In a remote corner of Lugaoyin City, I held my waist with one hand and the wall with the other, like an old man who suddenly lost his waist while walking on the street, and screamed in pain.
How did Beansa develop her strength? It's even more insane than a barbarian. I'm as strong as a bear, with a big waist with eight-pack abs. Being hugged by her, it felt like I was wearing a waist skirt. Seems to have lost a whole circle of weight.
Glancing at Biansha's slender and white arms, I felt that this was not scientific at all, let alone magic. Could it be that my little junior sister was actually a giant dragon?
Such tragedies cannot happen again. No, I am still teaching my junior sister tirelessly, hoping that she will repent.
"Beansa, it's wrong to attack someone from behind, you know?"
"I understand, senior brother." Beansa nodded charmingly while licking the honey on her fingers.
"Then how should I greet senior brother from behind in the future?"
"Just something normal will be fine, like a pat on the shoulder or something like that."
"Is that so?" Beansa licked her fingers clean, looked at her little hands blankly, and then patted my back gently.
"boom--!!!"
"..."
A certain druid, whose body made the word "no" and embedded deeply into the wall, silently shed two lines of tears.
"Biansha, you idiot did it on purpose, right?" Pulling out my body from the wall, I turned my head and roared.
"Because Beansa is very happy to see senior brother. He can't help but feel excited and energetic."
Beansa clenched her little fists and looked at me with bright black eyes, excited and aggrieved, as if she was a puppy that had been sitting at the door for three days, finally looking forward to its owner coming home.
Seeing Biansha like this, I lost all temper and just kept stroking her black hair.
"Ah!" Suddenly, Beansa clapped his palms and seemed to remember something.
"No, the teacher said you can't trust others casually." As she said this, the idiot junior sister slapped the hand on her head away.
I rolled my eyes, that old man had really made Beansa suspicious.
"Can't you even believe me?"
"No, no, I just want to prove it."
"prove?"
"Yes, show me the evidence that you are Beansa's senior brother."
"Evidence? What evidence?"
"Passed Beansa's test." As if he had hit the mark, Beansa narrowed his eyes into a (》_《) shape, gestured with his hands in great joy, and pointed at me.
"Test?" I was stunned for a moment, then smiled.
"You've made so many excuses, just because you want to play games with me, right?"
"That's right, let's play games together, play games with senior brother." Long Live Beansa cheered.
"Well, since you sincerely plead, then I will satisfy you."
As soon as I finished speaking, the atmosphere between Beansa and I suddenly became dangerous. She suddenly jumped back and opened a few meters away from me. Then, we began to move sideways step by step carefully and solemnly. Without looking away from each other for a moment, they circled in circles.
"First of all, Beansa poses a question, take the challenge!" Beansa held his mouth with his hands in a shouting posture of "You are all idiots".
"Listen, on the first day, senior brother gave Beiansha six jars of honey. On the second day, senior brother gave Beiansha four jars of honey. On the third day, senior brother gave Beiansha eight jars of honey. Ask, now Beiansha How many jars of honey are there in total?"
"Hmph, it's too easy!" Grandpa Mao told me since I was a child that we should despise the enemy strategically and attach importance to the enemy tactically.
So, although I said disdain, I actually quickly started counting on my ten fingers.
There were six altars on the first day, and four altars on the second day. Oops...it was beyond the calculation range of ten fingers. You, Beansa, have really sinister intentions.
But it’s not a problem for me. Now I will tell you why I am a senior brother and you can only be a junior sister.
With a sneer, I put up two thumbs up.
That's right, now I'm going to treat these two thumbs as 5, so that the fingers are enough.
Adding up the first and second days... I calculated that it was exactly ten jars, which means exactly two thumbs.
I straightened my two thumbs first.
Then the third day is the Eight Altars.
I stretched out my fingers one by one and counted, one jar, two jars, three jars...
When the eight altars are counted, all the fingers are straightened.
Huh, I've seen the ending.
I pushed the bridge of my nose deeply, and my wise and cold gaze was reflected from the lens (imagination).
Look at the ten straight fingers, here represent the ten altars, and don’t forget, there was another ten altar just now, these two thumbs...um...this...that...ah...eh?
I:"……"
Ahem, it should be... No, there is absolutely no miscalculation. Ten altars plus another ten altars are exactly twenty altars! ! !
"I know the answer!" Transformed into the reversal of the math emperor, I pointed straight at Beansa, even if you are my junior sister, I will not show mercy today.
"The answer is...twenty..."
No, wait! ! !
Suddenly, I was shaken all over, and my juniors were instantly soaked in cold sweat.
No, this is a trap! ! !
"Hmph, Beansa, I have to say, you are very smart, and you almost deceived me, senior brother." After seeing through Beansa's trick, I clicked my tongue and raised my index finger. It's a pity, it's just a little bit close, you still lose. .
Under Beansa's shocked and disbelieving gaze, I put away all ten fingers and raised my head to the sky with a hearty roar: "It's zero, there's not even a jar left, right, because Beansa has eaten up all the honey." !”
"Wha...what? Beansha took a full ten days to think about the difficult problem, but...it was easily seen through. As expected of senior brother." Beansha staggered back a few steps and leaned against the wall, feeling frustrated and helpless. He squatted down.
"What, Beansa, are you ready to admit defeat?" I stood in front of Beansa, like her life mentor, and yelled loudly.
Beansa stood up with a strong look in his eyes: "Beansa, we haven't lost yet. Beansa will never give up until the last moment."
"Yes, that's it. This is my junior sister." I took Beiansha's little hand and led her to run on the beach under the sunset, pursuing her dreams.
Great, halftime is over and the battle begins!
It was my turn to jump back and keep a few meters away from Beansara. I lowered my body, raised my hands into fists on my face, and kept throwing jabs. My feet kept jumping and moving at high speed. Like a boxer wondering.
"Take the move, Beansa, tell me the question. On the first day, Beansa gave me eight jars of honey. On the second day, Beansa gave me four jars of honey. On the third day, Beansa gave me again. I have six jars of honey, how many jars of honey do I have now!"
"This kind of problem can't trouble Beansa!"
He put his hands on his hips with great momentum and gave a majestic shout. Beansa quickly carried it over and started counting on his fingers.
After a while, which probably took twice as long as it took me, Biansha turned around confidently, and his petite nose kept humming proudly.
"It seems that you have come up with the answer, so tell me." I was unmoved, because Beansa is a fool, and the more confident she is, the worse she loses.
"It's too simple. Beansa has already calculated it. It's twenty altars. It's twenty altars, right? Senior brother simply used the question I just asked intact, but just reversed the three-day number. That’s all.”
"It's amazing. I didn't expect you to discover this." I clapped and exclaimed.
"Uh-huh, hahahaha, because Biansha is a genius."
"But it's a pity that although you noticed the flaw, the answer is wrong."
"Wha...what?" Beansa's proud expression immediately stiffened.
"Yeah, it's a pity. Think about it, is there still honey in the honey jar that passed through Beansa's hands? So the honey jars Beansa gave me were all empty. The answer is - zero. !!!"
"No...impossible, Beansa actually lost to me." Staggering back, and finally sitting on the ground, Beansa murmured with a pale face, as if he had received a huge and painful blow, and whispered unwillingly. Choked up.
Hum hum hum, this is called treating others the way they are treated. I laughed deeply for a few times. Maybe, from now on, I should change my name to Murong Fan. What is the slogan? By the way, it's "Murong Fan outside Gusu City, singing to the passenger ship in the middle of the night. When he comes out with this sentence, he is definitely charming and suave, and can scare the shit out of the enemy."
"Beansa lost." After a while, my stupid junior sister finally seemed to accept the fact of losing, patted her butt and stood up.
"As expected of my senior brother, Beiansha is heartily convinced."
"Hmm, that's why I can be your senior brother."
"Senior brother."
"Junior sister."
Like long-lost brothers and sisters, we called each other and staged a touching and tearful embrace.
"Senior brother, Beansha misses you so much. It's not interesting to be alone." Beansha threw herself into my arms and kept nuzzling me, acting as coquettishly as possible.
"Thank you for your hard work, old man Gallen, why did you leave you alone here again?" I hugged Beansha sadly and said bitterly.
"Well, the teacher said there are a few last things to find and asked me to stay here and wait for him."
"Thank you for your hard work." I couldn't bear to sigh. It has been nearly a year since I left the third world last time. In other words, Beansha is very likely to be placed in the PLAY by the current man with leg hair here in Lu Gaoyin. It took almost a year.
Beansa, who was simple-minded and helpless, was able to survive alone without starving to death or being abducted. It can really be regarded as a miracle.
"Don't worry, Beansha. Now that I'm here, senior brother, I won't let you suffer alone anymore. I will definitely take good care of you."
"Senior brother~~~" Beansha hugged me excitedly and rubbed my face.
but……
I suddenly remembered this mission and frowned.
Oops, I still have to save the Horadric clan. I can't put such an important thing aside just to take care of Beansa.
What should we do? We just told Beansa to take good care of her. Are we going to break our promise and leave her alone immediately?
After much deliberation, I couldn't think of a way to get the best of both worlds. I could only bite the bullet and plan to explain it clearly to Beansa later, hoping that she would understand my difficulty.
But now is not the time. I can’t let Biansha think that I am someone who breaks my promise in the blink of an eye. Let’s talk about something else first.
Thinking of this, I started to change the subject and asked other questions: "Biansha, where have you been living these days? That bastard, old man Galen, won't let you live on the street and eat in the open air."
Thinking about the place where the two of them lived in an abandoned hotel when we were in the camp, I thought it was very possible that the hairy-legged fairy didn't know how to take care of children.
"Sitting in the open air? Beansa doesn't understand." Beansa tilted his head with a cute and confused look on his face.
I almost forgot that the slightly more difficult word Beansa couldn't understand, so I changed my way of saying it: "Where does Beansa sleep these days?"
Not knowing how to explain it, Beansha thought for a while and said simply: "Beansha takes senior brother."
"good."
So, holding my hand, Beansa ran on the bustling streets again, without any regard for the crowd in front of him. But strangely, Beansa ran seemingly aimlessly, but did not knock down anyone, or even knock down anyone. I could feel that I didn't even touch the corners of passers-by's clothes, and none of these passers-by's eyes fell on our conspicuous senior brother and sister, as if they regarded us as nothing.
It's strange, really strange. It's impossible to do this kind of thing. Even the most agile little fox can't do it to this extent, because many times, the gap in front is just a little bit, unless we It can be shrunk dozens of times so that it can pass through without touching passers-by.
But Biansha did it, and it gave me an amazing feeling.
It seems that we are still on the street, but in fact we are already in another world, a parallel world that is exactly the same as what we see in front of us. Therefore, we cannot meet passers-by from another world, and passers-by cannot see anything from another world. us.
This wonderful feeling only lasted for a short moment. When I came back to my senses, Beansa had already led me away from those busy places, and while running around, I gradually moved closer to a huge building.
Wait...wait a minute, the place where you guys live...shouldn't be there, right?
I was shocked because the place Beansa took me to was actually the royal palace, the Lugaoin Palace.
Beansa nodded, took me around to the back of the palace, and suddenly jumped high. In a few jumps, he actually brought me to the roof of the palace building. Because it is an Arab-style building, the roof is very wide, and there are The top of the tower is shaped like a chestnut.
Beansa led me straight to the top of one of the towers. A door had been artificially opened here. When I walked in, it was a large, empty warehouse. There were traces of a bonfire in the middle of the room, and on both sides there were There is a luxurious big bed in each room.
With the muddle-headed lifestyle of the guy with Hairy Legs, he would never bother to go out of his way to get such two luxurious beds, so I can totally imagine that he got these two beds directly from the palace under his feet. .
I think it is necessary to inform Raphael to give this hairy-legged fairy a wanted warrant now, so as not to affect the friendship between our alliance and the people of the Western Kingdom.
Beansha came to a bed in the corner and sat down, bouncing on the soft mattress playfully: "Beansha, I have always slept here. Teacher, since he let Beansha live here, he left. , only came back twice.”
As he spoke, Beansa lowered his head and showed a lonely expression again.
"Don't worry, senior brother is here and I will never abandon you again." I came to Beansha, held her in my arms and comforted her.
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, he remembered that he still had a mission, and he couldn't help but become more entangled. After saying so many words to comfort her, how should he say this later?
Beansa didn't see the embarrassed expression on my face. He buried his head in his arms with peace of mind and took a deep breath: "Brother, sleep here too, with Beansa."
"Aha... Well, ahem, by the way, isn't it already noon? Has Beansa had lunch?" I laughed bitterly and changed the subject.
"Senior Brother said that, I am indeed a little hungry." After getting out of my arms, Beansa jumped out of bed and ran to a corner. Only then did I realize that there were a lot of jars piled there. After a cursory look, it turned out that There were hundreds of them, and the rich and sweet smell of honey filled the entire warehouse, making the air smell a little sweet and nauseating.
This silly junior sister really doesn’t get tired of eating honey.
After a while, Beansa came back excitedly holding an unopened jar.
"Speaking of which, Beansa, where did you get this honey?" I was a little worried, so I asked just to be on the safe side.
"Yeah, I brought it from the store." Beansa responded while sipping greedily and opening the jar.
"Did you give money?"
"What is money?"
I:"……"
Later, I'd better go and find out which store has lost a lot of honey recently, so I can make up for it. It's not just one jar or two jars. Those stores will go bankrupt with Beansa's method.
When Biansha opened the jar of honey, she touched her body again, and suddenly, like magic, several pieces of bread appeared in her hand.
Seeing these breads, my face changed drastically.
Isn’t this the 100% Lugoin specialty that is famous far and wide and makes people jealous, with the seafood bread known as the “freshest in the mainland”?
There will be another chapter in the early morning. Tomorrow is Friday and I have to go to work normally. In order to complete the 10 million word goal by the end of the month, Xiaoqi is going all out. Don’t let Xiaoqi down~~~(To be continued
