"Listen to my explanation, it's not like this..." Facing the angry look of the pornographic maid, I said those clichéd lines like all the men in the world who have cheated.
"What else can be explained? You, the wild pervert prince." The yellow-faced maid's cheeks were bulging like buns, and her fair and pointed elf ears were dyed pink from shame and anger.
Field pervert...this...does it mean that I have gained a new achievement and a new title?
After coughing twice, I calmed down a little, and slowly realized that the sex between the little fox and I was not about stealing. The relationship between the two of us was open and aboveboard, and everyone knew it.
So this is not the key point. The key point is that this behavior caused a little...well, quite a lot of trouble.
To sort out these relationships, I have to make some choices, and simply treat cheating... No, it's blatant cheating... That's not right, they say it's not cheating, it's love, the sublimation of love, eh Um.
"No, we weren't that careless. We only went back after taking a shower, and the little black carbon didn't show any abnormal color at that time."
"Oh Huo? Do you mean that I should praise you for being so considerate and considerate of Xiao Heitan after you have done all those shameless and impetuous things? Do you mean to say that I should admire and thank you?"
"No need..." My momentum weakened a bit, and I looked away with a dry smile.
"Now that you have thought of this, why would Little Heitan behave like this? Can you please explain?" The maid continued to attack, like a kitten whose tail was stepped on, and she was so jealous.
"This... I'm also wondering about this. How did Xiao Heitan discover it? Did she lie to us at that time, pretending to be calm even though she smelled something?" I scratched my head, puzzled. Maybe, my well-behaved and honest little Heitan cannot be so Oscar-worthy!
"It must be all because the idiot prince showed some flaws."
"Why do you insist it's me? Maybe it's a little fox!"
"Because the idiot prince is the stupidest! The most careless!"
"..." Although it is very hurtful, what the pornographic maid said is right. If the only people who expose the flaw are me and the little fox, then anyone with a normal IQ will automatically ignore the little fox and treat the suspicious person Eyes on me.
An oppressive gap in IQ? hateful! Are mortals at fault? asshole!
"Wait, I think now is not the time to discuss who is at fault..."
"Ugh, that's a cliche excuse to get out of your responsibilities."
"Okay I'm sorry."
"There's no sincerity at all."
"What do you want from me, stupid maid!" I was also angry, turned into an angry hungry wolf, caught the little maid who had just escaped from my arms, turned her over, and pressed her under me. He patted his pink face and made a fierce gesture.
"If you make me angry again, be careful I do something perverted to you."
"Don't touch me... you stupid beastly lower body prince... you are not allowed to touch me with your body that is tainted with the scent of other women." The little maid said with tears in her eyes, timidly but strongly.
"Um... I'm a little embarrassed, but haven't I experienced this before? Why are you angry now." I muttered softly.
"Say...what are you talking about, you idiot prince!" The maidservant was instantly ashamed and her face turned as red as an apple. Of course she knew which past experience I was referring to.
It was Artoria's first test, in order to accumulate enough energy for the birth of little King Arthur, and the shameless 3* life we lived with the three of us in the Valley of Ice.
"That...that is a special situation, and...and because it is Her Majesty the Queen..." She covered her face, and after a while, the dirty maid defended in a low voice without looking at the shame.
"It's as if you haven't been jealous of Artoria before, you jealous maid." I muttered in response.
"No, my loyalty to Your Majesty can be seen from the sun and the moon." Huang Duanzi's maid put on a righteous and awe-inspiring expression.
"So, I got jealous in a place where neither the sun nor the moon shines, right?"
"Woo~~~" The little maid who was struck by my words whined like a puppy.
"Okay, don't be angry. My little maid Jeluka is the cutest and best-behaved, and I've already taken two baths, right?" I touched my head comfortingly, lowered my body slightly, and kissed her gently. After a deep kiss, the little maid's expression was still a little angry, but there was no resistance as before.
"Anyway... I'm just a toy of the Beast Prince anyway. I have no right to be angry. I know, hum." After finding a step, the little maid snorted heavily to express her dissatisfaction.
"Yes, yes, you are my most important toy, an irreplaceable toy. No one can touch you except me." I touched my forehead lightly and smiled.
"Hmph, the overbearing prince, let's forget he was trampled to death by ten thousand horses."
The little maid had acted coquettishly enough and got satisfaction from my words. Her tone immediately softened. With the lethality of ten thousand horses, it was almost a hint that "I am now a soft girl and can be pinched at any time." , I won’t be angry at all.”
"Okay, let's continue to take a look at the whereabouts of Little Heitan. Maybe there was a misunderstanding from the beginning. She is not heading towards... ahem, towards those things." He turned over and sat up, taking advantage of the situation. I picked up the pornographic maid and let her sit in my arms again. I pointed at the stack of information and said innocently.
"Humph, you still want to quibble, I've already seen it." The little maid hummed like a pig, pulled out the last few pages of information, and read it while reading.
"According to the intelligence, Xiao Heitan returned to the place where you camped last night, looking for something there, and finally stopped under a tree a few miles away from the camp... Hehehehe, His Highness the Prince of Ghost Beast Field War, now Is there anything else you want to say?”
"No...no..." A few miles away, under a tree, these key testimonies made me lose my temper at all, and I lowered my head in shame.
"As expected, it's right here, right here with that fox... Woo!" The little maid, who finally calmed down, showed signs of going berserk again. She hugged her arms desperately, but she was hugged tightly by me. He tried his best, but in the end he lost his temper and grabbed my arm and bit him.
Stupid elf, this arm of mine has been tested by the sharp teeth of a certain ghost saint that can bite diamonds. With your attack power, it is simply weak.
I thought like this in my heart. Of course I couldn't show it. I had to cry out in pain a few times and pretend to be pitiful.
"What's next, Xiao Heitan... what did she do?" I asked in a low voice with a guilty conscience as I waited for the pornographic maid to calm down, as if I couldn't bear the cruel answer.
"Next..." After a quick glance, the little maid deliberately lengthened her tone, which made me uneasy for a while. My heart was pounding so fast that I was about to jump out of my chest, and then she said slowly.
"Little Heitan just looked there for a few times and then left angrily."
"Huh?" The unexpected answer stunned me.
Could this little maid have deliberately brought up such an ending in order to reduce my guilt? I was already prepared to accept my fate.
"Why are you looking at me suspiciously? I'm not kind enough to defend you, the lecherous cat prince. Facts are facts, and the dignity of the intelligence chief cannot be tarnished." The little maid rolled her eyes at me and said arrogantly.
"Really just looked at it a few times and didn't do anything else?"
"Really, there's no need to lie to you."
"That's great, but why?" I said, relieved but confused.
"Why, you feel disappointed? Because my daughter couldn't eat my own food... Wuwuwu~~~"
I tightly covered the mouth of the pornographic maid, because if I didn't cover it in time, the pornographic and unscrupulous maid would say something very, very outrageous, and maybe even the God who was washing the floor in the Space and Time Administration would want to see it. If we can't go on, the divine thunder from the sky will harmonize our two unscrupulous master-servant couple.
"Actually, the answer is very simple." The little maid repeatedly promised with her eyes that she would not tell any pornographic jokes, and then I let go of her mouth. She was slightly proud, but also extremely jealous as she began to analyze.
"Although there is indeed something that attracts Little Black Carbon, there must also be something that Little Black Carbon hates. Night Demon not only hates women's blood, but also other liquids, especially one that is even more disgusting to Night Demon than blood. .”
"Well……"
"Prince Idiot, do you know what the liquid I am referring to is?" the little maid asked with a murderous smile.
I don’t want to guess about the strange liquid you mentioned, but I know that you are acting like an S-loving hostess now.
It turns out that it was because of the mixture of the little fox's... ahem, that led to the defeat of the little black carbon. It was a great blessing among the misfortunes. After figuring out everything, I finally let go of the stone hanging in my heart.
But there is still a question...how was small black carbon discovered?
As if she saw my last confusion, the little maid took out a map from somewhere and pointed on it.
"The place where you camp is here, and then the place where you and Saintess Tianhu do those shameless things is here."
"So what, what does it have to do with location?"
"This is the reason that only elves like us who live here all year round can see it. The answer is very simple. Even the clever and intelligent Sky Fox Saint has ignored the details. It is the wind. The location of the camp is in the position where you are doing it. It’s downwind of the place where you can do things without being shy, you know?”
"I know, it's only a few miles away, and with the downwind position, the Night Demon with a very sensitive nose can smell it easily."
"Yes, it can also explain why Xiao Heitan didn't show abnormal color when you went back, because she had already smelled it and showed abnormal color before you went back. By the time you went back, she had calmed down. , at least that’s the surface.”
"The mystery has finally been solved. It seems that we can form a pair of detective masters and servants. After defeating the Hell Clan, we can travel around the continent as famous detectives and help everyone solve mysterious cases."
I pinched the pipe (?) in my mouth deeply and said this.
"I'm so proud. It's all my fault." The little maid sneered at my shameless behavior of putting money on my face, but then a look of longing appeared on her face. Probably, the life I just described made me feel proud. She was very moved.
Even if you know it will never come true, you can at least dream. In this dark continent, even having a sweet dream is a very luxurious thing.
"Okay, Xiao Heitan should be back soon. Let's go out to greet her."
"Don't talk nonsense." Huang Duanzi's maid was afraid that I would blame Xiao Heitan and showed a pleading look. Although she usually behaves very arrogantly in front of me, when it comes to important issues, this little maid is always a little out of touch. , making the identity of the personal maid very clear, just like now, it is not a reminder, nor a warning, but a plea.
"I know, it was my fault in the first place, idiot." I lightly touched the idiot maid's forehead with a knife, and kissed it. The little maid smiled reassuringly and nodded.
This smile is so gentle and virtuous, a good wife and loving mother. The maternal brilliance that shines out from her inadvertently in an instant has surpassed the puppy Willas.
When we went down to the Crystal Tree, we met the figure of Xiao Heitan. Her steps were very slow, as if she was hesitant and afraid of something. Especially when she saw the two of us appearing in front, for a moment, I even I could feel her urge to give up on herself and turn around and run away.
Fortunately, little Heitan, who has experienced many hardships, is far more mature than other girls of the same age. She finally came to us step by step, slowly, with her head lowered, her cute and petite body trembling in front of us, as if Waiting for the punishment that is about to break out.
"Little Heitan, come here." I waved to my daughter. Just this slight move made her shake violently and tremble even more violently. She took a few steps back, but in the end she still took a small step timidly. Move up in small steps.
I half-crouched down, and under the surprised gaze of Little Heitan, I hugged her tightly, and gently stroked her hip-length mercury hair from beginning to end, as if comforting a frightened cat. kitten.
"Dad, Mom, I was wrong, I made you worry." After being stunned for a long time, Xiao Heitan finally stopped shaking and hugged him tightly. At the same time, tears flowed down as if the dam had burst, and he became wet in the blink of an eye. All over the face.
"Hey, little Heitan, this is not your fault. We didn't blame you. It's just... we're worried to death."
The moment Xiao Heitan's tear ducts collapsed, the pornographic maid also collapsed. No matter how she used pornographic jokes to have immodest attributes, or she was angry, jealous, acting coquettishly, etc., she could not completely hide her worries, which exploded at this moment. When he came out, he hugged her tightly, and his crystal tears fell down in large pieces. He cried like a little tabby cat, even more embarrassed than little Heitan.
Hey, hey, why are you crying? I still expect you to comfort Little Heitan with me. You are trying to make it more difficult for me, you stupid maid.
I thought helplessly in my heart, but when I thought about the pornographic maid, she was originally a timid, shy, shy, and crybaby idiot maid. I was also an idiot for placing half of my chips on her because of my true feelings.
Forget it, just increase the difficulty. I don’t think I hate this kind of difficulty. Well, I don’t hate it at all.
I spread my hands and hugged the pornographic maid together. Looking at the mother and daughter crying in my arms, I felt warm for some reason.
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