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"Damn it, using such despicable means..."
After the meeting was dismissed, I cursed while covering the pinprick wounds all over my body.
"Xiaofan, be good, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." Her Royal Highness, who only seemed particularly gentle at this time, touched my head and comforted me.
"Why don't we just find an opportunity to abduct that stupid king deep into the forest so that she can never come back and become a jungle savage?"
Then, Her Royal Highness the Saint, who was so gentle just a moment ago, turned dark in the blink of an eye. To be able to say such words with a beautiful and holy smile that didn't look like a joke at all, my little ghost may be more powerful than the Four Demon Kings and Three Demon Gods. Even more terrifying guys like that.
"Forget it, I found the silver coin anyway." I was really worried that the fearless little saint would do such a thing, so I quickly shook my head and said.
"Xiao Fan, what are you going to do next?" The little ghost obviously had no interest in little King Arthur at all. After hearing what I said, he immediately changed the subject and asked.
"Hmph, that's a good question." I rubbed my nose proudly.
"Next, Ben Druid is going to have a feast to make up for what he missed last night."
"What did you miss last night?" The little ghost tilted his head and asked cutely.
"Morality?"
"Your sister, I missed my moral integrity last night!" I angrily lifted the table.
"Because Xiao Fan thought that he had nothing to do with integrity, so he guessed like this. If he guesses wrong, I will apologize obediently."
"Don't apologize, bastard. If you and I accept your apology, wouldn't it mean that we have confirmed what you just said?"
I suddenly burst into tears. When uninformed people heard what I just said, they thought that the little ghost suddenly turned into a good ghost who knew her mistakes and could correct them. Who would have thought that there was a murderous intention hidden in her words. It is not okay to let someone accept it, and it is not okay not to accept it. .
"Xiao Fan is surprisingly alert in this regard." Seeing that I was not fooled, the little ghost felt quite disappointed.
"That's right, don't even look at who your owner is? I know exactly how many hairs you have down there." I announced proudly.
"There aren't any. That's why Xiaofan can count them clearly." The little ghost replied without changing his expression.
I:"……"
This... what's going on? I originally said that just because I wanted to see the little ghost showing shame. Why was he defeated instead? Is there something wrong? Is this saintly ghost really so brave that she completely abandons her sense of shame in front of me?
If I were not in a state of preparation for war, I would have to execute this little ghost on the spot immediately, letting her know how many pounds and hairs she weighed in front of Ben Druid.
"After all, Xiaofan still didn't tell me what I missed last night?" The topic seemed to be on the right track again. I looked at the little ghost's red, cute and attractive face, and recalled last night, Suddenly the hatred in my heart was as high as the sky.
"It goes without saying that I have never tasted the taste of dragon and crocodile meat, you bastard!" I yelled loudly with tears streaming down my face with a tragic and pitiful momentum.
"Didn't you take a bite from King Dasha?"
"I swallowed it so quickly that I didn't even remember to taste it." I shook my head and replied.
"Where is this saint?" The little ghost turned around and faced me while floating backwards and asked angrily.
It seemed that he was blaming me for being greedy and not being so merciful. He fed me like that and still complained about it.
"Well..." I scratched my head in embarrassment.
Although the little ghost, who was no one around at that time, did feed me a lot mouth to mouth, but in that case, do you think it would be better for me to concentrate on tasting the taste of dragon crocodile meat, or to concentrate on tasting the fragrance of the little ghost's kiss? Tongue is better?
If you are a man, the answer is obvious.
However, if the truth is told now, this stupid saint will inevitably become complacent again and once again make a declaration like "Xiao Fan is so attached to this saint, and he can't do anything without this saint by his side."
I didn't want to see this stupid ghost looking proud, so I remained silent.
"Hey, hey, this saint knows." Although I didn't know anything, the little ghost seemed to know something, and smiled a little shyly and proudly.
"You know...what do you know? Ahem, let me explain in advance. Don't feel good about yourself and think wrongly." I was a little panicked.
"I didn't think wrongly, because this saint knows everything about the idiot Xiao Fan." The little ghost put his arms around his neck affectionately, and took the initiative to rub his soft face against hers. .
"Idiot, I'm not afraid of flashing my tongue when I speak big words. Let me ask you, what am I thinking about now?" Hiding the panic in my heart, I hummed disdainfully.
"Hold it, don't think about anything now, let your mind go blank, so that this stupid saint can't guess it no matter how you guess it. Xiaofan is thinking like this, right?" The little ghost said this almost without thinking. .
I:"……"
Come on, I guessed it right. Can this guy really read minds?
"Xiao Fan, no matter what I am thinking about, this saint knows it, because Xiao Fan is my possession, and he will always serve and protect this saint. No matter how many lifetimes, he will not change, so , even if it’s just a hair, I know it clearly.”
After subduing this stupid ghost and having nothing to do with saying such heart-warming words, I held her tightly in my arms and pressed my lips to her shy and hot face and forehead.
Really, I was obviously not shy when I said those words just now, but I still blushed and looked shy at this time. This is simply a violation, isn't it?
How can there be such a cute ghost in the world? I must be dreaming.
…
I quietly slipped into the kitchen, looked around, and after confirming that no one was following me, I walked straight to the corner of the kitchen.
Humph, last night I asked Fini to hide a copy for me just in case, and now it finally comes in handy.
"Wow! Xiaofan has become so smart."
As if surprised by my foresight, the little ghost sighed, but the eyes, known as the windows to the soul, did not reveal a hint of surprise. Instead... instead, they seemed to reveal a subtle smile.
This is my misunderstanding, just my misunderstanding.
"Humph, there is no absolute wisdom in this world. The so-called wisdom is fermented based on knowing oneself and the enemy."
I shook my head, throwing away my suspicious feeling, and said something seemingly remarkable that I didn't quite understand what it meant.
"So that's it. Is it because Xiaofan knows that he always encounters bad luck? Based on this knowledge, he makes such a wise decision?" The little ghost seemed to understand, and then helped me explain what I was saying. The part you don’t understand.
"Yes, that's right. I'm a terrible guy, aren't I?" I sneered.
But I don’t know why, but the bitter tears flowed out like a fountain. I was so frightened by my miserable appearance that I was as sinister as a little ghost and was too embarrassed to continue to speak out.
Move the sauce jar in the corner of the kitchen to one side, revealing the thick and tight wooden wall. At first glance, it seems like nothing, but...
After groping for it and pushing gently, a rectangular depression was revealed in the originally seamless curtain wall. Pulling along the depression, a small hidden space was revealed.
That guy Feini is really amazing. He was able to make such a trick in a short period of time while others were not paying attention.
Having said that, is it necessary to make a mechanism of this level? This transvestite definitely has itchy hands and has nothing to do.
I put my hand in, and suddenly, the small dark space burst into golden light.
Oh oh oh...could this be Feini, the golden dragon crocodile meat specially made for my cousin? !
I was inexplicably shocked, and a feeling of happiness and satisfaction suddenly surged into my heart, and I secretly decided to treat Feini better in the future.
Although the shelf life of this resolution is expected to be no longer than that of a cake exposed to the sun.
He held up the unknown golden object with a slight trembling, took it out from the secret compartment, and held it high above his head. At this time, an exciting BGM seemed to come to mind.
System system: Player Wu Fan gets a portion of precious and delicious meat.
Hey, this ball of golden barbecue... why is there still a layer of hair on the outside? Could it be that it got moldy after being left there overnight? No, no, no, Feini must have used a special technique to make it look like this.
I laughed optimistically and easily covered up some problems that were absolutely impossible to hide in my laughter.
All in all, since the meat last night should be cold now no matter how delicious it is, it is better to warm it up.
Add more wood and make a fire!
Under the blazing fire, he solemnly held the kitchen knife and cut the green pepper into shreds on the cutting board.
Dong Dong Dong Dong——!
With the clear and neat sound of cutting, each green pepper was cut into perfect shapes, just like carefully carved building blocks that can be neatly overlapped.
Roll a spoonful of oil in the boiling pot, put down the chopped garlic, then the minced ginger, pour a spoonful of soy sauce, sprinkle with special spices, and then stir! !
Ho ho ho—!
The oil, ginger, garlic, soy sauce and spices in the pot are constantly being thrown up and rolling around like wheels running at high speed, gradually emitting a simple yet incomparable aroma.
Oh oh oh, although I don’t quite understand what’s going on, a very hot and compact BGM seems to be ringing in my ears. At this moment, Ben Druid is already possessed by the youngest super chef in history!
Then there are green onions!
He quickly sprinkled the chopped green onion, then used his teeth to pull out the cork of the cooking wine bottle, and quickly swept it towards the pot. Suddenly, flames more than one meter high erupted with a roar from inside.
it's time!
I raised the plate containing the unknown golden object and aimed it at the pot...
At this moment, the unknown object with long golden hair suddenly moved, raised its head, revealing a pair of beady eyes, and its long rabbit-like ears also twitched a few times, and glanced around confusedly, as if Still haven't figured out what's going on.
Then, those dark eyes and my dull gaze met in mid-air and collided with each other.
The two of them froze in unison, letting the flames in the pot still burn brightly, giving off a slight burnt smell.
In the silent gaze, the unknown golden object burped uncontrollably.
Suddenly, the flame in my heart lit up like fireworks in a pot.
At this time, no matter what happens, pour the meat down first and stir-fry it.
This thought flashed through my mind instantly, and I tipped the plate over. At this moment, the other party seemed to understand the situation and saw through my intentions. He suddenly let out a frightened and angry sound, as if to say, "I don't care what you are doing." "Sister!" Then he opened his dog's mouth and bit my wrist hard.
"Shut up, you stupid dog. You had the audacity to steal my flesh. Just be obedient and take its place!" I fought back with tears streaming down my face.
"Gaohgaoh——!!" (This princess found it on her own. You stupid human being, what evidence do you have to prove that the meat is yours?)
Leona shouted not to be outdone.
"Could anyone else put it in that place intentionally?" I was angry.
"Ga oh ga oh~~" (Maybe it was played specially to honor this princess.)
"Honor your sister, just use your reserve food honestly today, you bastard!"
"Ga oh ga oh!!" (If you have the ability, try it!)
A fierce human-dog battle lasted for more than ten minutes. In the end, Leona escaped in embarrassment, and someone also fell to the ground.
In addition to the pinprick red spots all over his body, there are also dog teeth marks all over his body.
"Xiaofan is so pitiful."
The little ghost squatting on the ground stretched out his little hand again, gently caressing and comforting me on my head.
"Stop talking...I'm so unlucky today." The tears in my eyes had soaked my face. I was speechless and choked. I no longer believed in love or dragon and crocodile meat.
"Uh-huh." The little ghost didn't know why, but his nose seemed to quickly and imperceptibly let out a soft hum full of planning.
"Really want to eat dragon and crocodile meat that much?" she asked.
"Does that need to be said?" I clearly no longer believed in dragon and crocodile meat just now, but I still succumbed to my foodie instincts and replied subconsciously.
"There's really nothing I can do about such a greedy Xiaofan." The little ghost sighed, and suddenly stretched out his hand and handed it to me. I didn't know when there was a plate of barbecue.
This...this fragrance is-! !
I suddenly got excited and climbed up from the ground, staring at the plate in the little ghost's hand with glowing eyes.
"Dragon and crocodile meat." The little ghost delicately shook her slender index finger.
"Xiaofan, do you want to eat?"
"I think!" I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"There is really no other way. If you want to eat it so much, you can give it to Xiaofan." The little ghost deliberately looked embarrassed.
"It's just that it will only be eaten by this saint's only servant."
"Ah hahahaha, Your Highness Saint Alice, what are you talking about? From the moment I was born, haven't I been destined to be your servant?" For the sake of dragon and crocodile meat, moral integrity and so on, I took off my clothes first. Set it aside.
"Well, be good, Xiaofan~~" The little ghost showed a sly look in his eyes and reached out to touch my head.
"Come on, ah~~~"
I opened my mouth obediently, but I saw the little ghost stuffing the sliced barbecue into his mouth, then holding the meat in his mouth, and pushing his tempting lips towards it.
"Chirp~~~" The four lips touched, the teeth and tongues intertwined, and I forgot to enjoy the delicious service of Her Royal Highness the Saint.
After swallowing one piece of barbecue, the little ghost took up the second piece and brought it up, then the third piece... the fourth piece... before we knew it, a large plate of dragon and crocodile meat was in our passionate kiss, All consumed.
Until the last piece of grilled meat was swallowed along with the sweet fluid of the little ghost, I still refused to let go, and I squeezed her soft and plump body against the wall and kept kissing her.
The big hands gradually penetrated into the large priest's robe, stroking the delicate snow-white skin that exuded emotional heat. At this time, I slightly regretted letting my saintly lady wear underwear in the morning. Anyway, I don't have to take it off now. ?
Unfortunately, when I was thinking this, the little ghost suddenly moved his delicate lips gently across my cheek, came to my ear, and breathed softly.
"Pervert Xiaofan, someone is coming. Doesn't it matter?"
Uh~~~
My movements suddenly froze, and my heated brain sobered up a little.
That's right, now is not the time. Not to mention that there are often people passing by here, now is also the time to prepare for war. Even if others can't find it, you should be more conscious and fulfill your dual obligations as the prince and the elder of the alliance.
Looking back at the little ghost, this little fool, with his star-like silver eyes shining with holiness and charm at the same time, seems not to be afraid of anyone coming at all, if I am willing to continue.
In terms of her character, this appearance is really not fake, but she really doesn't care about the arrival of others. In those holy eyes full of smiles, there is a hint that if she is seen, she will be killed. The indifferent look on her face, and her words to remind her were just out of consideration for me.
Little fool, I won’t let you go next time.
For the sake of my dignity as an elder and a prince, and for the sake of the other party's life, I regretfully took my hand out of the priest's robe and let go of the little ghost.
"Humph, I won't let you, a pornographic servant, have a second chance." The little ghost wrinkled her nose at me delicately, her body turned into white light, and she slipped into the space that belonged to her, probably going again. Catching up on sleep.
I lingered on the lingering fragrance of the little ghost in the air for a long time, and then I took a step to leave.
At this moment, two confusing questions emerged from my mind.
First, why would the dead dog know that there is a hidden compartment there, and that dragon and crocodile meat is hidden there? Although she always bullies Fini, I still believe in her skills in this area. Such a hidden place is definitely not The pitifully small IQ of a dead dog can be found.
Second, can anyone tell me what dragon crocodile meat actually tastes like? RO
