"Ara? Little brother Wu, what's wrong with you?"
With a gentle turn of her bright eyes, she took in the scenery of the entire room. When she reached a corner, Karina spotted the two stacked arhats lying on the chair together, like half-dried salted fish. people.
"I've been plotted against." I muttered all morning. Seeing that it was Sister Lina who spoke, I responded feebly.
"Plot? Who plotted?" Karina asked with interest.
"The person who is most hidden around me."
"Idiot Xiaofan has the nerve to say, it's all your fault." Hearing this, everyone, including the little ghost, thought I was talking about her. Of course, the little saint was not happy and took another bite.
"Hmph, it's impossible for a mere mortal to understand the melancholy in my heart that is as deep as the sea." Unable to resist, I could only use words to express that my ideals that looked down on all living beings could not be understood by others, and my wishes could not be supported by others. of sadness.
Everyone is drunk and I am alone awake. Yes, I am now at the highest level of the Second Demon King. It is not at the same level as the seals on my arms and eyes.
"It seems there is no hope." I saw a druid uttering feeble but eerie, creepy mutterings like a curse from his mouth. He was completely trapped in a place that others could not touch or approach at all. In the world, Karina smiled bitterly, gave up treating the other party, and greeted the others.
But one person said "no". What he is best at is dealing with those who give up treatment, because he is also a fellow person. Unlike someone who gives up treatment intermittently, he has completely said goodbye to doctors and drugs very early on. .
"Brother Wu, tell me what's sad about it. We are all men, there is no need to hide it."
The Gorilla, who was resurrected and teleported at some point, took a few steps forward and used a deep and powerful voice full of masculine charm, like a powerful and gentle wind from the seaside, to soothe the soul.
The inexperienced little ghost had already stepped aside, like a little female leopard, threatening Gaut who approached rudely with bared teeth. Unfortunately, this guy was one of the few who could ignore the murderous intent of the little ghost. You have to ask why...because his IQ is too low. For example, is it useful to be angry at a stone?
"You?" I glanced at him sideways, then turned my head back disdainfully, without even looking at him.
"Stupid human beings. They always wear clothes that seal themselves and put on hypocritical masks, but they still pretend to communicate with each other from the bottom of their hearts. It's so dirty. As expected, humans can only be born when they are born. Is that moment pure?”
A certain druid who still couldn't come out of the middle world said with full force.
"I see, Brother Wu, I understand what you said, I understand!"
The Gorilla suddenly started crying inexplicably, and two neat lines of tears flowed from his majestic face. It was as if he had finally found a friend after living in this world for decades, and in an instant, the mountains were flowing, and the spring sun was white with snow.
"After so many years, someone finally spoke what was in my heart. It turns out that I am not alone. Brother Wu, yes, clothes are just obstacles that seal and bind our nature and soul. If you understand this, join us. Come on, join the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team, and let’s go to the river to welcome a new life together————!!!”
Before Gort Gorilla could finish his words, Karina rushed up angrily and knocked her to the ground with an elbow drop from the sky that shattered her skull. He was resurrected on the spot and counted down, unable to get up again.
Seeing how miserable Gott was, I finally sat up. Apart from feeling sad, I felt that the sadness in my heart was shared by others, and I felt a little relieved, just like the junglers encountered at the beginning were all deadly bears. But he got a blood.
"Sister Lina, where have you been these past few days? Why haven't I seen you?" I glanced at Gott, who was foaming at the mouth and lying on the ground. I raised my head and asked curiously about the violent fighting sister in front of me.
"Didn't Akala tell you? Gott and I led a team to patrol the magic circle in the camp. We do it once a year to ensure that no accidents happen to new adventurers."
I nodded clearly. It turned out that I was going to patrol the magic circle. As mentioned before, the monster strength that can form the size distribution of the five major areas relies on the magic circle under the experience area. This is almost one of the top secrets of the alliance. Ka Lina has taken on this important task, and it is obvious that her outstanding ability has earned Akala's trust.
Anyway, he is much better than the unreliable old drunkard. Even Gott will be serious when he should be serious, unlike the old drunkard, who is almost every serious person.
"When did you come back?"
"Last night, I should say it was early this morning, I almost walked half a roger. I was so bored." Karina pinched her shoulders and complained rarely.
It's really boring. It's not fighting, patrolling, or rescuing people. It's just going to check the magic circle with a few mages. It also has to go around the entire Rogge training area. Plus, it's cold and it's not even a public trip. I can’t find any excuse to comfort myself. I feel boring just thinking about it, but it is an extremely important task. If I don’t check it carefully, if there is a loophole somewhere, it is very likely that many new adventurers will be wiped out. .
Fortunately, Akara did not entrust this trivial task to me, the handyman elder.
"It's rare to come back. Grandma Akara will take some leave at least. She will stay for lunch."
"Little brother Wu still knows me, come on, give me a hug." As he said this, the generous elder sister really hugged him and stepped on Gao Te's body.
"And Vilas, I miss your craft so much. Woohoo~~~ You are finally back." After giving me a hug, Karina set her sights on her close friend and junior Vilas.
"Li...Sister Lina, don't be like this, wuwu, don't hug me suddenly."
"Do you think [my body is only allowed to be touched by an adult, no one else]? Do you really think so?"
"Li...Sister Lina!" Vilas couldn't fight against Karina, and her face quickly turned red.
"It's so cute. It's so cute. It's still so cute after you go to practice. No wonder Wu Xiaodi always calls you a shy little puppy."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""""I shrugged my shoulders, saying that I couldn't help her.
"Wu~~~Master~~~Brother~~~" At this moment, a long and loud shout came from outside. Just by listening to the volume, you knew who was coming.
"Brother Seattle Ke, come here sooner or later, but there is no breakfast left." I stretched myself out of the house and said while yawning.
"It's not me, it's him, it's him." Seattle's voice was full of malice and he pointed next to him.
Following his pointing, I saw that ten pairs of my titanium alloy dog eyes were blinded at that time.
Fuck...fuck, who is this super handsome guy who should only exist in heaven? The back seemed to be emitting golden light, and the bare grass seemed to become full of life.
I have only heard of the beauty effect before, but this is the first time I have seen the beauty effect.
Take a closer look, isn't this the most handsome guy in the league, Brother Carlos? It turns out it's you, why is it so special today... He is wearing a solemn black tuxedo, which highlights his burly and strong figure. His face and hair are obviously carefully dressed, and from time to time he reaches out to straighten the gentleman's bow on his chest, making it even more obvious. tall and straight.
He usually doesn't dress up at all, but he has attracted the attention of countless nymphomaniac girls and women when he walks on the street. Under his careful dressing up, Carlos today is as dazzling as the sun god.
This guy is holding a large bouquet of flowers that you can tell are carefully made. Is he here to strike up a conversation? Did you come to my door to strike up a conversation? So brave, Carlos, let's go to the training ground, have a good fist talk, and let me, my junior brother, teach you one of the five conditions for being killed in the supreme YY novel The Truth - molesting the heroine.
When he saw me coming out, Carlos's eyes lit up. He adjusted his black tuxedo even more carefully, which was so neat that OCD couldn't find anything wrong with it, and strode towards me.
Wait...wait, strong man, please stay! What do you want to do, why are you walking straight towards me dressed like this, let me tell you, I am not that kind of person, I am a staunch heterosexual.
Not only me, but also Karina who walked out later looked at us with curiosity, surprise and interest. I didn’t expect that Sister Lina, you turned out to be a hidden fujoshi. I misjudged you.
"Junior Brother Wu, is Kajiel awake?" Carlos took a big step forward and came to me. Just as I was preparing to impose Iron Fist sanctions, he suddenly said.
Oh ah? It turned out to be Kajiel.
When he said this, I suddenly remembered. Didn't he ask him last night if he wanted to see what Kajie would look like when she grew up? I didn't expect this daughter to control the Paladin in such a hurry. Even though she knew that Kajie rarely got up early in the morning, she still couldn't help but run over and wait.
So speaking of the way he is dressed now... I looked Carlos up and down with a look of disdain - he is indeed a hopeless daughter-in-law. I don't think I was so exaggerated when Little Heitan woke up. The effect of wearing a tuxedo on me is average, and I don't have Carlos's temperament at all.
"..." I seemed to hear the voice of mystery uttering a taunt like "The last reason is the most important." Stand up obediently, and this Druid will give you a breath on behalf of the mortals in the universe.
"No, she's still sleeping. Do you want me to wake her up?" I tried to ask.
"No, no, that's too pitiful. I'll just wait here until she wakes up naturally." Carlos calmed down and said with firm eyes. Even if he couldn't wait, he still wanted to take care of Kajie first. sleep time, he is really a good Chinese father.
However, I feel a lot of pressure when you stand at the door of my house like this, brother, just like a rich and handsome man leaning on a Ferrari blocking the door of Sis' house.
"Everyone, let's come in and have fun. Karina and Gott happen to be here, but first, you have to change out of these clothes. There are flowers. It will make it difficult for people to tell whether you are waiting for your daughter or having sex." Girl."
"Do you really want to change? I want Kajiel to see the best side of me." Carlos was a little reluctant. Maybe there was nothing else in his mind except Kajiel.
"Just dress up normally. If you do this, you might scare Kajie'er."
"That makes sense, okay." The senior brother, who was a little frustrated, lowered the bouquet in his hand and walked back weakly, looking very pitiful.
"Wait, Brother Carlos, don't worry, let me get you a memory crystal. If you sell it to Pastor Alukaqi, you will definitely get a good price." My eyes suddenly lit up, as if I smelled a business opportunity. It's Alukachi, and you can make a lot of money selling it to any woman.
"No need." After hearing my words, especially the name Alukachi, Carlos looked panicked, ran faster than a rabbit, and slipped into the jungle with a chirp.
"Hahahaha, look at how embarrassed Carlos is." It's rare to see Carlos like this, and Seatik and I couldn't help laughing.
After a while, Carlos came back in his usual casual clothes, and his dazzling level finally dropped a few levels, making it acceptable.
A few of us grown men set up tables and chairs outside, and drank slowly with some side dishes brought by Blue Sky Grass and Veras, so at this time, there must be wine made by Bisi herself, oh no Wonderful, I feel like I can’t do without Bisi’s craftsmanship.
"It's a pity, I feel like the atmosphere is a bit lacking. It would be great if Doug's guy came back." The drunkard Seatik drank heavily, feeling that he was missing a companion, and the other three were not interested in drinking with him.
"How about Malagby."
Doug is good at bragging and loves to fight for drinks. He is not afraid even of his opponent Seattle Ke. The characteristic of Malagbi is (used to death) to stir up the atmosphere, so that people who don’t want to drink have to drink too. Seattle Ke has a smile on his face. He murmured a sigh, feeling quite sad that a close friend is hard to find.
"Don't say those unrealistic words, little brother Wu, tell us about your experience during this period." Karina came over, sat next to Gao Te, and put down a jar of wine, showing off her heroic demeanor. .
"It's not like I'm going to complete any mission. I'm just taking my daughters to practice. There's nothing much to say." I glanced at her guiltily and said.
It mainly involves the dark history of the elves, which I can't say out loud.
"Really?" Karina cast a shrewd look, as if she had seen through me, and smiled crisply.
"But I always feel that wherever Mr. Wu goes, no matter what he does, there will be something interesting happening, right?"
"..." Clutching my chest, which felt like it had been pierced by thousands of arrows, I was speechless in pain. No, I couldn't refute it at all.
"Yes, yes, tell me." Upon hearing this, Seatik and Gott suddenly remembered my trouble-attracting physique and couldn't help but shout.
"Don't talk about me, Brother Seattle, how did you break through to the realm of world power? I think this kind of thing is more interesting anyway, so you can tell me first." I denied it and transferred the fire. .
"This kind of thing can't be explained clearly. It can only be understood but not expressed in words. Anyway, keep fighting and comprehending. Everyone's method of breakthrough may be different. If you ask me, you might as well ask Carlos." The witty barbarian Seattle Kedig He licked his nostrils and threw the hot potato into Carlos' hand again.
Carlos... stared at the tent, not listening to what we were saying at all, and he couldn't be more witty.
So, all eyes fell on me again. Sister Lina smiled and blocked my retreat with one sentence: "Got and I go on boring patrols in the Rogge area day after day. Needless to say, I believe you don’t want to hear stories about pseudo-domain masters fighting against the projection of a fallen demon.”
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