"Then you should change it. If Arturia sees you now, she will definitely be very happy." I encouraged with a smile.
"Even if Your Highness says so..." Caroline's expression was still a little troubled.
"Don't mind, don't mind. You'll get used to it soon. This is the time to celebrate and enjoy."
"That's right, this is a celebration for you, Carolie. It's not okay for the protagonist to show such an expression." Raphael also supported.
"What I said is absolutely true. I cannot let down the friendship between His Highness and you all." Carolie took a deep breath and then smiled.
She was deeply influenced by Artoria's behavior, so she was not a shy person, but the way she dressed now was like someone who had been wearing trousers and suddenly put on a short skirt. It was a feeling that she couldn't easily get used to.
However, once she made up her mind, this little discomfort was insignificant to Karen.
"Please, our protagonist." I made a way and guided Caroline towards the front, towards the center of the banquet.
"Your Highness, as the protagonist, I wonder if I can make an exception and make a request to you now." Caroline did not take steps immediately, but turned her head to look at me and asked suddenly.
"Of course." I was slightly surprised when I looked at the slightly different Karen, but mostly happy. In order to serve Arturia and me, Carol had sacrificed a lot. It was rare for her to make a request, and I Naturally, it cannot be refused.
"Your Highness's hand...can I borrow it?" As she said this, a light blush quickly flashed across Carolie's pretty face.
"Hey, is that enough?" I subconsciously stretched out my hand, feeling that Carolie's request seemed a bit too satisfying. It was a rare opportunity like this, so I should have made a more willful request.
"Well, that'll do."
"Brother, this is your dereliction of duty. As today's protagonist, how can such a beautiful lady not have a male companion by her side? She should have thought of it long ago and took the initiative to invite her." Sa Qili reminded me at the side.
"That's true." I smiled sheepishly, as I was a bitch, and I really couldn't play with the etiquette and rules of the banquet.
Under Sa Qili's reminder, I tried my best to act like an aristocratic gentleman, perhaps looking more like a big-tailed wolf, and stretched out my hand to Carolie.
At the right time, Caroline also put her slender little hand, which was covered in white silk gloves and decorated with a ribbon at the end, into my palm.
This must be the first time I hold Colgate's hand. Sure enough, they are twins. They feel very similar to the feeling of Colgate, but there are differences that I can distinguish.
After holding Carolie's little hand, I smiled triumphantly at everyone, which immediately made Sa Qili and Raphael dissatisfied.
"Don't be too proud. This is just banquet etiquette and etiquette."
"Yes, yes, so don't misunderstand what Carolie means, think that she is interested in you, and be so bold as to do strange things to her. Carolie is not a girl who is easy to deceive like little Linya. "
I know this kind of thing even if you don’t tell me, but can’t you let me be a little proud? Facing the two witches' heckles, I didn't dare to talk back, so I could only roll my eyes in protest.
Just when I was about to ignore the shouting of the two witches and lead Carolie away, suddenly, Carolie paused for a moment, as if she had something to say, and turned around to face Sarah. Qili and Raphael.
"Master Raphael, Master Sa Qili, the two adults were joking. Carolie is His Highness's personal maid. No matter what His Highness wants to do to me, no matter what kind of request, it is a matter of course."
"..."
I said...Knight Colgate, Lady Colgate, please don't always bring out your complaints in key places with a serious look on your face, okay?
I looked at Colgate with tears in my eyes, resigned to my fate and waited for the next indiscriminate bombing.
But unexpectedly, everyone seemed to be calmed down by these words. Even Sa Qili and Raphael looked shocked and did not take the opportunity to make inhumane complaints to me, such as asking, "I didn't even take a shower." Is it a problem?", "Is it okay to go to bed?" and other extremely explosive questions.
Then, starting tonight, Roger's Bar will have fresh news and gossip that will be hot for a while.
As for why even witches like Raphael and Sa Qili were shocked and unable to continue teasing, I think one of the possible reasons is because Carol was able to say such things with a serious face.
The so-called "too much is not enough", it is precisely because she detonated her points with such a serious look and vividly displayed the natural stupidity inherited from Arturia, it made it impossible for people to complain about it.
"Ahem, let's go and say hello to everyone quickly." Seeing everyone's stunned expressions, I wouldn't let them react and find new ways to tease us, so I quickly took Caroline's little hand and walked to the center of the banquet, one by one. Introduce Sa Qili and her teammates to Kalujie.
And Mi Seya, the naughty girl from the Second Army... I say you foodie, don't just hang around and bury your face on the table, come here quickly!
Soon, the banquet reached its climax. At this time, as a singer and dancer, Raphael had to perform on stage. This guy still owes us a birthday.
Raphael did not shirk, and waved his hand very grandly to ask everyone to wait. With the speed of a professional actor, he changed into a flowing and gorgeous dance costume and came out. The black cloth covering something not far away was pulled away in time, revealing a The brightly lit stage turned out to be well prepared, and even if we didn't instigate it, Her Royal Highness the Princess of Hundred Tribes would take the initiative to perform.
"You are truly worthy of the title of singing and dancing queen. Raphael is so amazing." Even as an elf, Carolie couldn't help but be deeply fascinated by Raphael's performance at this moment, her eyes unblinking. watching.
"How does it compare to the top ten singers of the elves?" I asked with a smile.
In terms of overall level, of course the Alliance cannot compare with the Elf Tribe. The top ten singers of the Elf Tribe are all good at singing and dancing. In our Alliance, there is only one Raphael who can be said to be good at both singing and dancing. What I care about is Raphael. Who is stronger between Phil and the top ten singers of the elves?
"This... I personally think that Master Raphael's performance should be more perfect and outstanding." Carolie thought for a while and said.
Even if her words are somewhat modest and complimentary as a maid, it is enough to show that our Highness the Princess of the Hundred Tribes is not inferior to the top ten singers of the Elf Tribe, making it comfortable and enjoyable to listen to.
Hahaha, Knight Mipa, have you seen that? You are not invincible. If you have the ability, come out now. Our princess from hundreds of tribes wants to challenge you.
After making an extremely cowardly and arrogant declaration in my heart, I echoed what Carolie said and nodded aside.
"Is that so? It's not surprising. Compared to the top ten singers, Raphael-sama is more experienced in all aspects... Pooh!!!"
Before he finished speaking, Raphael, who had finished performing a song, jumped up from the stage, shouted "Hi", and the dragon kicked me in the face with its tail wagging.
"..."
"Then...that's what, Master Raphael, I was praising you, why..." Maintaining the position of being kicked, I shouted that I was wronged, and I was just short of a June Feisuang.
"Hmph, little Wu, if you underestimate a woman's sixth sense, you will die quickly. Your compliment just now was full of malice, wasn't it? You wanted to say that I am older than the top ten singers, right?"
"..."
A woman's sixth sense is so terrifying, it's actually been seen! ! !
"I have nothing to say, then... just accept death, hey!" He said with a smile, and the lotus foot that was still imprinted on my face kicked me out with force again.
"Carrujie, let's not worry about that idiot Xiao Xiao Wu. The protagonist today is you. I can't be the only one to steal the show. Come on, let's do it together."
"Eh...Eh heh...But Your Highness..." The situation happened too suddenly. While being led forward, Kaluge turned back to look at a certain death trick who was kicked out and rolled to the ground, wailing continuously. Rui hesitated.
"Okay, okay, I'm not using you too much. The idiot Xiao Xiaowu is just rolling around and asking for comfort." Raphael exposed my true purpose in one sentence. I said, you can kick me too. , the anger should have subsided, can you leave some way for us to survive?
It is indeed terrible to offend a woman, especially a witch like Raphael.
"But... Lord Raphael... I'm not very good at..." Even if she didn't have to worry about her master's life or death, Carol was still hesitant.
She is not omnipotent. She has to serve Arturia all day long. If she still has the strength she has now, she has already worked too hard. There is no time to learn amateur things.
"Just dance with me." Raphael gave Caroline a look that reassured her, and pulled her to the stage without any explanation. Two stunning beauties performed on the stage, which won the audience's enthusiasm. Cheers.
Raphael, who has been given the title of singing and dancing queen, is an absolute king on the stage and is also a Maiba. Either she is too lazy to stand on the stage. Once she stands on it, no one can stop her. Caroline is The first victim will surely be followed by a second and third one.
"Brother, I know you are very angry inside, right? You were bullied like that by Raphael."
Just as I was explaining as the narrator and host of the mystery, Sa Qili suddenly came up mysteriously and patted me on the shoulder, with a look of sympathy and shared hatred.
"No...even if you say so..." I tilted my head and looked at her in confusion, wondering what kind of medicine this other witch was selling in her pocket.
"No resentment at all?" Sa Qili refused to give up.
"This...just get used to it."
"Can you really bear this tone?!"
"Be patient and it will pass."
"It doesn't matter even if you get kicked away like that?"
"After all, I was seeking death first."
"Even if your eyes were completely blocked by the soles of your feet when you were kicked, and you couldn't see what was underneath your skirt, would you still not regret it at all?"
"Listening to what you said...it seems that the loss is indeed quite large." I fell into deep thought, and suddenly there was an inexplicable melancholy in my heart like that of Qu Yuan's Lisao.
Yes, logically speaking, that kind of kicking would definitely result in death, but the evil Raphael actually kicked my eyes sideways with the soles of his feet, completely blocking my sight.
As a professional judge and senior fan of King's Way Must Kill, I will give her approach zero points, absolutely zero points!
"Well, a feeling of deep resentment began to well up in my heart, right?"
Seeing someone successfully burning up, Sa Qili added another handful of firewood.
"Resent? Yes, that's right! I feel the resentment burning in my heart. Raphael has gone too far this time! What's wrong with underwear and thighs? Why should they be hidden?" I clenched my fists. , shouted loudly and righteously.
"It seems that I heard something terrible... Anyway, young man, do you want revenge?"
"I want it, no matter what!"
"Very well, young man, I think highly of you. Just take this magic loudspeaker. You're welcome. I'm doing this for the sake of the world, to punish evil and promote good."
"Okay, but what should I do?" Although I was full of fighting spirit, I was still a little confused. I didn't know what the great sage wanted me to do with the magic loudspeaker.
"Idiot, doesn't Raphael like to be pushy? Doesn't he like to dominate the stage? Just compare her with your singing voice!" The Sage gave me a thumbs up.
Boom!
Countless bolts from the blue passed through my mind.
I remember, I finally remembered, my setting as the God of Song, my dream of saving the universe with singing!
I'm sorry, my dream, abandoned you for so long, but now, the real, complete me is back! No more confusion! bring it on!
it's! show! time!
My whole body is filled with inexplicable golden energy, my hair is standing high, and I have transformed into a Super Saiyan. I am about to jump towards the stage, compete with Raphael, and challenge her singing and dancing skills in the name of the God of Song. , vowing to determine the outcome.
At this moment, Sa Qili... no, it was the Prophet Sage who suddenly grabbed my clothes from behind.
"What's wrong?" I turned around with a questioning look. Don't we have to race against time to defeat Raphael now?
"Ahem, young man, although being upright is a good thing, isn't there a saying that a soldier never tires of deceit? Wouldn't it be better if we secretly kill her from behind to catch her off guard and let her experience the suppression of her IQ?"
Rumble, a few more flashes of lightning passed through his mind.
The sage is right. I have always been called a fool. Isn't now the time to prove my IQ?
"I know, how should I do it well?"
"Look, we have prepared a small stage for you over there. You can launch a surprise attack there and nominate it as - the battle of the fall of the singing and dancing queens!!!"
"Oh, oh, just hearing the name makes people's blood boil."
"Of course. If you are asked to go to that stage, you won't be instantly killed by Raphael?"
"I seemed to have heard the sage muttering something just now. Do you have any other instructions?
"Ahem, no more. Why don't you hurry up and head towards the (final) stage of your life?"
"Yes!" I saluted, thinking that since I was going to make a sneak attack, I couldn't just walk over in a big way and go around Demacia first.
I sneaked behind the center stage of the banquet. In an inconspicuous dark corner, there was the secret weapon prepared for me by the Sage.
Hey, what's wrong with everyone?
Standing on the stage that only belongs to me, before I started singing, I subconsciously raised my head and glanced around. I suddenly found that there was no one around. The tables had all been put down like in a gunfight movie, and everyone was hiding. He got behind the table and didn't know what he was doing.
Only Tamoya seemed to be standing there a little confused and at a loss, but she was quickly dragged in by Sa Qili who was hiding behind the table.
These people are so funny, what are they doing? Forget it, you don’t have to worry about the details. Now I just need to sing with my whole heart and soul.
The first song... let’s be a little more lyrical, one, two, three, let’s start! ! !
"Mud~~~~boring~~~~oh~~~~suffering~~~~~~~is~~~~oil~~~too much~~~kidney~~~I~~~~~~~~ Hey~~~~Tired~~~Lust~~~~~How~~~cold~~~~~”
Singing from the soul...ugh.
After singing a beautiful and moving ballad, I moisturized myself and temporarily came back to my senses from the state of my soul. I was about to prepare for the next song when I suddenly found that there was a figure in front of me.
Raphael, half of his face buried in the shadows, with his hair flying in the air like a Medusa.
Behind her, there was Carole, whose eyes were spinning in circles, unable to tell the difference between north, south, east, west, and occasionally looking at me with a look of awe.
"Xiao Xiaowu~~~you..." He slowly raised his head, and in the shadow, Raphael's red pupils, which were more terrifying than the devil, emitted an ominous light and stared at me fiercely.
"Wait... wait, Master Raphael, I have something to say." The magic loudspeaker in my hand fell to the ground with a frightened clang. I stepped back, then turned and ran away.
At this time, I hope that Raphael like this will have something to say, but I am a fool and don’t dare to run away first.
"Death!" Raphael uttered a word coldly from his tightly pursed lips, and then, transformed into a demon, she flew over from behind like a pair of bat wings, and the shadow enveloped me. Inside.
"No---------------!!!"
In the clear night sky of Rogge Camp, the screams of a certain druid echoed for a long time...
October is coming to an end soon, and the results are so-so. Long live the ordinary. I still want to thank everyone for your support... By the way, it's only the 30th, and it's not time to express my feelings. I hope there won't be a tragedy on the last day, huh~~
. . . RS
