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"I heard that you threw those two bastards into jail?" On the way, we met Sister Karina who was directing the patrol. She enthusiastically invited us to the bar and asked her as soon as she sat down.
"The information is quite sensitive." I glanced at Sister Lina in surprise. She knew immediately what happened just a few minutes ago.
"That's not true. The Rogge soldiers under my care are no better than before...ahem!" Suddenly I realized that by saying this, I was exalting myself and belittling my predecessor (in fact, everyone knows the virtues of the old drunkard) Sex), Karina coughed heavily and laughed.
"Those two guys, I've been staring at them for a while, and they always slip away. Brother Wu, you did a good job this time." Karina patted me on the shoulder and looked very relieved. look.
"How can just two of them slip away from the wise and powerful Sister Li Na?" Seeing that she was happy, I flattered her again.
It’s not pure flattery. Think about it, Sister Lina is now an intermediate master in the pseudo-realm, while Rickenhans and the others are just Lu Gaoyin-level adventurers in the second world. At most, they only have mental state and strength. There is still a gap.
"No, these two guys are as cunning as mice. They know my whereabouts through their teammates every time and run away early. Really, Lord Akara also assigned a few masters to me. Use it, it’s too annoying to deal with these cunning guys alone.”
With a grunt, Sister Lina drank down the full glass of ice-cold ale, like a white-collar woman or a strong woman who came to the bar to vent her frustrations in the workplace.
It turns out that Ricken and Hans have accomplices, so it’s no wonder that Sister Lina is so powerful that she can’t catch anyone. After all, she only has one person, but the other party has twelve... No, maybe Ah Lucius had to be excluded, she was just a spoiler.
In addition, the two of them are supported by the Ricken family and the Hans family respectively. Although these two families are not big families and are not comparable to Linya's Edward family, they have always been rooted in the camp. He is an old man, but it is still quite troublesome to deal with. No wonder Sister Lina has a headache.
but……
"Where's Gott? Didn't you ask him to help?"
I thought of Sister Lina's husband, the gorilla streaking male Gott. If there were two people, two pseudo-field masters, Gott and Ricken would definitely not be able to escape.
"Don't mention that bastard." It's okay not to mention it. As soon as she mentioned Gorilla, the empty cup in Sister Lina's hand was crushed by her with a crack.
"Originally, I wanted him to capture Ricken and Hans. What do you think happened to that stupid orangutan?" Sister Lina asked angrily, gritting her teeth.
"What stupid thing did he do again?" As soon as I saw Sister Lina's reaction, I knew that Gorilla Gorilla was in trouble. In the final analysis, it was just the IQ of the orangutan.
"That stupid orangutan said well and asked him to bring Ricken and Hans back. As a result, he brought back more than a dozen hamburgers and fried chicken legs. He also proudly asked me for credit, saying that it didn't cost a single copper, and it was free. owned!"
"..."
I was wrong. Orangutans have better IQ and memory than Goth.
"Not to mention that idiot, in short, you did a good job, little brother Wu. After sending Ricken and Hans to the cell for a few days, I believe they will calm down a little and return to the second world at best. Go and practice, don’t cause any more trouble!”
After calling for a glass of ale and drinking it down in one gulp, Sister Lina exhaled a faint smell of alcohol and said cheerfully.
"In return, I will do my best to help you take care of your two precious daughters."
"What's going on?" Seeing Sister Lina mentioning this for no reason, I looked confused.
What does it mean to do your best to help me take care of my two precious daughters? It's as if my two little princesses are going to be transferred to you as daughters.
"Oh? Didn't you hear Master Akara?"
"No."
"That's it. Akara has already said hello to me. When Silos and Aike go out to practice, how about I be their secret bodyguard? Although my strength is far inferior to that of you, Little Brother Wu, but If I were to be the bodyguard of the two little princesses in the first world, I should be able to do it." Sister Lina patted her chest and declared confidently.
"Wait a minute, I've already decided. I will personally take Xilusi and Aikelu out for training in a while. Why is Grandma Akara bothering you again?" I became more and more confused.
"Idiot, you can only take them with you occasionally. How can you protect them all the time?" She raised her slender hand and knocked on my head. Sister Lina shook her head helplessly, as if to say, "Little brother Wu, what are you doing?" His IQ is only slightly better than that of the orangutan.
"I understand." Seeing that she wanted to knock a few more times, I nodded quickly.
It's true, I can't keep taking my precious daughters to practice. Sooner or later, when they go out alone, they will be protected by the stable elder sister Lina, so I don't have to worry about their safety.
Originally, my plan was to let Hilmanya have the experience of protecting her daughters. In the camp, there were only three people I was familiar with, more reliable, and more powerful. Sister Lina, Hilmanya, and Claudia.
Claudia is Lena's exclusive bodyguard, while Hilmanya is responsible for protecting the girls at home. No matter which one is assigned to protect Silos and Ecolu's experience, I am not very reassured. Akara arranged it like this, Naturally, he understood my caution and concern, and he was extremely considerate.
"Then I'll leave it to you, Sister Lina." After thinking about this, I quickly showed a flattering smile to Sister Lina, for fear that she would be angry and refuse to do my best.
Of course, I also know that with Sister Lina’s character, she would never do this. There is no harm in just trying to please her to make her happy.
"Look, just now I had an expression of grief and indignation that my daughter had been robbed. Now you know how good I am." Sister Lina smiled coquettishly at my explicit flattery, reached out and pinched my nose, and then touched it. He touched my head and treated me like a little kid.
"Ah, it's getting late. I still have a mission. Let's stop here today. If you have time, go to my place to sit for a while and have a meal or something. Although my craftsmanship is not as good as that of Vilas, it won't be rude to Wu. Little brother."
Saying this, she touched my head again. Sister Lina put down more than ten gold coins, stood up with a whoosh, turned and left, leaving only a heroic figure in the bar.
Until her figure disappeared, the whispers in the bar began to get louder, and everyone could clearly be heard discussing the recent departure of Sister Lina.
It’s just that Sister Lina is so handsome, and she’s as good as the old drunkard. I wish I could marry a wife like Sister Lina, and so on.
Although it has only been about a year since she took over the old drunkard's position, Sister Lina has quickly gained everyone's recognition and love.
Of course, the old drunkard also contributed to this. As the saying goes, you can only tell the good from the bad by contrast. The predecessor was [known] as the number one pest in the camp, but the current one is a serious, responsible and capable eldest sister with a bold and careful personality. Strongly Under the contrast and contrast, it is natural to sing praises.
"Okay, everyone is gone, do you still want to hide?" After watching Sister Lina leave, I turned around and walked towards a table in the corner of the bar.
Hidden deep in the shadows was a tall man, leaning on the table with his elbows, holding his chin with the backs of his crossed hands, half of his face buried in the darkness, making people mistakenly think that Commander Ikari was alive.
Look at his Chinese-character face, which is extremely majestic. If he keeps a sullen face and doesn't speak, he will definitely be regarded as the powerful director of some important agency.
"I've been feeling a little lonely lately." Maintaining a deep expression, he took a sip of... sweet wine, swayed the glass, and sighed like a lonely prodigal.
"Mishan is gone, Khan is gone, and I am the only one left. I don't know why, even Lina refuses to pay attention to me these days, and even going for a run by the river can't fill the emptiness in my heart. "
This idiot hasn't figured out why Sister Lina is angry with him yet!
I was shocked by the astonishing intelligence of the Gorilla, which is absolutely extraordinary.
"I said...Brother Wu." He raised his head from the shadows, with two lines of tears and one line of snot hanging on his majestic Chinese character face, looking at me with a sad, lonely and pleading look.
"Finally come back, come with me to the river and run to your heart's content."
"I'm leaving." Without saying a word, I turned around and left, leaving behind me the wails and cries of betrayal and separation.
Compared to the old drunkard, the Gorilla's evil deeds in the camp were not that great.
Although this guy is a bit stupid, he is not lazy and can occasionally help everyone with something. Coupled with his strong strength, he is quite respected by everyone.
The only bad thing is that his bad habit of streaking by the river has become a nightmare for the women in the camp. Think about it, a group of women are washing clothes by the river, and suddenly a naked man with his eyes closed and content with himself, running wildly with arms outstretched, floats in front of him. That kind of scene really makes people don’t know how to complain.
The nickname "Got" for streaking by the river has spread widely and has become the public enemy of women in the camp. Going to the river to wash clothes or take a bath has to be done with fear. Not even the monsters from hell can do this. things.
Returning to the table, I saw the two little princess girls who had been thrown aside just now. Not only that, Beiya fell on the table with a red face, while Tia was lying on the table in an interesting way, stroking Beiya's softness with her fingers. Face.
"Drinking?" Seeing this scene, I immediately guessed what just happened.
However, I remember that both Tia and Beja have good drinking abilities, at least better than me. To become this drunk, how much did she drink during the conversation just now?
"Well, I just accidentally said [You are an adult only if you can drink], and Beja drank like this." Tia raised her head and stuck out her tongue at me.
"You little girl, you know full well that Bea can't bear the stimulation of such words." I was angry and funny, and reached out and tapped Bea lightly as punishment.
"What does it taste like? Why do you get drunk? I really want to give it a try..." There is also a cube princess who wants to drink but can't, and is constantly expressing resentment in her artificial intelligence tone.
This princess, who has been suffering from a magical disease since birth, has probably never been exposed to alcohol.
"Okay, let's go back." Looking at the sky and Beiya lying drunk on the wine table, I sighed and said.
So what, where are Beja's guards? Hey, hey, come out quickly and carry your princess back.
I glanced around, but I couldn't find those elusive guys.
Do I still need to do this job?
After waiting for a while, no one with long ears appeared. I sighed helplessly again, stepped forward and pushed Beiya.
"Wake up, little girl, it's time to go."
"Bhem haha, haha~~" Muttering some confusing drunken talk, the little girl swept her arm to drive away the person who disturbed her.
"I really can't do anything with you. I'll just leave you here next time." I pressed my temples with a headache. I put down a harsh word without any deterrent, bent down, hugged Beiya's waist, and thought Pick her up.
Although this stupid princess was very drunk, she was very vigilant. Just when I thought everything was going well and I was about to pick her up, unexpectedly, a black shadow rushed straight towards my face and kept enlarging in my sight. There was a final snap.
Beya, who was picked up, unconsciously swung her leg, and the sole of her shoe hit my face perfectly.
"..."
Do I have any grudge against Beja's legs in this life?
Holding Beiya in one hand, I stretched out the other hand with difficulty and took off the legs from my face. "Hoho, Tia, why have you been watching from the side since just now? Come and help me!"
After finally pressing her legs down, the little girl struggled restlessly again. After sniffing her nose for a while, she seemed to confirm something. She hugged my neck tightly with both hands and moved her legs towards my waist. Clamp it tightly, twisting it around like an octopus, and finally calm down, with your face buried in your arms letting out a smooth and sweet breath.
I was so spartan at that time. I originally thought that the princess hug was already very embarrassing, but I didn’t expect that it would be even more embarrassing for me to be hugged from the front.
Eyes wide, I glanced at Tia and sent out a distress signal.
Tia expressed her helplessness and cast an envious look, full of thoughts like "It's great, if I had known this, I would have been drunk".
Stop causing trouble for me, you idiot!
I don't know how many times I sighed. I sighed heavily, hesitated for a while, and finally stretched out a big hand to hold Beiya's petite and elastic buttocks, and left the bar with her in my arms.
After returning home and settling the two little girls, everyone came back.
Xiao Heitan walked out of the study, followed by Huang Duanzi's maid, holding a thick dictionary more than a foot high tightly in his arms, with the remaining half of his face firmly covered by his long mercury hair. He also blocked it, looked around with a cautious look from the gap in his hair, stayed here for a while, and finally found an inconspicuous corner and sat down.
The two little princesses, Xilusi and Aikelu, who had returned from training with Sarah, were dripping with sweat. They rushed towards me without taking a shower first, acting coquettishly as always.
However, my precious princesses still smell good even when they are sweating.
After hugging the two princesses, kissing them several times on their delicate and sweaty faces, and being nibbled on them a few more times, they ran to the bathroom with smiles on their faces.
I couldn't help but smell the clothes on my body. There was some sweat on them, and they were filled with the unique fragrance of the two precious princesses. It was as strong as if I was still holding them in my arms.
They are really two naughty little boys who can't settle down without teasing their father for a day.
I shook my head with a wry smile, and sighed when I looked at Xiao Heitan, who was sitting quietly in the corner with his eyes lowered, trying his best to make himself insignificant.
There is such a big difference in personality. Can Xiao Heitan get along well with Xilusi Aikolu?
"Jiji——!"
Little Kajie, who had just woken up from the bed of roses, immediately flapped her plush and cute white angel wings like a baby bird, let out a childish and cute cry, and flew into my arms. But then, the little angel He was dissatisfied and grabbed at my arms, as if he wanted to tear off the clothes I was wearing.
Because it smells of Xilusi and Aikelu, could this be the real purpose of the two little princesses? It's really thoughtful. If one day I was betrayed by two little princesses, I wouldn't be surprised. The intelligence of my daughters is already far beyond the blue.
Then, the little fox, who had been secretly spying on little Heitan, pretended to be passing by for a meal. He walked in proudly, wagging his sky fox tail, sat next to me, snorted softly, turned his head away, and ignored me. .
But that smooth and soft brown fox tail, from a perspective that no one else could see, kept slapping me and poking my waist from time to time. It was very naughty and intimate.
"Hilmanya, haven't Carlos and Seattle Ke come back yet?" I suddenly asked, teasing Kajiel affectionately.
Since I came back, I haven't had them come over to eat, and I'm a little bit used to it.
"Yes, sir, I haven't come back today yet." Hilmanya, who stood upright behind him, bowed his head respectfully and responded.
Those two guys had several pieces of equipment scrapped by Artoria like a carrot, and they were clamoring to go to the second world to come back. Not long after I set off for Horadric, they also left one after another.
Two months, according to Seattle Knasi's super character, should be about the same.
"Linya and Lena aren't coming back?"
"Yes, I was invited to have lunch with Lord Akara."
Tsk, this old fox always disturbs my family reunions.
"It's time to eat~~~" As always, Willas's sweet and gentle voice came from the kitchen. Taking this as a signal, everyone stood up one after another and walked to the dining table while talking and laughing.
This is an ordinary day-to-day life just like before.
Night falls...
"Today...is the full moon." After knowing that Xiao Heitan would wake up in the next two nights, I couldn't sleep. I opened the curtains in the middle of the night and saw that there was a big and round moon hanging in the sky. moon.
The blood-red full moon exudes a faint ominous aura, charming and seductive, as if it can suck people's souls away.
I felt a trepidation in my heart, always feeling that something was going to happen tonight.
At this moment, subtle and abnormal fluctuations suddenly came from Xiao Heitan's room...
