Huh... Meow?
"No...it's nothing. Your Highness...I'll...I'll take my leave now." Under my puzzled gaze, Aluna's already red face turned even darker, and her body was almost shy. Shaking, squinting her eyes, she lowered her head and left in a hurry.
This...how should I evaluate it? The reaction is somewhere between ordinary people and Amrudina? Forget it, I have nothing to do with this research.
Shaking my head, I asked Somako to bring in the next winner, the second place winner in the ring competition, my little princess.
Following Somako, the little black carbon covered in a cloak, at my wave, took off his cloak and hat, walked up quickly, and threw himself into my arms, regardless of Somako watching from the side. Then, her little face rubbed up and acted coquettishly.
Poor little guy, he has been away from me and the pornographic maid for almost a whole day. He must be very unaccustomed to it.
I held the little black carbon on my lap and sat down, kissing her mercury hair.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Heitan, I feel lonely without you."
Nodding, Xiao Heitan nodded, and his little hand hugged my neck harder.
"How did you come up with the idea of coming to the competition? Xilusi and Aikolu asked you to come?"
Shaking his head, Xiao Heitan shook his head.
"It's either them or that cunning little fox."
"No." Xiao Heitan was still shaking his head.
"Xiao Hei Tan, I participated in the competition by myself."
"Oh, why do you want to participate in the competition?" I was wondering, is my baby girl really so belligerent that she can't control herself when she sees the competition in the ring?
"Because I want a gift from daddy." Xiao Heitan looked up at me with her delicate and cute little face and looked at me without blinking. When she said this, I was immediately moved. My daughter was full of energy and full of energy.
"Idiot, daddy can do it for you anytime if you want." I rubbed Xiao Heitan's head and wiped the sour eyes.
"But the meaning is different. I want this." Xiao Heitan pointed at the ice sword, looked at me again, and slightly opened her dreamy double pupils hidden by her mercury bangs, revealing her clarity and innocence. expectant gaze.
"Okay, daddy, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you." My little chicken nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. The little black carbon was so cute that it couldn't find the north, south, east or west.
I took out the ice sword from the tray and was about to hand it to Xiao Heitan, when I suddenly thought of something and paused.
"Little Black Carbon, wait."
With that said, he transformed into the Demon Moon Wolf Witch again, holding the ice sword in his hand, closing his eyes and concentrating. After a moment, he handed the ice sword to Xiao Heitan's hand with a smile.
Xiao Heitan took it curiously and looked at the ice sword, wanting to see what I had just done.
As a result, she found an extra line like this on the last line of description of the attributes.
——Given to warriors who achieve outstanding results in the ring competition in Lalula Town.
——Give me the most excellent daughter Lilith.
"Dad..." Xiao Heitan murmured, hugged me, and kept rubbing me with his delicate and smooth face. He obviously liked this sweetened prize.
"As long as you like it, as long as you like it, you are my favorite little black carbon." I wiped my nose sheepishly, smiling happily.
"The relationship between His Highness and the princess is really good. It would be great if I had a granddaughter like this." Seeing this scene, Somak's old eyes filled with tears again. I said... That's enough, Somak. Grandpa, if you continue like this, I'm afraid you will become dehydrated.
"Okay, little Heitan, go out with Grandpa Somako. Wait for dad for a while. There is still one last winner. Dad will go find you after the awards are over." He picked up Little Heitan and put it down, touching I comforted her while holding her head.
"Well..." Xiao Heitan looked up at me for a while, as if he still had something to say, but hesitated, and finally followed Somako and left the room.
Well, only the last one remains, and the toughest one.
I sighed and lifted my belt uneasily. A gust of wind came in from the window and blew by. Suddenly, I felt a strange feeling of wind blowing my crotch [beep beep] cold, as if my integrity was being blown away.
Time was running out. As soon as the game was over, I immediately ran back to take off my underwear, wash them and dry them. When I came to my senses, I realized that I had forgotten to put on another pair. It was my own fault.
Now think about it carefully, even if I give another prize to the first place, those bastards from the alliance will say, look at this stingy harem elder, the second to the ninth are all the same thing, only the first place has it. The difference is too stingy.
I will award different prizes to the first, second and third three, and they will also say, if you look at the stingy harem elders, the fourth to tenth ones all have the same thing, and it is the ice sword that they are controlled by. It costs nothing at all, and they are so successful. It's better to just give a few more rewards, that's too stingy.
All in all, even if I award an artifact to each of one to ten people, they will still find reasons to hack me. Those animals are just hacking for the sake of being black. I was so naive that I actually wanted to change the prize seal for the first place. Shut their big mouths.
I sighed helplessly again. If I had known this was the case, I would have simply listened to Somak's words and just gave a verbal reward to the top ten. Now there is no need to be so embarrassed.
While I was sighing, Somako brought in the last winner, the mysterious elf archer who won the first place.
"Ahem...Grandpa Somako, um...you should go out first. If I am a little alone, I want to talk to him alone. After all, I am the first one. I want to have a good chat with our warrior."
I hesitantly looked for an excuse to hold back. No matter what, Somako would definitely have to get out of the way first. I couldn't come up with a reward while he was watching me.
"As you wish, Your Highness." Unexpectedly, in the face of my third-rate excuse, Somako didn't react at all. Not only did he not ask why, he didn't even show a puzzled expression. Instead, he smiled faintly, as if he had already Knew I would say this.
I wipe it! I wipe it! This means a lot. What’s going on with the smile that I expected? Could it be that Somako already knows that I want to take the underwear as a prize? Impossible, unless his prophecy is better than Akala.
I kept wiping cold sweat, my guilty eyes wandering, not knowing what to say.
"Your Highness, please put it down. I have prepared the soundproof barrier, so you don't have to worry about your identity being exposed." Seeing my uneasy look, Somako seemed to have misunderstood something, so he added before leaving.
ha? Soundproof barrier? Identity exposed?
I was dumbfounded and stared blankly at Somak's leaving figure, not knowing what he wanted to express.
The door slammed shut and the light dimmed a lot. I blinked and moved my eyes with difficulty to the elven archer standing in front of me.
This guy... is a bit special. He doesn't exude the admiration that the winners did when they stood in front of me just now. He doesn't even have any respect at all. He stands in front of me with his head lowered, as if he is brewing something. , giving me a thrilling feeling that a volcano is about to erupt.
Why does this small body bring me such great courage, and it seems to be directed at me specifically? Could it be that I had some trouble with him before? If that's the case, don't participate in the competition.
The performance of the elven archers made me even more uneasy and it was difficult to take out the prize. How about... just take out one and fool me? No, no, if Arturia finds out that I am doing this, I will sleep on the sofa.
I have no choice but to bite the bullet.
Gritting my teeth, I forced a smile: "Congratulations, powerful warrior, you have convinced the entire town of Lalula with your strength. I believe that in the future, you will be able to convince more people and move towards strength." I sincerely hope that by then, we can fight side by side to defeat evil."
After coughing a few times and seeing no response from the other party, I had no choice but to say: "Now, I will give you a special first-place prize. It is a gift from Arturia to Beja. With permission, I will give it to you as a special prize."
"Oh? Is it really approved by the master?" Finally, the mysterious elf archer spoke, his voice was low and hoarse. Was he in the period of voice change? It’s a lie. There is such a young first place. Is this guy really the male protagonist of the oriental fantasy novel I mentioned before? Will my precious daughters be abducted by this guy in a few years?
However, elves generally have a longer lifespan and slower growth. Maybe he is a high elf and has a longer lifespan, so I have to be calm. I must be calm.
"Of course... of course, it must be with the consent of your Princess Beja, huh huh." Facing the sharp eyes of the masked elf archer, I forced myself to calm down and pretended to smile lightly. Voice.
"But..." Now, there is still a chance to make amends. A sharp light flashed from the corner of my eyes. I showed my serious and kind side and said seriously.
"The gift Artoria gave to Bea, it must be a gift for a girl. It may not be suitable for a boy like you. So, you have another choice now, that is, Artoria gave it to me. The gift is definitely for men.”
I gave a thumbs up, and I was just about to pull up the banner of a huge sale and liquidation in tears. Please, you must choose my big pants, they are absolutely men's big pants!
"M... boy?" The elf archer seemed stunned and was stunned for a moment.
"What...what? Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, how can a warrior who can win first place be a boy? Look at me, should I be called a man, or do I prefer to be called a strong man?"
I asked tentatively, there must be something wrong here, otherwise...
My eyes subconsciously glanced at his chest. Yes, I should have made a mistake in judging the gender.
The elven archer's gaze that swept across his chest happened to be caught. Suddenly, he clenched his fists, his whole body trembled, and his angry and red cheeks could be vaguely seen even through the veil.
This is what happened, this kind of terrifying momentum with thunder and lightning, storm, and volcano erupting.
I subconsciously took a step back, and the next moment, the elf archer suddenly rushed forward with his teeth and claws bared.
"How dare you...how dare you kid me, Your Highness, you...you bastard!!!"
The rapid momentum and strong wind blew off the veil on his face, revealing a familiar face that was delicate and delicate.
"Bei... Bea?" I was so frightened that I peed, my legs went weak, and my eyes turned black.
How could it be her?
For a moment, the previous fragments flashed through my mind like a fleeting glance.
Why is that petite figure so familiar? Because she is Beiya.
Why can she easily take out a green suit and completely destroy my equipment upstart? Because she is an elf princess.
Why did Somako mutter to himself like that at that time, and why did he leave as a matter of course, leaving me and the Elf Archer alone, and said some inexplicable words, because he had recognized Beja's identity. , it’s just that I didn’t ask at the time.
Why did Xiao Heitan hesitate to speak before leaving? She was afraid of strangers and never talked to strangers. Why was she willing to whisper to the elf archer in the ring? It turned out that she also recognized the other person's identity.
Finally, the most important reason is why, as a girl, her breasts are so flat. It turns out she is Bea! ! !
I roared in shock, and the next moment, Beiya, who was shouting "God damn it," rushed towards me with a pseudo-ghost shell, and hit my head hard on my lower abdomen. The two of them flew out together, knocking the person behind them. The coffee table and chairs were knocked to the floor.
Fortunately, Somak turned on the soundproof barrier when he left, otherwise, the elf soldiers would have heard the sound and rushed in.
Should I thank Somako?
With tears in his eyes, Hu Eyes fell to the ground, looking at Beiya who was riding on my waist. He slowly, steadily and forcefully put the iron tiger fingers on his five fingers, as if he was about to send his father's enemy on the road. The peerless swordsman is slowly wiping her sword.
Faced with this situation, I can only tremble and say one sentence.
"Beya, be gentle..."
The next moment, fists like raindrops fell on his body and face, accompanied by Beja's crazy roar.
"Ah ah ah, you pervert, beast, idiot, stupid Wu, how dare you do such a thing, take out the underwear that Sister Alto gave to His Highness and put it here as a prize, and boast that after His Highness agreed, you liar, perverted underwear You know how busy my Highness is, you know, you know, you know, Grandma Yalandlan has been asking me to do this and that, you bastard, it’s okay to take your daughter to play and experience in a leisurely way. And my Highness had to come over in the midst of his busy schedule to participate in this stupid ring competition held in the name of you idiot. Finally, you shamelessly won the first place by relying on equipment. You bastard, blind man, you can't even recognize me. Is it wrong to dare to think of me as a man who is small and has small breasts? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? It’s not what His Highness thinks. Your Highness insists on drinking three bottles of goat milk every day even though he is so busy. Why do you just turn a blind eye despite working so hard? It’s not easy to finish. After completing many difficult tasks, Your Highness thinks that I have matured a lot. I obviously want to show my mature and steady side in front of you and scare you so that you don't dare to underestimate Your Highness anymore. As a result, you are messing with me now. ah……"
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