"I'm not that kind of person." I had to deny this righteously in order to maintain my majestic image as the best man in Dongrog.
Precisely because I am a daughter-loving person, if I really admit it, I will love even the most idiotic daughter in the world. The problem is not that, I never talk too much about my daughter. The biggest problem is that she treats me as a daughter. Mom, not dad, which makes me feel so embarrassed.
"Work hard and teach this idiot to be an upright and kind idiot." Seeing me in distress, the red and white princess came up to me and patted my shoulder sincerely, like a village elder entrusting his precious granddaughter to a brave man.
"What do you mean?" I looked at her expressionlessly.
"I feel much more relaxed now that someone has disciplined the idiot." The red and white princess blurted out.
As expected, this Princess of One Hundred Thousand Integrity knew that she was not thinking of good things.
"Then, let's settle this matter for now." She coughed a few times, and before I could say anything, she gently tapped her little hand. Suddenly, the bubbles burst, and the stiffness on Cirno's body was lifted.
I saw Cirno chirp, as fast and nimble as a cat, quickly circled behind me, stuck out her head and glared at the red and white princess.
"Mom, idiot Reimu bullied me."
"Um...uh, really?" I smiled palely, not knowing what to say.
"That's right, that idiot Reimu always bullies me because of his identity and won't let me come out to find my mother. It's so abominable. Mom, please help me get revenge quickly and let the idiot Reimu take a look. The power of the Ice Queen.”
"Ice Queen?" I looked at Cirno, then at the Red and White Princess.
"Because she is an ice fairy, when she matures, she will indeed be worthy of the title of Ice Queen. This idiot has always been aiming for this title and is proud of it. Now that I have found you, it will naturally fall on you. "The Red and White Princess explained.
"I understand." Although I understand, I understand, but why do the two lines of tears in my eyes become more violent? Ice Queen, will I have another strange title in the future?
"Qiluno." After opening my mouth, I was finally forced to accept the fact helplessly and softly called the other person's name.
"Yes, Cirno is here." Hearing me calling her name for the first time, this idiot was so happy that she immediately walked around from behind, threw herself into my arms and started acting like a baby, so happy His eyes gradually turned red.
Woo~~~ With this identity, I can no longer refuse.
With almost a desperate self-abasement mentality, I reluctantly showed a gentle smile, stretched out my hand and hugged Cirno gently.
"Did mom acknowledge Cirno?" Seeing my actions, Cirno's eyes were red with tears of excitement.
"Um...ah, yes, my child." With a smile on my face and a bleeding heart, this is the truest portrayal of me now.
"Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom! Cirno finally found her mother."
Cirno was excited and incoherent. The six ice wings behind him suddenly magnified several times, and the huge freezing energy on his body spilled out everywhere. In the blink of an eye, dozens of miles around were turned into a land of ice and snow. This terrifying power was not even as powerful as the Holy Moon. Wise Wolf's freezing power is weak. No wonder the Red and White Princess said she would be troublesome if she went berserk. It seems she didn't lie to me at all.
"It's so wonderful." Seeing this touching scene of [mother and daughter recognizing each other], the red and white princess on the side also silently wiped the corners of her eyes and said.
No, don't look at me with such blessings!
There is definitely a hidden sentence behind this princess of 100,000 integrity, "It's great, I can finally leave this idiot to others to discipline me in the future." This is definitely true.
I glared at her fiercely, but there were people who were more ungrateful than me. After hearing this, Cirno, who was crying with joy, couldn't help but turn around and look at the red and white princess fiercely.
"I don't want idiot Reimu's blessing, I don't want it. Now that Cirno has found her mother, idiot Reimu can no longer bully Cirno."
Red and White Princess: "..."
"Ahem, Cirno." Seeing this, I felt I had to say something.
"Mom, what's the matter?" Turning back at the speed of light, Cirno's eyes were shining, looking at me with trust, intimacy, coquettishness, and admiration. Even if I wanted her to commit suicide or die now, she would not hesitate. to do.
"Our proud ice elves have never disdained to rely on the power of others. Therefore, you must rely on your own strength to defeat the enemy. Only in this way can you be a qualified ice elf and be qualified to inherit the title of Ice Queen in the future. "
I twitched the corner of my mouth and spoke with difficulty, word by word, and unknowingly I fell into the role. Thanks to the experience of disciplining three precious daughters, I can now handle this idiot daughter easily and effortlessly.
Also, hurry up and inherit the title of Ice Queen from me, my idiot daughter.
"I see, if you want to become the Queen of Ice, you must rely on your own strength to defeat the enemy." Cirno was not stupid in this regard. She understood what I meant immediately. When she turned around, she stared at her seriously. The red and white princess, suddenly, the power of ice and snow on her body surged and raged, and the six ice wings doubled again, vaguely turning into three pairs of illusory ice and snow feathers.
"You idiot Reimu, let's duel. This time Cirno will go all out, even if it takes her life, she will defeat you in front of mother!"
Hey, hey, look at the trouble you caused, the red and white princess looked over with speechless eyes in the fierce ice and snow.
"Wait, wait, Cirno."
"Yes, mom, do you have any orders? Cirno can do anything for mom." In an instant, the power of ice and snow dissipated, and Cirno quickly turned around, almost feeling like a puppy clinging to its owner.
"Ahem, although we have to rely on our own strength to defeat the enemy, we must not be reckless. We ice fairies are the smartest race in the world. Isn't there a saying that ice and snow are smart? That describes us. As smart people, we You must also assess the situation. You are not strong enough to defeat the enemy now, so you cannot attack easily. You must learn to hide your strength and save it secretly. When you have surpassed many parties and can defeat the opponent, you can then issue a challenge."
"I see, she is indeed a mother as expected. Bingxue is smart... Bingxue is smart... Yes, Cirno is Bingxue's smart child." My stupid daughter nodded sharply, and ignored every word she said to me. Believe it or not.
"Yes, yes, he is such a smart and good boy." I touched Cirno's head, rubbed her soft hair, and praised her.
"Cirnuo likes mom the most." Cirno narrowed her eyes in comfort as I was being touched on the head, then pounced on me and continued to act coquettishly in my arms.
Oops, it looks like we have a daughter who is even more clingy than Silos and Ecolu.
The red and white princess opposite gave me a thumbs up to indicate a job well done.
"As expected of Wu, he actually easily tamed this restless and disobedient fool."
"It's just a credit to my status." I hugged Cirno and gently stroked her head. I trembled my lips at her and responded silently.
"No, no, no, not only because of my identity, I feel strong maternal love in Wu."
"Please! Call me! Call! Father! Love!" I gritted my teeth and glared at him.
"If you can, please be my mother and let me feel the feeling of maternal love."
"No, let's go and cool down."
"You rejected it without even thinking about it. I'm so shocked. Do you really want to stop thinking about it?"
"No matter how many times I think about it, the answer is always the same. I don't have a daughter like you who takes pleasure in selling her integrity!" I angrily raised the coffee table in my mind.
"Really? It turns out that my position in Wu's mind is actually like this." The Red and White Princess lowered her head, unable to see her expression clearly.
Was it too much? In fact, I could have refused more gently. I was regretting it a little when I saw her suddenly raising her head and nodding shyly (acting?).
"I understand. It turns out that in Wu's mind, I have already reserved my place as a member of Wu's harem. If I become Wu's daughter, I won't be able to become Wu's harem, right? I understand."
"Knowing your sister!"
"Actually, you don't have to worry too much. Even if you become Wu's daughter, you can continue to be a member of the harem. I just read a book with a very strange name not long ago called "The Duke of Beasts: My Daughter is My Harem" .”
"Where is the moral integrity!"
I gasped for air, I couldn't stand it any longer. Being with this guy who was throwing away his moral integrity, I felt that my moral integrity was constantly being lost, and I could no longer follow her lead.
There is also Princess Sanwu. These two guys together are really terrifying. I originally thought that Princess Sanwu, the pornographic maid, and the rotten girl Aleus were the trio who lost their integrity in the Dark Continent, but I didn’t expect them to be the Four Heavenly Kings. The combination also hides the most powerful character among the Four Heavenly Kings - Her Royal Highness the Princess of One Hundred Thousand Integrity!
"Mom?" Cirno, who was acting coquettishly in my arms, also felt something was wrong. She seemed to have noticed the winking exchange between me and the red and white princess. She raised her head and looked at me in confusion.
"It's okay, I'm helping Cirnuo scold her first." I said boldly.
Cirno was indeed very happy, shouting long live and making faces at the Red and White Princess, as if to say, "You must be afraid now."
"Forget it, I'm not in the mood to accompany you any longer. No matter what, it's time to go back."
As she said that, the Red and White Princess glanced at me.
"What? Do you want to go back with us too?"
"Is it really possible?" I asked in disbelief, my voice trembling.
In fact, the Red and White Princess... no, I should say that as soon as I saw Cirno, I felt a glimmer of hope deep in my heart, and when the Red and White Princess appeared, this hope became even greater.
I vaguely remember Akela saying that the red and white princesses, who are members of the shrine maiden clan, seem to consider themselves guardians, and the things they guard are said to be the passage to the hell world.
In other words, maybe I can ask the Red and White Princess to take me back? I was very excited with such hope, but I never dared or even feared to ask. Instead, I kept making jokes with Cirno and the Red and White Princess to avoid the question, for fear that the answer would be "NO". The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. big.
Now, the red and white princess actually asked me if I wanted to go back with her. For a moment, I was stunned, as if after experiencing endless darkness, the sky was suddenly illuminated by light, and a little happiness came too suddenly and too violently. Unreality.
Could it be that you are dreaming now? You have been dreaming since you met Cirno. Otherwise, how could you encounter such a good thing? The original plan was to pass through several dangerous areas and narrowly escape death to reach the western area of hell. That's not all, I just escaped Andariel's wanted. Next, I have to continue to hide in the territory of the three demon gods, avoid powerful enemies, and look for companions, so that I can find the way back.
It could be as soon as one year, or as late as ten or eight years, or even die in this hell world. I had already made all these mental preparations, but at this moment, Cirno and the Red and White Princess suddenly appeared, Then he said to me, do you want to go back?
I don’t think anyone can understand the impact and happiness of this moment.
"Mom, why are you crying? Did the idiot Reimu bully you?" Cirno asked suddenly, staring at my face.
"Crying? No...it's nothing, I'm fine." I wiped my face subconsciously, and found that it was really soaked with tears, and there was a tendency to be unstoppable. I kept wiping the corners of my eyes and shaking my head. Happy tears, you idiot.
"Be good, be good." The red and white princess seemed to understand a little bit of my current mood. She came up to me at some point, raised her little hand, and gently touched my head.
I don’t want this kind of comfort from a child, I am a pure man!
I wanted to resist, but found that along with the overwhelming feeling of happiness, my body was a little exhausted, and I could not stand firmly and staggered several times.
"What's wrong, mom?" Cirno quickly supported me and asked with a nervous and concerned look on her face.
"It's nothing, kid, I'm fine." I gave her a reassuring smile, and I touched Cirno's head. For the first time, I felt that it would be good to have such a daughter who cares so much about me.
"It's okay, and you idiot Reimu, don't take the opportunity to cause trouble. Don't touch mom's head. Only Cirno can touch it... No, only mom can touch Cirno's head!"
Cirno suddenly pushed the red and white princess's hand away and stared at her nervously, as if she was afraid that she would take her mother away.
"There's really nothing we can do about you idiot." The Red and White Princess shook her head and sighed, then stretched out her hand again, this time to me and Cirno at the same time.
"Let's go back."
"Yes, go back." I looked at the hand in front of me in a daze, took a deep breath, handed over my trembling hand, and placed it on it. Immediately, it was held tightly by the warm palm of the red and white princess. got up.
"Go back, mother." The red and white princess smiled narrowly at me.
Bastard, the German arch bridge will knock you down!
Just as I was about to glare at each other, suddenly, my eyes flashed, as if a kaleidoscope of colors filled my eyes. Cirno and I seemed to be pulled by the red and white princess into a strange colorful time and space passage. We kept traveling on this passage, and the road ahead was getting closer and closer. Coming brighter.
Cirno seemed to be used to it, and yawned without any surprise, while I widened my eyes, and the excitement and expectation in my heart was hard to describe.
Finally, when the bright light in front of me completely filled my field of vision, my brain shook violently with a bang, and the intense light pierced my eyeballs. I couldn't help but close my eyes, opened my mouth wide, and wanted to make a sound. At this moment, hanging in the air His feet suddenly hit the ground, and then the clear voice of the red and white princess came.
"We're here, welcome to Fantasyland."
"..."
What should I do? I really want to complain about this name, so let’s forget it. Everything is just a cloud.
Slowly, I opened my eyes bit by bit, accepting the too strong white light that penetrated through the cracks in my eyes. After a long time, I gradually got used to it and opened my eyes completely.
In the white light on one side, the blue sky and the cyan forest came into view, making the eyes accustomed to the dim and blood-red eyes of hell, causing a strong sense of dizziness, and the red and white princess and Cirno in the eyes also became blurred. stand up.
"Wu, I'm so tired." The red and white princess, with countless double images in her eyes, came closer and seemed to be touching my head. A trace of concern flashed in her indifferent eyes.
"No...I...I want...I want to go back quickly, to Rogge's camp, can you?" I was still in a trance, feeling that everything happened too suddenly, too illusory, and I couldn't tell whether it was reality or reality. dream.
But no matter what it is, it can't change a decision in my heart, not even in a dream. I want to go back as soon as possible, see the girls as soon as possible, and tell them not to worry about me anymore.
Holding back the dizziness and illusion, I stretched out my hand and pressed the Red and White Princess's shoulders tightly, and said in an almost begging voice, even if you send me back after I fainted, please, let me go back as soon as possible.
"No, it's not time to open Gensokyo yet. Let's sleep for a while and have a good rest." The hand of the red and white princess stroking my head became more and more gentle, as if it had a hypnotic effect, making me feel more and more dizzy. Intense, my eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, and my vision is getting darker and darker.
"They all told you not to touch Cirno's mother, you idiot Reimu, your mother belongs to Cirno alone!" In the blur, I could only hear Cirno's protest, and then my consciousness darkened, and I lost everything. I no longer know.
here it is……
When I woke up again, I slowly recalled everything that had happened before. I was still terrified, fearing that everything was fake. When I opened my eyes, what I saw was the usual dark red sky of hell.
I didn't dare to open my eyes or even feel the surrounding environment. I was like a turtle huddled in a turtle shell, letting the darkness wrap myself up in order to gain that hesitant peace of mind...
However, even if I don't want to feel it, my body still can't help but feel something.
For example, the arms are cold, soft, and warm to the touch.
This feeling prompted me to finally open my eyes, and the unfamiliar ceiling came into view.
Not a dream, really not a dream.
I was so excited that I couldn't see such a ceiling in the hell world. It was either a dark cave or a bloody sky.
Then, what about the touch in my arms?
I lifted up an old quilt and looked into my arms. I was speechless.
Cold, soft, and warm, it turns out to be you.
My silly daughter Cirno, whom I have just met, is lying in my arms, snickering happily even in her sleep...
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