Should this request of "stretch" be said to be unexpected or expected? Anyway, I was a little surprised.
"Well, I hope you can lend me some paper. Of course, as interest, I will give you part of the spell I made."
"It's okay if you don't want that thing that can only self-destruct." I touched my chin and muttered to myself.
If I remember correctly, this moral witch is also called a bad debt witch. She will not default on the debt then, and then she says that she will use herself as compensation at worst if she owes 100,000 gold coins. I will be very troubled. , or to avoid trouble, just give it to her directly.
But it’s not a gift for anyone who is not a relative. It’s not easy for Rogge’s third stingy attribute. I thought about it and decided to lend it to her first. I heard Akela say that the strength of the miko clan is not weak, and maybe she can use it by then. The reason for debt is to ask them to do a small favor or something, well, that's the decision.
I made up my mind and nodded.
"Okay, how much?"
"One hundred thousand." "Where can I get so many for you at once, you bastard!" I immediately lifted the coffee table and asked me to have some common sense. Who would put a hundred thousand white cards at home? Paper.
"But according to my inquiries, you seem to be the inventor of paper, right." The Red and White Princess looked at me doubtfully.
"Although I don't know whether I should say that you are blocked with information or that you are sensitive to information. It is true that I have a share of the credit for the current paper mill. But for example, does the businessman who invented bread necessarily live in a house made of bread?"
I tried to explain to this guy what common sense is.
"However, there are many people who feel the smell of paper in your home." As she said this, she suddenly made a move that stunned me.
No, maybe it can't be said that she did it, but that her hair is between black and flaxen.
The two sideburns, which were tied up with red fabric hair accessories and hung down to the chest, suddenly looked like antennas, rising straight up as if they were making a "beep beep beep beep" sound, pointing straight in a certain direction.
What the hell is this, bastard! Why is there such a cruel and useless function as searching paper? !
Silly? No, I absolutely don’t admit that stupid hair can only grow on the head, and how can there be such a big bundle of stupid hair in the world? I smell the smell of a copycat again, yes, this must be a copycat version of Dumao!
As if something sacred inside me had been shattered, I glared at Hongbai and then looked in the direction her two hair strands were pointing.
That concubine happens to be a door. Hey, isn't it Princess Sanwu's room?
If it were her, it would really be possible to hide a lot of paper inside. After all, she is a [famous writer], haha, hahaha.
I let out a feeble laugh and staggered to the door. Thinking that Princess Sanwu was still among the elves, I pushed the door straight open.
As soon as it was opened, a huge wooden screen that dominated the eye was blocked in front of the door.
It says [Vilas, turn left, everyone else, turn right].
Oh, is it an anti-theft measure?
As the saying goes, curiosity killed a cat. It was written so clearly on the sign. Logically speaking, I should turn left, but now I just wanted to go to the other side and see what Princess Sanwu was doing.
So I turned right decisively, took a step, stopped suddenly, looked at the floor warily, and then at the sky. There didn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary. Well, it was good.
Hey, a gold coin fell on the ground. That Sanwu is real. No matter how rich you are, you can't underestimate a gold coin and abandon it here. How pitiful. As the owner, I feel I have an obligation to tell you. She cherishes every penny.
Bending down, I picked up the gold coin.
"Huh?"
The moment it touched the gold coin, a white light flashed, and someone remained bent over, frozen into ice, motionless, except for his eyes that kept blinking.
With a "crash", I shattered the ice cubes on my body, raised the gold coin high in anger, looked at the window, thought about it, and put it down.
The gold coins are right, but the wrong one is the cunning Princess Sanwu. Let’s see how I spank her when she comes back.
I turned around angrily and walked to the left this time.
Hey, a book?
I found another book on the ground. I looked at the cover. As I expected, it was from the Animal Male Nose series. Really, how could it be dropped in such a place? In my impression, the three-nothing should not be missing anywhere. character.
I bent down and prepared to pick up the book. If Vilas saw it, she would faint from shyness again.
As a result, the moment the fingertips touched, another white light flashed.
I:"……"
"Zizzizizizi~~~~~" He was paralyzed by the strong electric current that instantly passed through his body, and he lay down on the ground.
Bastard! ! !
"Da... Yato?"
"Vilas, what's going on, this screen!" Two consecutive strong white lights attracted Willas who was outside. She stood up from the ground staggeringly. I pointed at the door and gestured. The huge screen, which was even bigger than the door, gritted his teeth.
"Sir, do you want to enter the little *lì's room?" Willas leaned her head lightly and looked at me in confusion, as if she didn't understand why I looked like this.
"That guy, even you want to trick me." I pointed to the words left on the screen, shook the book in my hand, and then gestured to the electric light that was still on my body, popping out from time to time and making a sizzling sound.
"What? Trick me? Little Jasmine, why do you keep saying such difficult things?" Vilas became even more confused. In the cute movement of tilting her head, it seemed that countless question marks could be seen popping up.
"If you want to enter Little Jasmine's room, can't you just open the door?" As she said that, in my stunned eyes, Vilas gently pushed the huge screen in front of her. With her movement, the middle of the screen A door opened, she stepped in, turned around, and waved to me.
"Sir, that's it." Me: "..." "Pfft~" The red and white princess standing not far away turned her head and covered her mouth with a puff.
"You are laughing at your sister, you don't even know who I am doing this for." I was furious.
"Sorry." She folded her hands and bowed to me.
"People around me say that Wu is a moody person, so please don't pay attention.
"When you say that, I care even more!" Really, I am surrounded by people who make people complain to the point of being powerless.
I glared at Kohaku and followed Vilas into Princess Sanmu's room.
Having said that, it seems that I haven't been in for a while. I looked around curiously and the layout was the same as what I saw before. There was nothing too strange, a place worthy of the world's first princess.
Antique jet-black furniture, cabinets, and unknown paintings hang on the walls. Although these furniture and decorations can be seen at a glance to be valuable, they are limited to this, especially the huge picture in the center. , an expensive desk that exudes the scent of ink, big enough for me to lie on it and roll around a few times. It seems that the room where Altolya handles official business, the desk she uses with a large amount of documents, is this size.
Except for the faint scent that belongs to Princess Sanwu in the room, this room seriously lacks the smell of a girl. If others saw it, they would definitely say that it is the room of a wealthy, noble, and knowledgeable scholar.
In short, that’s what happened. Despite Princess Sanwu’s appearance, the room is actually full of literary atmosphere. No one would have thought that the desk with its simple and solemn flavor was the breeding ground for the Duke of Beasts series. As the saying goes, a person cannot be judged by his appearance. The desk It cannot be measured.
At this time, there are a lot of papers scattered on the huge desk, which were obviously left by Princess Sanwu before going to the elves. This is also common. The stupid princess actually loves to be clean, but whenever she falls into the writing mode, she I will forget myself and throw away paper.
"Little Jasmine really messed up the papers all over the floor again." Vilas shook her head and quickly collected the papers scattered on the ground.
"Wait, Vilas, let me do it." I quickly stopped, fearing that what was on the paper was Princess Sanwu's manuscript of the Duke of Beasts, and if Vilas saw it, she would faint again from shyness.
"What's written on it? It's very ordinary." Vilas tilted her head, looked at the words on the paper, and then looked at me, as if she didn't understand why I had such a big reaction.
"What's written?" Seeing that it wasn't a draft by the Beast Duke, I became curious. I couldn't imagine that the princess would write anything else.
I, Vilas, who was smiling for some reason, took one from my hand and glanced at it, leaving me speechless.
There were only four large characters written on the square piece of paper.
【Idiot Master】
Damn it, it’s not enough to scold me, why should I write it on paper?
I reluctantly picked up the other papers on the ground and looked at them one by one. Without exception, they all had the words "Idiot Master" written on them. The only difference was that some papers were filled with these four characters, and some papers were filled with these four characters. But it is densely packed and neatly written in tiny little characters, filling a whole page.
This one is the same, that one is the same, all of them are ahhhhhhhh! ! !
Looking at the words "Idiot Master" that I had turned over one by one on the ground and spread them out in front of my eyes, I screamed with my head shot.
It's like a curse. How much hatred does Princess Sanwu have for me?
"Little Jasmine really likes adults." At this time, Vilas said with a chuckle.
"Can this be called liking?" I said I couldn't agree.
"Yes, sir, this is love to the extreme." Vilas nodded vigorously, with a very innocent and serious look, which made me open my mouth wide, wanting to say something to rebut but couldn't find the lines.
"It's a pity to throw away these papers, let Wu handle it." At this time, Hongbai, with gleaming eyes, walked up, his pupils shining with the same brilliance as when I saw gold coins and gems, unblinking. Look at the white paper on the ground.
"No, how can I give you these cursed materials?" I quickly gathered up the white papers on the floor, gathered them in my arms and hugged them tightly.
"Really? That's such a pity. In Wu's opinion, these papers are very powerful even without the charm attached. What a good material."
"Are the words on this really a curse?!" After hearing what the Red and White Princess said, I felt a little relieved and even a little moved. I roared again.
"It comes with the power of love. It's not a special material that's easy to get." Kohaku muttered something in a low voice. Unfortunately, someone who was busy transforming into Godzilla, breathing fire and burning down the Empire State Building, didn't hear it. Instead, someone next to him heard it. Vilas heard this and smiled in recognition towards the princess.
"If you want a blank sheet of paper, I think it should be in here.
"When my anger subsided a little, Vilas pointed to a door and told me.
"All here? I really don't want to go in," I muttered.
Originally there was no way here, but Princess Sanwu came, so there was one. To put it simply, Princess Ni relied on her extremely rich net worth to ask Old Man Farah to open up a space here. Otherwise, she would destroy the Western Kingdom. Where should I put the books that have moved most of the library?
I rarely go in, because it contains all the versions of the Beast Duke series. It is a cursed place for me. Of course, it is also for Willas. Just imagine the scene when she is surrounded by those books inside, it is like It is a sealed place that will make her feel shy and faint, and she will never be able to get out.
I had no choice but to go in.
As expected, there were a lot of blank papers hidden inside. I don’t know when Princess Sanwu got them back. They had piled up into a mountain of paper. It was estimated that one million sheets could be enough, not to mention one hundred thousand sheets.
I didn't really take out 100,000 pieces of white paper at once. This is an amount that is difficult for an adventurer to put down in his inventory. Where should I put the red and white paper?
I casually gave her a few large piles of stuffing, and at least within the next few days, I should be able to calm down.
