Soon, Yilanya was called over by Raphael, who asked her to ask the world's strong and powerful seniors for some guidance and advice on practice and improvement. Thinking that the problem that had been bothering me for several days had finally been solved, I relaxed. I took a breath, felt happy, and began to look forward to tomorrow's training.
Without the fight between the two witches, and with my matter resolved, everyone's conversations became more relaxed and harmonious, and laughter could be heard from time to time. In contrast, the study room was filled with a black and ominous atmosphere. .
I'm so busy, but you guys are chatting casually. It's not fair!
At this moment, Raphael probably felt the resentment I felt before. When this resentment reached its peak, she shouted in the study.
"Sa Qili, you bastard, come in and work with me!"
"Oh, I'm busy." Sa Qili responded with a smile, without turning her head to look at the study.
"If you don't come to help again, I will tell the Magic Guild that [I will leave full responsibility for Spring Plant to Sa Qili]."
"Damn it, I really shouldn't have accepted their request." Sa Qili pressed her temples with a headache, stood up, and turned around to enter the study.
"Ahhh, these bastards bother me over such a trivial matter, I'm going to kill them!"
"Don't be impatient and act like an elder to solve the problem."
"Why do I want to be this elder? How did I become this elder? I want to be free!"
"You have to be very grateful to me, I helped you get a lot of votes, oh hehe~~~"
"Ah!!! Sa Qili, you bastard, I asked why it was me. I had just arrived in the third world not long ago, and I was still less famous than you. No matter how I thought, you should be the one to blame. It turned out that you were the one behind it all." Ghost, I want to expose your ugly tricks to everyone!"
"Don't worry, everyone's general understanding now is that [Elder Raphael must have gone through the back door and got support from Akala], and no one will believe you if you report him."
"Sa Qili, I'm going to kill you!!!"
Raphael's frantic screams came from the study, and we drank tea calmly. We were already used to it.
You two might as well get married.
Half an hour later, we left Rafaelja happily. Of course, except for Sa Qili, she was captured by Rafael to do hard labor. It is estimated that she will not be able to leave until late tonight.
Tulakov was addicted to alcohol. After a few words of provocation, he dragged Shashik to the bar for a drinking fight. Only the five of us were left to walk back.
"By the way, where is Princess Nana?" Arturia asked suddenly. She had been busy improving for King Arthur's test these past few days and almost forgot about it.
"Oh, that guy is okay, he is struggling with his body." I shrugged and said nonchalantly.
Thanks to this guy, my tent was occupied by her, so I had to go to Artoria's place to sleep every night. I was so miserable, so miserable that I could participate in the strongest competition!
"I hope everything goes well." My king nodded and said his sincere blessing.
"Forget it, you guys go first, I'll go check on her condition. I've been neglecting this guy a bit by going to the training ground these days." At the fork in the road, I stopped walking toward the girls and walked to the other side.
"Then please." Although Arturia and Tamoya also wanted to take a look, they were not very familiar with Nana after all, and they could not visit rashly at such a critical moment. As for Amrudina Not to mention Kalue, the two of them had only heard of her name for the first time and had never seen the legendary Horadric princess in person.
"Na...what's that? I'm here to see you." Opening the tent door, I took a look inside with a little guilt, and then walked in quietly.
"Beep beep beep, intruder found, race, monkey, gender, male, age unknown, special skills are getting lost, masochism, showing low IQ." A familiar alarm suddenly came to mind in the room.
"Who, who invaded?" I was shocked and looked around vigilantly.
"Monkey learns latest stunt: playing dumb."
"Asshole, you have to figure out whose room this is!" I got angry.
"I was forced into his room by a man and violently thrown on the bed. I also want to ask who is this criminal?"
"You...you guy, can't you be more cute?"
My teeth were itching with hatred, but I couldn't say "Then leave my room". It was because I was too soft-hearted, and that's why these maids, princesses, etc. were riding on my head one by one.
"In the final analysis, the word cute is just invented by you men to satisfy your own desires and then forced on women."
"Although it may be true, if you can analyze the word cute from this perspective, you really look like an antique-level existence."
"uh-huh."
"I'm not complimenting you, you have nothing to be proud of, you idiot!"
"Tell me, if you don't love your wife, why are you here?" The tone changed, and the Wannian Princess suddenly changed into a serious tone.
"Well... I thought I hadn't been here for a while, so I came over to check on the situation." I turned my head and said with a guilty conscience.
"To take the body of a poor girl who is weak, defenseless and at the mercy of others, forcefully take her back to her room, throw her on the bed and do whatever she wants. This is an act of an animal."
"Not doing anything okay!"
"Indeed, this kind of placement behavior can only be regarded as worse than an animal."
"You...you guy, you're really good at cursing people around the corner. Why, do you want me to do something beastly to you?"
I can't bear it anymore. If I don't teach this Ten Thousand Years Princess a lesson today, I won't become even more arrogant in the future when she truly merges with the agency body.
Saying this, with ill intentions, I stepped closer to the body lying flat on the bed, sleeping peacefully like a sleeping beauty.
How nice it would be if she could be as quiet as this body looks like, a quiet and lovely princess, but she has the attribute of poisonous tongue.
"Monkey, what do you want to do?" The Wannian Princess seemed to be alert. Her sharp words finally inspired the animal nature in me, and the police officer could no longer stop me.
"Don't come any closer, stop, go away!" She yelled loudly, but unfortunately, as she just said, she no longer had the slightest ability to resist at this moment.
In a few blinks of an eye, I had come to the bedside and sat down. I smiled and looked at the beautiful girl lying on the bed maliciously. I reached for my waist... and took out a quill.
"Let me see, where should I start? Anyway, let's take the royal route first, draw some dark circles under the eyes, and then add some cat whiskers." After making a few gestures at this immediately visual face, I started to get serious. Start painting.
I remember when I was in kindergarten, I was praised by the teachers for drawing a two-dimensional beauty* and a big red flower, which was very lifelike, even though the question at that time seemed to be a frog...
"Ahhhhh, you idiot, beast, pervert, pervert!!!" The Horadric Cube suddenly floated into the air without any wind, its sharp horns whizzing towards me.
"Hmph, I'm a man with MAX dodge." While dodging Princess Wannian's attack with ease, I continued to draw on her face. It wasn't until I finished drawing the few cat whiskers that I took back the quill with satisfaction. .
It’s really a masterpiece, and it’s worth it that I looked at Sheriff Black Cat’s face over and over again.
"It's dirty. The beasts and monkeys used strange liquids to make their bodies dirty. It's no longer possible to see people." Princess Wannian huddled in the corner, choking and sobbing.
"..."
I said... could you change the wording, at least remove the four words "strange liquid"?
Seeing the pitiful look of Princess Wannian, I sighed helplessly.
"Okay, okay, I'll just clean it up for you right away. Stop crying."
"I'm not crying. Just wait and see. One day when I'm sleeping to death, a basin of ink falls from the sky. No one can blame me!"
A real threat...
I brought a basin of warm water, put it next to the bed, and carefully wiped Princess Wannian's face. My face felt sore, and this was all caused by myself.
"Wipe it clean, here, and here, be gentle, you clumsy monkey, what should I do if you hurt my face?" As if the sadness just now was all pretended, Princess Wannian suddenly transformed into The slave owner pointed at my movements with a arrogant and arrogant attitude.
Your sister, it was fine when Beansha blasted her head open, so why are you worried about hurting her face?
I rolled my eyes, ignored Princess Wannian's various complaints and requests, quickly wiped the face clean, wrung the towel dry and called it a day.
This is the hand towel that Veras made for me. I should be grateful for wiping your face, do you understand?
"How long will it take to fully integrate with the body?"
"About a month or so."
"So slow?"
"There is no way. The mages involved in the plan are dead. Without them, there would be no way to fuse quickly. If I hadn't been alert and asked them about the fusion method, I might still have nothing to do with this body now. Don't think that we The Horadric clan’s magic is that simple.”
"Yes, yes, I know you are awesome. Anyway, go for it."
"It would be nice if it could be faster."
"Want to go back?" From Princess Wannian's tone, I noticed the hidden feelings of loneliness.
Since sleeping for tens of thousands of years, I have never seen the light of day. There is no familiar person around me. Even the times have completely changed. I finally got to know two friends, Tia and Beja, and now I have to come with me alone. to the third world.
To a certain extent, I can be considered her friend, but I have almost put her on the PLAY these days, so it is normal to feel lonely.
Although I don’t know much about this guy’s character, I can tell that based on what I know about Tia, this guy is usually cruel and venomous, and he often speaks like artificial intelligence and is not approachable. The feeling of favor.
However, probably because she stayed in the ancient tomb for too long, she is actually very afraid of loneliness. She usually sleeps to relieve her loneliness, but now, because she has to fuse her body, she has to be awake all the time. If you don't have people to accompany you, if you're alone, you'll feel lonely and awkward.
After all, excluding the tens of thousands of years, Princess Wannian is just a girl of sixteen or seventeen years old. As a mature adult, how can I care about such a child? Uh-huh-huh.
"I always feel that you were thinking about something very rude just now." Princess Wannian was keenly aware of something.
"It's just your illusion." I coughed a few times as if nothing had happened.
"How about I take a day off tomorrow and take you to the training ground?"
"Put it in the dark inventory?" Princess Wannian said displeasedly.
"Of course not, I will take you out, don't worry."
"Forget it, I don't want to see a monkey squirming around there."
"Really? That's... what a pity, hahaha..." I suddenly remembered the content of my training at this time. If Princess Wannian saw my various armors, would she be ashamed to death?
Fortunately, she refused. What a blessing, a blessing.
"I always feel that your invitation just now is not sincere at all." It seemed that the expression on my face made her notice something again. This sensitive and suspicious princess looked at me suspiciously.
"How is that possible? I'm just worried that your fusion process will be interrupted and an accident will occur."
"Is it really?"
"I swear to God (that's not the case)."
"Forget it, I'm not interested at all anyway. Besides, the fusion process really shouldn't be interrupted." Princess Wannian said calmly while controlling the Horadric Cube and floating it next to the pillow.
"Can I fuse and control the box at the same time?" I asked curiously, looking at the Horadric cube that was jumping up and down that had just chased me.
"As long as it's within the confines of this room, it can still be done."
"..."
"You were just thinking [just put a few more strokes on this face and then escape the room], right?"
"Absolutely not. I'm not a child. How could I do such a thing?" I laughed sarcastically.
"The body and brain are filled with the adult's body, but the IQ is the same as that of a child. Such a guy is the most dangerous, isn't it?"
"You guy, do you really want me to do something to your body?"
"Thank you, Bu Min. I still have a question that I would like to discuss with Monkey." Princess Wannian suddenly took on a serious tone.
"Can you also please call me by my name seriously?"
"What should I call it?"
"Master, master, master, master, master, whatever."
"He is indeed a monkey with a brain full of **."
"..."
"Okay, what do you want to discuss?" I was helpless, this Wannian princess really didn't understand humor at all.
"I want to know, if I merge, can I go back to the first world?"
"Why not?" I was confused. I never thought it would be this kind of question.
"Why, I'm not located in the first world and can't teleport."
"Take it back just like you came... uh."
I also realized the problem.
Now, Princess Wannian is still in a soul state, attached to the Horadric Cube, and can be brought here by me. This method of carrying has passed the safety inspection of the Mage Guild, and it is feasible if the little ghost tries it personally.
But what about after the integration? Things get a little confusing.
After merging with the body of the agency, what kind of existence is the Wannian Princess? Can you stuff it into your inventory at will and fly around with it like a little ghost?
In the end, the most fundamental question is whether this machine body, which is the brainchild of the Horadric clan and is infinitely similar to the human body, will be recognized by the law and treated as an ordinary life of flesh and blood.
It's not a bad thing. If it is, it would be a tragedy, because in this case, I will not be able to bring her back through special methods. She is not located in the first world and cannot use the positioning scroll to go back. She can only stay in the third world. Three worlds.
"Otherwise, just in case, I'll ask Tamoya to send you back now." I thought about it seriously and said.
"Are you sure that way can send me back safely?"
"Well..." She scratched her head in distress. I really couldn't confirm her question.
The positioning scroll has passed the test of the Mage Guild to ensure that the Wannian Princess can be safely brought to the third world. However, it is not necessarily safe to put her on Tamoya and send her back by summoning her. .
"How about I go back? I just want to meet Vilas and the others."
Although doing this would inevitably result in another huge amount of money being ripped off by Old Man Farah, this was for the safety of Princess Wannian, rather than arbitrary waste and abuse.
After looking at me carefully for a while, Princess Wannian finally spoke slowly, her voice a little softer than before: "Forget it, wait a little longer. Anyway, there is still a long time before the fusion is completed, so there is no rush."
"Don't you feel lonely here? When you go back, Tia will be with you."
"Nonsense, I've never been lonely. It's better to say that you, monkey, have made a lot of noise for me every time you come." Princess Wannian snorted arrogantly, unwilling to admit it even to death.
"Yes, yes, I'm really sorry for causing you trouble. Because of this, in order to integrate peacefully, I'd better send you back." I still didn't give up my plan.
"They say you are too long-winded, you stupid monkey. If I go back, won't Tia have no time to do her own things in order to accompany me? I don't want to delay her."
I looked at Princess Wannian for a long time until she felt uncomfortable all over from being stared at.
"What do you want to do? Stare at a weak girl with such lustful eyes. You must not be thinking of anything good, right?"
"I found that you really think about your friends." I ignored Princess Wannian's venomous tongue and said sincerely, Tia really needs time to improve her strength now, otherwise, no matter how talented she is, she will not be able to With the help of soul magic, talents will be buried.
However, Tia is a kind-hearted girl who loves to worry. If Princess Wannian goes back now, knowing that Princess Wannian is afraid of loneliness, she will definitely drop everything to accompany Princess Wannian.
"It's no use even if you try to please me. I won't change my name as a monkey."
"Yes, yes, I really hope you can be a little gentler to me like you were to Tia."
"A monkey that is neither a member of the tribe nor even a kindred creature. It is also a lecherous, beastly, and stupid monkey. It does not need to be treated with gentleness."
"You guy... you are really petty."
"Hmph, hey, die, monkey."
"How about I release the little ghost and [have a chat] with you?"
"Oh~~~I was wrong."
Sure enough, one thing brings down another...
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