"Wait, girl, I have something to say. Let me explain." Seeing that my life was in danger, I quickly raised my voice and shouted loudly.
"You, please speak slowly. My Highness is listening. If the explanation is not good, you will understand." This Beiya girl calmly crossed her arms with her arms and sat firmly on my waist like an old tree with its roots. He sneered.
Come on, even if you make a posture with your hands folded across your chest, you still can't see any of the poor little girl's breasts.
I muttered secretly in my heart, and Beja's sixth sense immediately alerted me to something. Her big, round and bright evil eyes glared: "You just spoke ill of His Highness in your heart, right?"
"No, no, at this time, how could I still seek death and say bad things about you? Don't I want to live anymore? I looked at Beiya aggrievedly.
Sorry, I am actually the kind of life fighter (M) who likes to commit suicide at critical moments.
"Hmph, I'm sorry you don't dare." The stupid girl thought to herself, and felt the same. She hummed and nodded her head, but suddenly she felt something was wrong.
"Wait a minute, what does this kind of time mean? That is to say, at this time, you idiot Wu can speak ill of me without restraint?"
"Lord Beja, why do you doubt a loyal and honest mortal like me? Think about it, looking at your voice, you are heroic and wise, mature and aboveboard, mature and dignified, mature and elegant, mature and steady, and mature. You, at such a young age, already possess Arturia’s nine-tenths of charm, even if I want to say bad things about you, I can’t find any flaws.”
"That's right...you idiot Wu can see that His Highness has inner maturity and good vision."
I couldn't find the north, south, east or west after being bombarded by my mature bomb. The little girl coughed heavily and felt happy in her heart. Her pretty face pretended to be serious, but her eyes were slightly curved into crescent moons, revealing the joy inside. The forbidden smile cannot be hidden from anyone.
Wow~~~ This stupid princess girl, won’t she be kidnapped with sweet talk in the future, right? The difficulty is too low.
"In this case, how about you let me go first, your mature and steady Highness Beiya?" I tried to ask.
"Well, since you are so sincere in asking for His Highness, and His Highness is not an unreasonable person, I will reluctantly let you go this time, and I won't do the same next time, huh." As I said that, I was overjoyed. Under his gaze, Beiya moved her perky and elastic little buttocks and slowly stood up from my waist.
Very good, very good, raise your butt a little higher, raise it a little higher, I seem to see the dawn of freedom, and I keep yelling in my heart, like a prisoner shaking the iron bars desperately.
"Wait!" Suddenly, Beya thought of something, and her little buttocks that had been raised in the air suddenly sat down again.
"Pfft~~~~" I was just letting my guard down when she suddenly sat down on me and my abdomen was hit hard. A breath of cold air came out and I almost bit my tongue.
If it weren't for the fact that this little girl is indeed a fool, I would have to think that what she did just now was intentional.
"You idiot Wu, you liar Wu, I was almost fooled by you. Tell me honestly, stop playing tricks. Why did you lie and say that you have obtained His Highness's consent?" Beiya raised her eyebrows and huffed angrily. He stared at me as if I would never be fooled again.
It seemed like there was no way to fool him this time, so I sighed.
"Actually, I am also thinking about the elves."
"Liar."
"..." Without hesitation, these two short words that pointed directly to my soul easily shattered my carefully organized lie. It was a bit sharp. Has my credit been this low?
"Listen to me, as a princess, you also know the way of serving. To put it more seriously, it means clear rewards and punishments. To put it more informally, it means adding carrots and sticks. So, this time I specially chose this first place. The prize is not to bully you, but to increase the value of the gift. Arturia and you are the most popular among the entire elves. A gift that contains your two names is particularly valuable and everyone will fight for it. Fighting for their lives, if such a competition is held in the future, they will go all out, and even work hard for such a competition, forming a virtuous circle. In less than three to five years, the combat effectiveness of the elf warriors will be higher than usual. 20% to 30%, just a pair of underwear can play such a role, isn't it worth it? Or, as an elf princess, you see that it can improve the combat effectiveness of soldiers, but you are not willing to even take out a pair of underwear? "
As I spoke, I put on a righteous face, stood at the highest point of morality, and shouted to Beiya on my waist, wake up to your historical mission as a princess!
Well, in fact, I just said this deliberately to fool Beiya. You also know that this girl is very stupid. What she said was too profound and she couldn't understand it, so she could only pick some easy-to-understand reasons.
"Really...really? My underwear...can actually have such an effect?" This idiot girl was a little confused after hearing this, as if she had been brainwashed, her eyes were dizzy, and her brain was a bit insufficient. , but she loves to show off her strength, but she doesn't want to show weakness in front of me, so she can only nod her head pretending to understand with a silly look.
"Yes, yes, that's it."
"Also...that is to say, I need to prepare more underwear in the future to cope with such competitions?"
"Yes, yes, it's best if Artoria makes it for you."
"However, I always feel that there is something wrong in linking the morale and fighting power of the elves to His Highness's underwear. Is it an illusion?" Although she is a fool, this girl also felt something.
"It's not abrupt at all. Sometimes a piece of paper can change the pattern of a battle, not to mention a pair of underwear. Moreover, it is the underwear of a great, mature, stable and charming elf princess. Ah, it is best if it has been worn."
"How can a piece of paper change the situation of the war?" The little girl was very curious, so she asked me casually.
"This...it is said that there is such a story. In ancient times, a druid risked his life to go to the enemy camp to spy on intelligence. After a battle of wits and courage, he finally learned the enemy's secret, but was also discovered by patrolling soldiers. Knowing that he could not escape, he hurriedly searched for it on his body. Finally, deep in his pocket, he found a piece of yellowed toilet paper that he had planned to use to go to the toilet before leaving. The druid was overjoyed, but he He also discovered that he had no pen or ink, what should he do? At this moment, his stomach, which he had vaguely felt before leaving, suddenly started rolling. He quickly took off his pants and smoothed them out, and then used the pull-out object to connect to the paper. The enemy's conspiracy was written on it and sent out with a crow. In the end, although it died under the enemy's sword, his kingdom won the victory because of this secret. This piece of paper also became civilized and was known as the Master's Guide by the world. "
"Although it's disgusting, this druid is really great." Beja couldn't help but admire, but then changed the subject: "But why have I never heard of this story."
"So young people today should study hard and absorb more knowledge. Don't always follow Tia around and run around like a wild girl."
"What did you say? Who is the wild girl? Who is running around with girl Tia?" Beiya opened her eyes and said unconvinced.
"She is obviously the one running around with His Highness."
"..." Okay, you win, this arrogant and competitive idiot princess.
"Ahem, in short, now you remember that many times, it is often a trivial detail that determines the outcome of a war." After coughing a few times, I warned him earnestly. Although I was slurring a lot, this It's a sentence, but it's a truth. I hope Beiya can remember it well.
"My Highness already knows such a simple good thing, so there is no need for idiot Wu to teach it, huh."
"So, can you leave me now?" I looked at Beiya helplessly and asked.
"I'll let you go this time. Next time, I will never let you go so easily. Do you understand?" He raised the iron tiger finger in his hand fiercely, and Beiya finally swayed again. Lift your little butt off my waist and move it away.
Finally freed, I let out a long breath and was about to sit up.
But at this moment, something unexpected happened.
I don’t know whether it was from being punched indiscriminately or from sitting awkwardly on my waist for too long. This little girl’s body seemed a little sore and numb. It could be seen from the way she stood up unsteadily. However, I didn’t expect it. Such an accident happens.
When Beiya stood up and raised her feet to move away from me, one of her feet was raised in the air. Suddenly it became weak and weak. She stumbled and fell hurriedly halfway, and her body fell forward.
Originally it was nothing, I just sat up and gave her a hand.
But the problem is, Beja's kick just happened to step on my crotch and my little friend, and it was a step, a twist, and then a slide, a perfect three-hit combo.
I don’t know if it was because she didn’t wear underwear that it had a psychological effect, or if the boots Beiya wore were too hard, and I felt that the foot was very close. At that time, I felt the sadness in my balls, and I stared and shed tears. Two lines of tears never come alone.
Well, if that's all, I can still accept it. After all, no matter how powerful this step is, it can't be as intense as the pleasure of being hit by the enemy's fist or hammer during battle, so I can just treat it like a kid. My friend was bitten by mosquitoes.
The problem is that when I was distracted by the pain, I didn’t notice that Beiya’s body had rushed forward. That petite, soft, light, feather-like girl with a faint fragrance and lust. My body fell heavily, and my upper body, which was bent just thirty degrees and ready to sit upright, was smashed back again, and the back of my head came into close contact with the ground again.
My upper and lower parts were suffering at the same time. Before I could subconsciously make a grinning expression of pain, the next moment, my mouth collided heavily with something soft and stuck together. My teeth were almost numb from the collision.
My eyes widened, and so did Beya's. The two pairs of eyes were so close that I could clearly see the shocked look in my own eyes from the bright pupils on the other side. The other side's long and neat eyelashes were so close that I could clearly see her. His eyelids were itchy.
Time seemed to have stopped at this moment, and we kept this action blankly, keeping Beja lying on me, her lips tightly pressed against my mouth, and her forehead against my forehead.
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