The brain is still buzzing, and there are tens of millions of grass and mud horses inside, spitting and walking around.
The girl in my arms seemed to be addicted to it. She kept murmuring "Mom", a word that doubled the number of butterflies in my heart every time she uttered it. She rubbed her face against the plump and soft breasts. A sincere feeling of happiness that comes from the heart and doesn’t seem like a joke.
Wait...wait, bastard! ! !
I transformed into Godzilla and spewed out his fury, burning all the grass and mud horses to death. I pulled the girl out of my arms, pressed her shoulders, and looked at her with serious words.
"Sorry, you got the wrong person."
"impossible!"
The rather straightforward answer and the firm look in his eyes made me speechless for a moment, and I even had the illusion that I was really wrong.
"This... this, I'm sorry, I really don't know you, and why is it mom? You must have recognized the wrong person." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and continued to try to quibble... No, I'm trying to quibble about your size. Explain clearly.
"Even if you don't know Cirno, she is still Cirno's mother." The girl who called herself Cirno concluded very stubbornly.
How should the mother of ⑨ read it? ⑨⑨? Sorry, I really can't afford such a hefty number.
"Since we don't know her, how can she still be my mother?" I was still trying to explain to this girl whose name sounded like an idiot.
"Because my mother left when Cirno was very young, it's natural that she doesn't know the current Cirno."
The other party said in an unquestionable tone, seeming to have constructed a story in his mind [The mother was being hunted while holding herself as a baby. In the end, she had no choice but to hide herself in the temple and lure the enemy away. When she turned around, she found that the baby had been taken away by others. More than ten years later, the downcast mother and her daughter, who has become a noble princess, are reunited again] This is a touching and bloody third-rate script.
Woo hoo hoo, no, I don’t want to be a mother, let alone a depressed mother, especially a fool’s mother. If I admit it, wouldn’t it prove the terrifying nature of the laws of inheritance?
"You are definitely mistaken. I don't remember having such a daughter. Besides, you and I don't look alike at all. How could we be mother and daughter?" I wiped the sweat from my head and presented the strongest evidence. .
Look at my long and straight black hair, look at my fluffy wolf ears, and then I want you to take a look at it. Do you see this tail? The flexible tail is swaying. There are breasts, yes, breasts! You are obviously a woman with small breasts, the gap is too big hahahaha.
No, no, why am I so happy, you bastard!
I held my head in pain and screamed. Before the misunderstanding was explained clearly, this person had already started to mess up. This is not okay, Watson!
"Who said it's no longer the same? It's just because the resemblance is no longer the same that she is Cirno's mother." The girl tilted her head slightly and said something that made me unbelievable.
"Are you telling me how we look alike?" I don't know much about education, so don't fool me. We are both girls, including our clothes, except that we are both girls... No, we are both girls and your sister! I'm a pure man, so I don't have the slightest bit of similarity with her.
"This, this is the characteristic of our ice fairy clan." The girl looked at my back with shining eyes and pointed hard.
"this?"
Following her direction, I tilted my head and looked behind me, and saw six shiny ice wings floating quietly behind me.
Then he turned around and looked at the six ice wings behind the girl.
I see. In this way, I am really her long-lost mother. She is so like that even I can’t refuse her. Really, when did I give birth to such a big daughter? I’m so careless. I’m such a fool. Hey (knocking his head in a cute way).
So cute, your sister! ! !
"Wait, this is a misunderstanding." I stretched out my hand to make a pause gesture. I didn't expect that this would cause the other party to misunderstand. I was too careless, but this way, it would be easier to explain.
Under the girl's gaze, with a chirp, the six ice wings behind me disappeared.
You see, these are not wings, they are just equipment. You should recognize the fact now. Although it may be a big blow, I have no choice but to wish you find your real mother as soon as possible.
Thinking in my mind, I nodded my head, waiting for the girl to clarify the misunderstanding with her own eyes.
"Oh, mom is so awesome." The girl clapped her hands.
"Yes, yes, it's amazing. I'm a being that even the law can't stop... No, wait, why are you still calling me mom?" I suddenly realized and saw the girl pointing at me and using a gesture as if she was asking for credit. Looking at me with eager eyes.
"Cirno can do it too." After saying that, with a snap, the six ice wings behind her also disappeared and seemed to be put away.
this! Sample! also! OK! ?
I was stunned and couldn't say a word.
"You...are those your wings?"
"right."
"You can retract your wings and become invisible?"
"Because we are a clan of ice fairies, can't mom do it too?"
"They say I'm not...wait a minute, even if I'm from the ice fairy clan, I'm not necessarily your mother." I suddenly discovered a flaw. It was such a simple truth that I only noticed it now. It was such a mistake.
"No, it must be." The girl lowered her head slightly, showing a lonely look.
"Because the ice fairy is the only one left now, Cirno. She has always been alone, so you must be Cirno's mother."
I:"……"
What should I do? I seem to be at a loss.
No, I can't just give in and succumb to the halo of tragedy and be called this title that is even more unacceptable to me than the Prince of Beasts.
The hardware is not good, so we can only use software. Isn’t this guy an idiot? It seems that I can only use this trick. In order to prove that I am not her mother, I must let her understand that my IQ is much higher than hers, and I am not at the same level at all.
"No, we can't tell yet." Looking at the sad look in the girl's eyes, I said harshly.
"Had to test it."
"Oh oh oh, what's the test? Cirno likes to play games the most." As expected of an idiot, she suddenly became excited.
"Just the simplest math." Thinking of the name of Bingyi, I simply chose the topic.
"No problem." Suddenly, the girl became arrogant, put her hands on her hips, and looked at me as if she was sure of winning, as if the topic I chose was the one she was best at.
Oops, are you digging your own grave? But I can't admit defeat either.
"Come on, I will definitely let my mother know that she is Ciruno's mother, and there will be no mistake."
"Very good, it seems that you have awakened." I took a deep breath and looked at the other person with serious eyes, just like a qigong master exerting his energy.
"Listen up, there are a total of twelve people sitting on a wooden car, five men and six women. When it stopped for the first time, three men got on, one woman got on, and two men got off. Yes, when we stopped for the second time, eleven men and eight women came up, and six men and sixteen women came down. After the third stop, twenty-two men came up. Eighteen women, ten men and seven women went down. Stopping for the fourth time, fifty-seven men and sixty-two women came up. Thirty-eight men and twenty-four went down. Women, the fifth time we stopped, ninety-nine men and seventy-four women came up, and one hundred and twenty-two men and ninety-nine women went down."
After finishing speaking in one breath, I took a few breaths, looked solemn, pointed at the other person and asked.
"Ask, how many people were on this wooden car at the beginning!"
"Wait...wait, wait." The girl lowered her head and counted with her fingers. Gradually, her blue eyes began to turn into the shape of mosquito coils and turned in circles. Her fair skin was delicate and exuded a frozen breath. There was also a slight sweat on his face.
"Cirno knows, yes...yes, yes...it's ninety-nine, it must be ninety-nine!" Finally, the girl gave up on herself...or rather, she raised ten fingers in an arrogant way and said with a He replied with an aura of "This is definitely the number one correct answer in the universe".
"Wrong, completely wrong." I looked at her condescendingly, like a queen...no, like a king looking down on his subjects.
"Note that I asked how many there were at the beginning, not how many there were at the end, so the correct answer should be twelve!"
"Wha...what? There is such a trap hidden, and Cirno didn't notice it at all." The girl looked shocked and frustrated.
"Hmph, actually the most difficult part of this question is a hidden figure." I think it's not enough, it's not enough to undermine the girl's confidence, let her know the IQ gap between the two of us, and then recognize the two of us. misunderstanding between them.
"What kind of hidden figure?" Cirno tilted her head, and she really didn't know.
"At the beginning, there were six men and five women. It should be eleven people. Why did I say that the correct answer is twelve?" I looked incomprehensible.
"why?"
"Because - there is a driver. Since it is a car, of course there must be a driver. Therefore, the driver is the most hidden, terrifying and mysterious figure!"
"Yuanyuanyuan... It turns out that the driver is really terrible!" The girl was shocked, as if she was in awe of the term driver.
"Uh-huh, that's it." I looked at her triumphantly, realizing it. The two of us realized that the transformation of Saint Yue Xian Wolf was really good. Such arithmetic problems were simply kindergarten level to me.
"Cirno knows." The shocked girl lowered her head in frustration.
"I finally know it. All my efforts were not in vain."
"Cirno finally knows." Suddenly, the other party raised his head and looked at me, his eyes sparkling, which gave me a bad feeling.
"It turns out that Cirno is not the number one genius in the world, but my mother is. There is nothing I can do about it. If it is my mother who is smarter than Cirno, there is nothing I can do about it. After all, she is Cirno's mother."
"..."
Please spare me, Sanqing Buddha God Jesus, I will offer incense to you.
How about just giving up, accepting this identity, and starting a new life? I think this is ten times easier than explaining to a girl that I am not her mother.
I laughed palely and feebly a few times, my body swayed, and I couldn't hold on and leaned against the wall, with hot tears flowing down my internal organs.
"There is a flaw!" Cirno suddenly shouted, pounced on her again, buried her face in her plump chest, kept rubbing happily, and murmured coquettishly.
"Mom...the taste of mommy...it turns out that this is the taste of mommy. Cirno is so happy."
I:"……"
Forget it, this world... just destroy it...
At this moment, I suddenly noticed an extremely inconspicuous aura from a third party.
"Who?!" Turning around suddenly, I was stunned.
A girl wearing a red and white armpit-baring miko costume, with black hair, black eyes, and a red bow on her head, was standing not far behind, looking at the scene in front of her with eyes that were either indifferent or dull.
It’s finished ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !
My whole body was constantly vibrating like a pile driver, and my teeth were creaking up and down, like the mouth of a piggy bank that couldn't be closed, and coins... no, it was moral integrity that was pouring out of it.
"Sorry, I seem to have appeared at the wrong time." The red and white girl bowed very politely and apologized.
"But please don't worry, you just think of me as an ordinary, insignificant, homeless guy who sells his body on the roadside, looking for naughty villagers, sitting in a shabby cardboard box, taking out the money box, waiting for charity from kindhearted people. Just an unrelated girl drinking tea and watching a show."
There are so many settings that have no sense of existence! And he said that he was [watching a show], which has completely exposed his thoughts, you bastard!
I angrily lifted the coffee table of my soul.
"Wow, it's Reimu, it's idiot Reimu." Cirno, who was nuzzling in my arms, squeaked and hid behind me, making a face at the red and white girl.
"It's really unpleasant to be called an idiot by an idiot." The usually calm girl in red and white couldn't help but close her eyes slightly, showing a hint of anger.
"Bah, bah, bah, Reimu is a big fool, the biggest fool in history." Cirno didn't know how to restrain herself and continued to taunt.
"Ha." He held a piece of talisman paper between his index and middle fingers, and with a slight wave, Cirno, who was hiding behind him, was wrapped in a translucent bubble, floated up uncontrollably, and floated to the side of the red and white girl. .
"Let me go, idiot, idiot."
The red and white girl waved the talisman in her hand again, and suddenly the bubbles blocked the sound. She could only see Cirno opening her mouth continuously, but no sound could be heard.
"It's quiet now. What a troublesome guy. He asked me to go all the way. There are obviously so many things to do." The red and white girl said helplessly, looking very busy.
"Excuse me, what are you busy with?" I couldn't help but roll my eyes.
"There are many, such as making money, making money, making money..." The red and white princess counted them one by one with her fingers.
"Isn't it all about making money?!" I lifted the spiritual coffee table again, and this princess of integrity really got into money.
"There's nothing I can do. I need it to repair the shrine." She sighed. Suddenly, the red and white princess looked at me with bright eyes. She kept getting closer. Suddenly, she flipped her little hand and conjured several things out of thin air.
"This distinguished guest, seeing that you have a good figure, you must need this. Come, come, please take a look and buy more."
Looking down, she saw that what was hanging on her hands was a breast bra and panties made of talisman paper.
"..."
Is this guy here to deliberately cause trouble?
No, wait.
I suddenly realized an important issue.
My current appearance is completely different from before, isn't it? Even gender has undergone subtle changes.
So, the Red and White Princess may not... No, it’s very possible that she won’t recognize me.
Could it be said that...the moral integrity can be preserved?
I was immediately overjoyed, burst into tears, and wanted to shout long live three times.
"Ahem, hello, first time we meet." After calming down, I coughed a few times, no longer resisting, and said to the red and white princess in a clear, melodious female voice with a touch of sacredness.
"Hello..." The other person looked at me without blinking, looking amused, really amused.
"Are you Cirno's friend?" I suppressed my joy and continued to pretend to be curious.
"Well... I guess... I can barely say that. What about you? What's your relationship with her?"
"I... I am..." I didn't expect that the red and white princess would turn an army against me. I was a little flustered and blurted out subconsciously.
"I'm her mother!"
Rumble, the blue sky and grassland flashed in my mind again, with countless grass and mud horses galloping past.
What a fool I am, what a fool I am, what a fool I am, what a big fool I am! ! !
"I see...that's how it is." The red and white girl seemed to be deeply shocked by this setting and my identity, showing a subtle look of disbelief.
"That's really disrespectful, [Auntie]."
"Where, where." I smiled, swallowed my tears and wiped the sweat.
"Well...actually, I have also lacked maternal love since I was a child."
"Huh?" What on earth did the red and white princess want to do? She suddenly said such embarrassing words.
"So, can you please let me feel maternal love?"
"What...what should I do? Hahahaha..." I was completely confused, just like Cirno was wriggling her fingers just now, with her eyes spinning like mosquitoes.
"It's very simple." Hongbai said calmly, tiptoed lightly, came to me, stretched out his hands, and gave me a hug.
He picked her up and buried her face in it.
"Uh-huh~~ It's really true...could this be the legendary smell of semen?"
"You smell so bad!" My nerves were severely stimulated. I held the red and white princess in my arms, turned over and fell onto a German-style arch bridge!
"Ha, it's so dangerous!" At the critical moment, the opponent cleverly broke away and avoided...
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