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After breakfast, the two little girls were still following me, one clamoring to play together, the other in the name of spying on perverts, and the vicious-tongued Diamond Princess, making the breakfast I just ate seem to have all rushed to my head. It seems that his head has become extremely big.
As always, the maid of Huang Duanzi took Xiao Heitan to the woods to practice, and then went home to study, with the lifelong goal of creating a little Heitan who was capable of literature and martial arts. Now it has become a necessary homework every morning, and Xiao Heitan in the afternoon. During Hei Tan’s free time, he can also study or do activities in the evening depending on the situation.
This is Xiao Heitan’s simple and fulfilling every day.
The lives of Xilusi and Aikelu are also very simple. Although after changing jobs, logically speaking, they should travel with other rookie priests under the protection of senior priests and other adventurers, and rely on beating little monsters along the way. And cast healing spells to gain experience and level up.
The situation of the two precious daughters is different, because they have a wise and powerful father who decided to take them to level up in person, and after the soul connection, their attributes have soared a lot, and their basic attributes are already on par with those of more than ten levels of naked girls. Pretend to be an adventurer.
Therefore, even if they are priests who are not good at fighting, they only need to pick up a damaged wooden stick and hit the fallen demons in the wild, relying on level attributes to suppress them. It is very easy.
Originally, in the nearly two months since I left, it would be best for them to go to the Blood Wilderness and the Cold Plains under the leadership of Vilas and the others. Don't waste time and improve a few areas first. Let’s talk about level.
However, the two precious princesses repeatedly stated that their first time (experience) would be dedicated to (being with me) me. When I heard them say this, I immediately squirted out a sip of tea in my mouth. Got out.
On the importance of learning Chinese, my precious princess, you can’t play word games with dad like this, my heart can’t bear it.
Ahem, anyway, because of this, now, the two princesses and their lovely twin princesses are practicing close combat with Sarah. In fact, the best way is to let the two of them practice fighting with Xiao Heitan. If plus If Ka Jie'er is alone, then the Three Kingdoms will stand in harmony, which is a good thing that kills two birds with one stone.
Unfortunately, it does not mean that Xiao Heitan is not strong enough and cannot compare with Xi Lusi and Aikelu who have changed jobs and have their attributes skyrocketed through soul connection. Perhaps they cannot hurt the twin princesses, but with their agility and flexibility, and With keen intuition honed in a hard life, Xiao Heitan is fully capable of dealing with the twin princesses who lack combat experience all morning without falling behind.
However, Xiao Heitan's keep away from strangers attribute is still full of firepower. The maid once tried to let three precious daughters practice fighting, but guess what? After the practice started, Xiao Heitan let out a chirp and ran away. His speed was beyond the reach of Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu.
So, now we can only practice each one. The pornographic maid takes Xiao Heitan, and Sara takes Xi Lusi and Aikelu. This kind of practice has gradually become a daily routine at home.
Vilas still maintains her duties as a universal housewife, and can easily shoulder the household chores without Sarah's help, while Linya and Lena are busy with alliance affairs.
Now that there is nothing going on in the alliance, Akara has a little leisure time. He wants to teach them more, but it makes the two girls even busier. Counting. Since I came back, I haven't had much time to chat alone with my baby sister. This is not good. As a sister-controlling person, part of my soul is about to dry up.
Princess Sanwu... Occasionally, she and Sarah will play a guest role as the princesses' coach. She spends most of her time at home, squatting at home, making tea, sitting for a whole day, or writing hard. , completing her new work in the Beast Duke series.
The higher the IQ, the lazier people are. On the contrary, I am a mortal who works hard. Is this the truth?
Seeing that everyone had something to do, I couldn't sit at home all day long, drink tea with Princess Sanwu and write novels, so after breakfast I stood up, patted my butt, waved my hand, and led my army of little girls in a mighty way. Killing wildly outside.
First of all, let’s transform into a Hell Fighting Bear. Recently, I have a daughter in my family. I feel that the murderous intent I suffered at Rogge Camp has become even more severe. Every time I can hear resentful mutterings behind me, it’s nothing more than the daughter of the harem elder. Brother Controller, please marry your sister to me and so on.
I ignored the first two, and I made him realize that there are other beautiful things in life, and he didn’t have to dig his own grave so early.
All in all, for various reasons, I often transform into a Hell Fighting Bear when I go out now.
"Soft Fanfan, hehehe~~" Just after completing the change of posture, Tia pounced forward, rubbing her face against my body.
"Hmph, idiot Wu should serve His Highness as he should." Girl Beiya chirped, jumped on my shoulder and sat down.
This was originally the seat for the precious girls, but as they grew up, they gradually became too embarrassed to sit on it. At most, they only sat there when no one was watching.
This proves a sad fact, Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu are already much older than Beiya. I think back to that time, when I first met Bei Ya, Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu were still little girls of about eleven years old. Li, Beya is still better than them in terms of height and development in all aspects. Compared to now, I couldn't help wiping my tears for her, and I couldn't bear to scold her for sitting on my shoulder without permission.
"That's great..." Looking at Bea sitting on my shoulder, Tia bit her thumb and was filled with envy. She also wanted to sit, but her height no longer allowed her.
"Monkey bear." Princess Diamond said two words after holding back for a long time.
There is no such creature at all!
"Idiot Wu Hao, let's go!" Beiya, who finally experienced the feeling of being condescending, pointed forward with high spirits.
It’s the Ragdoll Bear number! I turned my head to glare at her dissatisfied, and saw her round little butt. Oh, this is really unlucky. Could it be that I have to perform Titanic today?
I took the first step with the short legs of the puppet. I felt that the front was clear, the wind was calm, the sea was vast and the sky was high, and I could vaguely see the treasure of One Piece.
Unfortunately, before leaving the Mages Guild, I encountered the first iceberg.
[High-energy response from the front] I shrugged my bear nose, raised the wooden sign high, and sounded the alarm while sweating profusely.
[Please note, crew members, full left rudder, emergency escape]
As soon as the two wooden signs were thrown away, the poor and only crew member, Beja, was ruthlessly abandoned by me and fell to the ground.
At the entrance of the Mages Guild, a petite, pretty and charming figure was walking toward them at a pace that seemed to be slow but fast. Her sharp eyes noticed the movement in front of her.
"Hmph!" Lucia let out a delicate snort from her nose. She looked at Tia, who had an innocent face, and then at Beja, who was sitting on the ground, rubbing her butt. Finally, her eyes fell not far away. on the grass.
A big brown bear with all four legs on the ground is strolling leisurely, burying its head in the grass, blending in with the surrounding sheep. It is simply the harmony of heaven and man, a den of wolves and rabbits, amidst the disharmony, with a touch of nature. , in nature, with a touch of discord, which is really wonderful.
A touching smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, Lucia's figure disappeared on the spot, and the next moment she appeared on the back of the big bear, sitting firmly on it, then bent down and strangled the bear's neck with both arms.
"Do bears eat grass? This is the first time I've seen it. I might as well take it home and dissect it for study." She attached the bear's ears and used her charming, waxy voice that could make people feel numb. Sia said with a smile.
Such a moving sound, even if an iron man heard it, he would probably turn into a ball of soft mud, but the bear was shocked and trembling, its short limbs trembling like a pile driver, and it was difficult to lift it up A wooden sign.
There are four big characters written on it: [女女少狠].
"Spare your life? Well, it's not impossible. Tell me honestly. Where are you going with a group of princesses? Are you going to do something shameful? I'm working hard at home to help you look after Xiao Heitan, you bad guy. It’s great, let’s take the beautiful and noble princesses and plan on traveling around, right?”
wrong……
Before she could raise the wooden sign again, the unreasonable Lucia exerted a slight force on her arm, and with a click, the bear's neck was tightened. The big bear gesticulated and struggled for a moment with its limbs, and finally fell to the ground softly. , as if he had breathed his last.
"How dare you pretend to be dead!" Lucia raised her hand high. The bear, which seemed to weigh tons, was easily lifted up by her, and fell heavily with a thud that made the ground tremble several times.
The two little girls, who were watching the scene of the tough wife teaching the philandering husband from a distance, were frightened and shrank their necks.
The big bear that was hit to the ground looked like it was lifeless just now, but suddenly it jumped up and down, paddling quickly on the ground, trying to escape.
"Hmph." A slender, delicate and white hand gently reached out and grabbed it.
"Count it for yourself. How many days have it been since you came back? Have you ever looked for me? Of course, I don't mean that I want to look for you. This is an attitude issue, an attitude issue!"
Holding the big bear from behind, Lucia gave a sweet cry, and her seemingly uncontrollable waist turned back violently, and a german~suplex hit the big bear's head to the ground.
Ding ding ding, it was as if I could hear the sound of the winning bell ringing in the wrestling ring, followed by cheers. My bear paw raised high finally put it down feebly and slapped it on the ground three times.
After all, this little fox is still blaming me for not taking the initiative to find her. Is she so resentful? Didn’t I invite you over for dinner every day?
"Cancel the transformation." With a victor's gesture, he patted my head. The little fox commanded with his head held high like a proud little hen.
I could only obey the instructions, and with a flash of white light, I was knocked back to my original shape.
"..." She immediately leaned forward, twitching her small and cute nose, and sniffed at me.
"Hmph, you're a bad guy who has good sense and didn't mess around during Lilith's crucial few days." After sniffing it from head to toe, the pretty fox's face looked a little better, thinking of Little Heitan's sake. In the name of "You are not allowed to go to other places to steal sex if you don't come to me".
"Has it just been the past two days?" I asked quickly as I touched the back of my head, ignoring the grass clippings stained on it.
"Well, if nothing else, it will be tonight or tomorrow night. Do you think that I came here for dinner in the past few days really just to have a meal, or to come and see you idiot? I just wanted to observe Xiao Heitan That's all, hum!" The arrogant Mr. Xiao Tianhu held his plump breasts with both hands and gave me a charming roll of his eyes.
"I won't talk to you bad guy anymore. I'm going to observe the little Heitan." After saying that, I looked back and the little fox came up, bit my ear slightly hard with its teeth, and breathed out the sweet smell inside. breath.
"You are not allowed to steal sex at this time, you know? Otherwise... otherwise..." It seemed that he couldn't think of a way to punish me for a moment. Instead, the little fox blushed by himself. With his charming and charming look, if there weren't three people beside him, The princess girl looked at me, and I had to hold her in my arms and kiss her passionately.
Having said that, you are not allowed to steal fish at [this time]. What does it mean? After this time, can you steal fish? This arrogant fox really couldn't understand what was going on in her mind.
"Otherwise, a scoundrel like you would look good." The little fox stamped his feet and glared at me again with a red face, and then disappeared from sight, leaving only the alluring body fragrance like a love potion, which lingered on his body for a long time. scattered.
He rubbed his nose and saw three little girls in front of him.
"Fanfan, are you okay?" Tia stretched out her little hand and pulled me up from the ground.
"Barely surviving."
"Hmph, Sister Lucia did a great job. The lecherous and incompetent idiot Wu should be punished like this." But the little girl Beiya hummed ruthlessly, turned her head away, and laughed.
Bastard, I won’t lend you my shoulders again!
"The monkey cheated and was killed by his wife. If he sells the news to a bar, he seems to be able to make a lot of money." If Beja is ruthless, then Princess Diamond is an evil profiteer who makes war fortune.
"Don't you think the money you've earned is hot?" I said to Princess Diamond in a serious voice, hoping to awaken her conscience.
"I don't like to owe other people favors. Monkey helped me make a temporary body. I used the money I earned to pay for it, two cents, two cents."
"Be honest with your sister, my innocence is gone, you bastard!"
Noisily, we continued to set off.
"Ah, it's Mr. Ragdoll Bear, Mr. Ragdoll Bear!" The second iceberg, the army of naughty children, officially appeared.
"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, let's play together."
"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, I want to watch the ball being stepped on."
"No, this time it should be jumping through the fire ring."
"No, I want to see Mr. Ragdoll Bear perform magic tricks."
"Sister Tia, sister Tia, when I grow up, marry me." Tia, who is lively and cheerful, like a child, is predictably very popular with the children.
Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about, you naughty kid? Do you want to steal my wife from me? !
"I'm sorry, I am already the wife of Mr. Ragdoll Bear." Squatting down and touching the head of the naughty boy with a string of snot on his nose, Tia glanced over here, her face filled with joy. I smiled happily, and in an instant, there was a scent of a mature wife rushing towards me, which made me stunned.
"If it's Mr. Ragdoll Bear's wife, then there's nothing you can do about it." The naughty boy nodded, then ran towards me, "Wait a minute, you bastard, you want to rub your nose on me again" On your body, right?
"Damn it, damn it, I won't lose, I won't lose." Beiya, who was watching from a distance, especially when she saw Tia saying those words and exuding the aura of a mature wife, couldn't help but bite. He raised his lips and kept muttering.
She is also a little girl, but her popularity is much lower than Tia's. The noble aura of the elf princess exuded from her body makes even the most naughty and mischievous children dare not approach and talk to her easily.
"Based on the current situation, there is no difference between you and Tia as a winner." Princess Diamond, who was temporarily placed in Beja's arms, said this in her artificial intelligence-like voice that was emotionless.
"Why?" When the idiot princess heard this, she was immediately confused.
"The answer is simple. Monkey has more than one wife, so even if he chooses Tia, he may not give up on you. On the contrary, even if she gives up on Tia, she may not choose you."
After being stunned for several seconds, Beya finally understood what Princess Diamond meant. She suddenly blushed and said angrily: "Na...Nana, Nana...you...what are you talking about? No." That's not like that at all, okay? I don't like that idiot Wu, and the victory or defeat I'm talking about is not that at all!"
"Really?" Princess Diamond seemed a little confused.
"I thought you, like Tia, also fell in love with monkeys. Emotions are really complex matters that are difficult to calculate and analyze."
"There is no way to calculate and analyze, okay? Besides, Nana, why do you think that I will have the same taste as a little girl like Tia, and fall in love with that useless and ordinary fool Wu? Your Highness, I will be looking for you in the future. An invincible, powerful, upright savior as a husband.”
Beja's pretty face was still hot, and she spoke a little hurriedly, or she forgot to cover it up.
"The basis is..." After a pause, Princess Diamond shot Beya in the knee with an arrow: "Because Beya, like Tia, also called out the monkey's name in her dream last night."
"Whhhh...what?! There is no such thing, absolutely no such thing, dreaming about stupid Wu or something like that, Nana, you must have heard wrong!"
Her face, which had not yet cooled down, was red and hot again. Beiya, who was ashamed, panicked and angry, had already started to turn her eyes in circles.
"Besides, if we only talk about strength, I think Monkey still meets the standard. And isn't he already praised as the savior in the Adventurer League?"
Princess Diamond, who didn't know how to read people's words, ignored Beja who was already in a mess, and finally gave her a stab...
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Thanks to jk90jk Jiang for the two 10,000 rewards. He has always been so supportive of Xiaoqi. I am really grateful.
