"Hey, Master Raphael, aren't you done yet?"
After coming back, I had a good meal according to my previous wish, and after a good sleep, I woke up and wondered where the others had gone. When I came to the Mage Guild, I saw Raphael at the first sight, slumped and rolling on the table. Face, moaning intermittently.
Boss Raphael, are you here to act cute?
"It's Xiao Wu." Raphael raised his head and looked at me with tears in his eyes, his eyes filled with crystal water. He said that he felt wronged as much as he felt wronged.
Could it be that you were too busy crying? Not only was he busy with the Horadric tribe, but he couldn't rest after returning. He had to temporarily settle all the Horadric people without stopping, and he had to discuss with Tyne what to do next and where to give these Horadric tribes. A long-term living space for the Radik people.
I'm afraid Raphael was busy all day long while I was asleep.
But as far as I know, this Princess of the Hundred Tribes is a strong woman type. Like Artoria, she never gets tired, which is very strange now.
"I finished my busy work, an hour ago." The child-like Raphael choked with sobs as he wiped the corners of his wet eyes.
"Then it's a full hour of crying?" I was shocked. How wronged it was. I might as well resign and let Sa Qili do the job. I just felt like she was too free recently, and she always came to tease me when she was free.
"Then...that's about right." Raphael nodded with a whimper.
"Sorry, if you're so busy, why don't you wake us up to help." I felt a little apologetic. Although because of Raphael's previous default behavior, we had already made up our minds to avoid rabbits and hawks, but we would be really tired like this. , we will not really ignore death, especially me, who is also an elder of the alliance, and I have the same responsibility.
"So...busy? What is Xiao Wu talking about? Why can't I understand? Did I misunderstand something?" The sentence just now seemed to perfectly bring together two parallel conversations, Raphael It finally dawned on me that the two of them were not talking about the same thing at all.
"I'm not lying here because I feel aggrieved because I'm too busy... Ahem, did I mean sad?" I looked at her puzzled. Could it be that I had misunderstood.
"Of course not. Xiao Xiao Wu, it's really rude to try to figure out a lady's heart without permission. How could I be so aggrieved and cry here because of such a trivial matter?"
"Yes...really? Ahaha...Sorry, sorry, it seems I misunderstood. So what is it that makes you so sad, Master Raphael? You might as well tell me, maybe I can help." Seeing Raphael puffing up his little mouth and showing an angry look, I quickly changed the topic.
"After I finished my work, I thought of those Horadrics who were still in the desert." Raphael's eyes became a little moister as he thought about them with a look of reminiscence.
"The more I think about it, the sadder I feel. Wuwuwu, we have suffered a big loss."
"You must explain clearly what is going on and why I am so sad." I couldn't laugh or cry. Although Elder Layton's decision was indeed sad and respectful, it wouldn't make me sad like this. .
"Because...because...you see, those are all excellent scholars and mages. It would be great if they could come together. Our strength will be strengthened. I think of seeing so many talents left behind." In that desert, the more I think about it, the sadder I feel." Like a child who can't get candy, Raphael complained to me.
"Haven't most of the Horadric people already come over? With them joining the alliance, we should be satisfied." I could only coax this princess of hundreds of tribes gently like a child.
"There is absolutely no way to be satisfied. Although the Horadric people who came here also have many powerful scholars and mages, there are also a dozen or so powerful ones who stayed in the desert, especially Elder Leighton, who is a powerful man at the level of world power. .”
"Hey, Elder Leiton is a world power level expert?" The person who said these words was not me, but Sa Qili and the others. I don't know when they also came over.
"Yeah, don't you know?" Raphael looked at us strangely, as if to say, after spending so many days together, he didn't even know the strength of the other party. It's too inferior.
"I don't know, do you know?" Everyone looked at each other with confusion on their faces.
It turns out that I'm not the only one who didn't notice it, even the experienced Sa Qili and the others did the same. This only shows that Layton's power aura has been restrained very well. Also, Raphael is also an extremely scary guy. Time Guilt learned about Layton's strength and that among the Horadrics left behind, several were academically talented.
Maybe, the princess of the Hundred Tribes has now figured out the background of the tens of thousands of Horadric people, how many are geniuses, how many are knowledgeable, how many are strong... It's scary to think about it, she and Ah Kara is the same. Whenever it comes to the alliance, talents and development, amazing energy will burst out.
"There are three or four who are strong in the field, and about five mages and scholars..." Raphael counted them one by one, and the more he counted, the sadder he became. Tears almost burst out of his eyes, and with a cry of grief, he threw himself on me.
"Wow, little Wu, I'm so sad, so many talented people are missing."
"Be good, don't cry." I stiffly pulled the corner of my mouth and looked at Sa Qili asking for help. She shrugged her shoulders, showing a helpless gesture, as if to say, at this time, just let Raphael be willful. She is also doing it for the good of the alliance.
No wonder she was willing to risk the danger to give the locating gem to Layton. I thought she was being emotional. It turns out that she already knew the importance of Layton and those old people, and they were just fishing for big fish with long hooks.
Old foxes are all a group of old foxes.
I sighed in my heart, stretched out my hand helplessly, and touched my head like I usually do with my daughters.
"Hurry up, record this scene, and title it [Elders of the Alliance Return to Youth, Princesses of Hundreds of Clans Beg for Comfort]. You can use it to threaten Raphael in the future." Sa Qili whispered to Tulakov in a low voice.
Hey hey hey, the mud is simmering! ! !
"If you dare to record it, I will make a hundred copies of the image of you bathing and sleeping to death in the bathtub, and finally sinking without realizing it." Raphael raised his head from his arms, looked at Sa Qili, and his eyes flashed. Sharp light.
"Ah——!!! You bastard, didn't you say it has been destroyed?" Sa Qili suddenly screamed with her face flushed.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but, they can't help but swallow their saliva.
"What are you imagining! You perverts! One finger of aging!!!"
As soon as a few signs of aging were pointed out, there was a lot of people lying on the ground, and the sound of coughing and wailing like an old man could be heard everywhere.
"Why is the newcomer brother okay?" Tulakov never forgets his brother after suffering. Seeing that I am still standing and not being persecuted by the aging finger, he can't help but feel sad and angry.
Very good, Uncle Tulakov, I remember you.
"I didn't hear anything just now, right?" Sa Qili gave me a threatening look.
"Yes, yes, I didn't see anything." Seeing the fate of several grown men, I nodded quickly, fearing that I would be too late. I'm too lazy to think about Rakoff's performance.
"Besides, my little brother only has pseudo-domain strength when he hasn't transformed. The power of the aging finger is a bit greater for him." Sa Qili found another valid reason.
"It turns out there are advantages to being weak!" The men who fell to the ground regretted and cried bitterly.
"That's not fair!"
"That's right, stop making excuses to hide your preference for eating young grass. Sa Qili, take off the mask of disguise and show your true self. We won't laugh at you. At most, we will only chat with you in the bar. Let someone else tell you."
With a few "puff-plop-puff" sounds, a few corpses of small animals such as mice were thrown to the ground by the smiling Sa Qili.
I was still curious about what Sa Qili wanted to do, but Tulakov and the others seemed to already know something, and their faces turned blue.
"No! Don't do this! Sa Qili! Sister Sa Qili! Her Royal Highness Queen Sa Qili! We didn't say anything! It's all Tulakov's big mouth!" Shashik and the others struggled desperately and kept rolling on the ground. Trying to stay away from Sa Qili, her frightened look was like meeting the Four Demon Kings.
"It's useless to say it." A cold light flashed through her beautiful eyes with a smile, and several animal corpses were summoned into skeletons. Sa Qili clicked on the skeletons, and then, these loyal little things were filled with... The big man who was rolling on the ground was dragged out. Thanks to the finger of aging, they didn't even have the strength to struggle.
Oh, I remembered.
Seeing Sa Qili's gentle gesture, it looked very familiar, and I finally remembered, wasn't that the combined skill attack she once showed me in the palace prison? I remember that Tulakov angrily said with a victim's face that this move was as famous as Sa Qili's aging finger. It left a shadow in the hearts of many adventurers and created Sa Qili's reputation as a witch. In recent years, I have restrained myself and stopped using this trick. It is time to frequently use the Aging Finger, which has a [lesser] impact.
I can roughly guess who has used the Peeping Aging Finger on me the most. Back then, when Sa Qili was still using combo skills to explode, who was hurt the most. Needless to say, it was definitely Tulakov, which left a shadow in my heart. An adventurer, he must be one.
Now, because of Tulakov's big talk, he finally forced the Explosive Witch to come back to the world. Shashik and the others also suffered. How could he be so miserable? It is estimated that if these people If he could still survive, Tulakov would have been tortured by Shashik. He really deserved it.
Not long after, I heard several violent explosions. Among the explosions, there were faintly familiar screams. I silently made a sign of a cross on my chest.
Infinite Heavenly Lord, I wish you all to become Buddhas as soon as possible.
Looking back, Sa Qili's eyes were still full of danger, and she glared at Raphael who looked innocent: "The consequences of violating the agreement are very serious. Elder, you must be mentally prepared."
"What are the consequences?" Raphael asked innocently with a tendency to commit suicide.
"How about I make a hundred copies of the last time I slept naked and drooled and rolled off the bed?" Sa Qili showed an extremely enchanting and terrifying smile.
This time it was Raphael's turn to change his expression.
"Sa Qili, you bastard, didn't you promise to destroy it?"
"Hmph, I've known for a long time that a villain like you would do this, so I kept a defensive hand, and it really came in handy." Sa Qili snorted proudly.
"It's the other way around. It should be because I knew you, a villain, would break the contract, so I held back."
"Ah? What are you talking about? If you have the ability, go out to the camp and inquire. When did I, Sa Qili, stop keeping my word?"
"I, Raphael, keep my word."
"Bah, bah, bah, I was still defaulting on my debt yesterday. It's not too late to say this after I give you the task reward."
"You weren't last time..."
Seeing the two witches quarreling again, I silently took a few steps back and wiped the cold sweat from my forehead.
Don't make trouble, you two, aren't you afraid of the police?
After arguing for a long time, the two witches seemed to realize that this would not solve any problem, so they decided to destroy it together. After making a strong oath, they took out the image crystal at the same time.
"Wait, I still can't trust you."
"I can't trust you either."
The two of them stared at each other eagerly, and suddenly thought of a certain druid standing aside watching the show.
"Xiao Xiao Wu, come here."
"Brother, do me a favor."
As he said that, two small hands were handed over at the same time, and each of them thrust a sparkling crystal into my hand domineeringly.
Looking at the two crystals, I swallowed hard.
One is a naked sleeping statue of Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Hundred Tribes, and the other is a bathing picture of the camp witch. Both are beautiful beauties. A man must not be able to resist such temptations.
I was considering the possibility of running away with the crystal at this time. After some precise calculations in my brain, I came up with the answer of zero, which made me feel frustrated.
"Brother, it's not impossible if you want to see it."
My expression seemed to be caught by the other party. I saw Sa Qili winking at me and lightly tapping her red and gorgeous lips. There was a mature charm that drove men crazy, but with a hint of youthful shyness. The temperament rushes towards you.
"It's just that after reading it, you have to take responsibility. My requirements are not high. As long as you abandon your baby Linya, I will promise you anything."
Although she wanted to pretend to be a mature, coquettish and charming royal sister, the faint blush on Sa Qili's face had already betrayed her.
"Look, teasing others makes you blush first. This is what an old maid can do." Raphael muttered softly from the side. Fortunately, Sa Qili was busy [seducing] me and didn't seem to listen. Come, otherwise you shouldn’t get angry on the spot.
"Then forget it." I shook my head repeatedly. Do you want me to abandon Linya? There are no doors.
"What are you talking about? I'm not as good as Linya in any way, please tell me, little brother." Sa Qili stepped forward reluctantly and came closer to my eyes.
I took a closer look and saw that this pretty face that was close to my eyes, still delicate and beautiful after being magnified in my eyes, was not much inferior to Raphael's.
In other words, it is definitely not inferior to Linya.
Because of this, it's a bit difficult to deal with. You have to find an absolute reason that Sa Qili can't refute.
After thinking about it, I looked at Sa Qili seriously.
"If I have to give you the decisive reason, it's that Linya's breasts are bigger than yours."
"Brother, you bastard!" I was greeted by Sa Qili's fist with grief and anger. Before she fell to the ground, I heard Raphael's hearty laughter. She seemed to feel that her baby granddaughter only had breasts that didn't look like hers. In fact, she didn't. Not a bad thing.
Finally, under the supervision of the two witches, I used a little force with my hands to crush the image crystal, and the matter finally came to an end.
"I did something stupid to waste time with Sa Qili again. Where did I talk about just now?" Raphael collapsed on the table bored, tilted his head, and recalled.
"By the way, you are a talent from the Horadric tribe!" She exclaimed and blinked continuously, her eyes showing signs of moisture and mist again.
"You guys are really stubborn." Seeing Raphael's appearance, Sa Qili seemed to be used to it.
"Think of the good in everything, think of the good."
"I don't want to be lectured by the silly and optimistic Sa Qili. If you are asked to manage the alliance, the alliance will definitely turn into a circus organization within three days." Raphael curled his lips ungratefully.
"You bastard, who are you calling a stupid optimist?" Sa Qili rubbed her hands angrily.
"Actually, if you think about it on the bright side, don't we have one more master? This master is completely worthy of the dozen or so."
There was a voice behind me, and when I looked back, it turned out that it was Tulakov who was destined to die and caused trouble for thousands of years. It was just Uncle Tulakov, why are you so dark? Did you go to learn RAP with your African uncle? And why is that braid that sticks up to the sky so damned? Is it a new hairstyle done at the barber shop at the entrance of the village?
Look at Shahik, Simba, and Daga, all of them are like this. It seems that they can form a new African rural style killing mat wash, cut and blow rap foursome. The level of comedy must be first-rate.
"Who are you talking about? You are probably talking about yourself." Raphael looked up and down at the charred Tulakov, with a subtle expression on his lips.
That expression clearly said: Boss, give me a cheap version of Layton, and I will exchange it for a thousand limited edition luxury version of Tulakov.
Tulakov, who had just been struck by aging and exploded by a combination, suffered new wounds in his heart after his body was injured...
It’s the last day for double monthly passes, so I shamelessly ask for a monthly pass. RS
