The next day, Raphael and I asked for the best and strongest training ground in Lugoin and planned to start our own training journey.
Having said that, where should I start?
Just as I was turning my brain to speed up the digestion of the breakfast I had just eaten, the sound of fierce fighting came from not far away from the training ground.
I remember Raphael said that the area around here is full of training grounds, and with the familiar atmosphere, it should be Altria and Kaluga. If the two of them engage in combat training, they will be well matched. When you meet a good talent, you meet an opponent. Although Altria's current strength is still inferior to that of Kaluge, because she is an all-rounder, she has no shortcomings that can help defeat her. Colgate wants to win against Altria. , it won’t be that easy.
After a while, the sound of fighting came from another nearby training ground. It was still the familiar smell and familiar people.
Uh... It's Amrudina and Tamoya. When did these two people meet? Did they have an explosive encounter somewhere I don't know?
Just kidding, with the calm personalities of Amrudina and Tamoya, such a thing should not happen. If the two of them get together, they should be able to get along very well. After all, they have similar personalities. Many times They are all serious, simple and amazing girls.
Under my summons, Tamoya has advanced strength in the field, but because of the sudden promotion, she is not yet familiar with this strength. Although she has been honed a lot in the operation to save the Horadric clan, she is still a little bit behind. Heat.
Amrudina is just the opposite. Although she only has the strength of an intermediate level in the field, she is completely step-by-step. Her foundation is extremely solid. The combat training between these two people must also be exciting.
Of course, in terms of overall strength, Tamoya definitely has the upper hand. After all, she is a genius martial emperor girl who can make even the careless Carlos and Seatik struggle. Her talent and fighting instincts are stronger than the Hell Fighting Bear. , which can completely make up for the problem of lack of experience. Amrudina's talent is not bad, but after all, she does not have the abnormal skill of bear spirit fusion that Tamoya learned, and she is still a small level behind in terms of strength. Even with the Dragon Bone Shield If you help each other, you may be at a disadvantage.
Wait, wait, etc., I keep commenting on what other people do, now I should do my own thing and be myself.
He patted his cheeks several times to wake himself up and take a deep breath of fresh air.
It's great to have a good training opponent. I'm a little envious of the four of them. Look at myself, standing alone in the huge training ground. I'm so lonely that even my friends cried.
However, as far as the current situation is concerned, I may still be grateful for this loneliness, because for the next training, it is best to be alone and not to be seen by others. Of course, it is not that I am practicing secretly such as "Magic" Secret special moves such as "Guangguang Killing Cannon" and "Woo Hee Yo Fist" are prepared to be used in the final battle to determine the outcome. The most important thing is to shock the readers and the audience, saying "So this guy has been keeping secrets all this time" This is the trick I have been training for. It has some ideas and a bit of a fortress." I exclaimed.
In fact, I just want to change my body.
Sighing, I looked left and right again to make sure no one was peeping, and then my waist changed, and the power of the world form appeared. KI☆RA likes fish the most.
The lines are a bit shameful, director! ! !
All in all, let’s first resolve the doubts that have been lingering in my mind.
He touched his back and quickly pulled out a huge salmon sword with his short and sharp bear paws.
Fresh, firm, and a little fishy.
Putting the bear's nose on the sword and smelling it, I looked embarrassed. Whose idea was this?
According to normal circumstances, God should take action at this time, right? Who else but God could do such a thing.
So, I had always thought this was the case. It was not until I was on the mission route, in the dead of night, that I assumed the posture of a meditator and sat down to think quietly. Then I felt that there might be more than one suspect in God. From what I knew, Among the guys, there is one guy who may have the ability to do such a thing, and he also has an obvious motive for committing the crime.
I raised the salmon sword in my hand high, facing the rising sun, and then...
He smashed the fish's head against the ground several times. It was worthy of being a training ground in the third world. Even the salmon sword couldn't be easily damaged.
Nodding my head hummingly, I took a deep breath, held the [sword tip] stained with some dust, faced it towards myself, and roared in my heart.
"Asshole Evelina, get out of here quickly!!!"
"Who...it's so early in the morning...and you're not allowed to sleep..." After a while, a response came from the heart. It was a confused voice, as if he had just gotten up in the morning and was still half asleep. Awakening.
"Hey, isn't this a fish-torture maniac? Doing this to a poor salmon early in the morning in the beautiful morning sun is really getting more and more perverted."
"Don't you know very well what I just did? Why are you pretending to be asleep?" Seeing the response, I became even more sad and angry, and gritted my teeth and shot back.
"Realization instructions, what you do with this salmon has nothing to do with me. If you think that I will lower my taste and become a salmon for you to use, then I suggest you give up the treatment. Your brain is no longer cured."
"Ah, I thought so too. If the salmon in my hand turned into a salted fish, it would be even more troublesome and distressing."
"You guy, it seems you still haven't learned any lessons." A sharp light seemed to flash from the corner of Evelina's eyes.
"So, this salmon is indeed your masterpiece?"
I laughed so hard that my whole body turned black. A bear holding a salmon gave off an atmosphere of confrontation with swords and swords. Outsiders would definitely find it baffling.
"Ahem, didn't I say that?"
Seeing how angry I was, Evelina was happy and proud that her conspiracy had succeeded. She deliberately coughed a few times to hide her smile and pretend to be serious.
"I don't remember having any strange agreement with you."
"This has nothing to do with the agreement. As I said, when you reach the realm of world power, you will be able to communicate with me more conveniently and proactively. Of course, it also depends on my mood. Hahaha, I finally don't have to worry about you. It’s such a pleasure to have this idiot invade my territory again and not be able to drive him away.”
Evelina laughed exaggeratedly, appearing extremely happy.
"Do you think I am willing? I don't want to see you, a guy like you who is half buried in the earth with your head and tail exposed!"
"Isn't that just right?" Evelina said with a smile.
"It just so happens that we don't need to see each other anymore, so let's communicate in this way through this salmon. I am really a genius, a genius with unparalleled creativity."
"In other words, you have actually admitted that you are a salmon, right." After a long silence, I suddenly said.
These words were like a pointed finger pointing directly at Evelina's weak point, causing her laughter to be silenced.
This guy, bent on teasing me, did not hesitate to use some means to get this salmon sword, but he forgot that since we have to communicate through the salmon sword in the future, then I will naturally regard the salmon sword as it.
This is really a sad thing. I called it Salty Fish Sword Salty Fish Sword before, just to tease this guy, but I didn’t take it seriously. I didn’t expect it to get angry and jump into the salt jar by itself. I really turned myself into a salted fish.
As a result, this guy was in a tragedy, and so was I. Would this idiot, with his brain in his head, only do such stupid things that hurt others and not benefit himself?
"Hey...that's long! The salmon sword is just a medium of communication."
Look, this guy is panicking. Sure enough, his IQ is a flaw, so why not treat it?
"Okay, let me give you an analogy. For example, I am on the road now, holding a lively salmon in my hand, and talking to it. Think about it, what other people would think like this, or would they think normally, ah, this guy actually When talking to a salmon, I will still think wittyly, I am lying in a big trough, God, he can actually use salmon as a medium to talk to someone in another world through it, it is really amazing!"
Evelina fell silent.
"So, let's turn this thing into something else. It's still too late." Seeing that Evelina already knew the consequences, I spoke earnestly, just like tirelessly talking about my mother's affairs in front of a filial prisoner, hoping that the other party could change his past. , turn around and find the shore.
"I admit that I did make a mistake and got myself involved." After a long time, Evelina's voice came, with deep regret.
"So, it's not too late to change now, isn't it? We are still good friends." I struck while the iron was hot.
"..."
"Your silence makes me feel bad."
"I'm very happy that your sixth sense worked for the first time."
"You...you bastard..."
"It's too late. It's too late now. Even I can't change what has become reality. Give up and let's be a couple of idiots chatting friendly as a bear and a salmon on the street."
"I don't want to give up my life, you bastard!!!" I angrily threw the salmon sword to the ground, held my head and screamed, this must be a dream, a nightmare.
"Actually, you just need to pay a little bit of moral integrity for this..."
"My moral integrity has been overstretched until ten years later, you bastard!"
"Isn't this great? Ten years later, he is a good man again."
"Do you mean that I will live an unruly and unmanly life in these ten years?"
"Why don't you take this opportunity to change your appearance? I know you have such a thing as a transformation pill, and you can become a tall and graceful big sister. Forget the shameful past, welcome a new (abnormal) life with a new attitude, and regain your senses." How is your moral integrity?"
"You guy...how dare you peek into my life!"
"No, I have no interest in your life. I just took a peek at your inventory. You are indeed a pervert. You can carry this medicine with you without hesitation. In this case, why should you care about your appearance and appearance? What about this salmon? I think with your current level of perversion, you won’t care about this at all. Could it be that you hit a subtle point of shame?”
"It's so noisy to have one pervert at a time. What do you know? Do you think I want to bring these strange gadgets? Let me tell you, I have never used them on my own initiative!"
I think I have to explain something. It’s fine if anyone misunderstands me. But I don’t like being misunderstood by this salty fish sword with an unknown lower body. It’s like a fool who knows he is a fool, but he doesn’t want a mentally retarded person to laugh at him. Like a fool.
"Didn't I say it? I'm not interested at all in your corrupt and perverted life, such as turning into a woman and doing shameless things with your wife, and forcing your daughter to call her mother. There's no need for that. Explain something to me.”
"You've already made wild guesses in detail before you lost interest, you bastard! You're the one who's thinking about some unethical and strange things, right? You've overdrawn your moral integrity for a hundred years more than me, right?"
"Calm down, put the transformation medicine thing aside for now, and solve the important things first."
"Who was the first person to mention the transformation medicine? Who is it!!!"
"I think you can accept the setting of the transformation medicine. Why can't you let go of just salmon and transformation? It's not good to be too cautious and care about everything."
"It seems you haven't learned your lesson at all."
With a sullen look on my face, I lit a bonfire and grilled the salmon sword on it.
Damn it, it actually smells like grilled fish!
Boss, please give me some more soy sauce and ginger!
"Really plan to eat?" Evelina asked curiously.
"What do you think?" I glanced at him.
"Actually, I'm also curious about whether I can eat it."
"What kind of expression should I make when a salmon says to me, "I'm curious if I can eat it, why don't you give it a try?"
"Just eat and see. Again, I am not a salmon. I am a sword with status, dignity and taste."
"Okay, from now on you will be called Salmon Sword."
"I found that you really don't understand human language at all."
"Why does a bear have to understand what salmon says? Does the two need any communication? Mr. Salmon will say to the bear gently after being captured - I am laying eggs now, and my body is fat and tender. It is a good time to eat. , it’s better to eat from scratch first.”
After cooking for more than an hour, this huge salmon was grilled, exuding a burst of fragrance.
I bite!
ah!
tasty.
Taking an angry bite, I froze.
It's actually edible.
"I said, is it really okay to eat it?"
"It's probably no problem. It's set up to be able to recover itself."
"What do you mean, he is really an irresponsible guy. Please be careful when doing it."
"Anyway, just keep eating. You've already taken a bite anyway."
"..."
After a while, I chewed the salmon sword until only a pair of fish bones were left, just like the fish bone sword that appeared in my hand when I fought with Horasan.
"It's strange. After eating such a big fish, why don't I feel full?" I asked with confusion as I touched my belly.
"What about other feelings besides fullness?" Evelina asked curiously. As the initiator, she also wanted to know what her whim invention could do.
"There seems to be a force coming up."
"[Ah! Ah! The power of my Evil Eye Demon King is about to spurt out from between my buttocks]?"
"I'm already past the age of second grade, bastard! And why is the power of the Evil Eye Demon King spurting out from between the buttocks? It always makes people think of strange things. There can't be such a boring and perverted thing from ancient times to the present. How about the second grade of middle school!"
I think Evelina is really perverted out of boredom, and has no sense of moral integrity out of loneliness.
"Isn't it a good feeling to be the first person in ancient and modern times?"
"Fuck your sister, the number one person in ancient and modern times!"
I became angry and sat up from the ground. At this moment, the power that came from eating the salmon sword suddenly burst out and turned into rays of light that enveloped my whole body.
Oh...oh...that strange...subtle feeling...here it comes again! Ah...ah...I can't help it anymore...I have to...have to...transform!
Dirt! ! !
Roaring angrily, I suppressed the light all over my body.
"What a pity, we could have transformed obviously." Evelina sighed with gloating regret.
"Transform into your sister, that one is armored, armored!" I became angry and found a new term to define the incident just now.
"It seems that the situation is very clear. When you eat salmon, the power of the salmon itself is integrated into your body. Then it changes in this way, just like the strange clothes that appeared on you last time."
"That's called the Saiyan First Generation Battle Suit!" I corrected dissatisfiedly, looking at the fishbone sword in my hand with some frustration.
I see, eating the Salmon Sword is like directly merging with the Salmon Sword and transforming into the Saiyan battle suit that I had when I fought with Horazon. Doesn't this make no sense?
Oh, no, one more thing, at least it can satisfy your mouth, the taste of salmon sword... to be honest, it's quite good.
Look what stupid things I have done. This is all I did in one morning.
Thinking of wasting a lot of time, I OTZ fell to the ground and cried silently.
This bastard salted fish sword is really my lifelong nemesis. It can easily lead me into the world of complaints.
"However, after committing the unforgivable crime, you still have a trace of conscience that has not been wiped out. At least you look good after the armor." I said with half sarcasm.
I still really like the Saiyan battle suit. The fish bone sword that turns into armor is at least much more refreshing than holding a hard fresh salmon.
So, from now on, I just need to armor it regularly.
"What are you talking about?" Evelina asked a little confused, as if to say, have I really done anything conscientious?
This reaction made me feel bad.
"Actually, your transformation...well, it's armor. Armor is okay. As for armor, I remember that the original setting was [randomly transform into a dress in your memory]. Specifically, You can’t tell what it will become, but I hope you haven’t seen any strange dressing up or transformation..."
I:"……"
This world might as well be destroyed...
. . . (To be continued.
