Before the miko clan came over to drag this guy away, I had to continue to hold her steady. I felt that my moral integrity was rapidly disappearing by the second, and I felt extremely sad.
"What do you want so much paper for?" I simply squatted in front of the box and asked her directly in the face.
Although I already knew it, I couldn't help but marvel when I saw it from such a close distance. This miko princess is really an amazing beauty. The red and white miko costume on her body looks very weird in the eyes of others, but in the eyes of others, In my eyes, as a time traveler, I feel extremely familiar and nostalgic.
"As we all know, one of the unique skills of our witch clan is spells." She blinked her bright eyes and said slowly and calmly.
"No, no, no, I don't think everyone knows very well, what exactly is a talisman?" Although I know very well what a talisman is, but it is still slightly different from the setting of the original world. It cannot be completely confused. I need to understand it first. Let’s talk about it later.
"There's really nothing I can do against you, you don't even know about such a well-known thing."
I told you it’s not your fault, you bastard, do you want to find trouble? !
"Watch it." As I opened the coffee table of my soul angrily, she put her hand into the separate wide sleeve on the other side and took out a large stack of papers from it.
These pieces of paper are about the size of a palm... neatly stacked together, like a cut piece of tofu.
All you can see is that on the first piece of paper, there are specious magic circles drawn on it, forming a wonderful pattern, which makes people feel that an ordinary white paper also contains powerful power inside.
"These are the charms?" I swallowed my saliva and asked, pointing to the stack of white paper.
"That's right, this is the unique spell skill of our miko clan." Hongbai raised his chin slightly as if he was very impressive.
"Oh? What's so special? Let me tell you." My curiosity also came.
"Although the power is not as powerful as magic, you can activate the power of the spell without spending much power when you reserve a large amount before the battle." She nodded her head proudly and pointed at me proudly.
"The most important thing is that you can throw them out in piles."
"Hahahahaha, that's it. It really deserves the word unique." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. That's it. There must be hundreds of spells in such a stack. Throwing it out at once will have what effect. Everyone knows it without me explaining it.
It turns out that these 100,000 moral witches inevitably embarked on the fateful path of barrage.
"But there are two major shortcomings." She regained her complacency and became calm again, holding the tea cup in her hand and sighing softly.
"What shortcomings?"
"Making spells is very tiring. My hands feel like they are broken every time I finish."
"That's true." Looking at the talisman above, the strokes are very complicated. If I had to draw one, I might not be able to finish it in an hour.
"What about the second flaw?"
"Are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid?" She pointed to the wooden sign in front of the box, with the conspicuous big words "100,000 pieces of paper".
"I see, the second disadvantage is that it wastes paper, right?"
As the saying goes, otakus waste paper and otakus waste electricity. It seems that this saying will be used in reverse when it comes to the miko clan in the Dark Continent.
"I understand, that's why you've been staying at Rogge Camp, right? It's because there is the largest paper mill in the entire continent." I clapped my hands and guessed.
"That's right." The Red and White Princess nodded in agreement without concealing her ambition to covet the paper mill.
"If I have that paper mill as a backup resource, no matter how many of those guys come, I can use the spell to blow them all away, huh." The guy calmly holding the cup without tea seemed to have said something very strange. If so, hey, aren’t you the princess of the witch clan? Who are [those guys]? Don’t just make dangerous declarations, you bastards!
"By the way, are you planning to sneak into the paper mill secretly?" I made a three-hand gesture that everyone in the Dark Continent understands.
Give her a little inducement to see if she has such thoughts. If so, she might have to inform Akala in advance to arrest this guy. After all, the paper mill is one of the most important incomes of the alliance today.
"How could it be possible? I am a princess of the witch clan, how could I do such a thing.
Eh...Eh? What's going on with this answer? This guy shouldn't be so disciplined.
"The most important thing is that the black and white profession is three hands. If I did it, wouldn't the attributes be duplicated? So I would rather sell myself.,... Saying this, she cast an unyielding look at me.
Lou: “…”
Well, I was wrong, this guy really has no moral integrity at all.
"Of course, I actually plan to go to the paper mill to borrow some for use."
Ah, I instantly negated the righteous words I just said.
"It's just that I fainted from hunger several times while walking, and was almost picked up by a passing bear." Although he was very pitiful, he was surprisingly not sympathetic at all.
"Once I finally managed to hold back my hunger and came to the door of the paper mill."
Oh oh oh, has the tiger joined the sheep? The paper mill is in danger!
"When I saw the statue at the door, I was so frightened that I ran away immediately." "What's going on?" I couldn't help but ask.
If my memory is correct, if Akara did not get another statue in front of the paper mill, I think the statue she was talking about must be me.
Could it be that I was intimidated by my statue and that righteous and majestic face, and that I didn’t dare to do anything wrong?
Thinking of this, I was shocked and felt slightly proud. Not bad. Although my posture is a bit frustrated, I can still play the role of a goalkeeper, right?
"The people in the statue are so pitiful." The red and white princess, who had always been calm and composed, couldn't help but wipe the corners of her eyes when she said this.
"What's the pity?" I was confused.
"That person must have suddenly needed to go to the toilet when passing by, so he stole some paper. He was caught. In order to punish his behavior, a statue of him when he went to the toilet was built at the door for everyone who came in and out. Everyone can see what a horrific punishment this is. He just stole a little bit of paper to go to the toilet. If he were caught stealing more paper, it’s really unimaginable what kind of punishment he would suffer."
Me: "..." "Speaking of which, the statue looks a bit like you." She seemed to have just discovered something now, her clear eyes staring at my face.
"No, you got the wrong person. I'm definitely not that poor guy." As soon as I put my cloak and hat on the shadow, two lines of tears burst out from my eyes.
Let's mention it at the next meeting and ask Akara to smash the statue in front of the paper mill.
"So, in order to maintain the shrine that is about to close down, in order to get a lot of blank paper to make charms and discipline, and discipline, or discipline and discipline." She licked her fingers one by one, as if facing A poor housewife who is worried about her income and expenses.
By the way, I seem to hear some subtle words at the end. Do I need to pay attention?
"Actually, I have a good idea." With a roll of my eyes, I used the simple business methods I knew from the world around me.
"As long as these charms are made successfully, they can be used with a little effort to activate them, right? If that's the case, why not sell these charms? I don't know what adventurers think, but at the level of low-level soldiers and mercenaries It will definitely be very popular, how about this? This is my method." "Indeed, if others can use it, it is not impossible to consider it. But it is a pity that the special nature of the spell can only be used by our witch clan.,...
"That's such a pity." I sighed with regret. It is obviously a way to make money. If it can be done, the alliance can also increase the combat effectiveness of ordinary soldiers by purchasing these charms in large quantities.
Is there really nothing you can do? Out of curiosity, I got a few charms from her hand and waved them pretendingly.
"Oh no!" Shi shouted with a fairy-like voice and threw it out majestically.
"Boom!"
The black pattern on the talisman that had not left my finger suddenly flashed with white light, and exploded in my speechless and choked eyes. It was as powerful as a wizard's fireball. Three or four talismans easily blew up a deep hole in the ground. A huge crater several meters long.
Standing in the center of the giant pit, I still maintained the majestic and fairy-like posture I had when I threw the spell. My whole body was charred and black. I blinked the only bright eye I had, and puffed out a puff of black smoke from my mouth, slowly. Fall slowly to the ground.
"It's really amazing. This is the first time I've seen someone who is not from the witch clan be able to activate the spell."
Whether it was a coincidence or a protective barrier or something, the Red and White Princess and her box were right on the edge of the giant pit and were not affected. Looking down at it, she clapped her hands and exclaimed.
I always felt that the meaning of her applause was more like "Oh my, what a good show, it was perfectly blown to char" than "This guy is not from the miko clan but he can activate the spell". In view of the fact that I can use the skills included in the exclusive equipment of other professions, I am not very surprised that I am not a miko but can activate spells. In short, I now know that these things are a bomb for me. , such a fact.
"Guest, why don't you come with some?", After I crawled out of the pit with difficulty, the red and white princess jumped over with her wooden box, stopped, put the sign in front of her, her eyes sparkling.
She seemed to have discovered business opportunities from the incident just now. The wooden sign was changed to [Spell 1 Gold Coin] at some point. She is really a cunning businessman who can follow the wind.
"Do you think I'm going to buy some bombs that I can only use to blow myself up?" I yelled.
"Actually, it is still useful. For example, at the critical moment when I have to do this, I will take out hundreds of thousands of talismans from my arms, pounce on the enemy as if to die, and as a bright red mushroom cloud rises on the horizon, in order to To protect the Dark Continent, the hero chose to die together with the Demon King..." "I don't want this critical moment! I don't want to act in such a script!" I interrupted her and acted like a monster breathing fire into the sky again. .
"Is this...a new way of chopping oak?" "Hey, hey, hey, you really need to listen to what others say. Don't misunderstand what others mean." "Well, there's really no way." Not at all. After listening to my words, the red and white princess entered the state of directing and acting on her own, and modified the wooden sign again.
I looked at the price again and there was a slightly smaller line of text under it, which said [20% off during holidays].
"Which guy has holidays all year round, you bastard!" I couldn't help but complain.
"Me." The red and white witch with a hundred thousand virtues pointed at herself without shame.
"If you don't want to buy it, you won't want to give it to me for free." No, I can't fall into the whirlpool of her moral integrity. Thinking of this, I shook my head to wake myself up, and refused quickly to cut through the mess.
"Really? That's such a pity." As if knowing that nothing could be done, the red and white princess silently put away the charm and stuffed it into her wide sleeves again. She looked a little lonely and pitiful. I was just thinking about whether I That was a bit too much. After a pause, she added another sentence.
"There is no way for the plot to happen where the hero pounces on the Demon King and explodes himself together. In that case, it can be clearly stated in the future [This is the spell used by the Hero and the Demon King when they die together. It is absolutely authentic and extremely popular. It is now on sale, and each person can purchase only five pieces." Zhang, while supplies last], so as to sell out." Me: "..." So it turns out that it is not only the script for me and the devil to die together, but also the plan to use this incident to make my own products hot-selling after the death?
"Actually, I have developed a new product here." I thought this topic would end here, but unexpectedly, this guy seemed to think that I was a nouveau riche and continued to promote it without sparing any effort.
"We will definitely accept products that are popular with men." Feeling that it was not shocking enough, she added this sentence.
"Okay, what again?"
"Chastity breast wraps and chastity panties!" As if in a dream, she raised the products high and announced loudly.
Oh oh oh, just hearing the name sounds like a bunker.
From the hands of this chastity witch, I saw two things.
One is to connect the charms one by one to form a chest strap, and the other is women's underwear made of charms.
"How do you sell this?" I couldn't help but wipe the corners of my mouth.
Let's not talk about the underwear. If the breast strap is wrapped around the girl's beautiful breasts, and there are some cracks at the end, creating some looming effects, that situation will be attractive enough even without any side effects. .
I imagined that a bra strap made of these charms could be wrapped around Linya's towering breasts, keeping it loose and about to fall off at any time. I imagined Linya hurriedly tightening the bra strap. , while holding her arms around her looming breasts with a shy look, the nosebleeds couldn't help but want to spurt out.
Think about it again if you get married in the third world. On the wedding night, Linya wears charmed panties, and then uses these charms to wrap her breasts, tying her perfect body like a gift, and waits for me to untie it on the bed. And enjoying this gift, the nosebleeds spurted out three feet high.
"How about this guest? We're offering a 20% discount right now." Even a fool could see that I was excited, and the red and white princess immediately said, taking advantage of the heat.
"Okay, I want it, give me thirty, fifty, and so on." The lustful brain barely maintained the last trace of sobriety, which made me come back to my senses and stop talking.
"These charms...could they have other uses?"
"Guest, your question is really on point." The red and white princess became energetic and couldn't help but show off her proud work.
"My guest, you must have heard it just now. These are called chastity breast wraps and chastity panties. As the name suggests, they are made to protect the virginity of girls. The method of use is very simple, just like this."
As she spoke, she unexpectedly untied the chest tie, and immediately, the sleeveless red miko top slid down her arms from her shoulders to her waist, exposing most of her upper body, including her chest, of course.
Hey, no matter how unscrupulous you are, you wouldn’t do this. I wanted to stop it, but it was too late. I could only subconsciously cover my eyes. Of course, leaving a gap between my fingers was a must.
It's a pity, ahem, no, it's not a pity, it should be a blessing. Fortunately, the scene I saw through my fingers was not what I imagined. The red and white princess exposed her breasts, although she did expose more of her snow-white delicateness. The extremely alluring skin, but the most important part of the chest, has been wrapped with a bra strap, and it is wrapped tightly and firmly, without a single gap to peek through.
Yep, I can’t tell you that it’s quite conservative.
"How about it? Just dress as usual. You don't need to do anything extra to keep the girl's virginity." The shrine that is about to close down, the empty money box, and the lack of paper battles, as well as moral integrity and integrity The desperate red and white princess has completely fallen into the mode of a runaway businessman.
"What kind of protection?" The clear and soft snow skin opposite reflected the dazzling light in the sun, making me squint my eyes.
"As long as a man dares to touch bra straps and underwear, it will happen."
"Will it happen?"
"Hmph, something terrible will happen. It's so terrible, it's simply too horrible to look at." The other party started a riddle.
Really or not, I'm a little impatient. It's not something a qualified businessman can do to whet his appetite.
Just try it directly and you will know.
With this thought in my mind, facing the red and white princess who was less than two meters away from me, I took a small step forward and lightly poked the breast strap with my index finger.
Of course, the touch was not on the front of the chest, but on the side where it would be awkward even if it was touched. I didn’t want to trigger a war between the miko clan and the alliance.
"Huh?" The red and white princess, who was making a lot of money for her products, couldn't react for a moment. After I gently tapped the bra strap between her ribs, she turned her head hard and stared blankly. I.
What's wrong with Lou?
I was confused for a moment. Could it be that the armpit area of the witch clan is just like the hair bundle of Vilas, which ordinary people cannot touch easily? No, I had clearly poked him happily with a branch just now.
Soon, I understood what was going on and why the other person was looking at me like this.
Because the black charm on the chest strap lit up with a dazzling white light the moment I touched it.
This scene seems familiar.
"Boom, boom, boom!!!!"
A few minutes after the previous explosion, a more violent explosion rose. Just as the crow's mouth said just now, a bright red mushroom cloud rose from the ground.
In the dust, I was once again blown into black coal, coughing and exclaiming with a mocking expression.
"It is indeed a chastity breast wrap. It is indeed useful. It is indeed a tragic way of protecting oneself from suicide. The aggressor is already miserable and miserable, you bastard!"
"I seem to have found the reason why I haven't been able to sell anything." The red and white princess, who also turned into a pitch-black appearance in the explosion, lay on the ground in a daze, as if she hadn't come out of the business mode yet...
