"It's not that I'm so busy that I don't want to help, it's just..." Looking at Tia and then at Princess Necklace, I helplessly shrugged my shoulders.
"But I don't know how to help. Asking me to make a temporary body or something is like being asked to imitate a monkey unexpectedly. I have no clue at all."
"For you, isn't it something like instinct? A monkey cannot imitate a monkey. How stupid is it? Even among monkeys, she is probably the stupidest." Princess Necklace's poisonous tongue fired at me like a machine gun. .
"It's so noisy. If you can't do it, you can't do it. I'm not a monkey!" I swung my legs and let my toes gradually approach the necklace as a threat.
If Tia hadn't still been wearing it around my neck, I would have picked it up with my feet and thrown it into the sewer.
"Actually, if you just don't want to stay in the necklace, there are other ways." After thinking about it, I made a compromise suggestion.
"For example, like a little ghost, just turn this guy into a ghost. It's very simple."
"No, Nana will disappear." Tia quickly shook her head and stopped me as if she was afraid that I would make such a decision.
"Alice is special. Ordinary ghosts won't last long before they disappear."
"That's right..." I patted my head and remembered this setting.
Ghosts cannot stay for a long time because they cannot replenish their energy. Only the little ghosts are the most special and can be replenished through diamonds. Now they have eaten the elves' sacred object, the Heart of the Holy Tree, in one go. If they only consume it In terms of survival energy, it is enough for her to survive until the next unknown battle of original sin or even the battle of doomsday.
In short, I'd better give up on turning into a ghost. Although I'm not happy with the necklace princess who always complains about me, I can't push her into the fire pit.
"In that case, let's just hang it on the dead dog. In this way, even if we don't leave the necklace, we can see a different world?" I snickered secretly and made the next suggestion.
Although the necklace princess and the dead dog seem to have an incompatible relationship, they always feel that they are subtly suitable. Think about this combination.
The ancient Princess Horadric, gallantly riding on the back of a golden curly Pekingese dog, with her feet on the green grassland, ran wildly under the blue sky, vowing to kill the powerful enemy in front of her - a man who stabbed the rice field with a branch, and smashed his head. Cute little girl with big glasses who wears a hat and always has a big smile and likes to throw down with her hands open while running.
It's dangerous, you will die!
"The monkey is thinking about rude things again." I don't know where the flaw was. The 386 opposite seemed to have noticed something, and there was a hint of anger in the voice.
Feeling guilty, I coughed heavily and looked at Tia.
"Well, I really can't think of any good solution, but asking me to make a temporary body for her is not a solution. If I can't do it, I just can't do it."
"It's indeed a bit difficult, but probably only Fanfan can do this kind of thing."
"The correct answer is, no one would choose to let monkeys help unless they have to." Princess Necklace agreed.
"Ahhhh, you guy, you dare to use such an arrogant tone when asking for help!" I was angry, but then I thought of something, and a hint of sinister laughter flashed through my heart, and my face softened.
"It doesn't matter. As long as I can do it, it doesn't matter if I help a bunch of these guys. I am a kind-hearted Druid. There is no kinder person than me in the world."
As soon as he finished speaking, a hey sound came from the side, and then, the weight on his shoulders suddenly increased.
"Kind fool Wu Hao, let's go!" Beiya's arrogant voice came from above her head.
"Want to be a foot shorter, short princess?" I immediately went berserk. This guy dared to ride on my shoulders. This is a special seat for precious girls!
"Tch, you're talking about being kind, Liar Wu." Beiya curled her little lips, pulled my ears on both sides and shook them left and right a few times before jumping down.
"Being kind doesn't mean you have to swallow your anger even if you are bullied."
I think it is necessary to tell Bea this principle of life. A kind person is not necessarily someone easy to bully. Look at the little mermaid Elia, how kind and harmless she is. Why don't you go and bully her? Did you know that her father would kill her with a harpoon?
"It's so boring. It's not interesting at all. Wu Wu is more interesting when he's being bullied." Beiya seemed disappointed.
"..."
This damn girl really wants to spank her on Artoria’s behalf.
"Seriously agree."
"I agree with you sister!"
"Can't monkeys understand human language? I don't have a sister!"
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"Let's get down to business, Tia, how do you want me to help this guy make a temporary body?" Thinking of the dark thoughts in my heart just now, I suppressed my raging anger and asked Tia.
"Well, it's very simple." Tia, who looked at me fighting the two princesses with a smile, smiled even brighter now. She lowered her head and searched in the inventory, and quickly took out a metal-looking ball with an extremely smooth surface. , flashing with cold light of high-tech texture.
"Use this thing?"
"Well, as the core of the temporary body, otherwise, Nana would not be able to integrate with the body and control it."
"Since you have this thing, why do you need my help?" It seemed that the task was not difficult, I breathed a sigh of relief and asked immediately.
"Because the body needs Fanfan to make it."
"Why do you need me?"
"The temporary body must be made with strong spiritual power, so that every inch of the body is filled with spiritual power, so that Nana can better integrate into it. Fanfan, who possesses soul magic, has a spiritual power that is more suitable for Nana."
"Uh... If you put it this way, there seems to be no way to refuse." I always feel that Tia's words sound like a phone scam. Among hundreds of millions of people, you are the only one who agrees with the conditions for winning the award. Congratulations. , hurry up and send money to claim the prizes.
"Okay, I'll give it a try, but you have to teach me how to do it. To be honest, I still don't have a clue." Since it was Tia's request, of course I couldn't ignore it.
"Well, first of all, let's find materials to make a temporary body."
"Oh? What materials do you need?" I looked at Tia curiously. It must be a very expensive thing. Do I have it here?
"Anything is fine." Tia looked around and replied with an expression like "Give me anything."
I:"……"
Tia, are you sure you didn't come here just to tease me?
"So...how about getting some mud?" I pointed outside expressionlessly.
"If it's made of mud, it's a bit... fragile, isn't it? It will fall apart if you move a little bit." Tia looked at me troubled.
"Then... wood." I made another random move. I originally thought that Dia would become more troubled, but unexpectedly her eyes lit up,
"Yeah, wood, just choose wood."
My speechless eyes fell on the necklace on the table.
Well... Princess Necklace, are you sure you didn't do anything to anger Tia last night?
"Confirm that the material is wood. It is easy to carve and has good sturdiness. It is completely suitable as a test object." Unexpectedly, the necklace princess also echoed without emotion.
These two idiots ate the wrong thing last night and must have ruined their brains.
Wait, test subject?
I seemed to hear some key words.
"Yes, it's a test subject." Sensing the change in my expression, Tia explained with a smile.
"Based on Fanfan's mental power to transform into the Demon Moon Wolf Witch, I calculated that the temporary body can be used for about a month, and then it will have to be remade. As long as the core is fine, the body can be replaced at any time. "
Uh... In other words, it can be understood that the core is the controller, and my mental power is equivalent to a battery, and it is a non-replaceable battery. When the battery is used up, you have to take out the core and re-do it. vice?
I kind of understand. No wonder even the necklace princess doesn't care. Anyway, this temporary body can be replaced at any time, just like clothes. If it doesn't work, just throw it away.
"But before that, you have to let me take a look at what kind of bear you look like so that I can imitate you." Just as he was about to take action, a new question came up.
Seeing that Princess Necklace was silent, my eyes fell on Tia.
"I don't know what Nana looks like. There are records about Nana in the book, but there are no pictures. Even if there are, they are already yellowed and old and cannot be seen." Tia shook her head.
"Hey, you need to say something." I turned around and stared at the necklace princess.
If you want a body, just tell me what you look like. Anyway, you must be either muscular or skinny, like this poisonous tongue princess, hum.
"Rejected..." After a while, two hesitant words came from the necklace.
"Huh? What are you rejecting? Why?" It's rare that this artificial intelligence princess, who is the most rigorous in everything, only gives an answer without explaining the reason.
"There is no way..." After a while, another voice came from inside, as if he was doing something guilty, and his voice was particularly erratic and panicked.
You are lying. With this tone, you must be lying!
I rolled my eyes and laughed: "By the way, aren't you good at changing your appearance? In the first test, you also turned into Beiya. Even Tia and I didn't recognize it immediately, so for you It's actually a very simple thing to change into your original appearance."
"Woo!" My words seemed to hit the mark, and the other party let out a mournful cry.
"If possible, it would be better for us to take a look at Nana's appearance, and I also want to know." Tia also assisted.
"Can... energy... not enough energy..." This panicked and guilty tone clearly meant that the other party was talking nonsense again.
"Not much wasted, right? Didn't I already agree to help you find a way to replenish your energy? Don't worry about this small consumption." I squinted my eyes and pressed forward step by step.
This necklace princess, could it be that she is too ugly and dare not show it, or is it...
Or are you shy?
"No reason to show it to the monkeys!" When facing me alone, this guy's tone immediately became tough and arrogant.
"Don't say that, you won't get pregnant just by looking at it!"
"Monkey... if you are a monkey, you will get pregnant, you will definitely get pregnant!"
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