"What should I do? Do you want to take care of it?" Xiao Heitan came back safely. There is no need to worry about safety. We are entangled with another thing, that is, whether to take care of this matter.
Logically speaking, everyone has their own secrets. Even if Heitan is our daughter, we should not interfere in everything. We should give her some freedom and space, otherwise it will be like secretly peeking into our daughter's locked drawer. Diary’s parents are no different.
If Little Black Carbon, like Sarah, is an ordinary human being who grew up in a normal environment, that is indeed the truth, but Little Black Carbon is special because of her previous growth environment, her character, and her night demon Bloodline makes it impossible for us to ignore some of her strange behaviors for fear of something unexpected happening.
The maidservant Huang Duanzi also struggled for a while, but she came to a decisive conclusion: "No matter, although it is very ruthless to her, but until Xiao Heitan can control the blood of the Night Demon, I have to take care of it. I would rather bear the reputation of the evil mother. I don’t want any accidents to happen to Little Black Carbon.”
"There's nothing I can do. In that case, let me help bear the infamy of my evil father." Seeing the resolute look on the maid's face and feeling the tenderness of a mother deep in her heart, I smiled and reached out to touch her. That gorgeous purple hair.
"The idiot prince is just a simple pervert." The little maid was stunned and muttered with a slightly red face.
"Why are people treated so differently when they do the same thing?" I feel the injustice of this society and feel that my young and kind heart has been deeply hurt.
"Normal people are normal no matter what they do, and perverts are perverts no matter what they do." The little maid became more and more confident and proud as she spoke.
"Oh? In other words, no matter what I do to you, it will be a perverted thing? If that's the case, then I might as well do some truly perverted things. It's all the same anyway."
Under the baptism of the little ghost's poisonous tongue, I am not an ordinary person. After hearing what the pornographic maid said, I immediately found a flaw. Maybe it should be said to be a perverted flaw?
"Ugh!!!" The little maid, who was strong on the outside but strong on the inside, fierce on the inside, immediately let out a cry of grief. She felt the big hand on her head caressing it suddenly slow down, with a lustful and ambiguous smell, and her eyes filled with tears. , looking like he was about to cry.
"Wuwu~~~wuwuwu~~~ Idiot...Idiot Prince...don't...don't bully others...I...I'm actually very powerful...very powerful..."
This pitiful appearance of a timid maid with trembling body, to be honest, can arouse men's bullying desire even more, especially when thinking about her usual arrogance and pornographic attributes, there is an exciting contrast and cuteness. .
A big hand was placed on the back of the head, and with a gentle pressure, the pornographic maid, who had already entered the timid mode, brought her face close to her without any resistance, raised her head slightly, and kissed the man who sounded arrogant and tough, but was actually soft. Incredible lips.
"Hmm~~~" The pair of purple eyes in front of you are even more moist, covered with a layer of mist, flashing with pleading eyes like a hungry puppy, as if it has a real sense of "Please, don't bully me". The soft girl message was conveyed to my eyes.
"Okay, I'll do something more perverted to you later, okay." Letting go of the delicate lips that I was so attached to, I patted the smooth face of this stupid maid and said with a smile.
"Pervert." She whispered with a blushing face. She took a few steps back and stared at me with a non-deterrent look.
"Huh?" I glanced at her.
"Actually, the idiot prince is not perverted at all." The dirty maid, who was afraid that I would do something strange again, was frightened and quickly corrected me.
"It's too late to say this now. I'm just a pervert, a big pervert who doesn't hesitate, a super perverted prince who likes to do perverted things to his personal maids, hahahahaha!" I laughed triumphantly, and suddenly A drop of crystal tears flashed across the corner of my heart, as if I had lost something precious again.
Why use "and" to describe it?
"Sure enough, he is a big pervert." Seeing that the fact could not be changed, the clever and poisonous maid changed her tone again.
"Okay, what happened to Xiao Heitan? Now it's time to tell me." I straightened my tone, changed the topic, and cut to the chase.
"The information is being sorted and collected." The little maid closed her eyes and looked very impressive.
"Aren't you the omnipotent intelligence chief?"
"Are you a god when you are the head of intelligence? Any intelligence has a process of sorting, summarizing and analyzing." She glared at me, made a wait gesture, and turned around to leave.
After a while, the little maid came back with a thick stack of information.
"Well, this afternoon, all the information about Little Heitan after she left the Crystal Tree, including her every move, is all written on it. Do you want to read it?"
"Every move?" I shuddered for some reason.
"Well, including where he stopped, who he glanced at, when he sneezed, or made an action of lowering his cloak and hat, it's all recorded."
No wonder I was able to create such a thick record in one afternoon. Looking at the information in the hands of the pornographic maid, my teeth couldn't help but chatter.
"I think you are more of a pervert than me."
is not that right? This kind of detailed information is already several levels higher than criminal activities such as stalking, voyeurism, and stalking.
"Only the highest-level intelligence targets get this kind of treatment. After all, regardless of the manpower cost, paper is also very precious and cannot be wasted like this." Huang Duanzi's maid shook the thick stack of intelligence in her hand, feeling a little proud.
"By the way, Prince Idiot is also the highest level of treatment."
"Cancel this treatment for me immediately!" I angrily said, "Does this guy want to dig out the secrets of which girl I slept with?"
"I lied to you."
"It's too late to say such things now, only a ghost can believe it!"
"I have no choice. It's not that I don't want to. It's just too difficult to directly collect information about the Stupid Prince by following him. After all, no matter how useless, no matter how idiotic, no matter how stupid, no matter how inconspicuous, the Stupid Prince is still It is almost impossible for a world power level master to follow behind without being noticed. Even if our intelligence department has such experts, we cannot waste them here, recording the shameless and impatient things of the idiot and lustful prince. Daily life." Huang Duanzi's maid explained in one breath.
"That's right. It turns out that masters still have this benefit." I touched my chin and felt relieved.
But I always felt that there was something secretly stuffed in the explanation just now that I couldn't let go of. Was it my misunderstanding?
"But how do you collect information about me? Don't tell me that you haven't spied on me at all."
"It's so rude to talk about peeping and spying. I don't really care. Anyway, I have been bullied and humiliated over and over again by the beastly Prince. My innocent body has long been far away from me, but those who serve His Highness But those who work hard will cry."
"Prying on other people's whereabouts, but talking about it as if you are doing something righteous."
"It's almost the same. This kind of behavior is just a kind of concern for noble people. In order to make a timely response when any possible situation arises, it is not only your Highness the Prince, but also Her Majesty the Queen, Yalandlan. The Great Elder also has this kind of protection measure. Of course, the Great Elder Yalandlan rarely leaves the Crystal Tree, so he saves a lot of manpower."
"It seems to make sense. Does Artoria know about this?"
"Of course I know. Your Majesty acts aboveboard and doesn't care about such protective measures at all. Only those who often like to do bad things, or always do things that are shameless and impetuous, will have such a big reaction."
The pornographic maid's words were as sharp as the tip of a knife, and I seemed to hear the sound of the rational nerve in my head being tense and breaking. I took several deep breaths before I could endure it.
"Okay, now you can tell me how you usually collect information about me... Of course, it should be us. How do you usually collect information about me, Artoria and others?"
"Indirect collection, through His Majesty and the people who have been in contact with His Highness, asking around where you are, or if there is information about His Highness, directly asking the Alliance. After all, Your Highness is a member of the Alliance, and the Alliance still has a way to know His Highness's information. Convenience we don’t have.”
"Akara didn't get paid by your intelligence department?" I couldn't laugh or cry after hearing this. It turns out that intelligence can still be shared. How do I feel? Asshole.
"Well...Akara-sama did mention it as a joke."
I:"……"
Are you sure that old fox who is very calculating and wants to break a gem in half is really just joking?
"Actually, when it comes to Her Majesty the Queen's information, Her Highness also provided a lot of information."
"Huh, me?"
"That's right, it's you, His Majesty. Haven't you been with His Majesty several times?"
"That's true, but when did I provide it?" I scratched my head in confusion and tried very hard to recall, but I couldn't find such a memory.
"I inadvertently provided it during a normal chat with His Highness."
"I don't care about your sister! Isn't this just a despicable cliche? You bastard!"
"Hmph, in the intelligence department, I am known as the [Interrogator Like Breeze]. I am like a breeze blowing through my heart, bringing out all the secrets inside."
"is that a lie."
"Sorry, I lied."
This little maid bowed her head obediently, with a frustrated look on her face. With her many attributes including male phobia, timidity, pornographic jokes, and a library (autism) girl, even if she has many questioning skills and clichés, what do you think? He doesn't look like a guy who can win over other people's hearts with warm words like a breeze blowing in his face in front of outsiders. This kind of method can only be done in front of me.
"In short, it can be confirmed that you stole Artoria's information from me. Now, I formally and seriously lodge a complaint with you about the remuneration I deserve for providing this information."
"Does that mean you need a salary?"
"Yes, it will be easier if you understand immediately."
"Not even the Great Elder Akara asked for it."
"That's just right. Give me her share and I'll take it back to her. Do you have the nerve to let a poor old man on crutches provide free labor?"
Jeluka: "..."
Me: "..." (wordlessly reaching out)
"Can it be said that... the reward received by His Highness the Prince is not... enough?" In order to refuse the debt, the little maid suddenly looked shy.
"What kind of reward? I have never accepted any benefits from you." I dug my ears, trying to seduce him with beauty? There are no doors.
"I...am not I?" After several twists and turns, the little maid finally blushed and mustered up the courage, just like an innocent girl handing out a love letter to her admirer under the confession tree (acting mode), lowered her head, Rubbing the corners of his clothes, he said softly with a faint mosquito groan.
I admit, even if I am acting, I am still attracted by such a pornographic maid, and the reward is this personal maid? It looks good too.
"Okay, then I'm not welcome." She rubbed her nose. Since she said that, it seemed unreasonable for me not to do something.
So, the hand that stretched out to ask for wages reached out completely again, grabbed the little maid's waist, and held her in his arms.
"Wow~~~Stop...stop, I was joking just now, I was joking!" Once she took action, the timid nature of the little maid immediately burst out and she wanted to regret it.
"It's too late, it's decided, and the reward will be you, little maid." I crossed my legs, made her sit with her back to me, hugged her gently from behind, and rested my chin on her tempting shoulder. He said while smelling the fragrance coming from the little maid's body and hair.
"Okay, let's see what Xiao Heitan has done."
The Huang Duanzi maid was slightly startled, and pushed back hard. After making this final struggle to protest, she calmed down and leaned obediently in her arms, spreading out the information in her hands.
"There are too many. Come take a look and summarize after reading." After taking a look, I found that it was exactly what the maid said. Even the smallest movements of Xiao Heitan were recorded. The highest level of treatment is really terrible. .
"You know how to be lazy." The little maid rolled her eyes at me, but she didn't stop moving her hands. Those delicate and mysterious purple eyes not only looked beautiful, but were equally sharp when used, just like a scanner. Just like that, she quickly scanned the page. Before I could finish a line, she had already moved to the next page.
Why are the girls around me so sharp? I also want the attribute of photographic memory. I seriously protest against this scene-stealing behavior that weakens the protagonist!
While I was stunned, the maid had already read through the thick stack of paper. Not only that, she started telling the main information inside without pausing. She probably had already read it during the short browsing process. While reading, summarize the important parts of the entire information.
As expected, not just anyone can be the head of intelligence.
"The little black carbon...seems to have left along the way back."
"The way back? The way back from Larula?"
"Well, yes, according to the intelligence, she did go to Lalula Town again while you were sleeping, and the transmission process was quite neat, with almost no thought. She must have a very clear goal."
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