Rogge camp, the station area of the Horadric tribe, Diya's residence, a simple and simple yet girly room, the curtains are tightly closed in broad daylight, and the dim air is filled with a pink allure. The human breath and the charming gasping sound continued.
Although I think so, the so-called ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.
It was definitely Tia's room, but the curtains were wide open, and bright light shone in, making the inside bright and grand. There were also sounds, but they were not nosebleed gasps, but the clear laughter of girls.
I:"……"
Tia: "..."
With a helpless and guilty attitude as if we were about to do something good but was almost knocked over by someone, Tia and I sat side by side on the chairs, glanced at each other, looked at the front, and both sighed inaudibly. One breath.
Opposite us, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Elf Tribe, that Beja girl, was lying facelessly on Dia's bed, holding a book that seemed to be very interesting, reading it, and bursting into laughter from time to time. The raised slender legs were kicking and swinging in the air, looking very happy.
She should not regard herself as the master of the room. This rude little girl is still a princess.
The other princess, the ancient Princess Horadric, was still possessed by the microwave oven and was placed beside the bedside by Beya. She seemed to be reading the book with Beya through some unknown means, but this guy was... She is much more reserved. Even when she smiles, her smile is very elegant and subtle. Unlike Beiya, she doesn't dance like a princess, she is clearly just a little girl.
By the way, now is not the time to introduce the situation.
I glanced at the disappointed Tia and cast a comforting look at her. Anyway, there are still days to come, so don’t rush for a while.
Tia seemed to accept her fate, sighed, and returned a pitiful expression, then her eyes fell on the bed.
"Beya, didn't you say you wanted to go out with Nana?"
"Ah, that's what happened." Beja replied casually without thinking while reading a book, smiling.
"But you see, the sun is so fierce today. It's easy to get tanned by running outside, and it's not fun, so I came back."
I glanced out the window. Is the sun very hot today? Not quite, but after all, it's late autumn now, how hot can it be?
"Come back...do you mean come back to me?" Tia laughed troubledly. Does this elf princess really regard this place as her home? Although Tia doesn't mind, at the critical moment Sometimes...for example, today, I am very concerned about it.
"Of course, there's no one to play with me. Besides, do you want to leave Nana at my place for the night?" Beya finally looked away from the book, turned around, glanced at Tia, and asked indifferently. road.
For some reason, I always feel that Beja's eyes are not as innocent as usual, silly and cute, a bit unpredictable and scheming.
When did this elf princess become a thief? This is unscientific. In this way, wouldn't it mean that only me and Gott were idiots in Rogge's camp, and even the idiots, the Three Musketeers, couldn't combine together?
Desperate! I feel hopeless in a world where the supporting character's IQ can fluctuate up and down and change freely, but the protagonist can always be a fool and a mortal! ! !
"Although that's what I said..." Tia opened her mouth, but had nothing to say.
I was really too careless at the time, and I didn't expect that things would go so smoothly, so I didn't make too detailed a plan at the beginning. I just found some excuses to get rid of Nana and Beya, which led to the current result. It's strange. No one else.
"Besides, Tia, you suddenly separated me and Nana. It's very suspicious." After a pause, Beya, who had been exuding a harmless aura, suddenly lit up his sword.
"In other words, it's catching someone raping..."
The upright, or in other words, ancient Princess Horadric, who didn't know how to read people's words, named the subject straightforwardly, but Beja covered her with a quilt in a panic, interrupting her words.
"Just now...what was Nana talking about?" Tia was still immersed in regret and did not hear clearly what was being said.
"Ahem, cough, cough, I'm talking about [drawing lots]." Beiya coughed a few times, rolled her clear and bright eyes, and blurted out.
"Draw lots?"
"Yes, it's a lottery. Because the weather is too hot, so I came back and prepared to play the lottery game with Tia."
I turned my back and burst into laughter. This stupid princess, I really don’t know whether to say whether her brain is spinning fast or slow.
"A lottery game?" Tia still didn't understand, obviously she had never heard of it before.
"Yes, yes, that is a new game just invented by His Highness. In short, we draw lots. One of the lots is the king, and the other lots are the number 123. The person who draws the king can order a certain number to go. What to do, or let a certain number do something to a certain number, of course, the king doesn’t know who the person numbered by this number is, how about that, it’s very interesting.”
Isn't this the game of kings? I told you last time when I was in the elves, you were stealing, you were stealing my creativity, right? !
I was angry. I didn’t expect that this druid had copied countless people. He could be called a little copycat prince. In the end, when he wanted to wash his hands in a golden basin, he was copied by others.
"It sounds very interesting." Tia had already resigned herself to her fate, knowing that there would be no chance of being alone with Fanfan today. Her cheerful, optimistic and energetic personality was immediately revealed, and her attention turned to the King's Game.
"Right? Why don't you give it a try?" Beya put down the book and also jumped for joy.
"It doesn't matter to me..." The ancient Princess Horadric said nonchalantly that she could play with you little girls.
"Rejected." I refused immediately.
"Why? Fanfan wants to play together too." Although being alone is not possible, Tia still wants to stay with her sweetheart for a while longer.
"Idiot Wu always doesn't fit in with the crowd. Sooner or later he will be abandoned by the sheep and eaten by the hungry wolves passing by."
Little girl Beya raised her eyebrows, as if I had done something outrageous. Speaking of which, where did she learn this stupid metaphor? Her IQ is really worrying. After a short period of doubling her intelligence, did this idiot princess fall back to the normal level?
"Listen to me, you plagiarism fool..."
"Who, who, who...who is the plagiarism idiot? It's you. It's obviously idiot Wu who likes to plagiarize others the most!"
When Beiya heard this, her face suddenly turned red, haha, you must be panicking, you actually dare to copycat in front of me, the founder and king of copycats, you are asking for death, girl.
"In short, this game needs more people to play it to be interesting. I just want to say this."
"Yes...really? It seems quite reasonable. It's rare that idiot Wu also said something reasonable. Okay, I'll go find someone right now."
Under the words of me, the founder [authority], the silly girl Beiya couldn't find any excuse to refute, so she just wanted to get out of bed and go out to find someone to play with.
"Forget it, wait until I come back and play again." I quickly stopped, then looked back at Tia and whispered.
"Remember, this king's game can easily make people lose their moral integrity. Never play it with men."
"Well, I understand, Fanfan, I only play with Fanfan." Tia nodded and looked at me with a slightly red face.
What a good child. If Beja and the ancient Horadric princess were not present, I would have to reward her with another deep kiss.
"Ah, you two are flirting again in the blink of an eye. You are so shameless!"
As soon as Beya turned her head, she saw me and Diya biting our ears. She couldn't bear it and ran over angrily, sat down between me and Diya, and stared at us from left to right.
"Fanfan, what did you mean when you said you would play again after you come back? Are you leaving the camp again?" Tia sat up straight as if nothing had happened, then changed the subject and asked.
"Ahem, yes, I have to leave for a while."
"Why, God's Birthday is about to start tomorrow, don't you want to play together?" Beiya looked at me in shock, as if I didn't participate in God's Birthday with her, and how terrible it would be to play together on God's Birthday. things.
"I'll be back before God's birthday. Tell me why I have to play with you, a little girl."
"If you don't want to play, you won't play. Huh, His Highness doesn't care about you." When Beiya heard that I would rush back, her shocked look softened slightly, and then she said angrily.
"Where is Fanfan going at such a short time? Did Grandma Akara give me a new mission?" Tia intercepted me halfway when I was returning from Akara's tent, so it was easy to guess that I had gone there before. to Akara.
"A new mission? You can put it this way, but it's not very appropriate. I proposed it on my own initiative."
"Eh?!" "Eh?!" "Eh?!"
"Hey, hey, why are you so surprised? Is it surprising that I offered to do something? In your eyes, do I just like to be a lazy person?"
Facing three consecutive surprised sighs from the opposite side, I protested one after another.
"Correction, it's not laziness, it's hopelessness."
"Be careful your body turns into an octopus, you bastard!" Facing the poisonous tongue of the ancient Princess Horadric, I cursed angrily.
"You don't call this a curse, do you call it a threat? Do you really get so much fun and satisfaction from playing with the fragile body and mind of a girl wantonly?"
"Don't make it sound like I'm a pervert, I just want to play with your body and mind!!!"
"That's a perversion."
"Don't be angry, both of you. What kind of mission is it? It's really curious that Fanfan would take the initiative to ask for help." Seeing the tense atmosphere between the two of us, Linya quickly smoothed things over.
"Hmph, I won't care about such a puppet princess." I hummed softly, crossed my legs, and explained proudly.
"I have discussed it with Grandma Akara and plan to use these two months to raise the level before the birthday of the god. How about raising it from level 58 to level 60 in one go? , it’s pretty good.”
"Eh?!" "Eh?!"
This time, there were two surprised exclamations.
I don’t know how serious it is, I must be shocked, huh, to be honest, I admire myself very much.
"Fanfan...are you only at level 58 now?" Dia asked after being stunned for a long time.
"Why, didn't I tell you?"
"No." Princess Horadric shook her head quickly.
"I...I thought Fanfan was already at level 60 or 70."
"Hahaha, how is that possible? People like me." I laughed. After I finished laughing, I realized something was wrong. What does "people like me" mean? What's wrong with people like me? Isn't it bad anymore? Do you even have to deny yourself?
"Puff puff puff... Oh my god, idiot Wu is only level 58. It's so funny and pitiful. He deserves to be the biggest idiot in the world." After Beiya was stunned, she was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Is it rude to be at level fifty-eight?!"
"It's not rude, it's very rude." She smiled and wiped her tears. She stood up, raised her head and chest in front of me, blocked her flat chest from my sight, and pointed at me proudly. .
"Just wait and see, His Highness will soon be able to surpass Wu Wu."
"You'd better surpass Tia first." I curled my lips disdainfully, looked away from the opponent's poor chest, and added a fatal blow.
"I'm talking about breasts."
"You... you you you... you pervert! What a pervert!!" Suddenly, Her Royal Highness the Elf Princess, who is stupid and has little breasts, pointed at me and stared at me with tears in her eyes. .
"What's wrong with having small breasts? There are so many big breasts like Tia's, but this is the scarce resource!"
"Oh, really? Then ask another person present." I was noncommittal and turned my head to look at the ancient Horadric Princess.
"Speaking of... the cube... ahem, that... Nana, what size was it when you were alive?"
If it were a normal girl, I would never ask so straightforwardly, but this guy, because he has stayed in the ancient tomb for tens of thousands of years, he has forgotten many normal things, such as not being able to read words and emotions. Occasionally, she would say words that were extremely unruly and would make even the pornographic maid feel inferior.
"Pervert." Princess Diamond glared at me coldly.
I:"……"
At the critical moment, this guy is full of shame. Could it be that he was just pretending before? It's too scary, the princesses nowadays are too scary, all of them are acting emperors.
"No need to ask, Nana is of course the same as me, we are partners, right." I was about to end this boring topic, but Beiya was unwilling and insisted on forming a clique to keep her small breasts free. No longer alone.
The ancient Princess Horadric fell silent, and she must have been in a difficult situation.
Nodding, the girl's heart won't allow it, shaking her head, Beiya is too pitiful.
"Probably... I can't remember clearly what happened 30,000 years ago." After a while, she answered ambiguously.
"I knew it was like this, long live, long live, Nana, we will be best partners from now on." Beya looked very happy.
Nana, you'd better pray you don't get your puppet body back.
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