After successfully killing Brother Ka, we were not far from our destination. According to the map and an estimate from more than eight years ago, if we were fast, it would take two days to reach Durel's cave.
The journey was not uneventful, but as we went deeper, the monsters became stronger and more numerous. Even Beiya, who had the artifact five-hole longbow in hand, had to work hard to be able to Faced with it.
Considering that there was still time, it would be good to train Beiya in this environment, so Tia and I moved forward in a hurry to create more training opportunities for this little girl.
However, Beja didn't appreciate it at all. It was obvious that this druid was so kind to her and took good care of her. Even though he was short and had small breasts, he never complained about anything. Isn't that enough? What else do you want from me? Are the five major areas of the alliance filled with banners that read, "I love Lolita and I am a small-breasted person. Small-breasted people save resources. All people are poor-breasted. It starts with me."
It’s completely unacceptable both physically and mentally, you bastard!
All in all, Beja and I have been having a cold war since the end of the battle with Brother Card.
Wait, is it because she owes me two things, so she is pretending to be cold and trying to get away with it?
I was shocked when I thought about the despicable reasons behind it. She was indeed an elf princess, and her scheming was too deep.
So in the blink of an eye, we were almost approaching Duriel's lair, and the monsters gradually became less and less. However, the gloomy atmosphere in the ancient tomb became stronger and stronger, and the inexplicable cold wind blew out from the depths of the dark corridor, like countless monsters. Howling in the ears is very scary.
I said this for Bea. Look at her look, hiding behind her and trembling. She wanted to reach out and grab my cloak, looking for some sense of security, but when she thought of what happened a few days ago, she shrank back. When I went back, I couldn't bear to watch it over and over again. How arrogant was she?
"That's it for today. Find a hidden spot to rest for a while." I took a look deep into the tomb and said.
"Well, if nothing goes wrong, we will reach Duriel's lair in another hour or two. I don't know what will happen to the altar in the depths after it is opened. It's better to rest for a while. You can work up your energy to deal with it tomorrow." Tia nodded in agreement.
"Hmm, cough, what? My Highness is not afraid at all. Even if he goes directly to Duriel's lair now, even if Duriel's true form comes, huh, but for the sake of you being so cautious, I will just do it with reluctance. Let’s take a rest for the night.”
She obviously breathed a sigh of relief, and the next moment, Beya put her hands on her hips and immediately became energetic.
"Oh, can you please ask the wise and mighty His Highness Beiya to clear the way for us humble people? We will first find a place to stay nearby and wait for you to come back. I believe that with your bravery, before the bonfire is lit, we can already Bring back Governor Riel’s head, right?”
I nodded and bowed, rubbed my hands, and looked at Beiya with "adoration and hope".
"Dangdangdang... of course, it's easy, easy, too easy, it's a piece of cake, oh hehehe~~~~"
Beya, who was being driven to the shelf, had trembling legs and eyes filled with tears of fear of showing off. She spoke harshly, but she didn't take a step forward for a while.
Oops, I'm about to cry, it seems like I've been bullied too much again.
Under Dia's reproachful gaze, I turned my head away with a guilty conscience and whistled deep into the ancient tomb.
After a while, we found the hiding place, quickly lit a bonfire, and started cooking. As the price for bullying Beiya just now, a separate tent was erected in the hiding place, in the corner, far away from me. , hid inside alone, sipped his tears.
I can even imagine the little girl sitting huddled in the dark tent, holding her knees with her hands, sniffing, and muttering curses to me in a choked voice.
It’s too scary, maybe I’ll start sharpening the hatchet at some point...
Thinking that I was really too competitive with a little girl and not like an adult, I decided to find a time to apologize to Beiya.
But it's definitely not that I'm afraid of the hatchet girl. I'm afraid of being taken out of the kitchen or something like that. Really.
"Fanfan, please apologize to Beiya properly later." Tia said to me while stirring the bread and vegetable soup that was gradually releasing its aroma in the pot.
"I know I was wrong." I lowered my head honestly, then raised it again, smiling stupidly at Tia, scratching my head and asking for advice.
"But I don't know where the most serious mistake is. Tia, please give me an idea on what to say later."
"I think Fanfan's biggest mistake is..." Dia picked up the spoon, tapped it lightly on her lips, stretched out her tongue to add some, and started thinking with cute little moves.
Thinking of something, her cheeks turned slightly red under the firelight.
"I think what makes Beiya sad the most is what Fanfan said."
"Which sentence?" I asked humbly. My life is at stake now, Alu. If I don't do something, maybe I will meet Beiya in this pot of soup tomorrow, and then be combined forever in another way. Together.
Tsk, you really can’t watch too many dark things...
"That sentence [What's wrong with the devil liking women]?" Dia's pretty face turned red, she lowered her head subconsciously, glanced at her own breasts, and then said.
His eyes were serious, not like he was lying at all.
Because of this, I was so surprised that my jaw almost dropped.
I thought about countless possibilities in my mind, but I never expected it to be this sentence.
"I...I said, Tia, it's not that I don't believe you, but...but, this is too ridiculous. I can't think of what exactly made Beiya angry with this sentence. Indeed, it was vaguely I meant to laugh at her breasts, but hadn’t I ridiculed her in more straightforward terms before? I’ve never seen her so angry.”
"It's different this time." Those crystal clear beautiful eyes, which looked extremely bright under the firelight, gently swayed with circles of colorful ripples, looking extremely mysterious, as if they could penetrate people's hearts, Tia Smiled softly.
That's because I laughed at him before, but I didn't say I didn't like it, but this time I bluntly said I like it... I like the older one, which means that I'm not interested in the younger one.
Of course, Beja also knew that this was just a joke of someone trying to show off their moral integrity. If that was really the case and she only liked the big ones, then it would be impossible for Sarah.
But all jokes aside, girls, no matter how silly, violent, arrogant, or tough-tongued they are, they are still slender animals after all. In front of the person they have a crush on, their hearts are as fragile as glass, so even if they know it is a joke, they will Very sad.
There is no doubt that Tia understands why.
However, she also retains the pettiness of a girl. She has already [collaborated with an enemy] last time. This time, she cannot do such a thing again. Besides, if the reason is made clear to Fanfan, wouldn't it be tantamount to being obscure? Tell Fanfan that Beiya has secretly fallen in love with him?
Although Fanfan is a bit slow, he is not as slow as he appears. If he tells the reason, he will definitely notice it. Therefore, it is not up to him to say this kind of thing, but to Beiya to say it himself, whether it is From the perspective of Beja's opponent or a close friend, there is no way to tell.
"Fanfan is so annoying, just do as I say."
Tia glared at me coquettishly, and just as the soup was ready, she spooned a bowl and handed it to me, gesturing to Beja's tent with her eyes.
"As you command." I stood up straight and took steps with fearless courage.
After two or three steps, my courage deflated like a deflated balloon. I carefully turned back to look at Tia and pointed at the soup in my hand.
"How about...it's better to wait until I'm full before going."
The little girl smiled brightly: "I don't mind, but I don't know what will happen."
What do you mean? Is Tia implying that if I ignore the order, I will be the thing in this bowl tomorrow?
I suddenly trembled, and rushed into Beja's tent with the bowl in hand as if my butt was on fire.
"Alas~~" Let out a soft girlish sigh, Tia held her chin and stirred the soup in the pot in a boring way.
"Again... we've joined the enemy."
The inside of the tent was indeed as dark as I imagined, and the closed door completely blocked the light from the campfire outside, just like the interior of the tent owner.
With the druid's titanium alloy dog eyes, I could easily see Beya, who was curled up in the corner, hugging her legs, and tapping her knees with her chin in boredom. Could it be that she thought her knees were me and wanted to use her chin? Stab me to death? What an idea.
I coughed a few times, making enough noise for the other party to notice, then pinched my nose and sang in a high-pitched voice.
"Your Highness Beiya, I will serve you silver ears, lotus seeds, and soup."
"Pfft", the little girl quickly covered her mouth.
Oh oh oh, she just laughed. Could it be that this girl... is actually very easy to coax?
Anyway, I see the hope of climbing out of the pot tomorrow and getting a new life.
"Your Highness is not hungry, huh."
"Don't say that..." I rolled my eyes, thinking about how to apologize.
If I told Bea directly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh at you for having small breasts," she would definitely kick you out. I still have such a superficial understanding of women.
"Actually, I came here specifically to apologize to you." After thinking about it, I shamelessly approached and sat in front of Beiya.
"Your Highness, you don't need it!" The little girl said with a sullen face, not wanting to offend me.
"Don't be like this, you'd better check my sincerity first." I mysteriously pointed to the bowl of soup in my hand.
"Actually...the soup has added ingredients."
"Guard, there's a demon!" Beja said nothing, staring at me warily while retreating and screaming.
I:"……"
"Ahem, don't get me wrong, the material I'm talking about is not that, it's Linya's secret recipe."
"Liar." Beiya still stared at me defensively.
"It won't do any good to lie to you, right? I'm poor... ahem, what, the weather is really nice today." Suddenly I noticed a cold murderous intention approaching, I quickly stopped and giggled a few times.
"Linya's secret recipe, you really don't want to drink it?" I gave Beiya an incomprehensible look.
"What is Linya's secret recipe... Hey, could it be..." The little girl's mind finally came to her senses. She moved her eyes away from my face and stared at the bowl motionless, showing a longing look.
"Uh-huh, forget it if you don't want to." I turned around to leave.
"Wait." Heel was suddenly hugged by Beiya.
The plan goes through!
"Bring it here."
"What to bring?" I asked pretending to be stupid.
"Stop talking nonsense!" With the momentum of an aunt whose fighting power soars when there is a special offer in the supermarket, Beiya snatched the bowl from my hand and drank it all in two or two gulps, wishing she could swallow the bowl too.
I think if her resentment can be put into study and management, she will definitely be able to become a qualified elf queen after Artoria...
"Huha~~" With a satisfied sigh, the little girl put down the bowl and touched her chest.
It can't be effective so quickly, you idiot, not to mention that it was just a lie to you.
I rolled my eyes helplessly, but looking at Beiya's appearance, I couldn't bear it.
It's better to help her find a way. If that doesn't work, isn't the Red and White Princess researching a strange bra wrap that makes people look bigger?
"If you eat it, you can't be angry with me?" I tentatively touched the little girl's head and said.
"Bah, bah, bah, idiot Wu, you are not worthy of Your Highness's anger." He slapped my hand away, and the little girl stuffed the bowl over.
"My Highness wants more!"
"Oh...oh!" I responded in a panic, stood up, and walked to the tent door. I felt that I could say something more, so I turned back and glanced at Beiya.
"actually……"
Under Beiya's sharp gaze that said, "What are you going to say to tease me again?" I shrank my neck and said.
"Actually... small breasts are not bad, but they are rare resources and save energy."
He gave Beiya a flashing thumbs up and said, although he felt pretty good about himself and it might help her calm down, he was still afraid of this girl's weird temper, so he quickly ran away.
