"All in all, I am doing this for His Highness the Prince's benefit." Seeing the pornographic maid saying this plausibly, my anger level was full at that time.
"Why don't you tell me what's best for me?"
"Maybe you'll become smarter if you knock it."
"What if it fails?"
"Don't worry, you won't become more stupid."
"It's strange that I feel relieved. It means that my IQ is already at the lower limit, right?"
"Well, it seems I have to tell the truth."
"It would be better if you told the truth from the beginning, you stupid maid!"
"Actually, I was asked to let the stupid beast prince have a good rest, so I had to take this step."
"This is most likely true, but before [making a bad move], don't you have to consider the best and middle strategies first? Don't give me a bad move from the beginning, you bastard! There is a better way, isn't there? ?”
"Sorry, I'm the type to start with the nastiest ones first."
"The two cannot be confused at all, and you are not going to consider my feelings? The victim who was treated preemptively is crying, did you see it?"
"Just cry enough now, the road ahead will be even more difficult."
"Although it's a hot-blooded line, it doesn't feel like that at all. Do you want to do something worse than this to me in the future, you bastard?"
"Anyway, Your Highness, please let go of your hand first." Jeluka seemed to compromise.
"Okay...that's strange. Why didn't you take the stick back first?" I was almost fooled. If I believed her rashly and let go first, with the unscrupulous nature of this stupid maid, she would definitely take the opportunity to kill me. Knocked out.
"Don't worry, Your Highness, I am not a person who breaks promises. I will definitely do what I promise." From Jeluka's mouth, it seemed that he said some awe-inspiring words.
"Who do you agree to?"
"Her Majesty the Queen."
I knew it, but in the end, he deliberately misinterpreted Artoria's intention to avenge himself and knocked me out, right?
"Okay, Your Highness, you are really becoming more and more paranoid lately. This is not going to work." Jeluka seemed to give up and finally put the stick back.
"I can't be careless when it comes to this guy like you."
"I appreciate the compliment from His Highness, but even if you praise me, it won't do any good. I won't give up easily."
"If you have any means, just use them."
"..."
"..."
"I'm tired, please take a break." Just when I was ready, the maid suddenly became discouraged and took out a large picnic cloth and spread it on the ground, and then placed exquisite tea sets and snacks on it. Come.
"You...you guy, are you deliberately irritating people?"
"Your Highness has misunderstood. It's not a life-and-death battle. What's wrong with taking a rest when you're tired? Besides, Your Highness is too vigilant now, so it's not a good time to attack."
"What you said does make sense." I thought about it, although I was still a little worried, but I couldn't find anything suspicious about it.
When I came back to my senses, I saw that Huang Duanzi's maid had already sat down, using a delicate and small silver spoon to gently stir the black tea in the gorgeous white porcelain cup decorated with patterns. She put it aside, enjoying the afternoon sunshine, and took out a cup. Read this book.
It is simply the leisurely afternoon tea time of a noble and beautiful girl with noble elegance and quiet temperament that can only be seen on the screen.
"Hey, hey, don't enjoy it alone. Let me see what you are looking at. Is it the Beast Duke series?"
I was very unhappy with the atmosphere created by the pornographic maid, and I wanted to cause trouble, so I immediately snatched the book from her hand.
With the consistent style of this pornographic and unscrupulous maid, in this romantic and elegant afternoon tea time, watching the Duke of Beast series with a quiet and pure face, a sacred smile, as if she is reading the Bible, this is exactly what she will do things that come out.
When I looked at the cover, I really misunderstood. The title was actually "Teaching you to become a singing master in ten minutes - carefully selected 100 simple and easy-to-understand elf songs".
Oh oh oh! !
I was like a thunderbolt, holding the book in my hand tightly, shocked and speechless.
Isn't this why I made a wish under the Three Life Stone, spent ten lives and ten lives, and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one heart-breaking separations, in exchange for an opportunity to travel through the Dark Continent, and complete 4.6 billion for the encounter of a thousand-year love? The agreement that spanned time and space years ago.
That’s it, that’s the book!
With this book, Ben Druid can confidently start preparing for the dream he has always hidden deep in his heart - the first Dark Continent Tour Concert by the singer Wu Fan!
After achieving success, heaven, hell, and the Dragon Clan will not be left behind. He will become the god of song across the four realms and use his god-like strength to tell everyone that in this world, only singing can transcend language barriers and racial hatred. There is song that can bring true peace and understanding, and only song can conquer the universe.
I was intoxicated with the beautiful fantasy and couldn't wait to sit down and open the music score.
"Your Highness, please have tea."
Probably frightened by my sudden burst of singing aura (?), the usually arrogant maidservant completely surrendered to Ben Druid's aura, and at this time, she obediently served a cup of tea.
very good, very powerful.
Without taking my eyes off the music score for a moment, I casually took the teacup from the maidservant, picked it up, put it down, picked it up again, and put it down again. I didn't notice at all that a certain maid's eyes were fixed on the teacup, and she followed suit. The cups move up and down together.
"Elvish... I can't understand it at all, you bastard!!!" I held my head and looked up to the sky and screamed, as if I suddenly knew that the end of the world would come in three seconds.
"Your Highness, there is no need to worry. Our omnipotent personal maid will be at your service immediately." The maidservant, who was submissive to the aura of the God of Song, stood up without hesitation.
"Oh, please, Jeluka. When I become the God of Songs in the future, I will never forget the contribution you made today." I held her little hand gratefully.
"The translation may take a while, Your Highness, please feel free to do so." Jeluka pointed to the tea and snacks on the white tablecloth, then took out a small yellow notebook and quill, and concentrated on translating.
"Thank you for your hard work. You must be very tired. Let's drink some tea and take a rest." After a few minutes, I served Jeluka the tea attentively.
"Wait a minute, it's almost ready." Without raising her head, Jeluka took the cup and took a quick sip, then immediately immersed herself in translation.
Seeing this scene, I gently sipped the tea in the cup and smiled without saying a word.
Half a minute later, the stupid maid suddenly screamed and fell down with her whole body numb. She seemed to understand something and stared at me fiercely.
"mean!"
"Hmm? Who is the despicable one?" I drank up the black tea in the cup that originally belonged to the slutty maid, and looked up to the sky and laughed three times.
Then he fell down with paralysis.
"What...what's going on?" We lay down together on the ground, our big eyes staring at each other.
"I'm really sorry, idiot prince, there was medicine in my cup too." The slutty maid showed a gloating smile.
"Then why are you okay?"
"I took the antidote beforehand."
"Then why was he knocked down again?"
"Because the properties of this drug will change depending on when it is administered."
"You're really boring."
"This is the scary thing about ancestral birth control pills." "It's not scary at all, it's better to be troublesome, idiot!"
I hit the forehead of the stupid maid with my forehead.
"The idiot prince is the one, why don't you just be obedient and put down by me?" The pornographic maid was not willing to show weakness and knocked back.
"It sounds like it's my fault?" I shot back.
"Anyway, it's the idiot prince's fault."
"You should also stop it a little bit." Ke.
"The idiot prince is..." Knocked.
After a while, Jeluka and I both covered our red foreheads and screamed.
It always feels like we are doing stupid things all the time. The two of us, the master and the waiter, just don’t know if the dirty maid thinks so.
The drug's effect didn't last long, and after another moment, the numbness finally disappeared.
"Hey!" The maid who recovered first raised the stick again.
"Hey your sister!" I slapped the paper roll down without hesitation.
All in all, because I had already wasted a lot of time doing stupid things like this with this stupid maid, I forced her to pack the tea set and snacks, and the two of us returned to the reconstruction site together.
It was still a lively scene, with hundreds of people running around busy, like ants moving, gradually bulldozing the entire devastated town of Lalula.
This feeling of excitement seems to have gotten even hotter after I showed up. It must be my imagination.
After laughing a few times, I put on my cloak and hat, thinking silently in my mind that you can't see me, you can't see me.
Upon noticing this scene, the maid looked at me suspiciously, her eyes clearly saying, "The idiot prince must have done something stupid again, right?"
What's wrong with me being intimate with my wife, bastard!
I called several squadron leaders in charge and asked about the progress. Looking at the blazing sun above my head, I sighed.
"This speed is also a little slower. If I can regain my strength, I can clean it up in half a day."
"That's why it's not wrong at all to say he's an idiot prince."
Under the eyes of the elf soldiers, Jeluka turned into a fair and strict knight model again, but she was as sharp as ever when she complained about me.
"Am I right?" I expressed confusion.
"It is true that as long as a strong person takes action, the cleaning work can be completed quickly, but things that are too easy to obtain are often not cherished, whether by these soldiers or the residents of Lalula Town."
I nodded in understanding.
"To put it simply, it is to invest everyone's feelings, win the hearts and minds of the people, and enhance the coordination, cohesion and sense of honor of the soldiers. At the same time, it also prevents the soldiers and people from becoming overly dependent on the strong."
"Okay, I was wrong..." It was true that he was completely naked and could not refute it at all, not even with sophistry.
"His Royal Highness, just keep moving forward." Huang Duanzi's maid said calmly.
"Hey, are these words hurting me or encouraging me?"
"Your Highness, you can guess for yourself." A hint of cunning flashed through her purple eyes, and the stupid maid smiled slightly.
"There should be no problem leaving it to them. Your Highness, let's go to the next town to inspect."
"Okay." Looking around, I saw that everyone's work was in order, and it couldn't be done in a while. There was little use in staying here, so I nodded and agreed.
"The next town is... let me take a look." I took out the map I got from Artoria and looked at it carefully.
There are a total of twenty-three damaged towns, and Amrudina is responsible for six of them. The other eighteen points are actually commanded by Arturia and Kaluge for patrolling. This idiot always likes to do things that force himself to do. matter.
I shook my head and pointed to the nearest town.
"It's this way." Maid Huang Duanzi pointed in one direction without hesitation.
"It seems like you are familiar with this place."
"I have commanded many battles before."
"I see." I nodded, not surprised. As one of the Twelve Knights, Maid Huang Duanzi was bound to do this kind of thing even if she didn't like fighting.
Following the direction she pointed, we rode on Xiaoxue and flew all the way.
After a while, Xiaoxue suddenly slowed down and whined at me twice.
"You guy..." I turned around and glared at the evil maid.
"Oh, have you been exposed?" This guy didn't feel ashamed at all for what he had done. Instead, he secretly glared at Xiaoxue and blamed Xiaoxue for betraying her.
Yes, this direction is to the small town of Cavallen, which is the way I came.
In order to send me back to rest, this stupid maid really tried every possible means and did not hesitate to use any means available. Fortunately, Xiaoxue was smart and knew the way, otherwise I would have been deceived by her again, and I would have walked a lot of wrong roads.
