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"You kid, how dare you say such a thing? She and I are related by blood. We can change husbands, but grandma cannot." Raphael also got angry. Like me, he rolled up his sleeves, revealing two white and tender parts. Slender arms that look weak and weak.
Roosters cross-eyed and gangsters fight, this is probably how we describe our current situation.
Seeing that the other party was resorting to the blood theory, I was not willing to be outdone and played the emotional card.
"Are you kidding? What has your grandma ever done for Linya? She has always just left her with an unattainable figure!"
"Ugh...you little bastard." Raphael was speechless for a moment, his eyes flashed with a trace of sadness, helplessness and guilt, and then he became angry and looked at me gloomily. Flying high, the momentum also increased.
"Hmph, it seems that Xiao Wu, you are determined to make things difficult for me?"
"This is a matter of principle. I'm not going to give in!" I also gathered momentum and confronted Raphael without giving in.
Although since I came to the third world, she has taken good care of me, which can even be described as meticulous. I am very grateful, but this matter has to do with Linya. This is not a reason for me to give in.
"Very good, Sa Qili is almost praising you to the sky. Let me see how much you, the savior, are worth!"
"Anytime!"
"Wait, it's time for you to calm down for a while!!!"
Linya has always been in my arms. Finally broke out and broke away all of a sudden. He put his hands on his hips, his pretty face flushed, and stared at the two of us angrily.
Linya has a gentle temperament. I rarely get angry. So when she became angry, both Raphael and I lost our momentum. We stared at each other and started provoking each other with our gazes.
Come if you dare!
You are a man, right? Don’t even have the courage to take action first?
Your woman, it doesn't matter if I let you do it.
That's probably what it feels like.
"Really, Brother Wu is the same, and grandma is too. She is no longer a child. It's too shameful to make such a fuss." Linya continued to nag, scolding us for our childish behavior, and those who didn't know thought she was Rafael Your grandma is the right one.
"Brother Wu shouldn't say that. Just like you, she has been paying for the alliance. She can't come back to visit me. It's not because she hates her that she does it. It's because of this kind of grandma that I respect her."
"Yes... yes, I was wrong." I shrugged my head. He had no temper at all after being trained.
Indeed, what I said just now is suspected of making a fool of myself. Raphael is trying to force someone to do something difficult, and he is ignoring my contribution to the alliance. But my words, saying that she did not take good care of Linya, are not the same. Are you also ignoring her contribution to the alliance?
Her contribution to the alliance is far greater than mine. When she calms down and thinks about it, guilt suddenly arises in her heart. She really deserves to be slapped for saying those words.
Of course, I feel guilty, but I still won’t allow her to force Linya.
"Sure enough, little Linya loves me the most." Raphael saw this and was extremely moved.
"Grandma too!"
"Unexpectedly, Linya just finished talking about me and immediately shot back with a carbine, silencing Raphael who had just stretched out his hand to wipe his eyes with relief."
"Obviously he is our elder, but he is making trouble with Brother Wu and fanning the flames in order to prevent the world from being chaotic. Really, you should respect my opinions again."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Raphael was in grief.
I think that the sum of the following words is probably not as damaging to her as the previous sentence "Obviously she is our elder". This princess of Baizu does not recognize her elders. Of course, just like Linya's sister The ordinary appearance also gave her the capital to think so.
"Of course, in fact, I have no right to be angry." At the end of the sentence, Linya's momentum suddenly softened, and she looked at the two of us gently.
"No matter how wrong Brother Wu and Grandma are, they are always thinking about me and caring about me. Therefore, in fact, I am the only one who is not qualified to blame you. Thank you, Brother Wu, and Grandma."
As she said that, Linya's little hands gently hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. Then she turned around and kissed Raphael as she had done.
"What do you mean [and grandma]? I seem to be talking about it incidentally." Raphael, who was subtly paying attention to the details, muttered dissatisfied, but his eyes betrayed her and couldn't help but reveal The meaning of gratification and joy.
"Grandma, I've decided." Completely ignoring the other party's complaints, Linya took a step back and said seriously.
"I have decided that if possible... no, it is absolutely necessary. Please leave this mission to me."
"Really...really?" These words were expected by Raphael, but she couldn't help but confirm again in surprise.
Linya nodded her head hard, she really couldn't be more serious.
Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but slap my forehead and sigh, like a prodigal dog.
Fell into Raphael's trap.
Not only did I not pull Linya out of the quagmire, but because of my existence, I was used by Raphael to give Linya a perfect provocation.
If I hadn't interrupted at the beginning and let Raphael convince Linya by directing and acting on his own, perhaps with Linya's calmness and caution, she would have to think about it for a while before finally making up her mind. Raphael's momentum made Linya make an immediate decision.
In other words, even taking into account the personalities of Linya and I, the quarrel just now was also within her calculations. The Princess of Hundred Tribes is indeed well-deserved for her scheming.
After thinking about all this. I'm not angry either.
Although Raphael used a little conspiracy, it was Linya who really made the decision. This decision also came from her heart. From just now, Linya accused Raphael of "fanning the flames. Lest the world not be in chaos." In fact, you can see it. At that time, Linya had already seen through her grandmother's sinister intentions, otherwise she would never have said these words.
That is to say. Linya saw through the other party's methods. Still, making such a decision was indeed her intention, and Raphael's actions were nothing more than a catalyst.
Analyzing a little more deeply, perhaps from the very beginning, I was vaguely aware that with Linya's character, she would definitely agree to Raphael's request in the end. I did not stand up to stop Linya from doing this. He just didn't want to see her forced, and this mood happened to be used by Raphael in turn to speed up Linya's decision.
What a terrifying guy who has no plans left.
I glared at Raphael helplessly, and she happened to look over here, smiled, and gave me a victory sign very arrogantly and proudly.
hateful……
"Xiao Xiao Wu, what do you think? This is Xiao Linya's decision. Do you want to continue to object?"
"Well..."
"Brother Wu. Although I understand your intentions very well and am very happy, but I also want to do something for Brother Wu, not for the alliance, just... just for you, Brother Wu..." Linya said seriously, She looked at me shyly and nervously.
Being able to say such bold words in front of Raphael shows that she is really determined.
"There is nothing I can do. Since it is Linya's decision, of course I will support it." I reached out and touched Linya's head, and I laughed.
"No matter what Linya wants to do, I will fully support you. With me here, you will never let you fight alone."
"Brother Wu..." Linya's eyes became moist and misty.
"Linya..."
As if being pulled by the natural force of gravity, the distance between the two slowly came closer, and their lips gradually came together.
“Cough cough cough—!”
Unfortunately, there was an incomprehensible guy who coughed several times, breaking the good atmosphere between Linya and me.
"Xiao Linya, if you really want to shoulder this mission well, there is not much time left for you now."
"Yes... that's true, but we have to work hard from now on." Linya shyly covered her red face and nodded repeatedly.
"Fortunately, Grandma Allen and I have taught you a lot of basics before. What do you think? I have some foresight."
"What kind of foresight? It's obviously already been planned." Linya replied angrily.
"Ah haha, in short, Xiao Linya, you have to be mentally prepared next time." Raphael's expression suddenly became serious.
"Perhaps, there isn't even much time to sleep."
"Yes, grandma." Linya straightened her body like a soldier who had received an order.
"If you need my help, just ask." Thinking of the importance of this mission and feeling the heavy burden on Linya's shoulders, I shook her little hand distressedly.
"Don't worry, don't worry, there will be a time when Xiao Wu can help, but not now."
Linya didn't say anything, but Raphael had already blinked slyly at the side. It seemed that she had already counted my share.
Because Linya has taken on the task, I have to be very energetic. I can no longer leave everything to Raphael and only be responsible for the combat part like before.
Buy one, get one free, kill two birds with one stone, our Princess of the Hundred Tribes is really smart about her calculations, and she has no temper even if she is being plotted against.
"Then, I will accept Xiao Linya first. Xiao Xiao Wu, please enjoy the little leisure time left."
Saying this, Raphael gave me a wink and pulled Linya away.
Look at her crow's mouth, what does it mean to have not much left?
I rolled my eyes in return and watched the pair of grandmother and granddaughter, as pretty as sisters, disappear from sight.
Linya will probably be miserable next time.
Directing a battle is not as easy as managing affairs.
First of all, Linya needs to be familiar with the current combat effectiveness of the camp, as well as the camp's intelligence system, how to use the power of investigators, and understand all the intelligence collected these days, which is called knowing yourself and the enemy.
It would be nice if the pornographic maid was here. In terms of intelligence work, as the intelligence leader of the entire elven clan, she is an expert among experts, not even Raphael can compare with her.
Then, it serves as a defensive magic circle that the camp relies on for its survival. Linya also had to get familiar with it and understand its power. Function, effect, otherwise. He doesn't even know how to use his own biggest weapon effectively. What about commanding the battle?
In addition, in a large-scale war, Linya has almost zero experience in the abilities and matching effects of each profession, based on the types of monsters, how to combine them, how to distribute them, and what tactics should be used. , you have to learn it from scratch.
Finally there is the logistics. I rarely come into contact with these things, so I don’t know what aspects I need to understand and what are the difficulties, but it is obviously not easy.
Just these things that can be thought of are enough to make one's head spin, not including those that have not been thought of and some details.
Even if Linya is a genius, even if she has wise men like Raphael and Grandma Allen to teach her, it is almost impossible to become a qualified war commander in such a short period of time.
But that's okay. The remaining impossibilities are left to me to make up for. Although it may be too complacent to say this, but if you risk your life to do it, there will probably always be a way. No matter what, Linya's first battle cannot be allowed to happen. It's lost its prestige, hasn't it?
Thinking of this, I strolled out of the tent and stretched out towards the rising sun.
Although that statement is very problematic, Raphael's meaning is very accurate. There is indeed not much time left for leisure.
Forget it, just enjoy this [last] good time.
After doing a few stretches outside the tent, I took a breath and took a big step.
First of all, go and see your cheap junior sister. After all, we have already made an appointment.
"Senior Brother"
Far away, Biansha was sitting on top of the European-style attic window again, waving to me.
There was still a jar of honey in my arms, but the meat buns were no longer there, which made me feel relieved.
Yesterday I ate so many meat buns in one go, it seems like I have calmed down a bit.
"Beansa, have you had breakfast?" I touched the head of Beansa who came up to me and asked with a smile.
First nodding, then shaking his head, Beansa seemed a little confused.
"Anyway, you want to say that you ate honey in the morning, right." With the title of [Senior Brother] on my head, and the intelligence bonus for my junior sister, I could barely guess what Beansa wanted to express.
"Yeah, yeah." Beansa nodded sharply.
"Okay, let me do a trick." The empty palm turned over, and there was a lunch box on it.
This was a little trick that even children couldn't fool, but it got Beansha's excited cheers. She was such a kind little junior sister. I wiped the tears from my eyes with joy.
Breakfast was prepared by Linya. After knowing that I had a cheap little junior sister, she wanted to meet her. Unfortunately, I originally planned to find time for her to meet and get to know Beansha, but now Rafi was I was kidnapped and taken away. Let alone meeting Beansa, maybe it would be a little difficult for me to meet Linya next time.
I shook my head and threw away these thoughts. Seeing Beiansha holding a lunch box and eating happily, I was also infected by her pure and bright smile, and I smiled accordingly. I just felt that if Beiansha was so innocent and cute, it would be impossible to A carefree smile is always with you, and no matter how many difficulties you encounter, you will never feel depressed.
"It's so delicious. Apart from honey and meat buns, Beansa has never eaten anything so delicious." Putting down the lunch box that had been licked clean, Beansa looked at me with sparkling eyes.
"Do you like it? Why not come to my house and you can eat it every day from now on." I smiled and pinched her delicate and soft cheeks.
"It still counts..."
Beansa hesitated in embarrassment, resisted the temptation of food, and shook his head in refusal.
What is the unspeakable secret that makes her unwilling to come to my home, or it can be said that it makes her unwilling to have too much contact with other people.
Never mind, everyone has secrets.
"By the way, Beansa, what happened to the memory crystal that was recorded last time? Has it been sent out?" I suddenly thought of this.
"Well, I've sent it. They will be very happy when they see it." The junior sister said with a bright smile.
"Really? Uh... that's good."
Although I am very curious about how Biansha sent it. How can I be sure that the other party will receive it? But a man’s sixth sense tells me that asking these questions will make Beansa feel embarrassed, so let’s forget it.
In fact, I was a little worried because I overlooked one thing. After recording, Beansa should be reminded to check the contents.
It's too late to say anything now.
I shook my head. I suppressed the little uneasiness in my heart and began to take out a large amount of ingredients to prepare in the next free time. Give Biansha devil training.
At least we can't let Beansana use his [Subtle Level] cooking skills. Go back and torture her beloved sister.
"Are you ready? Beansa."
"Ready!"
"I'm not strong enough. Answer louder."
"Oh, ready!!"
"That's right, this is the momentum to light a fire and set up a pot!!"
"oh oh!!!"
As a result, in a small and dilapidated hotel, a gorgeous light and color effect like that of the Chinese [Beep] began to be staged.
It's just that other people's homes are either golden and brilliant, or they are like playing fairy music.
And in the attic of a small hotel. But from time to time, there would be a black light, a burst of smoke, or a loud explosion.
A live-action dark version of the Little Master of Hell.
It wasn't until almost dusk that I finally lost my energy. OTZ put his hands on the ground and fell to his knees.
Not at all, this guy Beansa.
Her cooking skills, like her math skills, are a fighter among idiots, and they are as hard as they come. Just like the distance between King Arthur and love back then.
Looking at the unknown charred carbon-like objects on the ground, as well as the pots of broth exuding a strange smell, I collapsed again, and my forehead hit the floor with a bang.
God, give me the light of Willas, the God of Cooking, and let me save this lost lamb.
Biansha didn't seem to be aware of her poor cooking skills. She even tasted a few bites of the roasted meat and stew she made. She felt subtle about herself.
We can't let her go down the wrong path anymore.
I ignited the sense of mission of my senior brother.
I asked Velas to send some food. I think that in order to change Beansa's cooking skills, she must first reverse her wrong taste system of "No matter how unpleasant the food is," and make her intolerable to the food she cooks. Only Only in this way can we make progress.
People need to be self-motivated, otherwise no matter how others supervise them, they will achieve half the result with twice the result.
However, it is very valuable to send it from the first world to the third world. I went to the Mages Guild last time and asked about it. A meat bun consumes the energy of a complete gem, so I really can't afford it.
Forget it, let Vilas make some meat buns first...
After secretly making up my mind, I stopped doing unnecessary training and stood up.
Let’s deal with these foods first.
Of course, what Beansa made cannot be recycled. Even if it is thrown away, it will poison the wild dogs nearby, so it must be buried.
However, there are also quite a few roasts and stews that I made to demonstrate for Beansa. These taste pretty good, especially after absorbing Raphael’s methods, I am particularly confident in the roasts I make. , barely able to look down upon those rookie adventurers.
The portions are quite large. Beansa and I will definitely not be able to finish them all. Keeping them is just a waste.
By the way, I clapped my hands and thought of a good idea.
Just give it to the orphanage.
"Biansha, do me a favor and send all the uneaten food to the last orphanage, okay?" I tried to ask.
Precisely because I know that Beansa doesn't like contact with others, I want to slowly change her stay-at-home personality. If the other person is a child, maybe Beansa will be more accepting.
Sure enough, after hesitating for a moment, Biansha nodded, not as resistant as before when I asked her to go to my house.
The two carried a large pot of broth and large bags of barbecue to the orphanage, and were warmly welcomed by the children.
Maybe Mi Seya’s teachings are good? Resisting the temptation of the fragrant aroma, all the children sat on the long wooden table in the restaurant, and the person on duty that day was responsible for distributing the barbecue and broth.
However, I can't control my mouth.
"Uncle Fan, this stew tastes average. Did you make it?" The naughty boy yelled in an innocent and innocent manner.
Go eat yours.
I rolled my eyes at him helplessly.
"Barbecue, delicious." A little loli said shyly.
I immediately beamed.
"But compared with what Sister Ya did, it's far behind." The child next to him added.
That’s why I said I hate naughty kids the most.
"Uncle Fan, let's play." When the meal was over, I was about to leave, but I was surrounded by all the children, with pairs of expectant eyes that seemed to be shining.
Let me choke these cruel little guys!
In front of these star-like gazes, I felt like a vampire exposed to the sun, unbearably holding my arms in front of my face.
Looking at Beansa who was standing far away, still refusing to approach and not being liked by the children, I hesitated for a moment, and I nodded helplessly.
"One moment, just one moment."
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