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A whole bag of salt, I guess about half a kilogram, was taken one bite after another by the little fox without stopping. When I came to my senses, the bag was already empty.
"More... do you want more?" I asked stammering.
"I want it, but I'd better save some food."
The little fox looked at me eagerly, her charming and affectionate eyes were about to burst into tears, as if I was stingy for not giving her more to eat, and I was as aggrieved as I wanted to be, and as pitiful as I wanted to be.
"Actually, there are many more. Grandma Mamaga knows that you like them, so she specially prepared them for you."
"Great, then give me another bag... no, two bags."
"..." I am completely speechless for this salty fox. . I gave up the idea of treating her completely.
"What's so interesting? This Tianhu likes to eat this, isn't it?"
Probably seeing me staring at her while eating, the little fox opened her head and reluctantly licked the salt particles off her lips, then pointed at me with the spoon in her hand and made a arrogant beating gesture.
Lucia herself also knows that her preferences are [a little bit] peculiar, but this little sky fox goes its own way and usually doesn't care about what others think. It's not rude or shameful. I eat mine, not eat. Yours, are you coming to bite me? . ….
However, she couldn't ignore her sweetheart's opinion, so she pretended to be evil at this time. It was just to cover up my inner uneasiness.
"It's nothing, not only you like to eat it, everyone likes to eat it. You see, we can't live without it for a day."
I smiled and held out my finger. Wipe off the grain of salt still stuck to the corner of the little fox's mouth and put it in his mouth. Well, add salty salt. No wonder it takes a day to prepare.
"It's...damn it. Don't compete with this Tianhu for delicious food."
The little fox blushed at this gentle gesture. She liked being recognized by others, especially when the other person was her lover. She wanted to smile shyly and happily, but her arrogant nature took over, causing her smile to turn into a straight face, and then she grinned a pair of small tiger teeth and issued a cute and cute threat.
However, even so, this arrogant little sky fox still felt that the initiative was always controlled by the other party, which made her very unhappy. After thinking about it, she pretended to have a helpless expression: "There is really no way. If you want to eat, Just talk to Ben Tianhu, do you need to be so impatient? If you admit it and beg Ben Tianhu, Ben Tianhu will be very merciful. I will give you a little bit."
As she spoke, she inserted the spoon into the salt bag, dug and scraped it, and handed it over with the salt like ice cream stacked in circles on an oversized ice cream cone. . ….
"Ah~~~" he also said.
Wagging his tail cutely in front of him. I pretended to be nonchalant, but actually I was a little nervous inside, and then I acted like a little fox feeding me. Is there any way I could refuse?
There is no way. So I could only open my mouth and watch the spoonful of refined salt come in bit by bit. Then he put on a big smile and turned the blood and tears in his heart into glue. Keep the smile on your face firmly fixed. Only in this way will it not be overwhelmed by the impact of the taste that is waiting to come.
Then, he closed his mouth, rolled his tongue, and transferred the salt on the spoon to his mouth. Before the waves of taste came, he swallowed it in one gulp.
Even so, I was still so salty that my facial expression almost collapsed.
I asked... Could it be that my love for Tianhu was like this, not being squeezed to death by the little fox, but being salted to death?
Perhaps she was confused by the smile on my face that was bearing a thousand tons of tension. The little fox was very happy. It is a good thing, so naturally she wants to share it more, so she planned to reward me with another spoonful. I was shocked and my legs went weak. I almost fell to my knees. ….
"Lou...Lucia, I feel...okay about this...don't waste it...you like to eat...just eat it yourself." ….
I quickly gave up her idea of murdering her husband. I felt like my little heart was about to turn into pig liver. My throat was on fire and my words were hoarse.
"Hmph, you are such a bad guy, and I don't want to give it to Tianhu."
Seeing my refusal, the little fox felt very embarrassed. She turned her head and put the spoon she wanted to give me to her own mouth. Perhaps because the happiness brought by the salt was too strong, she instantly forgot about the little fox. Small unhappiness, intoxicated in the long-lost sea of happiness.
At times like this, I just need to be a quiet, handsome man. Saying anything is seeking death.
After the little fox finished eating the three generations of salt and patted his belly with satisfaction, I asked carefully and weakly: "Don't you need to eat something else?"
The little fox was stunned and touched his flat belly. . Then without saying a word, she picked up the biscuits and water bag that she had put aside just now, and started eating and drinking.
Let me just say, you can’t eat enough with salt.
After the little fox filled his stomach, he lay down on the ground without any image of the Holy Lady Tianhu. There were so many things going on, and the little Tianhu who had nothing to do was start to complain again.
"It's all your fault, you scoundrel. Why did you bring so much food and drink? Look, I'm so full that I don't even have the heart to test it now." ….
"Too full? Too full to move?" I asked tentatively.
"That's right, that's it, so it's all your bad guy's fault."
"Oh, you can't move, right, that's good." I nodded happily, then picked up the little fox lying on the ground, pushed her into my arms, and hugged her, well, I was satisfied.
The charm of the Heavenly Fox Saint is not something you can just blow off, when you are alone with the little fox. Even if I don't have that primitive feeling in my heart, I always want to hold her in my arms to be satisfied, and then I can't help but hold her in my arms... Well, you know.
Of course, now in the test, I still know how to measure and just stop there. After I go out for the test, I ask Master Tianhu, who is number one in the combat power rankings, to squeeze me to death.
"You bad guy, can't you be more serious? You can't even do bad things for a second?"
The little fox really followed through on her philosophy of being too full to move. Faced with my hug, he just complained a bit and even slightly pushed his body into my arms. I found the most comfortable position, my tail swaying comfortably. I said, you really can't move, right? You're not lying to me.
"That's not the case. Aren't I holding you in a serious manner?" I lowered my chin, gently rubbed against the little fox's forehead, and said affectionately. . ….
"Then the Sky Fox will be able to bite you seriously in the future?" the little fox heard. He gritted his teeth in anger. He had never seen a gangster act so confidently. So he immediately retorted.
"Lord Lucia, have mercy on me." I thought for a moment and decided to beg for mercy. To be honest, the little fox bit me and it didn't hurt. First, she was reluctant to use force, but because although she had a pair of ferocious-looking little tiger teeth, she was The ability value in this area is still in the range of normal people, and it is incomparable to the dead dog and the little ghost, two super-scientific and super-magical mutated species.
What I'm afraid of is that these words will reach the little ghost's ears and arouse her unwillingness to admit defeat - why can a coquettish fox bite in a serious manner, but this saint can't? This saint wants it too.
So, I was tragic. In order to avoid this kind of tragedy, an apology will not kill you.
"Uh-huh, you are such a bad guy. Come on, give me a smile." The little fox was proud of having won the battle. He restlessly stretched out his little hand and started playing with my cheeks again, rubbing them on the left and pinching them on the other. Then he quirked up the corners of his mouth and gave me a weird smile, which made her laugh. ….
I really don’t know what’s so funny about my face, it’s the hard face of a stinky man. It's not soft and slippery like the little ghost. Fragrant and super elastic. The face is extremely malleable and can be used with cute and vague words. Such a face will never get tired of playing with it for a lifetime. . ….
This is probably the difference in aesthetics between men and women, I thought with a sigh and resignation.
"By the way, I didn't crash you just now, did I?" I suddenly remembered that when I fell, I seemed to have hit the little fox and landed softly like a fox, making her whine. I couldn't help but feel very distressed and guilty. You said that I This guy, this size, was like a thousand-year-old locust tree in human form. It hit the little fox's delicate and delicate body. How could it not hurt?
"It hurts so much, or it's just that I was startled by the appearance of a bad guy like you. The Sky Fox test never allows a second person to come in." The little fox was in a good mood and did not take the opportunity to make fun of me. He muttered this. . She suddenly burst into laughter.
"This is really retribution. Something like this has happened before, right? It's just that the roles have been reversed."
before? oh! I remembered.
Should it be the time when I took Vilas and the others to practice with the Gauts, or which one? Anyway, in Harrogath, this little fox fell from the sky with her teammates. It was the soft fox falling from the sky, and I caught him. Of course, I was referring to the little fox. If it was Lao Ma or Kurt Bai, Wolf, I guess I will withdraw my hand at the critical moment. It is not good for a grown man to hug you. . ….
What? You mean Feeney? Let me think about it... Don't get me wrong, I am thinking about whether it is better to define her gender as male or female?
"Ah, could it be that I can't remember? You are indeed a ruthless and ruthless villain. If you can't remember, forget it. I don't care about you anymore!" Seeing my dumbfounded look, the little fox misunderstood. Angrily, he struggled in his arms, half-reluctantly saying, "Let me go, I don't want you to be hugged by such a heartless man, but if I think about it more carefully, I still feel a little reluctant to leave."
This gave me enough time to explain. After a well-reasoned explanation, the little fox's face became much better. The fox's tail that was originally swinging back and forth in anger now relaxed with peace of mind, although on the surface he still had to pretend to be " It doesn’t matter if you don’t need to explain, I don’t care if you remember it or not.” His arrogant attitude seemed to have completely forgotten how angry he was just now. It was so cute to me.
"It's okay, I'm fine. I'm still a little worried. What if I smash you up? Come on, little fox, be good and let Shu Miao help you check your body..."
As I said that, I laughed a few times, my ten fingers kept squirming, and I extended my Anlushan claws towards the graceful body of the little fox. . ….
"Go, go. I'm not in the mood to joke with you, a bad guy. I'm tired."
The little fox slapped my dog's paw away angrily. We have been an old couple for many years. How could she not know whether I was joking or serious? If I were serious, I would go straight to Huanglong and not give this little sky fox anything. Tsundere's chance to resist.
"Then have a good sleep in my arms. Have a comfortable sleep. My arms can instantly recover you from fatigue and make your mood instantly better." I gently held her fox ears in my mouth and whispered. Said in a soft voice.
"I have never seen such a shameless villain like you in my life." The little fox rolled his eyes at me charmingly. Maybe he was really tired. He yawned, stretched his body, and raised and lowered his eyelids. The kids started fighting.
After a while, this lively and noisy little fox turned into a quiet Sleeping Beauty...oh, Sleeping Beauty Saint.
He hugged the little fox's delicate body tightly. After kissing her a few times on her flawless forehead and face, and paying some [bed rental] fees, I had the time to look at the surrounding environment. ….
It turned out to be an environment similar to the resting place that Tamoya took me to during the Ursine Trial. It was like being in a grotto, empty and closed, with only some simple daily necessities inside. Is this the malicious intention of the orc god, or is it something out of nowhere? For the sake of saving money, I won’t complain about it for now. . ….
The only difference is probably the weird stone door. There are ancient patterns carved on it. The reason why it can be judged that it is ancient is very simple. Because the pattern on it is simple and rough, like the original traces left from the early days of civilization, it is very similar to the style of oracle bone inscriptions.
I don’t know whether these carvings are words or patterns. The more I look at them, the more they look like foxes of different shapes. Staring at them, I feel like my soul is being sucked in and I am playing happily with these foxes. Fortunately, after a long time, After being seduced by the little fox, I have an extraordinary resistance to the charm of the fox man. He shook his head hard and bit the tip of his tongue. I finally woke up and was secretly shocked.
Damn it. It felt like I had been completely confused just now. . This little life is about to be handed down here. It's such a weird ghost place. There is a death trap here.
A certain druid didn't even think about it. Only the Sky Fox could enter here in the past. Of course, the Sky Fox Saint was a woman and couldn't be fooled by these carvings. He just happened to have the aura of the quasi-tragedy emperor and came here to do it. Just death.
Not daring to look at the carvings on the stone gate, I moved my eyes and landed on the two statues on both sides of the stone gate. They were almost identical to the three-tailed fox that opened the entrance. The two statues that seemed to be guarding the stone gate were also two foxes. , there are also three tails growing on the buttocks, and even their expressions and movements are not much different. . ….
The difference is that these two statues, the two sky foxes, do not require Mamajia and the others to recite incantations to open them. They have their own glowing eyes, as if they can come alive at any time and stare at them. It gave me another hallucination, and I saw two three-tailed foxes... No, they were two three-tailed girls. Each of them was as beautiful as a little fox, and they were smiling and walking towards me with boundless charm.
I almost bit my tongue to bits before I woke up and screamed, "F*ck, this Sky Fox test is indeed the most difficult and terrifying test among the orcs. I have fully experienced it now. Compared with it, the bear people are the most difficult." The strong test is as gentle as a hundred-year-old grandmother sitting at the door and basking in the sun all day long.
Again, a certain druid is just committing suicide. The Sky Fox test is originally open to Sky Fox. It is like a women’s bathhouse. It’s okay for women to go in, but it’s okay for men to go in... Sorry, I’ll wait for it to be on TV tomorrow. Bar.
I didn't dare to look around unscrupulously anymore, so I took a random look and found that apart from the stone gate and the two fox statues guarding the gate, there seemed to be nothing special about it, so I felt relieved. Watching the sleeping face of the little fox, it feels like watching the birth of a new world. It is so literary and unique. I must add two more tea eggs to my lunch box. . ….
I don't know how long it took, but I felt like I had fallen asleep. Suddenly, the little fox's eyelashes flickered, and I immediately woke up by rubbing my eyes. I waited lovingly for the little fox to open his eyes, ready to give me a good morning kiss.
"Wow, you bad guy, you have such disgusting eyes. You just woke up, don't scare me, okay?" As a result, the little fox complained with goosebumps.
Well, it seems that I am not suitable to be a gentle and overbearing CEO.
It doesn't matter if I can't be the CEO, I can't kiss him good morning, so after being kissed hard and painfully by me in a punishing manner, the little fox was able to escape from the clutches, with a red face, eyes wide open, and a swishing tail that made a whirring sound like a fan. , if it were faster, it could probably be used as a bamboo dragonfly. A bamboo dragonfly inserted into the butt, uh...
"I'm warning you bad guy, don't mess around. If you dare to mess around again, I will kick you out."…
"Oh, you can still do this?" I pretended to be surprised.
"Of course... of course, why is it called Tianhu test? Of course Tianhu has the final say here." The little fox was a little lacking in confidence, but he raised his chin firmly and prepared to be arrogant to death.
"But I still have the food."
"Ah, I almost forgot. Hurry up and hand them over to me, Tianhu." When the little fox heard that it was okay, he swooped over with all his teeth and claws, intending to use force, but unexpectedly he fell into a trap. . He was hugged by me again. . ….
Let's just give her another nickname: Pillow Fox. Why is she so soft and comfortable to hold? It's incredible.
After that, the little fox and I vented our feelings about reuniting after a long separation. Well, of course, the way of venting was a bit different. It was all because of the tsundere of the little fox, which had nothing to do with me at all, huh.
There will be a lot of opportunities to be intimate with the little fox after we go out. Maybe the proposal would be successful and the beautiful fox would be back in my arms, but business was more important. So, I started to hold the little fox in a serious manner, playing with her fox ears and tail, feeling the shy and angry feelings of the little fox. Amidst all the miscellaneous things, let’s bring up business…
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A lot of people came. After greeting you, you still have to clean up, which is exhausting. I thought I had lost my perfect attendance, so I just gave up and stopped working for another day. But I also felt that this kind of thinking was very dangerous and would make me lazy. So I decided to take the first step of self-conception. Keep your eyes peeled and write down one chapter, and apologize to everyone again. Xiao Qi is now seven chapters in debt. Last month, he owed seven chapters and still dared to spend the New Year heartlessly. How shameful.
. . . (To be continued)
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