...Ask a question..." I carefully considered my words in order not to offend the princess in front of me who was selling her moral integrity and selling her underwear.
"What should I do if the other person is wearing pants?"
Compared with the big cities like Lugoin and Kurast Seaport, Camp Rogge will not be inferior to these big cities in terms of scale or population after it expanded into a new area last God's birthday.
It's just that. Even if the current camp is barely free from poverty and hunger, the atmosphere is actually just a very large tribe or village, which is very different from a real big city.
The reason for this strange situation is not only the pragmatic, low-key, hard-working and simple soul of Camp Rogge itself, but also the deliberate actions of the great elders of the past generations in order to maintain the purity of the alliance base camp.
Although big cities are good, they are too chaotic and easy to be taken advantage of. Neither the civilians who are used to ordinary life nor the alliance like them. And if you really like big cities, wouldn't you just take the teleportation array to Lu Gaoyin?
Ahem, the topic has moved on. I want to say that because of this trend, in fact, most girls in the camp still mainly wear pants, and the updraft effect of virginity-loss underwear is not very effective.
"I have been prepared for this." Unexpectedly, the businessman was the red and white princess. But I noticed this very surprisingly, which made me a little surprised. This is not magic!
"Isn't there a virginity bra strap?"
The red miko skirt that was lifted up finally fell down. At this time, she patted her small breasts again... Oh, no. Sorry, there was a slip of the tongue, it was a slightly bulging chest.
"Because I didn't prepare any pants, I couldn't demonstrate it in person, so I could only explain orally the horror of this virginity-losing breastband..." The red and white princess continued to show off, with a deep and wise look on her face.
"What kind of terrible function is it?" The anger in my heart has turned into endless pity, so I will cooperate with her for the time being.
"Every three minutes. Automatically take off Master's pants."
I:"……"
This...this...can I not complain?
"Actually..." I feel that we can no longer let the red and white princess make mistakes again and again, and continue to walk into the bottomless abyss of bankruptcy.
"If you have any thoughts, just tell me." The other person thought that he could get some praise, so he smiled, raised his head and held his chest high, with a proud air of "praise me, just praise me".
"Actually, I still don't understand what kind of mentality women who want to buy virginity-loss underwear have."
"You're so stupid. What's wrong with this? Just look at its function and you'll know. Of course it's for [beep--]."
I wiped away a cold sweat. This red and white princess really dares to say anything. Those words are so shameful for ordinary people that even my ears were automatically patched with 18X shielding patches.
"Okay, suppose, suppose there really is such a woman, isn't there an easier way? Just shout out on the street, and anyone will be fine. Come to me quickly, isn't it? It’s even simpler, why go out of your way to buy your virginity-loss underwear?”
"It seems to make sense." The red and white princess thought for a few seconds, and suddenly countless lightning flashes passed through her mind. She staggered back a few steps, and then fell to her knees OTZ.
"Is it really the reason why it can't be sold?"
No, no, no, the more fundamental reason is that there is no such woman in this world!
"I have no choice but to think about other products. Thanks to Wu, I got out of my misunderstanding." Although she was deeply shocked, the red and white princess quickly cheered up and murmured to herself.
"What kind of underwear should I design this time?"
"Are you so obsessed with tampering with underwear? Give me some ordinary products!!!" I angrily lifted the coffee table.
"Underwear is the most common thing, something everyone needs."
"Okay... okay, whatever you want." My body shook a few times, and I no longer knew what to say.
"I wonder what kind of underwear can be sold?"
"The most ordinary underwear."
"How can I, a member of the miko clan, only make ordinary things? What is the difference between this and mortals?"
"Then you keep thinking about making money from mortals, you bastard!"
"Anyway, let's make it a little special. After all, it's made of such precious paper and underwear made of charms. Wu, do you have any suggestions?"
"Let me think about it..."
If I don't get the 100,000 yuan princess today, I won't be able to get any information from her.
So, I was thinking about it very seriously, and even thought about the original world.
But this really gave me a good idea.
"Let's start with a bra strap. Can you do this with a bra strap that will make your breasts look bigger after you put it on?"
"No problem, as long as there is a charm, there is nothing that can't be done." The red and white princess's eyes lit up, and she seemed to agree with this method.
After all, it was a product that even she wanted. With pity, I looked at her breasts, which were neither big nor small and had no features at all.
"I always feel that Wu's gaze is very disrespectful."
"It's just your illusion. You should be able to do it now. Answer me a few questions."
"Well, since Wu helped me think of such a good business opportunity, I will try my best to answer Wu, as long as it is something I can talk about."
"Very well, just ask here."
This is still within the confines of the Mages Guild. It is backed by a small forest and there is no one around. It is a good place for conversation.
"Hold on."
With that said, the red and white princess took out her wooden box again, and once again staged the Transformers drama. The wooden box turned into a spacious wooden floor, which was soft, like a layer of wood-colored carpet. There is also a low wooden table in the middle.
I:"……"
Although I have already said it, I still want to complain again, if there were more wooden boxes like this. It will definitely be welcomed by adventurers and travelers. It sells better than any other underwear. At least I will consider buying one.
Are all the witches just fools who throw watermelons and pick sesame seeds?
Make tea skillfully. After taking a sip and entering tea-drinking god mode, the red and white princess made a please gesture.
"First of all, the first question is, is the space guarded by your witch clan connected to hell?"
"To be precise, it is a special closed barrier space located in the Dark Continent, with a portal to the hell world." The other party replied very readily.
very good. The first problem is solved.
"Last time I heard you say that the miko clan has been living in that space for generations, and they seem to be guarding something. Is it just to guard this passage to hell?"
"Prohibited matters."
I:"……"
Forget it if I can't answer, please don't force me to complain, okay?
"Okay, let's change the question. Can the Hell Clan come to our Dark Continent through your passage?"
"Theoretically. No."
"Why?"
"First of all, the location of the exit to hell is not fixed, but keeps moving randomly. It never stays in one place. Just trying to meet the exit of the passage is very difficult to enter. Furthermore, there are Protected by a powerful barrier, not even the devil can enter."
"That's good." I was relieved when I heard that even the devil couldn't enter.
However, if even the devil couldn't do it, then what was the soul of the burgundy devil back then...
"Is this barrier directional? For example, it is only effective for the hell clan, but ordinary people can easily pass through it."
"I never heard my mother say this. Even so, it's not easy for ordinary people to pass through... What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing..."
But suddenly I heard "Mom" from the red and white princess. For some reason, I felt very...well, very scary.
"So, the last question, do you remember that about...well, about thirty years ago, was there a soul passing through that passage?"
With a soft "pop", the red and white princess, who had been holding the tea in her tea-drinking god mode, gently put the cup down, raised the teapot with an elegant and indifferent expression, and filled a cup for herself, but did not hold it up for a long time. .
"Indeed." After a while, she responded softly.
I was so energetic that I wanted to slap my thigh hard and shout, "Sure enough, it is so."
"Can you tell me about this?"
"I wasn't born yet at that time, so I don't know very well."
I:"……"
"Wu... what's that look? Do you doubt my age? I'm a beautiful girl in my prime."
Chu Chu, who is in her prime, should be a girl with integrity, right?
"It seems like you have to ask your mother."
"It's a pity that my mother has passed away."
"I'm sorry, that's a shame, in every way, but what about your father? Maybe he might know, too."
"Father is still here."
"I really want to see him right away." In addition to this question, I also want to see what kind of fortress genes the Red and White Princess has inherited.
"I can do it now."
"Really...really?" I was shocked.
"Yes, do you really want to see it that much?"
"If possible, please let me see you."
"All right."
In response, the red and white princess was holding something under the table.
Hey, take...?
Then, a half-person tall money box appeared in front of me as if it was taken out of Doraemon's pocket.
"To introduce you solemnly, this is my father."
"What kind of father is this!!!"
"I can't help it. This is what my mother told me when she was still alive. She said that from now on, you should treat the money box like your father."
"What kind of mother is this!!!"
Is it true that like daughter, like mother? I seem to be able to imagine what the mother of the Red and White Princess looks like!
"And she also told me that she picked me up in the money box."
"No, no, no, please don't believe this. I think most adults have lied to their children in this way. They said they picked it up from the river, picked it up from the roadside, and so on."
"That's right. Judging from a normal point of view, there should be no way to throw the baby into the money box."
"Even if you don't judge from such an ordinary perspective, you can still guess it!!"
"But what my mother said was very true. She said that I stayed in the money box for ten months before I came out."
"You're ten months pregnant, you bastard. Who is the mother and who is the father? The genders are completely mixed up. Your mother's gender is even confused!"
"She said that thanks to this, she made more money in those ten months than before."
"It's completely exposed! She just put you as a baby on the money box and used other people's love to make money. This is absolutely right!!!"
"I can't leave the money box anymore. Isn't this the feeling of being connected by flesh and blood?" The red and white princess hugged the money box unmoved. He said kindly and movedly.
"No, this is just the feeling of getting into money's eyes."
"It is said that as long as a gold coin is put in, my father will make a "ding dong——" sound with a happy smile. I really want to hear it. It has been a long time since I heard my father's hearty laughter."
"This laughter is so damn supernatural! Can a human make it?!"
"If my father is happy, I will be happy too."
"You are the only one who is happy, right!!!"
I gasped for air. Oops, I accidentally fell into the opponent's complaint trap and couldn't extricate myself. This red and white princess really shouldn't be underestimated.
"What would happen if I threw a silver coin?" I took out a small coin and made a gesture of throwing it into the money box.
After taking a light sip of tea, the red and white princess looked at me with an indifferent look like a beggar: "Father will probably be reluctant and smile reluctantly."
"I'm so sorry that your father had to do so reluctantly!!"
"Where's a gem?" I took out another broken gem.
"Father will definitely tell me to entertain my guests well." The red and white princess cheered up and enthusiastically gave me a cup of tea.
"Ten yuan." I continued to test, wanting to see where the bottom line of this 100,000 yuan princess' moral integrity lies?
"Although it is a simple meal, please stay and let me wait to thank you, my father said." The eyes of the red and white princess were sparkling.
"One hundred dollars."
"There is hope for the revival of the shrine. I don't know how to repay this great kindness." The red and white princess touched the corners of her eyes with emotion, knelt down and bent over, touched her fingers to the ground, and gave a big gift... Not finished To be continued)RQ
