Three days later, on the fourth day, I was still fooling around at the training ground.
Why do I have to use the word fooling around to describe myself now? Because... there is no progress at all in training.
The World Power realm is not as good as the Domain realm. In the Domain realm, I can just practice my skills and moves at the training ground, twist my bear’s butt, or fight against Carlos Seatik. In short, as long as I’m tired and sweaty, It's effective, just like exercising.
But this is not the case in the realm of World Power. It is not only the muscles that need to be exercised, but also the brain power. Just like the courses in elementary and junior high schools, self-study is enough and no teaching is needed. But in high school and university, without the guidance of teachers and seniors, Facing increasingly difficult questions, IQ is at a loss.
By the way, Evelina is also the culprit. This bastard must have been lonely for a long time. He hasn’t stopped talking these days. As soon as I transform into a COS... No, what a COSPLAY bear, it’s the Golden Saint Bear. That's right, as soon as I transform into a COSPLAY bear, it will chatter non-stop, scold Fang Qiu, and point mountains and rivers, and its poisonous tongue level will rise steeply.
It must have distracted me. Yes, I have not made any progress now. It is all because of its fault and has nothing to do with my own natural IQ.
I heard the sounds of Arturia and Tamoya's combat training coming from the two nearby training grounds. I felt extremely envious. I also wanted to find someone to practice my skills and give them some pointers, but the power of the world is strong. I asked Raphael about whether he was free when he was free. She shook her head sadly and said that the seniors now have missions and are unable to come over to give me guidance for the time being. She asked me to wait a few more days and be alone first. Playing in the mud at the training ground.
Although I made up the last sentence in my head, I feel like that’s what she meant. Damn it, I will charge this debt to your precious granddaughter Linya. Just wait and see, see how I bully her when I go back, haha Roar!
"I said, Evelina, can't you say something useful?" After groping for a while without a clue, I sat down in frustration, lay on my back, and faced the person who was thrown aside. of salmon kendo.
"What do you want to hear? If it doesn't involve confidentiality, I can tell you mercifully." This junk has an FBI look on its face, as if it contains a lot of secrets.
Although it seems that its secret is really big...
"Teach me how to train and improve now." I show a pragmatic spirit and don't aim too high. Now I just want to solve the training problem.
Evelina: "..."
"Why, I don't know? Didn't you brag about how powerful you were before? Why did you immediately become speechless when you asked a question like this?" Seeing Evelina's silence, I turned on full taunting mode.
"If...an ant asked you for advice on how to increase your strength, you wouldn't be able to answer it, would you?" Evelina said nonchalantly.
"Really? Although asking you this kind of question is indeed ill-considered on my part, but I feel that it is more like asking for advice from a salmon that can only swallow mud in the water."
Seeing Evelina's sarcasm, I was not to be outdone.
"How dare you say such things? It's just an ant stuffed bear that can't even get close to me." Evelina was angry.
"Huh? What did you say? I can't hear you. By the way, there must be something wrong with your mouth. Let me help you fix it." I deliberately raised my bear ears, and then I slapped the salmon sword in my hand with its mouth to the ground. A few snaps, like a few loud slaps on it.
Poor Salmon Sword, in the quarrels between Evelina and I, I don’t know how many times I have been the victim in the past few days.
"It's so sad. Your way of revenge is just like a three-year-old child making trouble."
"I don't want to be said like that by a salty fish sword who doesn't know anything and pretends to be an expert."
Seeing that the argument was about to start again as usual and it was a waste of time, I quickly shouted to stop.
"Forget it, you guy, if you can't help, you have no use value. Just shut up and watch Ben Druid use his great wisdom to solve the problem."
"We'll see, Mr. Smart Druid, stupid fool." Evelina sneered and calmed down, as if she was going to watch the show.
After glaring at it, I came back to my senses and began to think about the few gains I had made in the past few days.
First of all, it’s armoring, it’s armoring, not transformation!
I finally have some idea about the issue of random armoring.
It seems that when you are armored, if you keep thinking about a certain image in your mind, such as Superman, then there is a high probability that you will wear the underwear outside, for fear that others will not know that you are a pervert and have sex on your chest. A piece of yellow shit was left with a big [S] written on it.
In this way, it seems that he has found a way to control armor at will, and he should be overjoyed. However, the fact is cruel and shocking.
Everyone has a rebellious soul in their heart. For example, if you want to erase a certain image from your heart, never think about it. The harder you try to erase it, the more you can’t help but think about it. Everyone Have you ever had such an experience? I'm not boasting. As a senior otaku, my unbridled imagination is not so easy to control.
So, the tragedy remains.
Of course, you can actually control your mind to go blank and not think about anything at all. This is still possible, but in this way, when armoring, you will randomly choose one. As a quasi-tragedy emperor, this What will happen to the random results? It would make me cry if I talk about it too much.
I couldn't find the right training method, so I had to continue practicing armoring, hoping that practice would make perfect, and hoping to find a way to control the changing image.
As the day passed, the light on the training ground flashed countless times. I was as tired as an old dog and staggered away from the training ground.
My body is not tired, but my mind is tired. After hundreds of transformations, more than 80% of them were in women's clothing. Among them, the magical girl's dress appeared in my mind almost every time.
Including Rifan's...
"Nightmare!!!" Holding the salmon sword with tears streaming down my face, I kept pressing my forehead to it, knocking it to death.
"Don't take it out on Salmon, okay? Salmon is innocent. If I want to blame you, I can only blame you for seeing so many weird things." Evelina couldn't stand it anymore and complained again.
"Asshole, as an otaku, if I don't watch cute magical girls, do I still want to watch pornographic male BL?" I angrily raised the coffee table of my soul.
"From a practical point of view, it should indeed be the case." Evelina yawned and said indifferently.
"Would I have known that I was going to travel here and would be bothered by this damn armored disguise, and then decide to watch more beauty series to turn myself into a cool and scummy ragdoll bear?"
"So it's all about fate."
"I don't want to accept this miserable fate!"
"You don't have to accept it. Look, didn't God give you another choice?"
"What?"
"Transformation medicine."
"More tragic in every sense of the word."
"Young man, always think on the bright side and try more. Maybe you can awaken new attributes and enjoy it. You won't want to change back."
"I always feel that when you say "enjoy it", it is full of disgusting malice."
"a ha ha ha."
"Don't worry, if that happens, I will let you experience the pleasure first and insert you into the man's [beep] flower."
"Hmm, let's talk about it if we can do it."
"Just wait and wash your lower body buried in the mud first!"
After cursing with Evelina, they arrived at the teleportation array and returned to Rogge's camp.
I suddenly realized why I took the trouble to argue with Evelina, because in front of her, I don't have to worry about my identity as a time traveler, and I can use lines from the original world to my heart's content and have hearty conversations.
This is something I can't do with anyone else, not even the little ghost who knows me best.
In this world, only Evelina knows my true identity. It even knows me better than me. In front of it, I have almost no secrets to tell, so I don’t have to worry about speaking.
When I arrived at Raphael's tent, I felt as if I was back at home, completely ignoring the people inside. I rummaged through the cabinets for a while, found a cup, poured a glass of water, drank it in big gulps, and then slumped on the table like a caterpillar. I closed my eyes and didn't want to get up.
"What, the practice is not going well?" Raphael, who was dealing with camp affairs in the study, came out and saw me rolling my face on the table, looking like I was dying. He couldn't help but smile softly and sat down opposite. , propped up his elbows, supported his chin, and looked over with a smile.
"How could it go smoothly? I can't find a clue at all." I shook my head and put my face on the table, looking like I was trying my best to beg for comfort.
"Don't rush, don't rush. I have been keeping an eye on you for the past two days. As long as there is a strong person with world power who is free, I will immediately pull him over to be your sparring partner."
"That's what I said, but seeing that Artoria and Tamoa are training in full swing and constantly improving, but I haven't made any progress, how can I feel at ease."
"That's true. If your wife catches you, your reputation as a man and your husband will be at stake."
Raphael seemed to understand my mood, stretched out his little hand and touched my head.
"Master Raphael, I'm very happy that you can understand me, but don't try to add a strange relationship to it. Tamoya and I are not a couple."
"Oh, have you been discovered?"
"As expected, what's the purpose? Are you not going to worry about Linya's feelings at all?"
"Of course not, but what if I worry about it? It can't change any facts."
Raphael took back the soft little hand that was carelessly touching my head, then gently shook his index finger, and said with a click of his tongue.
"The reason I said a few days ago is that the savior theory, don't you really regard those words as a joke? Although it is a bit absurd, it is the fact. In addition, there are more important things One thing, as a woman, I have to remind you, Xiao Wu."
Putting on a slightly serious look, Raphael said seriously: "Do you think, Princess Tamoya, there is any other choice besides you?"
"Why not?" I didn't understand.
"Let me give you an example, Xiao Xiao Wu, don't be angry. For example, when you were sleeping with Xiao Linya in your arms, suddenly, Xiao Linya, who was probably still naked, was summoned by another man and disappeared. How would you feel if it was in your arms and it didn't happen once or twice?"
"This world... just destroy it." I finally understood what Raphael meant, and I started to hold my head in distress.
"So, little Tamoa has no choice at all, unless you are willing to give up on her and promise to never call her again."
"That's not possible." I didn't want to admit defeat, so I muttered stubbornly.
"Even if you agree, little Tamoya may not agree. Don't forget what kind of mood she has in insisting on being your summoning pet. Little Tamoya is not a fool, and women's hearts are not Slowness, to become a man's summoning pet, it takes so much determination and so much shame to endure silently. Even she can endure this. Do you think you can still change her and sever this relationship with her? ?Xiao Xiao Wu, if you really say this in front of her, she might cry. This is no different from ruining a woman's dignity."
"Master Raphael, I can understand what you are saying. Don't worry, I won't do such stupid things. But can you please rephrase it? It sounds like Tamoya did it because she fell in love with me. She made such a decision because she wanted to repay her kindness."
I sighed slightly, Raphael was so cunning. Even if he reminded me seriously as a woman, he would not forget to secretly involve himself in private affairs, trying to confuse my perception, and even reached the point of "Tamoya likes me because he likes me." , she has paid so much for me, I can’t live up to her hypnotic suggestion effect.
Fortunately, I am familiar with the three major delusions in life, otherwise I might really fall into her trap.
"Xiao Xiao Wu is really smart, he is always very smart when he shouldn't be smart." Seeing that I was not fooled, Raphael couldn't help but bite his lips gently, with that slight frown, he was really gorgeous. Make people stare.
"Because I am very confident in my own charm."
"Don't be so modest, little Wu is still very attractive and cute."
"Using the word cute to a man shows that he has nothing else to offer." I said even more hurt.
"I'm serious. If I hadn't been married, maybe I would have been fascinated by Xiao Wu." Seeing my melancholy look, Raphael tried his best to comfort me.
"Ah ha ha……"
"What kind of reaction is this? Am I so unattractive?"
Seeing that I turned from melancholy to a bitter smile, Raphael became unhappy and gently pushed her dark green hair. Suddenly, a light, but long-lasting, intoxicating fragrance loomed. When I inhale it into my nose, it is very similar to Linya's scent, but there are slight differences that I can't explain.
"How about it, no worse than Xiao Linya, hehe." Seeing my subconscious twitching of my nose, Raphael smiled proudly.
"That's what I said, and there's no way to refute it." I raised my head feebly and looked Raphael up and down, feeling a little displeased with her. I'm in so much pain, but you're so happy, so...
"It's just breasts..."
"Boom——!!!"
A slender but very powerful hand pressed down firmly on the back of my head, pressing my head on the table, and my face was sunk deep into the wood.
At this time, should I praise the quality of the table? Even after being subjected to such violence, they are still surviving tenaciously.
"Xiao Xiao Wu, it's time for you to learn to watch your words." Raphael's soft, but threatening voice reached her ears, and she couldn't raise her head to look. I can also imagine the smile on her face now. The scary look of the smiling back turning black.
"Sir Raphael, spare your life, I was wrong!"
I was afraid that if I spoke a word slowly, Raphael would use [Two Hundred and Two Types of Qin Yue Yin], and my head would explode with a bang, so I spoke quickly.
Because I didn’t want to be alone and sad, I wanted to get someone to accompany me, but unexpectedly I found the wrong person. I found the camp witch out of nowhere, and my brain was really burned out.
Having said that, the difference in chest size with Linya's is indeed one of Raphael's taboos. This guy's competitive spirit has burned into his granddaughter. It's so shameful.
"Raphael, you are bullying me again." At this moment, another person walked in outside, and you knew who it was by the sound of his voice.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw my head being pressed on the table by Raphael. Sa Qili stood up and upheld justice, which moved me to tears.
"Oh, my little lover has been bullied, can't you stand it any longer?" The little hand that was about to release its hold on the back of his head suddenly used force again, and Raphael chuckled ambiguously, teasing.
"It's time for you to stop. Be careful that my little brother will hold a grudge when he goes back and inflict the same violence you are doing to him on Linya." Sa Qili raised her eyebrows, strode up, and pulled Raffi away without saying a word. you.
Yes, yes, be careful that I hold a grudge. When I go back, I will return it tenfold to your precious granddaughter... No, wait, am I such a person? Aunt Qili, in your mind, to what extent has my image collapsed?
Although I was saved because of Sa Qili, my heart was broken into countless pieces...
The weather is changing a bit fast. I caught a cold yesterday and had a bad cold, so I can't update. I'll try two updates today. In order to say goodbye to the life of a second emperor...
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