Looking at this scene, I smiled, lowered my head and randomly picked a piece of drawing paper scattered on the table. When I picked it up and looked at it, I was stunned.
This, this, this... this is too detailed. It is clearly a detailed set of pictures. On a large piece of paper, not only the complete wedding portrait of Tia and I is constructed, but also the whole wedding portrait cannot be seen in the whole picture. The details of each part are also constructed separately, and the 3D feel is drawn with delicate shading techniques!
By the way, the first thought that came to my mind after seeing this drawing paper was how great it would be if the artist who created the drawing could be kidnapped and sent back to the original world to draw fan fiction. I'm starting to take medicine from now on. It's not too late. treat?
This... what on earth is this...
I quickly picked up another one, and sure enough, they were almost the same. The only difference was the clothes Tia and I wore and the poses we took.
"I think this one is good." Beiya suddenly laughed and placed one of them in the center of the stage.
On the drawing paper, Tia and I were drawn, wearing strange and weird wedding dresses, posing as knights of justice that even a three-year-old child would say "Wow, that's so cheesy".
I knew that what this little girl picked out could not be good. Speaking of which, what on earth was the guy who drew this picture thinking? I sent you to the original world to draw American-style gay comics day and night. asshole!
"I think this one is pretty good." Ben Zina selected her favorite work with malice that could be felt by others.
On the drawing paper, Tia had an aesthetic style, as if she was facing the sunset, but I was wearing a fancy national costume and posing like a young pioneer marching forward.
Very good, this is in line with Ben Zina's character.
"I think this one is better." The pornographic maid also became restless and joined in the fun.
She chose this one, which seems to be the most reliable, at least compared to the previous two. In the painting, I am wearing a scholar's robe, with a deep expression and posture of a thinker, and I am wearing a desert-style wedding dress on the side. I took my clothes and Tia, who was holding flowers in her hand, looked at my side face with fascination. It looked like a beautiful picture of a talented man and a talented woman in love.
However, don’t think that I don’t know what your stupid maid is thinking. Do you know what matters to me the most? Apart from the Hanged Man from the Sky Tribe, there are also the thinkers in front of the paper mill who look like they are shitting, and in front of me The pose of me in this painting is surprisingly similar to the one in the paper factory.
After accepting my punishment on behalf of justice, Princess Sanwu was unwilling to be left alone and selected her most satisfactory portrait for everyone to appreciate.
As soon as the drawing paper was unfolded on the table, a strong aura surged out, which shocked me and made me widen my eyes.
I saw me wearing armor and a cloak on my shoulders, standing upright, with one hand hanging down naturally, and the other arm spread wide. I was scolding Fang Qiu, my ordinary face showed resoluteness, my eyes were lifelike, full of determination, and my lips were tightly closed, There was a faint smile of confidence at the corner of his mouth, and the cloak behind his back was fluttering in the cold wind. The aura of a savior and a continental hegemon appeared on the page.
Beside me, Tia, who had a gentle face, kindly took my hanging hand, hugged her arm tightly, tilted her head to her shoulder, rested her body on my shoulder, showed a happy smile, and put her head aside. The contradictory feelings of softness, coldness and passion, chill and warmth are perfectly blended together, making people applaud and want to set it as the desktop background immediately.
At first glance, even among all the drawings, this painting should be ranked in the top three. Princess Sanwu doesn't seem to be trying to trick me.
But when I looked at it carefully, it was wrong. The posture of me in the painting still looked a bit familiar. This was not the "Duke of Beasts Extra Chapter" in the Duke of Beasts series. Let the beautiful girls all over the world exude the Duke's [Beep] fluid. Is it the illustration of the Beast Duke on page 336 of "Taste"? The similarity is as high as 90%, you bastard!
I burst into tears knowing the truth.
"Ai Wa'er, what about you?" Now that everyone has come up with an idea, there are also quite a few of these perverted angels with trembling mucks. I turned around and saw her holding a piece of drawing paper and staring at it, so I asked curiously.
"This one." The guy immediately put the drawing paper on the table with an imposing manner, as if he had to choose it.
Everyone took a look and thought it was pretty good. It was worthy of being an angel.
In the portrait, Tia and I, with angel wings on our backs and veiled gowns, stand face to face less than a foot apart, holding our hands in front of our chests, holding each other's hands, lowering our heads slightly, touching our foreheads lightly, Like an intimate couple, but also like a devout person praying.
It should be said that it is indeed an angel, and the portrait I chose has an angelic style. However, the aura of the Virgin Mary's light is too strong, and it doesn't seem to fit my and Tia's personalities, so I'd better think twice.
After looking at the five portraits in front of me one by one, I found that Aiwaer was the most normal one, but she turned out to be an angel with the attributes of a pervert. Could it be that the owners of the other four portraits were more normal than the pervert? Even more terrifying?
I noticed another cruel truth, and I shuddered from the bottom of my heart. I began to recall my life of more than ten years. Did I encounter unkind people?
"Tia, what about you, do you have any ideas?"
I can consider and veto other people's choices, but Tia's choice is different. It has to do with the rest of my life... Oh, no, it's reputation. I looked at this little girl very nervously, scared. What strange thing did she choose?[,! ] The weird shape made me, just like in the Paper Mill and the Sky Tribe, leave a lot of my life's integrity in the Horadric Tribe to be consumed by the monsters.
"Well, actually I haven't completely decided yet, hehehe."
Dia nodded her lips and thought for a while. She rarely showed a trace of sadness in the bright sunshine. Her mentality was different from other girls. It was about her and Fanfan's positions... Well, let's describe it this way, it was even about When it comes to the reputation and image of the entire Horadric clan, one must be cautious and not make decisions based on impulse.
"I have to choose between two, which one is better?"
"That's right, none of the portraits here are worth it. Except for a few, they are so good that it's hard to choose." I sighed. At the same time, I once again had the evil thought of turning the artist into a fan version of the original world.
Wait, no, I seem to have overlooked something?
"Two? Did you just say two?" I raised my voice, even with a hint of sharp fear.
There's more than one. If I add another one, my moral integrity will be doubled again. What on earth are the Horadrics thinking? Is it only at the end that they are harmless to humans and animals and reveal the ferocity of the final boss? With your face, you plan to become the terminator of my integrity?
"Yes, two, one square in the first world, and one square in the second world." Dia counted her fingers happily, her smile full of housewife style: "The third world still counts for the time being. Well, the tribe has just been established not long ago. Not to mention that the square is not yet complete, the tribesmen definitely still have many important things to deal with, and they also have to face the direct threat from the Hell Clan at all times. It is still too early to do that."
"Yes...yes, haha...ah hahaha..."
Only then did I remember that there was also the First World. Although Sakron was busy with development and could not find time to take care of these things, as long as the Horadric tribe in the Second World did it for the statue, he would never let it be done. Focusing on beauty and taking a hundred steps back, even if it were not for his good granddaughter Tia, he would have reason to build such a statue in order to promote the economy.
"Then, why not just build the same statue on both sides?" I dryly made a suggestion that even I didn't think was good.
"Fanfan thinks this is really good?" In the blink of an eye, Tia's whole body slumped down and became listless. A look of disappointment filled her face.
"This man really has no dreams."
"Not romantic at all."
"Tia, think about it again. It's too late to regret now. It's better to find a scorpion than this monkey. At least it can be used to satisfy hunger at critical moments." Princess Wannian looked at me with extremely contemptuous eyes.
"I...I'm joking. Two, of course, two different ones are better. At least choosing the worst one won't double the loss of moral integrity...No, this sentence is also a joke. I mean, two Wouldn't it be more attractive to have two different statues? Maybe people who saw one of them would be curious about the other one and go to the first or second world to see it all. Wouldn't this also promote the Horadric tribe? Has it developed?"
I panicked and explained incoherently.
"I knew Fanfan was the best to me, hehe." Dia hugged my arm affectionately and pressed up the plump and soft breasts as a reward.
"But we can't be like grandpa, thinking only about development. After all, it's a statue of the two of us. That... is a vital... memorial, something that carries happy memories, so... So it doesn't matter if you are a little selfish, just choose what you like." Tia said, her face flushed with embarrassment.
"I can't stand it any longer. You can go play by yourselves. Your Highness needs a rest." Beiya angrily raised the coffee table in her heart, finally unable to bear the shameless show of affection of the couple in front of her.
As soon as Tia left, the pornographic maid naturally also left. Benzina looked at Tia with a meaningful look, which made Tia feel embarrassed. Then she said that on the wedding day... it seemed more romantic, and there was nothing wrong with it. OK.
She blushed and gave me a sweet kiss. The little girl followed her Wannian friend upstairs, leaving me, Princess Sanwu and Aiwa'er alone.
"Please help yourself." I pointed to the stairs, but my eyes fell on the hundreds of drawing papers scattered on the table. I planned to read them carefully a few times by myself, for the sake of my little moral integrity.
Ji~~~~~ The two people behind me stood still, looking at me with eyes that seemed to make a sound.
Damn your sister, at such an old age, it’s not cute at all to imitate Ka Jie’er!
After my urging, the two of them finally went back to the room with cold faces. I knew what they were thinking. It was all because when the three of them slept together in Rasuk yesterday, on the one hand, I wanted to continue practicing, and on the other hand, I wanted to continue practicing. On the one hand, I softened my heart again, knowing that Aiwa'er could not accept my true form, so I transformed into the Holy Moon Wolf.
As a result, Ai Wa'er stopped talking. When I woke up, I saw Princess Sanwu resting on my chest, restlessly grabbing a ball with one hand, and there were some traces of drool on it. She slept so comfortably. It seemed that after finding the fatherly love from me that Jie Hein failed to give her, she also found the maternal love that she had no impression of at all.
After realizing this truth, I already want to anger God. Quickly change my Holy Moon Wolf back to its pure male form, you bastard!
After taking a few deep breaths to calm myself down, I began to focus on the drawing paper. Browsing it over and over again under the orange light, looking for my own part, I could try not to lose or evaporate my moral integrity, so as to achieve the best results. Eighteen thousand pieces of gold.
When I came to my senses, it was already late at night, so I sorted and folded the drawing papers. [,! ] put it in the inventory, took a shower, returned to the room, looked at the little ghost, and fell asleep holding the Rubik's Cube. Forget it, I won't disturb her tonight's dream realm practice.
Don't forget, by merging with me, the little ghost can enter my dream realm and practice together like Elijah.
Where is Aiwa? I have to close the door and windows tightly to prevent this perverted trembling angel from attacking at night.
After locking the door and holding it tightly with a wooden stick, I still felt uneasy and wondered if I should go to the market tomorrow to buy some animal traps or something like that?
Then there was the window. I was about to lock it, but suddenly a shadow passed by outside, startling me. I quickly took a few steps back, here it is? Here it is now?
The window was blown open by a gust of wind, and silently, the black shadow that just passed by was already standing behind me.
I smelled the fragrance, came to my senses, turned around, and gave a big push to the masked man in black who suddenly arrived.
"No, it will be my and Tia's wedding in a while, how can we do this at this time?"
"Oh, really?" The woman in black seemed unhurried, and her curvy figure looked even more graceful and attractive under the tight black clothes. Her only exposed purple eyes, after hearing my words, Not only was he not angry, but he showed a hint of narrow-minded pride, as if he was determined to win.
This man in black is not a pornographic maid. Who is the maid? She must have served Beiya after she fell asleep and then came to attack at night. This stupid maid, since the incident of rescuing Little Heitan that year, she has experienced the black-clothed and masked flower-picking female thief for the first time. , seems to be addicted to it, every time he sneaks over here he is always dressed like this.
Moreover, don’t think that I don’t know. Every time Beiya gets angry because of the show of affection between Tia and I, although she remains calm and as if it has nothing to do with her, the sour smell exuding from her body can make people laugh. It’s a vinegar shop.
Therefore, I am not surprised at all when she comes to attack me at night. Not to mention that it is a miracle in life that this petty and jealous little maid can endure it until now.
But who am I, who is known as the number one man in Rogge, who is just, friendly, and loving, who keeps Liu Xiahui in my arms, and whose six desires are empty, Tian Boguang, how could I mess around with this dirty maid at this time?
But why is this little maid not angry at all when I reject my rejection? Normally she shouldn't be angry. The arrogant maid who has no master wants to beat me up with the strength of the heir to the Twelve Knights, and then beat me. Then, the two of them got into bed, is this a rhythm? You see, I have even written the script, did the director accidentally fall asleep?
"Is it really okay? The lecherous, stupid prince, do you really want to refuse?" The little maid's beautiful purple eyes curved into crescent moons, as if she had a winning ticket.
"Of course." I shook out the childishness... no, the aura that was overlord and domineering in my body. It was like dandruff shaken off after not washing my hair for a month. Even I felt righteous by myself. The soul was frightened.
"I did some calculations, and it seems that the Horadric tribe does not intend to let the wedding be completed simply. According to their etiquette and customs that I know, the wedding of Prince Lust and Princess Tia will not be ready until at least a month later, and Tia Princess Ya, because of Princess Beja's obstruction, she seems to have planned to let the lustful prince eat her after the wedding."
"Then...so what?" I stepped back unnaturally and looked at the pornographic maid warily.
"In other words, the lecherous prince will have to abstain from sex for a month. Of course, it is not impossible for you to sneak back to find Lord Vilas and the others to solve the problem. But if someone discovers it, I don't know what kind of news will be spread. Rumors, forget it, His Royal Highness is so alert, such a thing will definitely not happen, just pretend that I didn't say anything. If nothing happens, I will leave first and not disturb His Highness's rest."
With that said, Huang Duanzi's maid turned around and was about to leave. At this moment, a big hand suddenly grabbed her tightly and pulled her along. I don't know whether she was unprepared or prepared. With a low cry, Huang The maid Duanzi was pulled back and fell into the arms of a certain prince.
"Let me go, didn't the idiot lecherous prince just say something nice?"
The pornographic maid struggled in his arms for a few times, and it seemed that she could feel her face quickly turning red and hot through the black scarf. As expected, she was still a timid maid who was tough on the outside but soft on the inside.
"Let's talk about this kind of thing later, later." As he said it, it seemed as if a gust of wind blew by, and the face towel covering the face of the pornographic maid was blown down, revealing a fair, delicate, and beautiful elf face. Before he could wait, She said something, but another big mouth blocked her small mouth.
"Hmm...Uh-huh~~~"
Immediately afterwards, the barrier, closing the window, locking, drawing the curtain, turning off the lights, and rolling on the bed were all done in one go. It was a perfect performance of the skilled cooperation of a pair of adulterers and adulterers after experiencing countless affairs.
A moment later, in the darkness, the fragrant little maid who was skinned into a white lamb let out a timid and helpless exclamation.
"What does the lecherous, stupid and shameless Prince want to do?"
"**Things to do."
"That's...that's not right. Where are you looking for?!"
"I think reciting the [beep] pose is also good. It's not the first time. Why are you so shy?"
"No, no, you are a despicable and immoral prince. How many times have you told me that... there is no way to do it there!" The little maid's voice was trembling with embarrassment, but she didn't realize that this kind of sound would make people sad. The desire to bully her became stronger.
"Huh? But Caroline has... um, cough, cough." The male voice seemed to have missed something and quickly stopped.
"Wha... what? That stupid sister actually... actually looks serious and has already done...[,!]... can actually agree to do this... I guessed it right, she is a The boring sister."
Finding that the resistance beneath him had weakened, a certain druid snickered.
Then, a dull and soft moan sounded, and soon it became as fast as rain hitting plantains. An occasional ray of moonlight passed by, penetrated into the curtains, and slightly illuminated a flawless jade body glowing with flushing, as if Passively tumbling in the tsunami of debate, making endless crackling noises...
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