What's going on? I have some ominous premonitions. First it's the leader and the colonel's fast food restaurant Colosseum, and then there's the transvestite's magic show. These are scenes I don't want to encounter.
Could it be that...this road is full of ups and downs?
I glanced left and right, and I saw Xilusi and Aikelu holding my arms with a smile, talking and laughing. At this time, I really couldn't say "This road is very dangerous, let's change the direction." .
As a daughter-controller, at this time, even if I have to go through fire and water, I still have to keep going. Come on, the enemy in front!
"Hey, isn't this Brother Wu? Come here, come here, and join our Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team." The three people in front kept posing in front of the crowd and thought they were cool, but in fact, the audience regarded it as a shameful PLAY performance and watched. The trio, one of them waved desperately at me.
"Goth Orangutan, remember to come to dinner with Sister Lina tonight, and then..."
"Then what?" Director Orangutan looked at me stupidly and innocently.
"Then fly to the end of the sky for me!"
A Pegasus Meteor Fist blasted out, and the three figures were blown away to a distant place by me like tops, turning into a starlight in the sky and disappearing, accompanied by the classic "What a disgusting feeling".
Hum, another obstacle has been successfully solved, let’s move on.
High-energy reaction ahead!
After taking a few steps, the countless hairs on my forehead started beeping.
"This way!"
I hissed, and quickly pulled Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu to hide in the alley next to them, sticking half of my head out to look around.
Sure enough, after a while, three familiar voices appeared not far away.
Lardoug and Goff were all hanging around, chatting and laughing loudly like devils entering the village. Especially Doug, with his loud voice, he was a big killer in the bar. Once he opened fire with all his strength, the whole bar was almost Only his voice was left, and what was even more hateful was that this guy could keep spraying saliva for several hours. It is estimated that the Hydralisk would sigh in shame and cover his face in tears when he saw it. And go.
Do you know why Tualatin’s short winter melon named the fake artifact he made after Doug’s saliva horn? He is really famous for his loud voice.
However, this guy also knows that his voice is the target of ridicule, and he will not usually fire with all his strength to cause public anger. If others don't tell him, just his two [dear brothers] may be the first to give him Beaten.
Even so, he still spoke loudly, so that Lal and Goff had to raise their voices in response. Thanks to this, I could hear their conversation clearly while hiding in the alley here. .
"What's the matter? There's no one at Wu Xiaozi's house. Didn't he come back last night?"
"People don't, but dogs do. That golden retriever pug, don't let me meet it next time." Someone seemed to have suffered a little loss from the dead dog and said angrily.
"Forget it, I originally wanted to go to the bar with him, but now I have to leave this kid behind. Hum, he is not that lucky."
"Boss Lal, you just want to drag Mr. Wu into the water and let him help you lie to Sister Lisa." Doug said angrily. What this big mouth likes to do most is to expose other people's crimes. short.
"Nonsense, am I afraid of Lisa? When have I ever gone to a bar without being upright?" Lar couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
"It's a dignified kneeling on the washboard."
"Gefu, do you also want to betray me? Have you forgotten how beautiful the time we lived and died together was?!"
"Who pushed me to the attack point of the giant hammer Death's tentacles last time? It made my butt hurt all day long." The honest Gefu cast a cold look at the captain.
oh oh? These guys have quietly broken through the demon fortress and reached the Harrogas area code? Why don't you come, these three bastards?
I listened from a distance, and was stunned for a moment, thinking from the bottom of my heart happily.
The Giant Hammer Death is Harrogath's characteristic monster. It is the kind of monster with thorns on its back. When its two arms are thrust into the ground, two tentacles will protrude from a short distance to attack adventurers.
It would be very bad if you were pricked in the butt by the tentacles protruding from this monster. Remember me...cough cough cough cough! ! !
I remember that when I first came to the Dark Continent and met Lal and the others, their level was only eleven or two. At that time, the scrolls to return to the city were still very precious. They were reluctant to use them, so they ran back to the camp all the way. Thanks to this, they Only then could I be picked up when I fell on the grassland, and only then could there be a story behind the unscrupulous fool Prince Elder Druid Wu Fan.
Now, eleven years have passed.
I remember that when I first met them, they were just rookies in the camp who had been practicing for about two years. Adding these eleven years, the total is... Gu~~ forty years?
Ahem, numbers don't matter. All in all, judging from the speed at which ordinary adventurers clear an area in four or five years, their speed is already pretty good. What's even more commendable is that they used to be a team of three, and Other adventure teams are mainly composed of four or five people.
Even though there are only one or two more people, there seems to be not much difference. Let me give you an analogy. For example, if the combat effectiveness of all adventurers is set to 5, the combat effectiveness of an adventure team of four will be 50% stronger than that of a three-person team. Above, a five-person adventure team is more than 50% stronger than a four-person adventure team.
In addition to the law that one plus one is greater than two, an adventure team with more people means that the team may have richer occupations and be able to use more tactical methods. These are all manifestations of strength.
And what about Team Lal? Not only are there only three people, but also in terms of profession, they are a paladin and two barbarians. They are a combination with well-developed limbs and a simple mind. They are powerful in melee physics, but have almost zero output in long-range and magic. Team, such team training is very dangerous, because once you encounter a monster that restrains melee combat, there will be nothing you can do, such as electric beetles.
However, with such a trio, they were able to forcefully break into the Kurast area. They didn't hire mercenaries until they almost reached the model workers and couldn't go any further. Such foolishness made people raise their eyebrows. Thumb, and in fact, although these three guys are as good as kittens in front of Aunt Lisa, outside, no matter where they go, they are regarded as the most elite adventure team. The other adventurers are not fools, so they can naturally I can see that it was not easy for them to get through this journey.
Ahem, the topic has gone off the rails. Now is not the time to discuss the strength of Lal's team. Let's continue listening.
Poor Geoff, who had his anus exploded by the giant hammer Death, was somehow fooled by Lal during the short time I was distracted. He calmed down and stopped pursuing the responsibility. The topic of the three of them also returned to waiting. Will go to the bar.
"I said, let's arrange the confession first, and when Lisa asks about it later when we go back, we can have an explanation, don't you think?"
A moment ago, she claimed to be the head of the family, Aunt Lisa or something like that. She was majestic in front of others, but behind others she was as obedient as a kitten. As long as he snorted softly, she would immediately stop what she was doing and pour it for him. The wine beat him on the back, but the next moment, Lal shamelessly gave in.
"Sister-in-law Lisa is scolding you, not us, so why are we colluding with you to confess?" Doug picked his nose, looking like a dead Taoist friend rather than a poor Taoist.
"Don't forget that you are also accomplices. With Lisa's methods, do you think she can spare you?" Lal shouted loudly and pointed his hand, as if he was saying something upright.
"In that case, it will be enough for Gefu and I to make an arrangement."
"Don't be like this, aren't we brothers?"
When Lal heard this, he immediately became scared again. Strict control of the wife is a tragedy. Like me, humming, as long as I lightly hook my finger, Vilas's little dog will run over quickly, leaving me alone. The bully's face was red and his ears were red, and he was extremely docile.
Of course, you have to be careful about how things can turn against each other and let her enter the frying pan mode... I really had to be cowardly at that time.
The Lal trio had another round of fussing, and it was nothing more than an argument over trivial matters such as who should pay. In the end, Lal lost. It seemed that they had taken advantage of the opportunity to blackmail them several times, and they looked like they had beaten a cock. , murmuring something like [If I had known what to say, I would have gone and found Mr. Wu, so long as he got him drunk, I wouldn’t have to pay for the drink].
Oh, Huo, get me drunk?
I threw away the memory crystal in my hand that had just recorded all the conversations between Lal and San Tiaozi, and stared at the retreating figures of the three of them with a malicious look on my face.
Since these guys are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust.
No, Xilusi and Aikolu are still around, and I can't let them learn bad things.
After coughing a few times, I quickly put away the memory crystal and continued walking forward with them.
After walking a short distance, the princesses suddenly stopped, stood on tiptoes and looked around, as if they were looking for something, and then pointed over there and said excitedly to me.
"Dad, dad, look, it's right there."
"Oh?" I responded, turned on the titanium alloy dog eye function and looked straight away.
Did my dear girls choose this direction just to show me what is in front of me?
Looking from a distance, I saw two stages being set up and the audience crowding around in circles. They were much more popular than those weird shows by Rickenhams and the transvestite Fini.
This is nonsense, this is the real performance, those are all evil ways.
I nodded my head hummingly and continued to use the useful Aleus to open the way, and walked all the way to one of the stages, which was a pure natural forest stage surrounded by flowers and living trees.
Oh oh oh, this is...
On the stage, I saw a group of elegant and beautiful elves dancing gracefully. The graceful postures were uniform and uniform, just like a dance performed by one person. It fascinated people and made them sigh. They were indeed worthy of the artistic race. Levels are just different.
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