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After leaving the bottle of comprehensive rejuvenation potion, I said goodbye to Sa Qili and the others. After a while, I arrived at the illegal stronghold of the Hairy Leg Immortal, a dilapidated hotel that seemed to have been abandoned.
Beansa was actually sitting on the roof of the attic of the hotel, dangling a pair of long and slender calves there. From a high position, he saw my arrival from afar, waving his hands happily and shouting repeatedly.
Really, why did you come to sit in such a conspicuous place? Although the location is remote, patrol soldiers will pass by from time to time. Is it possible that he is not afraid of them seeing him? Or does it mean that Beansha has the ability to have no sense of presence like little Jasmine, which can make others Ignore her?
The Hairy Leg Immortal guy is too irresponsible. Why don't you just ignore it? At least he remembers that he and Beansha are gangsters, and it is not suitable to appear in front of everyone.
Anyway, it's good that we didn't cause any trouble.
"Biansha, how have you been during this time? Have you gotten into any trouble?"
Seeing my little junior sister jumping down from the roof in a graceful arc like an enthusiastic puppy and running straight towards me, I felt warm in my heart. I put my big hand on the head of Beansha who came in front of me and gently said Caressing gently.
This long black hair feels as good as any high-grade silk.
"No, except for looking for food. Beansa has been staying here. He hasn't gone anywhere, and he hasn't caused any trouble." The little head rested comfortably under my gentle caress. Then he shook it.
"That's good... uh, Beansa, what's that in your hand?" I smiled and was about to praise it, when I suddenly found something that Beansa had been holding in his arms, and I couldn't help but be stunned.
"Jar." Beansa replied concisely.
"No, I know it's the jar, I mean, where does all this honey come from?"
I looked uneasy. Idiot Beansa, he probably doesn't like eating honey too much. He just takes advantage of the sheep in the camp. He should have known this. She should have left a few more cans for her when she left. It seems that my senior brother is not careful enough or qualified enough.
"It's a gift from a kindhearted person." Beansa tilted his head, not forgetting to lick the honey on his hand.
"Good Samaritan?" I was dumbfounded. Where could a kind person send honey come from? ~~-.shushuw.--First update~~
"Yes. Good Samaritan." Beansa tilted his head a little, and his expression didn't look like he was lying.
Whatever... I feel like I shouldn't continue asking. A fool like Beansa shouldn't be able to lie. Anyway, it’s good that he didn’t take advantage of others in the camp, just in case the shrewd Raphael discovered him. That would be troublesome.
At this point, the good Samaritans that Beansa refers to - to be precise. It's Good Samaritan No. 1.
"yawn!!!"
Thousands of miles away from the camp, in the icy plains, a loud sneeze came from a sea of red that was constantly surging.
Look carefully, there is no red ocean here, it is clearly countless sinking demons gathered together, busy everywhere. Every sinking demon, even if it is just an ordinary level, exudes a unique aura, no matter which level it is. The fallen demons and wizards are all elite warriors carefully selected from this level.
The momentum emanating from them combined together and shot straight into the sky, as if they were real. If the enemy were here, they would be pressed to the ground by this powerful and terrifying force in an instant, unable to move, and allowed to be slaughtered by these fallen demons.
And in the center of this red ocean, a unique Sinking Demon Wizard, a Sinking Demon Wizard exuding an unparalleled powerful aura, was rubbing his nose and commanding his men. The huge sneeze just now seemed to That's what it comes from.
"Quick, quick, you idiots, go out and search the entire icy plain. Find all the honeycombs for me. If necessary, you can even go to the Stone Wilderness."
The right-hand man of the Great Demon King Andariel, the lord of the Cold Plains who was so powerful that all the adventurers were shocked by the news, Bisu Bosu, was commanding his army of red fallen demons and shouted loudly.
When his eyes accidentally caught sight of a fertile mushroom behind his house, this notorious and powerful overlord who dominated the icy plains couldn't help but show a bitter look on his face and muttered to himself.
"It used to be mushrooms... now it's honey... This is okay, but I don't know what else this master will want in the future. I hope I can get it myself, otherwise..."
Having said this, Bisubosu shuddered.
Although it is very confident in its own strength, it still knows that the Lord is a more powerful demon king who can easily chop off its head with a sword.
In terms of force, Lord Azmodan, the Demon King of Original Sin, ranks first among the four demon kings, and is more powerful than his master Andariel.
"Beansa, what did you do while I was away?"
At this moment, the great Lord Azmodan was sitting with her senior brother at Rogge Camp, licking the honey on her hands.
"Well... eat honey, make spices with the teacher, eat honey, practice barbecue, eat honey, practice stewing soup, and eat honey." Beansa counted one by one with his fingers.
You ate too much honey, you idiot, are you a bear? How much do you like eating honey?
"Where is the old man now?"
I pressed my temples with a headache, and looked around, but I didn't find the hairy-legged fairy.
"The teacher said he was going to collect materials and went out."
"when."
"Three days ago."
"This damn old man." I gritted my teeth with hatred. I left Beansa alone in the camp. Do you have any sense of responsibility? Beansa is so stupid... Ahem, he is so innocent and pure. If the patrolling soldiers are What should I do if I'm captured?
Wait, that doesn’t seem right either. It’s said as if the camp is the villain.
In short, there is nothing I can do. During the period when the Hairy Leg Immortal is away, I will take care of Beansa. It is also time to shoulder the responsibility of being a senior brother. We must not let Beiansha learn the bad habits and bad character of the hairy-legged fairy.
Thinking of this, I kept caressing Beansha's head with pity and looked at her softly.
"Biansha, how are the two dishes I taught you? After practicing for so long, have you made any progress?"
"Of course." Speaking of this, Biansha became happy. He puffed up his chest very confidently.
I:"……"
Well, another Sarah level...well, maybe a little better, Biansha should be still young. There is still room for development.
I wiped away my sad tears and touched Beansa's head more gently.
"Then let me see. I have brought fresh meat."
Saying this, he quickly set up the campfire, and happened to feel a little hungry. The Momo noodles made by Linya tasted very good, but unfortunately for a druid who had just woken up from hibernation... ahem, the portion was a little too small.
"Make stew. Make stew." Beansa seemed to be better at stew, and a bonfire was set up. After preparing the materials, decide immediately.
First cut the meat into the pieces you like. Wash it well, put it in a pot, pour an appropriate amount of water, and boil it together.
Very good, the water is boiling, lower the fire and simmer for a while. At this time, you can add some ingredients that are easy to cook. After that, the key spices are mixed, which is also the soul of this stew.
I watched Beansa's actions and kept nodding. Although there were still some unfamiliar aspects, there were generally no mistakes in the steps. At this speed, I would be able to make a good stew in no time.
This time...it probably won't explode.
When it came to the key seasoning part, I was also blinded. Although Rafael seemed to have told me several ways to prepare it, but... I forgot all about it.
So I had no choice but to roast Beansa himself. For some reason, I felt a faint sense of uneasiness when I saw Beansa pouring the spices he got from the Hairy Leg Fairy into the pot.
In terms of taste, it seems that I can’t raise my expectations.
Okay, the seasoning is done, now comes the most important thing -! !
Seeing Biansha lifting the honey jar and making a tilting gesture, I clapped my hands.
Yes, the next step is the most important – add honey to the stew!
That’s weird, your sister! This taste is too novel and curious. I have never heard of adding honey to the stew. How much of an idiot do you have to be, or how obsessed with honey, you bastard!
I violently lifted the coffee table in my heart, and I was about to shout to stop it, but it was too late.
With a delicious golden color, you can tell at a glance that the precious honey is pure and pollution-free. Under Beansa's heroic pouring action, it flows into the pot like water.
When I screamed loudly and rushed up to grab the honey jar, I looked inside and saw that there was originally half a jar of honey, but now only a thin layer of honey was left sticking to the bottom of the wall.
"Senior brother, what's wrong?" Beansa, who was surprised by my actions and felt good about himself, tilted his head in confusion and asked.
He kept stirring the pot with a spoon in his hand.
So, I watched helplessly as the broth accounted for three-quarters and honey accounted for one-quarter of the stew - no, I am no longer sure whether I should call it stew or not.
In short, I looked at this strange pot of soup. After pouring in a lot of honey, a layer of sticky bubbles slowly appeared. From the golden color at the beginning, it slowly turned into shit yellow.
Mixed with the stewed meat and other ingredients, it is constantly rolling on the thick soup, which looks like a boiling cesspit...
"No...it's nothing." After confirming that it was hopeless, I gave up struggling, sat down on the ground, and murmured.
In the end, this pot of soup underwent a magical and unknown chemical change, and turned into a strange object like jelly. I can guarantee that even Willas may not be able to make such a thing. In a sense, Biansha It's really awesome, it's already a killer in the kitchen.
"It's done, senior brother, come and taste it."
Looking at the shit-yellow jelly-shaped [broth] in the bowl, I was speechless. For some reason, I miss the dark boiled noodles that Beansa made before.
"How does it taste?" Seeing that Beansa was eating happily, I moved my chopsticks and couldn't help but ask first.
"Um……"
Biting the chopsticks. Beansa, who looked extremely cute, pondered this simple question for a long time, as if she was imagining an unknown formula that had puzzled scientists for hundreds of years. Finally, she seemed to have an idea.
"Except for the taste of honey, which I really like, the rest... is still very subtle. How should I put it, the taste is subtle and nice."
"Yes...yes, haha..."
At this time, besides bursting into tears. I've thought about using other expressions to face it.
"But the most important thing is that senior brother is here, eating alone... it's really a bit lonely." He quickly ate a bowl of jelly broth, but Beansa, who was still unfinished, stopped moving, looking like he was hesitating to speak, and finally . He said this a little shyly.
"Well, I won't go out again this time. I will stay here for a while. I will try my best to come and eat with you. How about it?"
Seeing the flash of loneliness on Beansa's face, I couldn't help but reach out my hand again. Caressing her head gently.
"real?"
"Do you think I'm lying to you?"
"That's great, long live my brother."
Biansha rushed over happily. She jumped into my arms, and then...then picked me up, lifted me up, and turned and swung me happily. Her weightless look was as if my weight was just like a floating cloud on her slender and petite arms.
Oh oh oh oh, what's going on with this brute force? Wait, Beansa, stop, help! ! !
By the time Beansa calmed down, I had already rolled my eyes and fell to the ground.
What a dangerous person. Where on earth did the Hairy Leg Immortal find such a magical little junior sister for me?
After finally getting up from the ground, Biansha's innocent and bright smile continued to expand in his eyes.
"Senior brother, have another bowl."
She didn't know when she took the bowl that I had finally swallowed and finished eating, and spooned a new bowl of jelly broth for me.
this……
Could it be that Beansa was an undercover assassin sent by the Four Demon Kings to try to kill me with food?
It turns out that it is so happy to be able to bathe in the sunshine.
I thought it was going to be doomed. When I walked out of the hotel, I looked up at the sun hanging feebly in the sky, and I was moved to tears.
"Brother, where are we going? The teacher said I can't run around." Beansha, who was led out by me, looked at me curiously and asked aloud.
Even though he said that, he seemed to be obedient and obedient, "I want to listen to the teacher and I won't go anywhere."
But the expectant look in those beautiful, dark, sparkling big eyes had completely betrayed her, revealing an expression of joy and excitement that said, "But as long as my senior brother takes me there, Beansa will just pretend that I don't have this teacher."
It really shouldn't be underestimated. Perhaps this idiot junior sister has a deep and deeply sinister attribute hidden in her body.
"Of course. Don't compare me with that old man. He and I are different. I can take you wherever you want, even if it's Andariel's lair...well, that, probably."
It felt like the bullshit was too loud, and even I was embarrassed, so I hurriedly coughed a few times to cover it up.
"Eh? Senior brother, do you want to go there?"
"Well... I'm not talking about whether I want to go or not. If possible, I'm still a little curious about what her palace looks like." I laughed.
"If you have a chance, Beiansha, please take senior brother there." My cute little junior sister clasped her hands behind her back, raised her head, and looked over with smiling eyes.
"Yes, yes, I'll trouble you then." I couldn't help but reach out and pinch her cheek.
I really didn’t expect that Beansa would dare to brag more than me.
In short, let's go now, stay in that shabby hotel all the time, it's really a shame that Beansa can endure it.
I am different from the hairy-leg fairy. He is afraid of being caught. If he blatantly appears in the crowd with Biansha, he will be hired as a coolie by Raphael in less than three minutes.
As for me...my words...I...I'm already a coolie, bastard!
"Why did senior brother cry suddenly?" Beansha looked at me curiously.
"It's nothing, I just remembered some sad things." Wiping away the sad tears, I held Beansha's little hand and left this remote and lonely place.
I met a patrol team on the way. Because I didn’t reveal my identity as an elder to the outside world, I didn’t have enough prestige. I had to be stopped and questioned, which was a bit troublesome. At this time, I suddenly felt that the status of the handyman elder was occasionally useful, so I put it first. In the camp of the world, let alone a cute girl, even if he was walking around on the street with a Mephisto, the soldiers would not have any objection.
Finally, we arrived at the area where adventurers were active, and the crowd on the street became lively and bustling.
"So...so many people...嘞Wowahahahahah"
Beansa bit her tongue to blur out the word human. Although she was an idiot, she still knew the most basic concealment methods.
"Hahaha, look at you, it seems like I haven't seen so many people before." I couldn't help laughing when I saw Biansha biting his tongue as he spoke so excitedly.
Did this stupid junior sister come out of the deep mountains and forests?
"No...no, I have never seen a place with so many people before." Beansa shook his head honestly, looking around with a little bit of eyesight, completely attracted by the scenery on both sides.
I took her words to mean that during these days of following the Hairy-legged Immortal, I had to live in hiding like an incompetent teacher, like a mouse crossing the street. There was no way I could come to such a lively place. For this The junior sister's pity has skyrocketed.
"Just say whatever you like, senior brother, I still have enough money."
"Then...then you're welcome to Beansa." As he said that, Beansa was really not polite at all. He almost swept the goods like a typhoon passing through.
But it wasn’t anything too expensive, mainly some delicious food, spices, and finally, I bought all the honey from a store, which made me smile bitterly as I stood aside and took out my wallet...
The hard October has finally passed. It's a pity that we didn't get into the top six in the category, but there's nothing we can do about it. Everyone tried their best, and the opponent was too strong. Xiao Qi has no complaints about this result, but for this reason I owe a lot of chapters and it hurts a little bit.
Thank you to those who voted for Xiaoqi’s valuable monthly votes, to those who gave rewards to Xiaoqi, to those who donated chapters, and to those who enthusiastically helped to collect the accumulated many gifted chapters. Thank you all for your support. Xiaoqi will continue to work hard. Let November also be cute and ignited. Of course, you will not want to have integrity. Once it disappears into darkness, it will be as deep as the sea. From now on, you will be just a passerby...
PS: The author has a seizure in the background and cannot publish chapters...(..)
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