Next, under the strict supervision of two little girls, Tia and Beja, I completed the last two combinations in an orderly manner.
It takes no more than three minutes to combine two pots of arrows into one pot of arrows. The last time two pots of arrows are combined into one pot of arrows, it naturally takes the same time as the first time.
"How's it going?" I looked at Tia, who was in charge of calculating the time. She originally asked me to do it, but for some reason, the other three people expressed strong opposition. They must be worried that I was too tired. This must be the case, huh huh.
"The three synthesis times are all the same, and the difference will not be more than one second." Tia opened her eyes and said with a smile.
"It's not one second, it's tenths of a second. Just leave this kind of work to me." The Microwave Princess angrily corrected the time with a flash of presence.
"You deserve it. You keep cheating me. Now I don't trust you." I gloated, knowing that you are Tianhe-1 and that trivial things like calculating time are what you are best at, but I just won't let you. Do it and piss you off.
"Monkeys are so annoying, and their brains are useless. Let's just put you into the Horadric cube and synthesize it together. Maybe the useless head will be connected to the butt and become a butt person. After all, the things inside are the same. of."
"It's so noisy, how about making the head of your second body into a butt first?"
I waved my hand impatiently, thinking, if this guy were to stand in front of me in the same puppet pose as a real person, I would have to pinch her mouth and pull her mouth. Look at all this. What to say.
"It has just been confirmed that this guy can work after possessing the Horadric Cube. Grandma Akara, what we have to do now is to start the formal synthesis of perfect gems."
"Well, be patient this time. Don't take it out just after you put it down." Akara smiled, glanced at us, and said.
"I look forward to hearing good news from you."
"Then, Grandma Akara, let's say goodbye." Seeing that it was getting late, I left the little black shop with the two little girls.
"Tia, I'll leave the cube to you."
Under the night, I played with the Horadric Cube for a while and suddenly handed her to Dia.
"Hey, is this good? Fanfan doesn't want to know the result right away?"
Tia was stunned for a moment, then showed a slightly teasing bright smile. She put her little hands behind her back and stared at me. That innocent and energetic smile was a bit dazzling under the starry night.
"Huh, huh, of course I want to know the result right away." Unwilling to be teased by Tia, I made a vicious expression, reached out and pinched her face, and then rubbed her head. He hummed and replied angrily.
"But I can't stand this guy. If I let her stay with me, she will definitely get heart disease, high blood pressure, and cerebral hemorrhage in a short while..."
I counted them one by one on my fingers. Anyway, nothing good would happen if I stayed with this square princess, so I might as well throw her to Tia.
"According to my observation, you are in very good health and don't have any of these problems."
It was as if I could feel Princess Diamond's gaze scanning me carefully from bottom to top, and then from top to bottom, and then she said this.
"Thank you for the compliment." I was expressionless, not happy at all when she said that.
"I'm just telling the truth. The monkey's body fully proves the correctness of the saying 'well-developed limbs, simple mind'."
"Asshole, I knew you had no good intentions when you praised me!"
"Is it possible that as a man, you still have something to hide, for example..." I felt it again, this square princess seemed to be casting her eyes towards my left and right waist, and the meaning was self-evident.
This guy actually dares to look down on something that a man cannot tolerate being looked down upon!
I was angry. If she was a pornographic maid, I would jump off the building and sell off my moral integrity on the spot. I shouted angrily: "The female demon must stop running. If you have the ability to fight this druid for 300 rounds!"
After taking several deep breaths, I suppressed my raging anger and snorted coldly: "Well, what does this Druid care about with a little girl like you? I probably only read a little bit from the book, so I don't know anything, haha. .”
After a long silence, Princess Diamond spoke again, but this time it was not me.
"Tia."
"Um?"
"Don't you like monkeys?"
"Eh... hey, this... this... yes, I like it." Caught off guard, Tia blushed and lowered her head.
This little girl's shyness is a bit strange. She can do things like reverse reasoning openly and confidently, but now she is blushing by this kind of question.
"Do that, with the monkey."
"Cough cough cough——!!"
I originally thought that the question just now was shy enough, but I didn't expect that the Princess of Diamonds made a sudden move and directly asked the question, and suddenly three violent coughs sounded.
This...this guy, does he know what she is talking about?
Even I, a scary man who can be called a swordsman of moral integrity along with the pornographic maids, felt a rush of heat in my face, as I can imagine, Tia, Beja and the others.
Staring at Princess Diamond fiercely, I cracked my knuckles and threatened: "You, don't you know what you should say and what you shouldn't say?"
"Sorry, I seem to have said something I shouldn't have said. After staying in the ancient tomb for tens of thousands of years, I have forgotten the boundaries of communication." Seeing our reaction, Princess Diamond apologized honestly without any emotion.
I think you have forgotten your moral integrity and sense of shame.
"However, I still want to know..."
"Shut up, I want to go home and see the animal world!" Seeing that she was still holding on to the topic, I transformed into Godzilla, stormed the Empire State Building, burned down the White House, and leveled the Pentagon.
"No, look, if I stay with this guy, I will be pissed to death sooner or later." I couldn't help but put the Horadric Cube into the arms of Dia, who was still blushing. After thinking about it, I put the three of them together. An unfinished flawless purple gemstone was handed to Tia.
"Let's try it with these three."
"Yeah." Tia glanced at me, shy but with a certain determination.
Oops, maybe it was Princess Diamond's nonsense that made her more determined to reverse the trend.
"Shameless, shameless..." Beja, who was keen, seemed to have noticed something. She kept muttering these four words and looked at us back and forth, as if Tia and I really had some adultery.
It has nothing to do with you, right? !
In this weird atmosphere, I ran away.
When I got home, my daughters had already gone to bed. I took a look at Xiao Heitan and saw the pornographic maid sitting at the head of the bed, watching over her daughter tenderly, looking attentively under the warm light. a book.
This kind of warm scenery can easily remind people that the pornographic maid has just been telling stories to Xiao Heitan and coaxing her to sleep.
It wasn't until I stepped forward and saw that the words Duke of Beasts were vaguely revealed in the book that the maid was reading, that I realized that I was too naive and underestimated the value of this guy's integrity. If one day the Dark Continent loses its integrity, And the Honkai Impact was definitely her and the red and white princess's fault.
"Tch, it turns out to be Prince Fool." When she turned around and saw me, she muttered in a low voice. Her eyes fell on the book again, and she was not afraid of being caught by me at all.
"What if Xiao Heitan wakes up suddenly? She will be heartbroken to death when she sees her mother like this."
I moved closer and took a closer look at this silly maid. Her flawless face was as delicate as ice cream, a nose and mouth that made people want to take a bite, and her eyes decorated with neat eyelashes, which contained a depth that was even more dazzling than purple gems. Her beautiful pupils, pointed elf ears, and bright purple hair are all a sight to behold.
"I won't be as clumsy as the idiot prince... Wuwu~~" Before she could finish her words, I put my mouth to hers and kissed her gently on her purple eyes.
"Prince Pervert." This little maid, who was very good at talking but actually had no way of doing anything intimate, immediately became timid, glanced at me, and lowered her head shyly.
"Thank you for your hard work, you should go to bed early." I smiled, kissed the sleeping little Heitan on the forehead, and said to the maid Huang Duanzi.
"Stay a little longer..." Glancing at Xiao Heitan, her eyes became extremely soft and she nodded lightly.
"Then, good night, my little maid." I couldn't help but say, under the protesting gaze of the timid and shy maid, I lowered my head again, kissed her fragrant lips, and then left with satisfaction.
"Lilith has fallen asleep?" I didn't hide the news of going to Xiao Heitan's room from everyone. I tiptoed into Vilas's room. I saw that she was thinking about something, so I shyly turned my head and asked. One sentence.
"Well, she has fallen asleep, and Jeluka is with her."
Nodding, I sat next to Vilas and looked at her simple pajamas. She held a comb in her hand and gently combed the black hair on her chest. Then, she removed the metal hanging on the hair. Ring, carefully remove it.
It must have been shortly after taking a bath, her long hair still had a slight sense of moisture, and the faint mixed fragrance reached the tip of her nose. It was itchy, wet, and warm, and I couldn't help but want to get closer and hold it. Pick up a strand of black hair and put it to your nose and smell it.
The hair that usually hangs down the back is wrapped around Xiang's shoulders and pulled up because of the dressing and grooming before going to bed, making my little dog Willas look more mature and sexy.
"Let me help you comb it." I twitched my nose like a dog, and leaned behind Willas to smell the black hair. I couldn't help but snatch the comb from her hand, intending to control this extremely beautiful hair. In the palm of your hand.
The shy little puppy looked at me shyly in the mirror, then lowered his head resignedly, and fidgeted with his two little hands in a hurry, showing a shy and happy expression.
"Sir... has Lilith's career been decided?" The quiet atmosphere made Vilas even more shy, and the years of being married allowed her to see through the mirror what I was worrying about at a glance.
"Well, it's been decided." I answered as I picked up the black hair with special meaning on Willas's chest and combed it carefully from top to bottom, slowly, over and over again.
Veras's long hair is soft and smooth, with no split ends or knots at all. It's the kind that even if you insert the comb in your hand and let go, the comb will slide down the long hair. Those models and models in shampoo advertisements She was simply weak in comparison.
My little dog is perfect in every aspect.
Savoring the ubiquitous beauty of Willas, I continued: "I respect Xiao Heitan's choice."
"Even if it's a necromancer... doesn't it matter?" With a shy smile on her lips, Vilas looked at me in the mirror and asked curiously.
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