"Hmm, that's awesome." Seeing the surprised expressions of the two princesses, I raised my chin proudly.
"It's not that powerful. A three-year-old can do this kind of thing." Beya came back to her senses and immediately struck me mercilessly.
"Nonsense, then why were you shocked just now?" I felt that Beja was clearly envious and jealous.
"It's just that I never thought that this is what the legendary eight wonders of the camp are. I see, this is how the writing board came to be."
After walking around the open space and kicking the broken pieces of wood on the ground, Beya seemed to have solved some big puzzle, and suddenly felt proud and satisfied.
"How else do you think it came about?" I widened my eyes.
"It's just that I didn't know that it was listed as one of the eight wonders." Beja also glared at me fiercely.
"I thought it was Fanfan who conjured it out of thin air. It clicked, just like Fini's magic." Tia came back to her senses and exclaimed.
"Don't compare Feini's inferior magic with mine. I'm a pragmatist." I shook my index finger lightly, with disdain on my face, and continued to look back, making several more writing pads.
Recently, Hell Fighting Bear has had less time to transform, and he has accumulated a lot of writing pads that are stored together, but he can't be careless, as he may use them all in one breath at any time. After all, these guys around him always like to do things that make him intolerable. The act of complaining.
"It's so slow. How long will it take to do this?" After observing my skilled craftsmanship, Beiya shook her head.
"It's ineffective." Princess Necklace also said coldly and sarcastically.
"You don't understand." I gently blew away the sawdust on another brand-new writing board. I looked back, my eyes were weathered and deep, full of disdain for this utilitarian society. In a way that has been passed down for hundreds of years, Said in the tone of an old Italian leatherworker.
"That kind of mass-produced thing, no matter how perfect it is, has no soul. At best, it is just a good skin. Only something that is polished bit by bit with your hands can be infused with soul and be a piece of cake. A complete work...I told you to listen to me, you bastards!"
It took a lot of effort to think of a profound line of dialogue, but unexpectedly, before the words were finished, two little girls, Tia and Bea, had already picked up some larger wooden blocks on the ground and started playing with them by themselves.
Tia is a mage. Even if she has a clumsy attribute, as long as her mental control is exquisite, she can still use the mage skill of telekinesis to carve a piece of decayed wood into a work of art.
Beja is an elf archer. They are good at using crossbows and rapiers. They are not clumsy at all, so they took out a dagger and carved something quickly.
"It's done." Three voices rang out almost at the same time.
Why do I say it is three ways? I will talk about this later.
Let's look at Tia first. She uses her mental power to control a handmade knife to complete the work in her hand.
"And there are special carving tools?" Watching her take back the handmade knife, I was surprised. Could it be that Tia is still a hidden carving master?
"Hey, hehe, for a while, my grandpa asked me to learn to use telekinesis to carve. He said that it was also a way to improve mental control, so I did it." Tia held the finished product in her hand and looked at me energetically. Made a victory sign.
"Fanfan, production is successful!"
"Oh oh oh, let me see." I curiously stepped forward and took the wood carving. The statue was about half a foot tall. The carving was very detailed. Even the light and shadow were displayed through carving. This was definitely not the case. Something a beginner can do.
I look majestic on the carving, with my cloak blowing back coldly, wearing armor, holding a sword with one hand. I am very handsome. So far, I am very satisfied.
But why is the [helmet] held between the other arm and the waist a stuffed bear head hat?
I looked at Tia speechlessly.
"Fanfan, majesty and cuteness coexist." The little girl seemed to be aware of my resentment. She knocked on her forehead and stuck out her tongue, with an innocent face.
"Next time, carve the majestic and cute styles separately, otherwise..." I paused and issued a powerful threat.
"Otherwise, for today's dinner, I'll ask Veras to mix salty and sweet dishes together and cook them for you."
"Oh, Fanfan, I won't dare anymore." When the little girl Tia heard this, she immediately begged for mercy.
"Very good, I'll accept the gift." I nodded with satisfaction. Regardless of whether Tia said she wanted to give it to me, I shamelessly stuffed the wooden sculpture into my inventory and took it for myself.
"Hey, hehe, if Fanfan likes it, I will carve a huge one next time and place it in the center of the Horadric square." Looking at my little move, Tia smiled happily.
"Don't!" When I heard this, my legs softened and I almost knelt down in front of the little Princess Horadric.
The two statues of the Paper Mill and the Sky Tribe are already embarrassing enough. Please don’t add new points of shame to me.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and take a look at this, Your Highness." Just as I was putting away the wood carvings, Beiya, the girl at the other end, couldn't wait to step in and proudly handed the work in her hand to me.
"This is..." My eyes widened in shock.
"Isn't this a chubby brown bear? It's a bit cute." After being stunned for a few seconds, I clapped my hands and suddenly realized.
"It's you, it's you!" Beya raised her mouth and pointed at me angrily.
"When did I ever get down on all fours?" I think you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say random things. You can despise me for not having moral integrity, but you can't insult my personality.
"In the future." The little girl raised her chin proudly.
"The great Princess Beja saved the world riding on her silly pet Wudruid Bear."
"It's almost the other way around." I chuckled.
"The great druid Wu Fan, riding on his pet slave Beja, saved the world."
I always feel that this statement seems a bit obscene, so let’s forget it.
Bearing Beja's angry fist, I felt calm and had no intention of arguing with such a little girl.
Having said that, this wooden bear is quite decent, uh... how should I describe it? It's like buying it for 99 yuan in a suspicious Taobao store. The owner guarantees that the quality and sound quality of the earphones are "monitoring level, one will be fined ten for fakes".
There are no bright spots, but I can't find any shortcomings. That's probably it. It doesn't look like something I can make for the first time. Could it be that the silly princess had the patience to do this kind of work before?
"Your Excellency, it's my turn." Princess Necklace finally made her grand appearance.
The three sounds mentioned just now, the sudden third one, were made by her.
"Don't call me your Excellency. I always feel like a weasel giving New Year greetings to a chicken." I shuddered and made sure that whenever this guy addressed me politely, when he talked to me, he must be smiling with a knife hidden in his face, secretly preparing for me. venomous attack.
"It's just your illusion. Come, please take a look at my works as a gift in return for your temporary body." The necklace princess said politely with an emotionless voice.
It's so scary. This guy actually spoke to me in a polite tone. It's so scary. I feel like she's about to kill her. Someone come and save me!
Then, a wooden sculpture of a monkey landed in front of me.
"Sure enough...it's not my imagination." I held the statue with no expression on my face.
"Isn't this very suitable? It looks exactly like your Excellency. It is a confident work."
"You guy, be careful and I will make your temporary body like this later." I angrily lifted the coffee table of my soul and shouted.
"And I just said that I don't want to waste energy. Please don't waste it on such meaningless things. How much do you want to complain about me!!"
In short, I will take this monkey statue back later and use it as firewood for Willas. It can be regarded as making the best use of the waste.
The three princesses have had enough fun, and it's time to officially start working.
"Specifically, what should we do?" Transformed into the Demon Moon Wolf Witch, I turned back and glanced at Tia.
"Well... this is my first time doing it. Regardless of the appearance, at least the joints must be able to move." Tia thought about it and gave a confirmation.
"That means the joints are ready, right?"
"That's right, and remember, don't be impatient during the production process. You must slowly wrap and infiltrate every piece of material with spiritual power until every inch of your body is filled with Fanfan's spiritual power. And this process cannot be interrupted. Once interrupted, it will It will lead to a breaking point in mental power. At that time, there may be an arm or a thigh that is out of control, and there is still a core for you. When it is about to be completed, remember to put the core into the body and connect it with mental power. …”
After pointing out a lot of details, I probably had a vague understanding in my mind. I waved my hand and asked the two princesses to stand farther away. I closed my eyes and took a breath. With strong spiritual power that seemed to be substantial, I started from the Demon Moon Wolf Witch. emanating from the body.
The surrounding pieces of wood suddenly floated like a loss of gravity, and were wrapped in a thick, liquid-like powerful mental force. While being moistened, these pieces of wood were constantly being divided and carved into corresponding shapes. .
Thanks to the fantasy training of the ** knight's mental power, otherwise, no matter how strong my mental power is, I would never be able to control it so finely.
Parts were produced one by one, using the method taught by Diya and soaked with his own spiritual power. The surface gradually became smooth and round, and began to emit a faint fluorescence.
This is a sign that the battery is fully charged.
When the last piece started to fluoresce, I quickly controlled the wooden parts and pieced them together in mid-air to become even bigger parts.
The shapes of these parts can already be seen, including the knuckles, wrists, upper and lower arms, feet, calves, thighs... and finally, the largest chest, abdomen and head.
Using frequently movable joints, such as elbows, ankles, neck, etc., as dividing points, and then pieced them together, at the last moment, I quickly sent my core into the chest.
Of course, it doesn't matter if it's not the chest. I just subconsciously regard the heart as the core of the person. In fact, it doesn't matter if it's placed in the feet.
At least I didn't.
What finally took shape was a robot-like body that was square and full of three-dimensional geometric beauty.
Not to mention anything else, just look at the cube head and you can imagine what a ridiculous appearance this temporary body looks like.
Ignoring Beiya's contemptuous look, it seemed to say that His Highness was shocked by the high-end mental power method just now. He didn't expect that he just did such a thing.
I pursed my lips at Tia: "Let's see, is this okay?"
Dia's eyes rolled, and she came closer. She probably had to endure it very hard not to laugh. She pinched the temporary body several times and shook her head.
"The joints are not fully connected, and the body cannot be used temporarily."
As she said that, she pointed to the five knuckles: "You can put down these small joints first. After all, this is the first time to do it. I don't have enough experience to take care of both. How about doing the necessary key parts first?"
"As long as the necklace princess doesn't mind."
I shrugged, thinking of a certain civet cat who was afraid of mice and a sucker who could never win at guessing.
Anyway, how about giving her a rocket hammer first?
I tried several more times, but unfortunately they failed one by one due to various flaws in the details.
"How about just using skull bones as the material?" I suddenly thought of a good idea.
A complete human skeleton. Aren’t the joints of the body already complete and perfect, and don’t need to be reshaped? Just use your spiritual power to soak it in and piece it together in one go.
"Rejected, the noble Princess Horadric will never use a body made from other people's bones." Unexpectedly, the necklace princess made an unusually strong objection.
Tsk, does this guy have mysophobia? Obviously even wood can be accepted...wait a minute.
"Could it be...that I'm afraid of skeletons?" I asked subconsciously.
"Only only...you won't be afraid!!!"
I:"……"
Tia: "..."
Beiya: "..."
Even his voice changed, he must be scared.
Unexpectedly timid, this ancient Horadric princess couldn't help but remind me of the pornographic maid.
But this was also a normal time. After all, she had that strange disease and spent most of her time lying in the hospital bed without experiencing anything terrible. This was like Lena.
Seeing the pitiful look of Princess Necklace, I laughed three times in my heart and stopped bullying her by exploiting her weaknesses.
Just wood.
After trying more than a dozen times, I gradually found the feeling. Thanks to Yaoyuelangwu's strong mental power and fast recovery, others, even mages in the realm of world power, really couldn't do it.
This is the time, I feel like I can do it.
I rolled my eyes a few times, glanced at the necklace princess, and laughed sinisterly in my heart.
I ask you to complain about me normally, but if the tiger doesn't show off its power, you still wait for me to become a sick cat.
At the beginning of the Nth attempt, I straightened my attitude and began to concentrate on success.
I don’t know if Tia and Bea noticed it, but the parts this time are different from before. There are more than twice as many parts, and the shape... they are all square wooden blocks in the shape of tofu cubes.
These [tofu blocks] gradually emitted a gleaming light, and then the blocks were superimposed and pieced together to form an appearance that was simply incomparable to the human form.
Mosaic building block Godzilla children's shoes, come back to life!
I yelled in my heart, and at the last moment, I held my core and thrust hard into the chest of the body that was about to be completed in front of me, connecting!
In an instant, a milky white light of spiritual power bloomed, and this extraordinarily huge and bloated body was like a dazzling magic lamp, emitting dazzling white light from inside.
After the white light disappeared, I crossed my arms proudly, while Tia and Bea were stunned.
What appeared in front of them was a dragon-shaped beast pieced together from pieces of wood whose surface was completely shaped like tofu blocks. It stood on two legs, had a huge mouth, sharp claws, a barbed tail, and a seemingly extremely strong body.
To put it bluntly, it is the Godzilla of the original world, but the appearance of the pieces of tofu-shaped wood pieced together looks like a mosaic.
Watching it, I burst into tears, long time no see, my friend.
"This...this is a bit..." Tia opened her mouth and hesitated for a while, unable to say a word.
It doesn’t matter how pretty it is, at least it looks like a human being, that’s what she probably wanted to say.
"This is my brainchild. Look, there is absolutely no problem with joint movement, and the claw-shaped hands and feet also greatly simplify the difficulty of knuckle structure." I gave Tia a hearty thumbs up.
"The most important thing is that it can do something that even us humans can't do, that is - the neck can be rotated 360 degrees. How about it, it's scary, so there are no blind spots for vision!"
"Yes...really? Fanfan is so...so awesome, aha...ahaha..." Apart from a wry smile, what other expression could Tia show?
"I told you a long time ago that it is absolutely impossible for an idiot like Wu Wu to make something good." Beiya hugged her poor chest with both hands and bit her lips to prevent herself from laughing. "Anyway, there should be nothing wrong with this body and it can be used normally. How about it? Your Highness, is there anything else you want to say?" I showed an interesting look and waited for the other party's reaction.
Whether he protested, raged, or remained silent, Ben Druid won.
"Confirm, the body is complete and can be fused." After a few seconds, the necklace made a sound that scared me.
"Nana, you can't be serious..."
"It's okay, it's just a temporary body, Tia, please put me there."
"Okay." Tia tilted her head in confusion, but followed the instructions and took the necklace off her neck, and then hung it on the thick neck of Godzilla's children's shoes.
Just after hanging up the mosaic building block Godzilla, which was originally just a pile of wood, a faint blue light flashed through the square pupils. The fluorescent light that had disappeared emitted again, forming a faint halo. Wrapping this temporary body inside.
I can't explain what it feels like, but the giant [building block] in front of me is indeed alive.
After those blue pupils flickered several times, Godzilla's huge body finally trembled a few times, the joints of his steps were slightly raised, and he took the first step.
Then, the two claws moved again, one claw at a time.
Finally, the neck rotated 360 degrees several times in a row, as if having a seizure, which shocked us. The scene was a bit scary.
"Confirmed, the body docking is completed, the controllability reaches 98%, the maneuverability and combat effectiveness are less than 5 points, and it is initially judged to be an inferior finished product."
"Long Suo, you should be snickering if you have any use for it." I rolled my eyes.
"The preliminary testing is completed, and now we will enter the next step of testing."
As he said that, the huge tail that was two to three meters long swept towards me without any warning.
He pretended to be calm and accepted the temporary body, but he was still angry in his heart.
In the demon moon wolf shaman form, I jumped slightly and avoided this non-threatening tail swipe.
Just as the necklace princess had judged, the combat power of this body was less than five.
Immediately afterwards, the other party brought up the claws and mouth.
"Hey, Tia, it doesn't matter if you break this thing up." I avoided it easily and turned to look at Tia.
"As long as it doesn't hurt the core..." Seeing the two of us fighting and things getting to this point, Tia didn't know how to persuade me anymore, so she subconsciously answered my question.
"Hey...wait..."
"Ha!" He shouted softly and moved his finger forward. The mosaic building block Godzilla suddenly fell apart and fell to the ground with a crash. Only a round high-tech metal sphere was still suspended in the air, exuding that... The aura of Her Royal Highness the Princess.
I'm sorry, comrade, I won't let your sacrifice be in vain.
Under the setting sun, I held Godzilla's hand tightly, looking at its eyes that could never be opened again, and the smile on its mouth that left no trace of regret, and shed two lines of sad tears.
"Really, Fanfan, Nana, please stop making trouble. Even Fanfan's Demon Moon Wolf Witch would not be easy to make such a body."
Putting her hands on her hips, Tia sighed and stared at the two of us with her pretty eyes that were always sunny and non-deterrent.
However, this kind of Tia exuded an indescribable pressure, which made Princess Necklace and I bow our heads honestly and admit our mistakes.
After several more attempts, the second temporary body was finally successfully created.
It is no longer a grotesque figure like the mosaic Godzilla, but it barely looks like a regular humanoid.
How regular it is, it's probably the same as the bear sculpture that Beiya made just now. It has no highlights, but there is no place where corners are deliberately cut. In short, that's it.
In terms of appearance, I chose Tia as a reference, so the height, body shape, and the outline of the face are more or less like Tia.
Of course, wood is made of wood, and it will never have the same skin color, softness, and hair as humans. Don't count on it. There are also those exposed joints, which are the same as those of machine people. No matter who looks at it , would not regard this body as a living human being.
If you stand still, it will look like a life-size wooden sculpture of Dia carved by a third-rate carpenter. That's how it feels.
"How about it, I should be satisfied now."
"Confirm, reluctantly accept." Moving her joints, Princess Necklace controlled her temporary body, nodded stiffly, and said.
"The monkey has no use value anymore, the covenant is torn up, bah!"
