I felt a little sorry for Carlos, bullying an honest man like this. Fortunately, at the critical moment, the central figure in the topic just discussed came.
"Fanfan~~~" Full of energy, lively and lovely Tia, wearing a wild animal skin tube top and shorts, appeared at the door, waving to me desperately, as if old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years suddenly reunited.
He obviously had enough fun and left last night.
"Good afternoon. It's time for Dia to come to have some food~~" Seeing my eyes falling on her, the cute and cute Princess Horadric immediately bowed, her face full of seriousness.
Look, it’s also a meal, why can Tia be so cute? Ah, I really want to hold Tia and rub her at this moment.
I glanced at Seattle Ke with contempt, and waved to Tia with a smile.
As expected, the arrogant and savage elf princess Beya did not fall behind and walked out from behind Tia.
"Hmph, I just came here to see Lilith. I don't want to see idiot Wu. It's best to let His Highness go out so as not to be an eyesore." He folded his arms, hugging his flat chest, and said with a sweet moan.
"Hey, hey, it's better to see whose home this is before you say this, okay?" I rolled my eyes, too lazy to argue with this little girl.
"The visit of the three princesses is a great thing." Horadric Cube, who was held in Dia's arms, made an emotionless tone, oh oh oh, the wild Princess Cube appeared, Master Ball, where is my Master Ball? !
"I'm really embarrassed that your noble princess shines brightly on so many disciples." I twitched the corner of my mouth.
"If you know, please hurry up and perform the nine-kowtow ceremony to welcome him."
"Look, as I said, this guy is not cute at all and has a vicious mouth." I pointed at Princess Diamond and said to Carlos Seatik.
"The monkey's standard of judgment is incomprehensible and unreasonable."
"You are the one who is unreasonable, you bastard!"
"Negotiation is not possible. Preliminary judgment is that there is a language barrier. Human predictions cannot be understood by monkeys."
"What are you talking about? Do you want to fight? Ah? Do you really want to fight? Have you seen the big biceps? Me? Although I don't have them, this barbarian warrior has them. I'm going to give him a special look today. Call us to help, if you’re scared, hurry up and cry and beg for mercy, little girl!”
"Warning, warning, the monkey is showing strong hostility, which is suspected to be violent behavior in the early stage of pregnancy. To prevent it from attacking and harming humans, it is recommended to use cutting methods on it immediately."
"I, Tang Sanzang, will cut you monster into pieces first! Without the protection of the monkey, I can kill ten of you!"
"Stupid monkey."
"Asshole! This is the complete body of a teacher! Hidden in the wide cassock, are there any domineering muscles all over the body? Is there any general who can bounce away a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers with one shock of his chest muscles! Auntie Big! Holy robe, cover your master!!!"
"Monkeys' language is getting harder and harder to understand. Monkeys who can't communicate should be humanely destroyed."
Looking at the fight between one person and one square, Carlos and Seattle looked at each other and shrugged helplessly.
It seems that Junior Brother Wu did come back with a little trouble.
Soon, the pretty cooks at home prepared a sumptuous lunch. The monk, who was fighting the two fairies Beja and Princess Diamond at the same time, decided to take a break and fill his stomach first.
In the blink of an eye, two days passed.
Early in the morning, our whole family had finished washing and getting ready, and after having a quick breakfast, we gathered at the door of our house dressed in experienced clothes.
"Ahem." As the only male present and the head of the family, I stood up and walked around with my hands behind my back. Facing the beautiful girls in front of me, I coughed several times and became serious. .
"Do you know what we got up early in the morning for?"
"Dad, Dad, we know, it's for experience." Xilusi Aikelu raised her hands together, and Xiao Heitan, standing at the back of the crowd, also nodded inconspicuously.
"Well, very good. It seems that you have already realized it. Now, I announce that the Wu Family Training Group is officially setting off!"
With an order, nearly ten people rushed toward the teleportation array.
Wait, let me count them first.
There are me, Vilas, Sarah, Linya, Princess Sanwu, the pornographic maid, Sirus Ecolu, Xiao Heitan, and Lena, Hilmanya, and Claudia.
The next three people were there to see us off. Originally, Hilmanya also wanted to go with us. I thought about it. With the dirty maid, an unreliable strong person, and sufficient manpower, I decided to let her stay in the camp with Crow. Let's protect Lena with Tia.
After all, Hilmanya does not belong to the Wu family. With her by my side, I have to worry about my image as a prince of the elves (does it really exist?), and I am too embarrassed to make out with the girls.
There is also Kajiel. Although she wants to go with us, it is still too reluctant for the little angel who has to sleep for more than ten hours a day. It is impossible to run around with Kajiel all day long.
So at the end of the discussion, with Carlos looking at me with joy and gratitude, I decided to leave Kajie behind... and leave it to Lena to take care of her.
Well……
The same goes for the little mermaid Elijah. She stayed at home and asked Lena to take good care of her. Kajiel couldn't even take her with her, let alone the fish tank.
Then, we have to talk about a certain uninvited guest. The golden retriever swung its butt coquettishly and followed us as if it was going to go too.
I said, are we going to walk the dog now?
But there is no way, as long as the distance is not too far, this dead dog seems to be able to teleport to me at any time, and I can't get rid of it even if I want to. In this regard, I can only set off the coffee table in my heart.
Let's just eat the dog meat on the first night of practice.
Speaking of eating...
On the way, I quietly walked up to Willas and asked curiously at her crystal pink ears that turned red due to my approach.
"Vilas, didn't you say you would prepare dry food? Why haven't you seen any movement in the past few days?"
Yes, it’s so strange. When the time to start the training was just decided, all the girls were full of energy. Under the leadership of Vilas, they rushed into the kitchen with a vigorous momentum of women’s army, as if they were going to be a domineering girl. The huge pancake with a diameter of 100 meters seemed to provide the dry food needed for the entire experience.
As a result, the thunder was loud and the raindrops were light. In the next few days, there was no movement. If there was anything unusual, it was that I spent more time shopping in the market.
"It's a secret~~" The shy and cute little dog seemed to be proud of my question. He temporarily forgot about his shyness. He turned around, smiled delicately and tenderly, and shook his beautiful white jade at me. index finger.
"Sarah, I know you are the most well-behaved and obedient, just tell me." Vilas failed to make a breakthrough, so I turned to the most beautiful girl in the Dark Continent, the lovely angel Lolita Sarah.
"No...that's not possible. We have agreed to give Big Brother a surprise." Sarah turned her head away in embarrassment, not daring to look directly into my eyes.
"Little Jasmine~~~" I shouted to Princess Sanwu next to me in a tone that was so intimate that even I got goosebumps when I heard it.
When our eyes met, her big bright yellow eyes were shining with bright and dazzling colors like glass, but they were as emotionless as a doll. After taking a look at me, she continued to lower her head and read her book.
Hey, hey, hey, don’t read while walking, you maid!
"Young man, do you want to know the truth?" I was lightly tapped on the shoulder. When I turned around, I saw that it was the pornographic maid who appeared sneakily behind me in the form of a suspicious uncle selling plates.
"What do you mean?" I suddenly became alert.
"Just try the effect of this expired bottle of birth control pills..." She pulled out a bottle of birth control pills from her sleeve that seemed to be fine.
"You're welcome." I refused immediately.
After dealing with this contraceptive maid a lot, I have figured out some of the rules.
That is, generally speaking, if the expired contraceptive pills she took out had dangerous signs such as skulls on them, it would not be a big problem to take them, just like the pills she took a few days ago.
However, if she takes out a bottle of expired contraceptive pills that looks like nothing wrong with it and seems like nothing will happen if she takes it, then she needs to wake up. All the way to the west gate exit of Rogge Camp, Lena, Claudia, and Hilmanya stopped.
"Lena, let's go." Turning back, taking a few steps forward, I hugged Lena gently and reluctantly said goodbye in her ear.
"Go, brother, I have no problem." Lena in her arms took a deep breath and rubbed her face.
"real?"
"real."
"If you say that, brother, I'm a little sad too." I made a sad face. If Lena said there was any problem, I would be worried, but if Lena said there was no problem, my brother seemed to be particularly troubled. There is a sense of presence.
"Brother is such an idiot." Lena cooed slightly, stretched out her little hand to gently caress my cheek, and said intermittently in a small voice.
"Hasn't it been...replenished in the past few days? The power of sister...so...there is no problem..."
Thinking about the past few days, Lena quietly pulled her into her room almost every night, and did things with her to replenish her sister's power. I couldn't help but subconsciously lick my lips with nostalgia, as if there was still something special about Lena on them. Youxiang, then got embarrassed.
"You little girl." I glared helplessly at Lena, who was smiling playfully. I lowered my head and kissed her tender cheek tenderly.
"gone."
"Well, brother, I will miss you every day, all the time." Lena kissed back.
"If this is the case, wouldn't Grandma Akara want to punish you again for not studying hard?" I blinked and asked with a smile.
"Even if that's the case...it doesn't matter."
Looking at Lena's quiet and firm eyes, my heart warmed. I kissed her again and touched her head before turning around and striding to catch up with the team that was already walking in front.
The two escorts stood behind and vaguely heard some replies. Claudia looked at this scene like a big sister and smiled warmly, while Hilmanya shrugged weakly. Shrugging, thinking to myself, these two unfaithful brothers and sisters...
Although it is unethical, the warmth revealed in it is really enviable.
…
"This is our first stop, the Blood Wilderness. You have heard it introduced by the instructors before, but..."
Halfway through, I used the spirit of an experienced person and introduced the upcoming training area to Xilusi Aikolu and Xiao Heitan. The other girls looked at the side and pursed their lips and snickered, thinking about them back then. When he was brought out for training for the first time, the situation seemed to be the same. It was like coming from the same place, which made people miss him.
As we encounter fewer and fewer patrol soldiers, we gradually begin to enter the area where monsters roam. Maybe we will suddenly see a few hard-skinned hedgehogs jumping out of the jungle, throwing us a few needles, or squealing at us. The screaming Sinking Demon rushed over from a distance with a small knife, or a few rotting corpses, walking back and forth in circles with stiff and slow steps doing nothing.
As the first stop for a rookie adventurer, there are only a few types of monsters in the Blood Wilderness, and they are sparsely distributed. There will never be a large group at once, giving newcomers enough room to deal with them.
As for why this happened, we have to thank the soldiers who worked hard behind the scenes. It was they who occasionally gathered large groups of monsters that might threaten the newcomers. Of course, this is also the case in the Blood Wilderness. When it comes to the cold Zhiyuan, if you haven't grown up yet, no one will care for you like this anymore.
