Just when we were about to step out of the bar door and leave safely, suddenly, a row of figures, like retractable doors, crossed in front of us with a swish sound, blocking the bar door tightly.
One after another figures, extremely tall, some as short as one meter tall, blocking the door airtight, making people feel as if the light penetrating into the bar is dimmed because of these people, and their figures are bathed in a dazzling light Under the white light, it is extremely dazzling, and the appearance is quite extraordinary.
"Hmph, we finally caught him."
"That's right, I spent more than three hours squatting at the door and finally caught him."
"You can't run away this time."
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The guys in the middle, like the characters of the Four Heavenly Kings in hot-blooded comics, sneered sinisterly, crossed their arms, and had their cloaks flying high behind them.
"Excuse me...what's the matter?" I looked at you, you looked at me, and finally, I couldn't help but speak out.
"You guys, you still dare to ask!" The figure in the middle stepped forward and stepped out of the light, revealing a body and muscles inferior to those of a barbarian, and a bright head.
To put it simply, he is a bald man.
"Asshole, you said I'm bald, you just said in your heart that I'm bald!" The burly man's eyes suddenly widened, and angry veins appeared on his bald head.
Tsk, my strength is not that good, but I feel quite sharp.
"Listen up, newcomer, I'm not bald, that was an accident that happened three years ago..." As he said that, this guy recalled those years as if nothing had happened. He looked up at the sky, his eyes filled with tears of vicissitudes of life. It seems like there is some hero weeping blood and having a past that he cannot bear to look back on.
"That year, in that dark and bloody skinning cellar full of bones, we kept moving forward and finally reached the third underground floor. Suddenly, we were alarmed by the fighting in front of us. Could it be that we had gone through all kinds of hardships and came down here specifically to look for the attackers? The ancient witch doctor Yin Du who was killed is already being challenged by someone?
Shocked, we rushed over and saw a scene that we will never forget. A group of delicate and delicate girl adventure teams, all composed of female mercenaries, were fighting against the ancient witch doctor Yindu. However, they seemed to A little underestimating the opponent's strength, the ancient witch doctor Yin Du led his army of dwarves to suppress and beat him in the cellar hall. At this moment! "
Suddenly, this tough guy slapped his thigh and glared, as if he had returned to that thrilling moment back then. People had to admire his ability to make up for it.
"At that moment, suddenly, a girl was forced into a corner, and the ancient witch doctor Yindu raised the short spear high. With many years of experience, I could tell at a glance that this was a sign that it was preparing to spit fire. .
Seeing that a beautiful girl like a flower was about to be buried in the sea of fire, I forgot myself, my teammates, and my enemies. I only saw justice, kindness, and self-sacrifice. [Stop], I shouted, I rushed forward at an unprecedented speed and stood in front of the stunned girl. The next moment, my body was covered in raging fire. I was burned, but the girl behind me was saved. "
Having said this, the big man rubbed his nose proudly and glanced at Feini involuntarily, observing her expression as if she was expecting something.
Unfortunately, Feini only had a look of confusion on her face, as if to say, what are these people... doing?
Tsk, aren’t you impressed enough? Then... the big man thought secretly, and raised his chest: "After enduring the baptism of fire from the ancient witch doctor Yindu, I turned around, with a faint and calm smile on my charred face, and said softly to her , I'm fine, please don't worry, just take advantage of the moment and attack as much as you want behind me. I will block the other party's flames and I will protect you. If you have to ask me why I have to do this, because my appearance Howling—Bald Peter with a wicked look on his face.”
Ah, now that I have said it, this guy said the nickname Baldy himself. At this moment, I no longer know how to complain.
"What's the result?" I couldn't help but asked curiously. The fire breath of the dwarf wizard was extremely damaging. Moreover, it was the ancient wizard Yindu at the mini-boss level. Even the rough-skinned and fleshy Paladin could not block two consecutive attacks. Breath fire.
"Hmph, if a good man doesn't mention his bravery in the past, there is no point in talking about it now." The big man who called himself Peter the Bald was silent for a long time, and then suddenly ended his memory of the past without permission.
If I had known this, you wouldn't have said it from the beginning!
"Actually, Peter was causing trouble for the other party at that time. It was obviously the other party's tactic. He lured the ancient witch doctor Yindu alone into a corner and concentrated his firepower to kill him. The girl who pretended to be forced into the corner was a lightning mage. The mercenary was about to teleport away, but Peter suddenly broke in and messed everything up."
At this time, another slightly thinner guy next to the big man couldn't help but talk too much to reveal the ending.
"So the final outcome is that Peter, who wanted to live forever in the fire, was kicked away by the girl behind him when the second fire breath of the ancient witch doctor Yindu came, but he was saved by the other party, and finally challenged Failure, the two teams were chased ten streets away by the angry ancient witch doctor Yindu."
After listening, the corners of my mouth kept twitching. I didn't expect it to end like this. Although this guy had good intentions, I just wanted to beat him up for some reason.
It seems that I am not the only one who has this idea. Look at the little fox next to me. I seem to hear her talking to herself: It turns out that it is not bad to find a guy like Malagby. Fortunately, I did not meet such a teammate.
Sure enough, only through comparison can one be good or bad. Just look at Lao Ma’s evaluation and it immediately goes up.
"Asshole, didn't you agree not to mention this embarrassing incident? This is the only shame I have in my life!" Yelling immediately grabbed the chest of the teammate next to him, lifted him up, and shook him angrily.
"But, didn't you mention it first? I'm just adding a little bit. Besides, this seems to be just the shame of you being seventh."
"That's not the case. Who did you listen to? You guy, stop being alarmist here!" The big man became a little angry.
"Didn't you say it yourself? When you were drunk in the bar that day, you happily told the shameful things of the past, and then one by one, everyone heard it." His honest and upright teammate replied.
"No————————!!!" The big man wailed, letting go of the other person's chest, and fell to his knees with tears streaming down his face.
This guy... is so miserable, even worse than Malagby. Seeing the big man's appearance, I couldn't help but show sympathy. What kind of tragedy is this? He actually listed his humiliating incidents one by one in the bar. .
"Speaking of which, you haven't explained yet. What does this have to do with you not being bald?"
"That's a good question." The big man stood up and regained his composure.
"It was the ancient witch doctor Yin Du who breathed fire and burned all my flowing hair, so I am not bald. Although I am called Bald Peter, I am not bald."
"They say it's one end... but actually there are only the last three..." Another teammate next to him muttered in a low voice.
"You bastard, I'll fight with you!" Bald Peter screamed and rushed forward to fight with his teammates.
I:"……"
Are these guys the reinforcements trained by Omus? Did you come here specially to perform cross talk?
"It seems like there's nothing wrong with us." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and said with a wry smile.
"Xilusi Ecolulilith, please remember not to deal with such weirdos in the future. Your IQ will be lowered." The little fox was more venomous and clearly regarded this group of people as negative examples.
Although they seemed to be targeting us at first, they seem to be having fun now, so we might as well take the opportunity to leave.
Just when I was about to take a step forward, the struggling couple suddenly got startled, quickly returned to their posts, rejoined the others, and blocked the door.
"I said... we don't want to watch comedy shows, can't we?" I held my forehead in pain and said.
"You bastards, you think we are part of Osma's group." The other party roared angrily.
"Yes, yes, the funny show we wrote and performed is much more exciting than that bastard Osma."
I:"……"
Osma, it seems you have a successor.
"Don't speak ill of Teacher Osma." Finny, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said angrily.
"Fei...Your Highness Fei Ni." The figure on the opposite side became frightened. It looked like they were Fei Ni's fans.
"It's all you who made Her Royal Highness Feini angry!"
"Asshole, Mr. Osma is my idol, and you are the one who has been arranging him behind his back."
"Who was in the bar last time? [Let's just push the annoying little old man into the river]."
"I didn't think so. Chuck told me to."
Ah, there seems to be internal strife. Forget it, let’s go.
"Wait!" Several people on the opposite side stopped us again.
"Let me tell you, we really don't have time to watch your funny show. Next time, next time, okay?"
"Who said we were here to put on a comedy show? We are serious!"
"You guy, you must have had your Highness Feini, Oona and Bisi all to yourself for a long time!"
"Where did you see that I have it all to myself?" I pointed to the little fox and my daughters beside me.
"Not only do you have it all to yourself, but you also have the company of other beauties. Damn it, it's so enviable... No, it's too hateful!" The other party began to cry jealously.
"This is my... uh, my wife." I pointed to the little fox shrouded in a cloak. Fortunately, I was wearing a cloak and a hat, so I couldn't see the little fox's alluring appearance, otherwise these guys would probably be envious. Fainted.
"And these three are my daughters, they are not suspicious people." He pointed to the Twin Princesses and Little Hei Tan, who were also wearing cloaks and hats.
"Damn it, you already have a wife and daughter, but you still want to come and fight with us, occupying Her Highness Feini and Bisiona?"
"Wait, this guy said these three are her daughters?"
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgregroundtudess sluggards, how bad is this qualification to be able to experience it with my daughter."
"That's right, don't hold your daughters back, brother."
"This is the first time I've seen an adventure team with my wife and daughter, and the whole family is training together. Hahahaha, it's really, really... so enviable, you bastards!!!"
This group of people laughed, laughed, laughed, and then suddenly they all fell to the ground and started crying.
"Bad guy, are you inviting these guys here to make us happy?" The little fox couldn't help but whisper in my ear.
"I promise with my integrity that I won't hire such an idiot."
"Who knows, as the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together." The little fox rolled his eyes at me, full of cuteness.
"You compare me to them, I'm going to be angry." I was shocked.
While the little fox and I were whispering and showing off our affection, these people cheered up again, so quickly. They must have been hit a lot and have become accustomed to being strong.
"You bastard, how dare you do such a thing and make love in front of us."
"fed up!"
"You must give this guy some color."
"Peter, go ahead, use your best ability to do bad things with good intentions, and teach him a lesson. It's best to break up the relationship between the two."
Hey hey hey, what a hatred, are you the FFF group still celebrating the Fire Stick Festival?
"Huh, there's nothing I can do. I have high hopes from everyone, so I have to appear." Bald Peter wiped his nose proudly, his bald head shining.
It is true that I was given high expectations, but am I the only one who thinks that these high expectations are malicious?
"You guys, please don't bully my cousin, meow." I was just about to say something, but at this moment, Feini suddenly strode forward and stood in front of me, blocking the other party, pretending to be a hen protecting her chicks. posture.
"Fei... Your Highness Feini, you actually... actually defended him? What kind of drug was given to you by the other party." These fans took a step back when they saw Feini's angry look.
"Because this person is mine... Meow!" Before Feini finished speaking, I hit her on the head. Ahem, be careful not to reveal my secret identity.
"Uuuuuuuuah, I understand, this person is... mine... the one I like, meow!" Feini thought about it with tears in her eyes before blurting out.
"Wha...what?!" The big men blocking the door seemed to be able to clearly see the five thunders of lightning falling from above their heads.
Not only them, but me too. Feini’s anxious and confusing explanation made me shocked on the outside and tender on the inside. What does “the person I like” mean? Is there any word that can cause more misunderstandings than this?
"Why... why..." These big men collectively knelt on the ground, looking in a daze, as if they had lost their goals in life, lost the power of life, and lost the meaning of existence.
Okay, just take advantage of this moment and dodge people in one go.
I took my daughters' little hands and took quick steps.
"Wait!" The group of people stood up strongly again and lined up to block the door.
Let me go, do these guys trust Brother Chun? Why did he resurrect so quickly when he was full of blood? The cosplay bear was almost defeated.
"You guys are unforgivable." Bald Peter clutched his chest tightly and stared at me with angry eyes.
"You actually monopolized Your Highness Feini, who belongs to everyone... by yourself. It's unforgivable! I will punish you on behalf of all the fans of Your Highness Feini!"
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