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Seeing that my defense was flawless, Princess Wannian puffed out her mouth and was a little angry.
"Why, you seem to be afraid of me?" She used a very stupid provocation method. It was so naive. Do you think I would be fooled by this method that can only be used to deal with monkeys?
"Afraid of you? Hahaha, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year!"
Stop it, me! Don't be fooled! I'm not a monkey! ! !
"Really?"
"Of course it's true. If you have any tricks, just come over!" Now that the matter is done, I can only take one step at a time.
"Actually, it has nothing to do with me, I just feel sad for Tia." This book Zina started to take action, trying to lift Tia out, and suddenly hit my Achilles' heel.
"Then just take your time and grieve, I won't accompany you." I turned around to leave, but was grabbed by the back of my collar. I turned around and met the cold eyes of the culprit.
"Are you still Tia's fiancé?" Seeing that I was out of touch, she asked angrily.
"Well...it depends on what aspect you are talking about."
"What else does this mean?"
"That is, for example, if you tell me that you don't even dare to run naked around the village, are you still considered Tia's fiancé? Do you think I have to run naked?"
"So you can actually say that." Ben Zina looked shocked, as if she had learned a new posture, "Oh no, look at my bad mouth that deserves to be slapped. Why should I instill nourishment into this vicious-tongued guy?"
"Actually, it wouldn't do Tia any good to let you go streaking, so I wouldn't say that."
"It's good if you understand."
"So how about running around naked and calling me Aditya loudly?"
"It seems you don't understand at all."
"You are allowed to wear a pair of big pants, after all, I don't want to see your ugly appearance."
"Thank you very much. Since you are so sincere in what you say, I will definitely let you see it alone another day when I have the opportunity until you get used to it. We are comrades in arms, how can there be such a superficial grudge between us?"
"You sexy monkey! Who is a comrade with a fool like you? If you dare to do this, I will cut off your ugly thing!" Princess Wannian's face suddenly turned red, she clenched her fists and glared at me.
"Oh my, please tell me clearly what the hell is this. How can I know if you don't tell me?"
"You... Wuwu, you are really irritating. Today's monkey is particularly irritating." Benzina gritted her teeth and kept stamping her feet, but there was nothing she could do to me.
Hahaha, I kind of understand. This guy's weakness is discussing sexy topics, which is exactly the opposite of the dirty maid.
Very good, let me write some dirty jokes to avenge old and new grudges.
"If you dare to say weird things again, I will string your mouth and anus together." Ben Zina seemed to have sensed my intention, and she pulled out her blue-white rapier with a murderous look on her face.
"..."
Your sister, do you agree that the gentleman will talk or not? Oh, I forgot, this guy is not a gentleman.
"You're not here to argue with me, are you?"
Seeing that Princess Wannian seemed to have forgotten her original purpose, I had to remind her a little. In fact, I didn’t want to remind her. It was just that the threat of connecting her mouth and anus was too great, which made me subconsciously tighten my anus, for fear of Princess Wannian’s. His personality and behavior developed in a strange direction, and he had no choice but to change the topic.
"I would have forgotten if you didn't tell me. I wanted to remind you at first that you dropped a few gems."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!!!" I slammed the coffee table in my heart with tragic anger, and the big tornado turned around and ran back, searching desperately on the road, even the ant holes were not missed.
Wait, I don’t have any gems on me. I touched my arms and found a money bag in my hand. I picked it up and remembered the crisp sound of gold coins colliding, like celestial music. I closed my eyes intoxicated, and then suddenly When the ground opened, it was like a famous detective who finally discovered the criminal from the clues.
"You're lying, I have gold coins in my arms."
"Yes, I lied to you."
"You even shamelessly admitted it."
"Actually, I have something very important to tell you."
"Do you think changing the subject will work on me, the founder, stupid puppet?"
"It's about your and Tia's wedding."
"I won't listen. Don't let me be fooled again."
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious."
"Idiot doll, it's time for your mouth to be oiled up."
"..."
"Why aren't you talking? Could it be that the power is broken? No, you have to quickly find a spring to twist it. Is it the back or the head? I guess it should be the head, after all, it is the one with the least power. The place."
After a while of crackling, a certain druid sat down obediently with a bruised nose and face.
"I'm sorry, I got carried away."
Really, she actually got violent. This Wannian Princess is not cute at all.
"If it weren't for Tia, I wouldn't bother to care about you stupid monkey. Tia is also confused. How can I like such a monkey? Could it be related to her liking for eating sandworms and scorpions?"
That's too much to say... Well, I don't dispute that Tia's taste is a bit heavy when it comes to food.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. If you have anything to say, sit down and let's talk about it. Anger can't solve any problems, can it?" I looked mature and steady, as if comforting a child with a tantrum, and pressed towards Princess Wannian. With the palm of his hand, he motioned for her to sit down first before talking.
Put the leaking gas tank aside for now. How about we smoke a cigarette to calm down the panic?
As a result, the next second, Ben Zina was savagely pressing the back of her head, rubbing her face against the rough wooden table, like a devil's pace.
"There is... something to say... violence cannot solve... any problem..."
Even though I suffered such cruel and merciless abuse, I was still unwilling to give up. I was compassionate and firmly believed that Princess Wannian could still be cured. For example, I could first try the expired contraceptive pills from the pornographic maid, supplemented by Bianchat's customized pills. Dark braised broth, paired with Little Ghost’s Diamond Clear Noodle Soup.
After experiencing some inhumane torture, Princess Wannian finally calmed down and got down to business.
"Let me explain in advance that our Horadric race is a civilized race."
"Yes, I absolutely believe that if the civilization value was not lowered by a violent woman, the civilization would have reached the sky."
I don’t know if the Horadric tribe has broken through the sky. I only know that after committing suicide, my head broke through the sky.
"However, in this dazzling civilization, we also retain a bit of traditional blood and have not lost the courage and enterprising spirit of our ancestors."
"I now understand the meaning of this sentence very deeply." My head pierced the entire hard wooden table, and my eyes seemed to have circles, and I completely agreed with this sentence.
"Although I don't know whether the current Horadric tribe has retained this tradition, but I believe everyone still remembers it!" At this point, Benzina slapped the wooden table with both hands, just like a master of internal martial arts slamming the table in anger. The wooden table tragically fell apart and flew away. The good news was that I was freed from my neck.
"So, what exactly is the tradition you are talking about? What do you want me to do?" I rubbed my neck and saw that Benzina finally got to the point, so I stopped making jokes.
"Hunting." These three words came out gently from Princess Wannian's beautiful lips.
"hunting?"
"Yes, just like animals show off their fists and muscles when courting, our Horadric clan, who were born in ancient times, when proposing, the man will also show his strength to the woman in the way of hunting, and will Prey is used as a token of marriage proposal. This tradition has continued until my era. Although it has become less important and must be done, if you have this intention, it will undoubtedly add more color to the wedding of two people."
"Okay, I understand what you mean." This ancient tradition has appeared in every world. Of course, it will also change due to different times. For example, in the original world, money often replaced Muscles become showpieces.
"Such a simple thing, even with the IQ of a monkey, it shouldn't be difficult to understand." Ben Zina nodded, satisfied that I didn't pretend to be stupid.
"But here's the question. I want to ask, in the ancient times of your Horadric tribe, when this tradition was still a necessity, what should you do if the woman wants to pursue the man?"
Perhaps she didn't expect that I would observe the problem from the perspective of heaven (ten), horse (branch), line (odd) and sky (pa). Princess Wannian tilted her head and thought about it, not sure.
"There are few such examples, but they are not absent."
"How to do it?"
"Well, I remember...if the woman is strong, she can just defeat the man and drag him home."
At the end, Princess Nana was a little embarrassed, and two beautiful blushes appeared on her pretty cheeks. After all, such a primitive style was not in line with the image of the current Horadric mage, and the woman forcibly dragged the man back. Just thinking about it makes it hard to talk about everything at home.
"Bastard monkey, look what you made me say?!" Finally, this shyness turned into nameless anger and came towards me.
I blinked innocently: "If you don't want to say it, just say it. I didn't force you to say it. Why are you so angry?"
"It's not because I was careless and was induced by the monkey!" She probably felt that her anger was a bit inexplicable. Princess Nana sat down again and took a big gulp of ice water to calm down.
"Anyway, you want me to hunt a monster now. The stronger the better, is this right?"
"I'm not asking you to go. No one is forcing you to go. It's up to you whether you want to go or not." Princess Wannian rolled her eyes at me and said this, if I don't go, you will despise me to death, right?
"Anyway, you are bored now."
"Uh..." This is indeed a good reason to shoot through the heart.
"The tribes in the third world are unable to prepare a grand wedding ceremony because of the lack of resources and the constant threat from the Hell Clan. As a man, wouldn't you take the initiative and use your own Is it possible to add a splendor to the wedding ceremony and make Tia even happier?"
"That makes sense." I crossed my arms and began to think deeply, my heart already moved.
"Moreover, if you kill the strong man from hell, the harvest will be huge."
This sentence was like the straw that broke the camel's back. My eyes instantly turned into slot machines, rolling up and down. Finally, with two dings, my left eye was fixed on Tia and my right eye was fixed on the gold coins.
"Done." He clapped his hands and decided happily.
"Very good, take advantage of Tia's busy schedule and act quickly. If you let her know, she will definitely not let you go, and Tyne is almost ready. In other words, we don't have much time left. .”
"It's true. Let's take action now." I glanced at Princess Wannian. Although this guy always treated me with vicious words, he always thought about his good friend Tia. For this reason, before I could consider not pursuing the many atrocities she committed against me.
"Stupid monkey, what are you doing standing there? Are you mad?" When I came back to my senses, I saw Ben Zina scolding me with raised eyebrows.
Withdrawing the preface, I still cannot easily forgive this guy.
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"So, this is what happened." In Rafael's tent at Rogge Camp, I put on a straight face and explained to Rafael a good way that might be able to reverse the situation and counterattack the Hell Clan. .
"During the period when I fell into the hell world, I discovered that not all hell monsters are bloodthirsty and murderous people. A few of them also have extremely high intelligence, similar to our human scholars, and are knowledgeable and knowledgeable. , a man who is well-informed and yearns for peace.”
"This... To be honest, we have heard a little bit about it. There are a very small number of such intelligent and knowledgeable hell beings. However, compared with the vast majority of bloodthirsty and warlike hell monsters who are eager to invade the Dark Continent, they have not spoken at all. Quan, let alone the three demon gods and four demon kings who are suppressing them, it is impossible to allow their alternative ideas to spread, is it not?"
"That's right." I was not defeated by Raphael's words, and my expression became more and more impassioned.
"It is meaningful because of the difficulty. Now we and the Hell Clan have reached a stalemate. The Angel Clan is obviously not willing to devote all its efforts to help us fight back the Hell Clan. Therefore, we must create opportunities ourselves to change the situation."
"Does Xiao Wu want to personally persuade the Hell clan to rebel and cause them to split internally?"
"Yes, that's what it looks like." Taking a step forward, clenching my fist tightly, I almost embroidered five lines on my right shoulder and told everyone that my name is Lei Feng.
"Although the chance is slim, it is not impossible. If you are lucky enough to do it, maybe it can really change the current situation. But Xiao Xiao Wu, just saying it is useless. You have to be more specific. That’s the plan goal.”
Raphael's eyes, which were the same as Linya's, narrowed slightly. I didn't know what he was thinking, which made me feel nervous and try to stay calm.
"I already have the goal." Just waiting for Raphael to ask this, my eyes lit up and I said confidently.
"Oh?" Raphael, who had been smiling all the time, showed a little surprise, as if to say, no way, the idiot Xiao Xiao Wu can think so carefully?
I tolerate you!
"That's it." I pointed hard at the Rogge Grassland map placed on Raphael's desk.
"Dark Forest?"
"Yes, the tree-top wooden fist in the dark forest." I lowered my voice and looked around, alert to the surroundings, as if I was revealing a shocking piece of information.
"Shutou Muquan? That stupid big guy? Why would anyone choose it instead of choosing it? It doesn't want to be a smart, wise and peace-loving person."
"Of course I know this, but with my special skills, after thinking about it again, I still feel that I have the highest chance of choosing it."
"What special technique?" Everyone looked curious.
"Hmph, watch it." I sneered twice, trying to reveal the perfect idea that I had rehearsed thousands of times in my mind without any flaws.
It’s better to talk than to do. With a flash of red light, I transformed into a COSPLAY bear. I twisted my seemingly bloated waist and picked up the bottle of ink on Raphael’s desk. With a loud bang, I turned into a COSPLAY bear. He fell on his head and dyed the brown bear's head black.
Throwing away the ink bottle, I grinned with a confident smile, and raised a wooden sign with a deep voice.
"Look, everyone, do I look like Shutou Muquan's long-lost brother?"
Everyone: "..."
"Could it be...that this is what you said?" Raphael stayed for a while before speaking hesitantly.
[That's right, using family ties, you can quickly get along with Shutou Muquan, making it easier for him to accept his ideas. ] I said with a gloomy face... Oh no, I said with a sunny face.
Family love is really a terrible thing that is very easy to use. You can rely on the natural sense of trust it brings to sell unsalable items easily... No, don't get me wrong, everything I do is legal, but it's not What a strange rumor... Hey, brother, wait, listen to me, have you heard of Amway?
Raphael stayed for a long time, and finally seemed to be sure of something, and nodded his head hard.
"Is this a promise?" I canceled the transformation and wiped the ink on my head, overjoyed.
"No, I am sure of one thing."
"What's up?"
"Ignoring appearance, at least in terms of IQ, you and Shutou Muquan do look like long-lost brothers."
"..." These words are so hurtful. Is it really worth it to be slandered like this just for the sake of a plan?
"Besides, Shutou Muquan is my elder brother." Benzina's finishing blow made me cover my chest in pain and I couldn't breathe. This is impossible. Am I not even as good as Shutou Muquan's IQ?
Come to think of it, you bastard model worker fanboy, you should be with me, right? Why are you helping Raphael complain about it? Who encouraged me to go hunting? Hoho!
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