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"She is such a troublesome saint, so tell me, what is on your mind?"
"Wow! You just said something to me that seemed very remarkable. You told me to say it when I wanted to say it, and in the blink of an eye, my true colors were revealed." The little ghost showed a troubled expression, as if he had suddenly been deceived and abandoned by the whole world.
"Because... I'm still curious anyway. If I'm really not curious at all, doesn't that mean I don't care about you? If I don't care about you, wouldn't I be bitten?" I pointed my finger. Number means reasonable and well-founded.
"Are you sure this saint will not bite you now?"
"Yu Chuan, you have been subdued by me now and cannot move."
"Aww (I bite)!"
"I was wrong, please forgive me, Holy Lady!" I deeply understand the consequences of getting carried away.
"Hmph, I originally wanted to tell Xiao Fan, but Xiao Fan is so stupid and arrogant, which made me unhappy, so I don't want to tell Xiao Fan."
"Huh? It's not like this. Just tell me and I'll make your favorite diamond clear noodle soup." I rubbed the moonlight hair on the side of the little ghost's cheek.
"Isn't that Xiaofan's favorite food?"
"It... seems... probably... I'm very curious about what method you used to make the diamond powder float in the soup instead of sinking." I wiped away the cold sweat and forced myself not to answer.
"secret."
"Don't laugh and say such horrible things. Tell me quickly."
"I will tell you when one day Xiaofan can eat the clear soup noodles made by this saint without changing his expression."
"Please keep this matter as a secret for life. You must."
"Heavenly Punishment!" The little ghost got angry and started tossing in his arms again. After a while, he was quiet.
"Xiaofan really wants to know?"
"I want to share a secret with you." I looked down at the little ghost affectionately, trying to be cool.
"As expected, you can't be careless. Xiaofan is peeking at my unique clear soup noodle craft!"
"..." What is this and what?
"I see that you are talking about him, and you clearly don't want to tell me. Well, just let your secret rot in your stomach. I don't want to hear it anymore." Seeing the little ghost talking back, I decided to do the opposite. .
"All right."
"You actually responded so readily?!" the director. There's something wrong with the script. Where's the promised method of stimulating generals?
"Because I know Xiaofan better than Xiaofan." The little ghost looked at me with a sly smile, and there seemed to be a fox tail dangling proudly behind his butt.
"I give up, please tell me your secret, Holy Lady." I lost the argument to the little ghost again, and I had no choice but to raise the white flag.
"This saint never accepts surrender."
"You want to torture the prisoners?" I was shocked.
"If Xiaofan can explain his previous rude behavior and sincerely repent, this saint will not be able to consider it."
"What behavior?"
"It is extremely disrespectful to think that this saint is a fake." Speaking of this matter, the little ghost's cheeks puffed up in anger. It was really too much. They have been an old couple for many years... No, they are the master knights. Are you still trying to pretend that you don't recognize this saint?
"Well, actually I've recognized you for a long time. I just wanted to touch your body."
"Wow! For being so honest, even though I explained clearly, I don't want to forgive Xiaofan anymore."
"I sincerely repent."
"There's no sincerity at all."
"To apologize I decided to run naked around Camp Rogue."
"Wow! Although I see sincerity, I suddenly want to break off relations with Xiaofan like this."
"Then what do you want from me?"
The little ghost looked up at me for a while, then suddenly gave me a thumbs up. The snow-white teeth that can easily crush diamonds flashed brightly: "The doctrine of this saint is that if you want to do something, then do it to the extreme, so Xiaofan can be more perverted and run around ten times naked."...
"Wait, why don't you touch it ten more times? I prefer the perverted behavior before."
"This saint has no intention of accompanying Xiao Fan to become a pervert."
"You traitor, you made an agreement to reach the peak of perversion together, but you abandoned me at this critical moment?" I was inexplicably sad and angry.
"I don't remember making such a strange agreement with Xiaofan."
"Yes. If you think about it carefully, the first time we met. Didn't it unfold in a very perverted way? I pressed you under me and rubbed your breasts."
"That's just Xiaofan's unilateral perversion, okay? This saint is the victim."
"Nonsense. The first complete sentence you said to me was obviously [you knead it very well]."
"It's [Hello] that's right!" The little ghost protested angrily.
"I know, it was just that you hadn't spoken for a long time and couldn't say those few words." I had a gentle smile on my face [I am the only one who understands you in this world].
"That's weird!" The little saint finally couldn't bear it anymore and bit me again with all her teeth and claws.
"Damn it, it's such a sacred memory, but the first encounter between Xiaofan and I was completely tainted by Xiaofan's perversion. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, this saint girl can't live anymore, her pure white soul has been Perverted Xiaofan’s color is polluted.”
"As if you're not a ghost." I muttered.
"What did you say?" The little ghost, who was covering his face sadly, raised his head and stared with a pretty look.
"Sir Alice, I mean, I am a pervert, I like perverts, and I want to be the number one pervert in the universe!"
"The current idiot servant Xiao Fan really makes this saint girl sad. Oh wu wu, it's all my fault that I didn't train Xiao Fan properly. It's my fault. I can't blame anyone else."
The little ghost was just wiping tears that didn't exist at all. Like a helpless mother, she watched helplessly as her son, who looked like a Spartan warrior with a stubble on his face, put on a pink magical girl osplay outfit, and thought he was very suitable for it.
"That's right. It's all your fault that I'm like this. Take the responsibility of taking care of me for the rest of my life, you stupid saint!" I suddenly felt confident and proud. You see, you said this yourself. If I don't climb up the pole, will I still be a pervert?
As a result, he was bitten again.
"Well, it seems that Xiaofan is hopeless. In order to punish Xiaofan like this, I decided to tell you the truth."
"Wait, punishment?" I suddenly felt something bad. Could it be a very bad truth?
"Actually, it's not that bad."
"Oh? What do you mean?"
"It's gotten very bad anyway. No matter how bad you feel, it won't help."
"Oops, I've been confused by your words." I felt dizzy.
"I've been thinking about how to tell Xiaofan this in the most tactful way."
"Oh, you really do plan to tell me, so feel free to say it. What kind of blow have I not endured?" I laughed and patted my chest, making a heroic gesture.
The little ghost took out a basket of eggs with his little hands, and showed a happy smile, filled with maternal love: "I have worked hard to lay so many eggs these days, and now I am working hard to hatch them. Xiaofan will soon see one." There are a lot of cute little saints and little little fans."
A certain druid's eyes darkened and he simply fainted and fell to the ground.
When I wake up. I found that the little ghost actually stuffed the egg-sized ghost egg she gave birth to into my mouth out of mischief.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"r
"Oh my god, I actually ate my daughter?" Wiping his mouth. I looked sad. …
"Xiaofan's IQ is, was he eaten by something?" the little ghost squatting in front of me complained.
"You lied to me?"
"From any angle. It's impossible for humans to lay eggs. Why would they easily break away from common sense and believe in such a thing?"
"But you're a ghost."
"The ghost can't do it either. Don't underestimate the ghost, you idiot Xiaofan!!!" The little ghost angrily stuffed another egg into my mouth. Well, it was confirmed that the taste was indeed an egg.
"You have been preoccupied during this period. Do you just want to hatch a bunch of chicks? The maternal excess is overflowing?" I pointed to the egg basket in the little ghost's hand. There must be at least twenty in it.
"No, I'm just researching a new type of clear noodle soup. Would adding eggs make it taste better?"
"I think it will taste better if you leave out one key thing, otherwise adding more will be useless."
"Isn't that boring? It's ordinary and has no characteristics at all."
"Please respect the food, don't do it in a fun and boring mood, and don't just think about highlighting your personal characteristics. If Vilas sees this scene, she will cry!" I looked serious, hoping that the little ghost could change his ways and start a new life. Be... a ghost.
The little ghost completely ignored my advice and muttered to himself: "Let's discuss it with Willas another day on whether diamonds can be added to the food."
"Please don't teach Vilas a bad lesson."
I'm about to bow down to the little ghost. My home is the only piece of pure land I have left. What should I do if Vilas really has a whim and starts to study diamond cuisine?
"Okay, for the sake of Xiaofan who was moved to tears and begged this holy girl."
“Thank you so much, I can’t thank you enough!”
"From now on, you must eat the egg noodle soup I made." The little ghost smiled and tapped the corner of my mouth.
"..." Being... threatened. Damn it, this collapsed world should just be destroyed.
"Speaking of which, I have completely forgotten the topic. What exactly are you going to ask? Is it worth asking?" I pressed my temples hard, feeling like I was turning into a living corpse.
"What's the main topic? Isn't arguing with Xiaofan the main topic?"
"No, no, no, I seem to have more important questions to ask before that." I rubbed my temples harder, remembering, I can't turn into a goldfish zombie.
"Let me think about it, is what Xiaofan wants to say about sister Shaye becoming the devil?"
"Yes, yes, that's it. Speaking of which, have we really discussed this issue before?" I was completely stupid.
"No, this is my first time telling Xiaofan."
"Oh, it turns out this is the first time. I thought my memory was really bad to this extent. Hahaha, it seems I'm not that stupid. My brain capacity is at the level of a normal person. I knew that about Saya The fact that my sister turned into a devil..."
Holding his forehead. After walking a few staggering steps, I turned back, glanced at the little ghost silently, and walked with her on my back until I reached a distance and waved my hand. Lifting his feet, he began to spin at high speed in the independent posture of the golden rooster.
"What is Xiaofan doing?" The little ghost walked over at some point and asked curiously as he looked at me spinning at high speed on the spot.
"I'm discussing a problem." In the howling wind. I managed to speak.
"what is the problem?"
"If I keep spinning like this, spinning faster and faster, will I fly first, or will I go underground first?"
"I think Xiaofan will get dizzy and fall to the ground first."
"makes sense."
The next second, a certain druid fell to the ground, lying in a large shape, with thick mosquito repellent in his eyes, looking like he had been ruined.
"Little ghost. I seem to have heard some terrible news."…
"Yeah, yes, so I have been worrying about how to tell Xiaofan. In the end, I wisely chose this most natural way. It's amazing, me."
"My Lady Saint, I'm so grateful to you for thinking of me." I was really about to cry. This of course your sister went too far. I can't accept it at all!
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