"Quite clever." I stared at the other party with eager and malicious eyes.
"Thank you, thank you. Wu's movements are not slow either." The red and white princess leaned over slightly, as if preparing to dodge.
"There is a flaw!"
"too naive!"
He grabbed the red and white princess with his hand. As a result, there was a pop of white mist, and the person in his hand turned into a talisman. The real red and white princess appeared in the sky a few meters away. With a wave of his little hand, dozens of talismans appeared. The paper flew away in a scattering pattern without any money.
"Ha! It's about me... No, it's an illusion." Seeing those talismans directly penetrate the body of Saint Yue Xian Lang, Lingmeng felt distressed and secretly said something bad.
Above her, a real hand grabbed her by the collar.
"Watch my golden cicada shed its shell." I thought that the red and white princess would settle down, but unexpectedly, she lowered her head and the collar, which was draped like a short mini cloak, automatically fell off her clothes. .
"..."
Your sister, this exposed armpit body actually has such a ferocious function?
In a blink of an eye, the collar in my hand turned into more than ten talisman papers. The talisman papers flashed with white light and turned into countless thunder snakes under my ominous gaze.
"It's really dangerous, it's really dangerous." When tears flashed, I had already returned to the place where I was. Watching the lightning burst, which could not be underestimated, I wiped my sweat and looked at the red and white princess up and down with suspicious eyes. Suddenly, It felt like any part of her miko costume could fall off automatically at any time.
Haha? Why does this description feel a bit H? I obviously didn't mean to express this.
The little fight ended here. The face lost its wide collar and turned into a vest-shaped red witch costume. The red and white princess calmly took out a stack of talisman paper and tapped it lightly. As the white light flashed, the white wide patterned lace collar returned.
"Is this dress really made of talisman paper?" I angrily lifted the coffee table of my soul, and seemed to have discovered the great secret of the witch clan.
This setting is too erotic, bastard, if I had a pick-up artist...
"After I returned home, I learned from my experience and decided to set an example and put the clothes I was wearing as a display first. In this way, the guests would definitely be moved." The Red and White Princess gave me a thumbs up.
"How's it going? This distinguished guest, after seeing such a wonderful function of the talisman paper, aren't you still excited? As long as the enemy grabs the underwear, there will be a bang, just like my collar just now, the underwear will automatically fall off. You can use this to It’s so convenient to escape the enemy’s capture. By the way, if you had just grabbed my top instead of my collar, the scene would have been more eye-catching, but I didn’t wear a bra underneath.”
"That kind of thing is none of my business!" I once again angrily hit the coffee table in my mind, but my heart was involuntarily affected by this unscrupulous red and white princess. I imagined that if what I just grabbed was a shirt, it would disappear with a bang. There was only a looming collar covering the moderately sized breasts, and my nose suddenly felt a little itchy.
"I don't think anyone would go out of their way to grab the enemy's underwear and bra. And even if there were, the situation would be very bad." Shaking my head to drive away the evil thoughts, I looked at the Red and White Princess, and my eyes became pitiful. This guy , Sure enough, he has no business acumen at all, but he has the greed of profiteers. This is the most tragic thing.
"How...how could it be possible?" A bolt of thunder seemed to flash behind the red and white princess's head, and she was hit hard, and then she fell to her knees OTZ.
"Could it be that...could it be said that it is another failed product?"
"I'm sorry, but it is." I nodded vigorously, give up, stop messing with those things, it will be easier to sell money with your integrity.
"There is no way. It seems that the plan has completely failed. I can only go back to my old job."
The Red and White Princess muttered in frustration, and I looked at her curiously, wanting to know what [Old Profession] was.
I saw this guy take out a big box, put it on the ground, put a cushion in the box, stood up, sat down in the box, skillfully took out a wooden sign, hung it in front of the box, and then took care of himself He drank tea naturally.
The sign said [Miko Princess, one hundred thousand pieces, buy quickly, time is limited].
I:"……"
Red and White Princess: "...ssssss~~"
"I won't buy it, I definitely won't buy it." After confronting her for a few seconds, I took a few steps back, as if I was not facing a princess with a hundred thousand integrity, but the Four Demon Kings.
Red and White Princess: "Ji~~~~~" (I stare)
"Even if you look at me like this, I won't buy it." If I take a step back and buy this thing back, the average moral integrity of the entire Dark Continent will drop several levels. As a savior, I must not be fooled.
"Don't worry, I never force others to make deals."
"I'm the only one in this barren mountain and there's no way anyone else is passing by. You're obviously hinting at something." I pointed at the other person and revealed it mercilessly.
"I didn't expect that after reaching this point, I still couldn't make any money." The red and white princess came out of the box with great regret, took the box back, and sighed.
"There is no other way but to use the last resort."
"Last resort."
"Well, I just learned the most practical trick. If it succeeds, I will definitely make money."
"Come here." You can definitely get the money? Where to get it? Who else but me? I don’t think that idiot ⑨ who even his mother would admit was wrong would have it, so be absolutely vigilant.
I saw the red and white princess rushing forward. Good guy, I was finally cornered. Do you want to do that nasty job of bleeding from the knife edge?
I took a parrying stance and was about to respond when I suddenly realized that this guy didn't seem to want to attack me.
This rushing movement and posture were so familiar that it gave me a feeling of déjà vu, as if it had happened not long ago.
I watched blankly as the red and white princess flew over, threw herself into my arms, and then shouted with deep sorrow.
"Mother."
Rumbling, under the blue sky and grassland, accompanied by countless grass and mud horses running wildly, there were also streaks of thunder flashing.
Mom, mom... mom? What exactly does this guy want to cause trouble? Isn't one idiot⑨ enough?
Suddenly, I suddenly woke up.
No, this is very similar to "Let's be friends with rich people." This princess of integrity definitely came with such bad intentions.
Bastard, I almost fell for it, because what the red and white princess did was so affectionate and dramatic, even more similar to Cirno, if she hadn't said at the beginning "I want to use this method to get some Money] This sentence made me alert, maybe I will fall into the illusion of "Do I really have such a daughter?" and I can't extricate myself.
Why didn't I know before that this red and white princess is actually a movie star, and her acting skills are not inferior to those of the pornographic maid.
As if following the script, I yelled "Let go", but thinking that the other person was a girl, I couldn't bear it and couldn't treat him so cruelly and ruthlessly, so I had no choice but to stretch out my arms and gently lift the red and white things in my arms. The princess hugged.
Then, tighten your arms and squeeze hard!
The German arch bridge fell! I won’t let you escape this time!
With a bang, the red and white princess in my arms turned into a talisman and disappeared. It made my teeth itch with hatred. Damn it, it failed again.
"The same tricks are of no use to me." The red and white princess appeared more than ten meters away, drinking tea calmly and said.
Here comes the moral saint!
But at this moment, an accident suddenly occurred. Cirno, who was imprisoned in the bubble, finally escaped from the trap, rolled up a huge ice and snow and attacked from behind the red and white princess. In the blink of an eye, she was drinking tea, but she still maintained a calm posture. The red and white princess froze.
"Hahaha, you idiot, you idiot, Reimu, you were indeed fooled. I didn't waste my patience for so long." Cirno looked at Reimu who turned into an ice sculpture and smiled proudly.
Unexpectedly, she has been preparing for an attack. This idiot... Although his brain is very stupid, his fighting instinct is not bad.
Turning around, Cirno stretched out her ice wings, rushed forward in one breath, and threw herself into my arms again.
"Mom~~~"
Looking at the silly girl acting coquettishly in my arms, I was speechless.
Suddenly, Cirno's whole body stiffened, as if she had been petrified, and she remained motionless in my arms.
The red and white princess walked up patting the ice shards on her body and sighed in frustration.
"I didn't expect to be attacked by this fool. It's so careless."
Then with a wave of the talisman, Cirno, who was so stiff that she couldn't even move her eyes, was wrapped in bubbles again and isolated from the outside world.
"I finally understand why you are short of paper." I said clearly as I watched the red and white princess use the stacks of talisman papers without hesitation.
"Yeah, I finally understand. There are still shrines that need to be repaired. Really, they are all disturbing people." She pressed her forehead helplessly and shook her head. The red and white princess said with a headache.
"I have a question."
"oh?"
"You... have known my identity for a long time, right." I stared at the red and white princess and asked word by word.
"Say... what are you talking about? I'm not interested at all in the expression or behavior of a pervert who turns into a woman and becomes someone else's mother." The Red and White Princess quickly denied it.
"Don't you already know this very clearly?" So it turns out that this has been seen through a long time ago. Damn it, not only has the moral integrity been lost, but it has also been treated as a monkey. It's so abominable!
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else." The red and white princess gave me a thumbs up, then took out a piece of paper and scribbled on it.
"You won't tell others, but you will write to others, right?" I gritted my teeth and rushed forward, tearing the paper into pieces.
"Speaking of which, how do you recognize my current identity? Ordinary people can't imagine it at all."
"What are you talking about? Wu's moral integrity is flowing in my body, and my moral integrity is also present in Wu's body. Our moral integrity is related to each other, and our hearts are somewhat similar to each other. How could we not recognize it?"
"Don't make it sound like I sold it to you in exchange for my integrity. My integrity is more precious than yours!" When the Red and White Princess said this, I flipped the table.
"Anyway, don't worry. No matter what happens to Wu, I won't mind. Even if he becomes that idiot's mother, I won't mind at all. How about just welcoming Wu's new life in one breath and living in this capacity?" ? Maybe there will be strange interests and hobbies discovered."
"Don't look at me with blessings, I'm living a good life now, and who would want that kind of new life!"
"That's such a shame."
"It's not a pity at all!" I gasped, this guy... It was really tiring to talk to this guy, I really couldn't complain no matter how much I said.
By the way, now that my identity has been exposed and my moral integrity has been lost, I don’t need to worry so much. I can just cancel the transformation in front of this idiot, so that she will realize that I am not some ice person. A goblin, not even her mother.
Thinking of this, I clapped my hands and then my head. Why was I so stupid before? I didn't even think of such a simple thing. If I had done this from the beginning, the misunderstanding would have been resolved long ago, and I wouldn't be in the red and white princess. I have lost my moral integrity in front of me.
"Wait." Just when I was about to take action, suddenly, the red and white princess stretched out her hand to stop.
"Wu, are you trying to change back in front of this idiot?"
"How did you guess it? You did want to do this. This way, the misunderstanding can be clarified." I was stunned, why all the girls around me could read minds so magically.
"I advise you not to do this, at least not in front of this fool."
"Why?"
"This fool... although he is careless and careless, he is surprisingly delicate and sensitive. If she knew the truth now, she might go berserk."
"If she goes berserk, just subdue her. With our strength, it shouldn't be a problem." I think the misunderstanding must be clarified sooner or later. It's better to go berserk sooner rather than later.
"I underestimated her identity as an ice fairy. Although her IQ is very low, her strength is just the opposite. She is ridiculously high. Now she is easily subdued by me. It's just because she is still young and has not taken it seriously. Wan If she goes berserk, it will be quite troublesome for you. Of course, that doesn't mean that she can't be subdued. It's just that it's very difficult to subdue her while saving her life. The snow is very soft, but once it turns into a blizzard, she will fight to the death. , don’t disappear, don’t stop, do you understand what I mean?”
"I understand, I understand, but is there no other way? I don't want to be her mother all the time." I grimaced and looked at the red and white princess, hoping she could find a way. After all, this idiot is also your villager. No.
"Is there any inconvenience?" The guy tilted his head, expressing that he couldn't understand.
"All kinds of inconveniences. After all, I am a man, a male, a man, a pure man, understand?!!!" I roared and flipped the table, wondering whether this guy was really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.
"Just don't worry about these small details. If you polish your integrity in one go, there will be nothing you can't accept."
"I can't learn from you this gorgeous behavior of jumping off a building to sell something."
"Really? What a shame."
“It’s not a pity at all!”
As a result, it has come full circle and seems to be back to the starting point.
"I can't think of a specific solution for a while. However, don't cancel the transformation in front of this idiot for the time being. Let her know the truth. There is no doubt about this. Maybe we can use a slightly gentler approach. Just tell her that Wu is going to a place far, far away alone, and then secretly change back."
"Although it's a bit cruel to her, it's still a good idea." I touched my chin and felt that this was a good idea.
"Do you think it's cruel? It's obvious that this idiot recognized someone without permission, but Wu is indeed kind-hearted. I feel deep maternal love in Wu." The red and white princess was moved and wiped the corners of her eyes with her sleeves.
"The German arch bridge fell!"
"I'll dodge!"
"Forget it, let's do it like this for the time being, but then again, where is her real mother? Is she gone? If she is still there, wouldn't finding her back be a smooth solution to the problem?"
"Real mother?" The red and white princess tilted her head and looked at me with a strange look.
"Don't you know?"
"What do you know? I'm not her mother!"
"Ice fairies are a special group. They do not have parents. They are formed naturally. They are the darlings of nature. If we have to say who is their parent, then it is the heaven and the earth."
"If that's the case, why do you still want to accept me as your mother?"
"This idiot... has read some weird books, and no matter what, he refuses to admit that he has no father or mother. He stubbornly believes that his parents just left him, not that they don't exist, so he always sneaks out of the village, looking for So-called parents.”
"I see. Should I say it's a coincidence, or am I rather unlucky?" After hearing the explanation from the Red and White Princess, I felt both sympathetic and very frustrated.
Isn't this the script of a tadpole looking for his mother? Cirno, who slipped out to look for her parents, happened to see herself with six ice wings like the ice fairy, so everything that happened next became logical.
Fuguoda!
"Isn't it nice to pick up a daughter for nothing? Although she is a fool, she is easy to use because she is a fool."
The red and white princess covered her mouth with her small hands, lowered her head slightly, and the upper half of her face was hidden in the shadows. She looked like a villain and conspirator, with a very sinister and cunning smile...
It's the end of the year, and there are more social events in the company. Yesterday, at the department dinner, Xiaoqi drank a lot and was slightly drunk, so he went to sleep without updating. But please don't worry about Xiaoqi's resentment towards Quanqin. It's not that there is nothing you can do. Xiaoqi will never give up, huh.
In other words, today, now, there will be three updates in a row!
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