It was almost cold. This little guy failed to learn the simplest dog paddle. Could it be that God saw that King Arthur was too good, so he deliberately left such a flaw in her body?
Just like Artoria's natural stupidity and trouble-attracting physique that she sometimes displays.
This is really a big trouble.
Little King Arthur seems to be very interested in swimming, and her face is full of determination that she will never become a Buddha until hell is empty. It is conceivable that at least in the next few days, she will pester me to learn swimming, and I can only dream about it. Here I think about the fragrant mandarin duck bath with my lovely wives.
Then at night, she came to sleep with me as a matter of course, which made my plan of attacking Vilas at night come to nothing.
What a tragedy!
In addition, Princess Sanwu also came to join in the fun. I still remember the first day I arrived at the Elf Clan. In the evening, this princess and her maid came to me without saying a word and looked at me steadily. .
What do you want to do?
Unable to see any emotion in her eyes, I focused on her small movements, paused, and came up with two pieces of information based on past experience.
First, what kind of trouble did this Sanwu little maid get into, so she came to take refuge with my master?
Second, this little maid seemed to have done something great and came to me to ask for credit and praise.
Which option is it? I turned my shrewd brain and thought about it for a while. I felt that with Princess Sanwu’s arrogant and eccentric personality, she was definitely the first one. I swear in the name of God.
As a result, he was kicked by the princess, a high-level combo, and his calf is still aching.
"Xiao Heitan, you must never imitate those guys in the future. Just be your father's most well-behaved daughter." Beside the ice coffin, I complained bitterly about the evil deeds of those people, with runny nose and tears.
It was at this time that I could be alone and talk to Xiao Heitan.
Looking at Xiao Heitan's peaceful sleeping face, my heart felt very warm.
Fortunately, I still have the most well-behaved little Heitan to soothe my soul.
Because of my youth and ignorance, I brought back a biting ghost saint girl, and found two arrogant maids. I don’t know who is serving whom. Even if I only reserve dry food, I dare to resist me, the head of the family. Not only In this way, he was recently forced to be a mount.
These many missteps turned into eternal hatred, and every time I went to sleep, my pillow was soaked with tears.
Fortunately, I have well-behaved daughters to comfort me, but recently, Xilusi and Aikelu have also been taught bad things by Princess Sanwu. Coupled with the increasingly mature and bright girl charm, I gradually became overwhelmed and felt pain and joy.
Thinking about it now, could it be that Xiao Heitan is my last spiritual haven?
Because of the tragic life in the past, Xiao Heitan's character is more mature, more well-behaved, and more considerate. Of course, it does not mean that the two little princesses are not considerate of my father, but they have not experienced Xiao Heitan's experience, so many times He wouldn't be as careful as Xiao Heitan.
Such a good daughter is the chicken soup for the soul that every daughter dreams of. Coupled with her pitiful life experience, thin appearance, and weak temperament, she can very well inspire the protective desire of others, which makes me as a father gain a lot. sense of accomplishment.
As I thought about it, I couldn't help but be more eager for Xiao Heitan to wake up. Ahhh, I really wanted to rub Xiao Heitan's face.
I held the ice coffin and rubbed it happily.
As a result, his eyes accidentally met Jeluka who had quietly returned from nowhere.
Me: curse..."
Jeluka: Curse..."
"Are you overflowing with perverts early in the morning, you perverted prince?" The slutty maid decisively complained like this.
"I am full of love for my daughter." I retorted not to be outdone.
"There's a fine line between love and perversion, and it's clear that the Prince of Perversion has crossed that line."
With a whoosh, an arrow pierced the heart.
Tsk! This maid has become more and more good at talking recently.
but…
"What's wrong with being a pervert!"
I roared angrily with the air of a bereaved dog who must be killed in battle.
"I just want to pervert my daughter. Isn't this okay? Apart from my daughter, there is no one I can pervert. Do I have to take away even the last pleasure?"
Jeluka was stunned by my miserable courage and was speechless for a moment.
"Although I don't quite understand, it seems that I heard something very serious." In the end, even the unscrupulous maid shook her head, as if she had no way to deal with me.
Hey, is it really that big of a deal? It's normal for a daughter-in-law, right? Brother Carlos.
“There’s really nothing we can do about you, a pervert.
With a look of great regret, the little maid with an unforgiving mouth came up to me and got into my arms with very different movements.
"Hmm, aren't you afraid that a pervert like me will do something to you?" I rubbed her purple hair with my chin and hummed.
"If you have the ability, do it in front of Xiao Heitan, you perverted father." Huang Duanzi's maid obviously understood my daughter's control attribute, so she returned a provocative look.
Damn it, I’ll keep this account in mind for now, and I’ll let you know what a real shameful play is in the future.
I was itching with hatred, but there was nothing I could do about it. As the arrogant maid said, I was really embarrassed to do something too outrageous in front of Xiao Heitan.
"Don't you have to serve Grandma Yalandan anymore?" I made a mental note and asked suddenly.
"Your Excellency, the Great Elder, is concentrating on teaching Lady Lena. It is inconvenient to disturb you."
"I see. Doesn't that mean you sneaked out?" "I just came to see Xiao Heitan, don't get me wrong." "I didn't say you sneaked out just to see me, so you were so eager to defend yourself. Well."
I suddenly became happy, hugged the little maid's delicate body tightly, and gently touched her lips. Although I couldn't kiss her in front of little Heitan, I could still make small gestures of intimacy.
"I'm not worried that the perverted Prince may misunderstand and do something strange, so I explained it in advance."
If this level of verbal attack can make Jeluka panic and shy, then she is not worthy of the title of unscrupulous maid.
"Oh, what weird things do you think I will do?" I decided to tease this stupid maid.
"For example..."
For example?
"For example, forcefully search me and take away my family heirloom." The little maid said with a frightened look (exclusively for performances).
“What is a family heirloom?”
Although I feel like I've already lost half the battle by asking this question, I still can't help it.
"A contraceptive pill that can make men more perverted.,...Sure enough, the little maid dug into the maid's pocket and took out a suspicious bottle.
"Contraceptive pills actually have such brutal abilities... I was shocked.
"Because it's expired." The little maid said proudly.
"Does the effect differ depending on the expiration time?" I think I learned some strange knowledge.
"It has different effects depending on the person." "This is a fortress." I was shocked again.
"Is there any contraceptive pill for treating perversion?"
Jeluka looked at me up and down for a while, then shook her head with regret and pity: "Sorry, the potency of the medicine will eventually have its limit."
"There are also times when expired birth control pills are ineffective."
"It's because the perverted prince's degree of perversion is unusual."
"Is it really that serious?"
"There's no way, this is the fact, how about we just change it in one go?"
"Please allow me to solemnly refuse."
The two of us were complaining about whether there was a match or not. Our eyes crossed each other from time to time, and fell on Xiao Heitan from time to time, full of warmth.
"Ah, it's already this time." I looked out the window and said alertly.
"Is it time to become a pervert every day?"
"Don't tell me, I seem to do perverted things every day." I lifted the coffee table in my heart.
"By the way, the underwear I change out of will be placed in the cabinet on the lower left, in a small
It will be cleaned from time to time, but during this time there will be half an hour to go out to eat. There will be no one else in the house and the door will not be locked. "Oh oh oh, this is useful news." "I subconsciously took out a small notebook and memorized Shishi's words verbatim. If I have a chance...
I have a chance, your sister! !
I tore the small book into pieces with a hiss, and glared fiercely at Jeluka who had a sly smile on her face. The graceful arc on the corner of her mouth seemed to say, look, her true nature has been revealed.
"Sorry, I actually lied to you."
Suddenly her expression became serious, and to my surprise, the little maid apologized seriously.
You're lying, this guy must have some conspiracy, I'm on guard.
"Actually, the underwear is not there." Jeluka continued, observing my expression without blinking.
It was too sweet. Saint Seiya would never do the same move again. I remained calm and sneered in my heart, twitching my ears slightly and standing straight up.
"Because I'm not wearing anything underneath." As I pricked up my ears, the maid said calmly.
No, no, no, this is a conspiracy, this is nothing but a conspiracy!
I slapped my head desperately to prevent my thoughts from sinking.
But Shou Mou, who was hugging the little maid tightly, couldn't help but move slightly and rub against her chest.
This, this, this kind of soft yet hard feel is...
I swallowed loudly, and the feeling coming from my arms was clearly a cherry-like bulge, dotted high on the top of the plump breasts.
I can't calm down, bastard, even though I have been tempted by the little ghost a lot, I still can't calm down, bastard, think about the vacuum inside this gorgeous and noble maid uniform. Thinking about it, my face turned red and my nostrils gasped. He stared at the Huang Duanzi maid angrily. If Xiao Heitan hadn't been there, she would have been executed on the spot.
"Oh, why is the fruit that I just smuggled out from the great elder disappeared?" The little maid was very exaggerated. She exclaimed in a very fake way, then touched her body, and finally touched her chest, reached inside, and As if by magic, she turned her hand, and two cherries appeared in her palm, and she smiled with relief.
"It turns out to be here."
I fell headfirst to the ground.
When exactly was it put in? Damn it, I was treated like a dirty joke maid again, give me back my soul!
In the end, I had no choice but to slap her buttocks a few times, neither lightly nor hardly, as punishment, and then I slapped her buttocks and started fighting.
"Oops, it looks like I'm going to die miserably today again." Looking at the time outside, I helplessly shrugged my shoulders.
"Then, I'll trouble you to accompany Xiao Heitan first." I turned around cheerfully, showing my white shining teeth, and gave a thumbs up to the pornographic maid.
Did you see, Hong B, my sunny and cool personality is no worse than yours?
"Where have you been sneaking around these past few days? It's obvious that you finally made a trip to the elves. The stupid prince who is so suspicious should just be kicked to death by a million horses."
Taking my place and sitting next to Xiao Heitan, Jeluka muttered dissatisfiedly, glaring at me with purple eyes.
I recently realized that the number of horses can often be used to detect the degree of anger of this stupid maid (shy OP tsundere). With a million horses, it seems that she is very angry with me.
"What if I say I'm going out to gain the power to protect you?"
With my back to the light, I left Jeluka with my arrogant back, and the melancholy and vicissitudes of life could not be concealed in my tone.
Liu Xiao Heitan, don’t become a liar like your father when you grow up. "Jeluka ignored me, turned around and struck a bull across the mountain, which shocked me to the point of bleeding from all my orifices.
Well, it seems I can only tell the truth.
"Actually, I'm a twitcher. I've developed a skinny nose recently." I lowered my head honestly.
"Abnormal." The little maid complained mercilessly.
"Well, I can't help it. In order to continue to be perverted in the future." With my back to them, I waved my hand, and this time I really took a step to leave.
As he stepped out of the door, a sound as soft as a mosquito's moan came.
"Dear... dear,
…walk slowly. "
I turned around in disbelief and saw that in the room, the upper body of the stupid maid was lying lazily on the ice coffin without any image. Only the back of her head was left for me, and half of her pretty face was pressed against the ice coffin. I could vaguely see it. A trace of white vapor rises.
Smirking in his heart, he closed the door gently, left the Crystal Tree a hundred times faster than before, and ran for more than ten minutes, arriving at a remote place.
An arrogant and upright red figure was standing there with his arms folded across his chest, exuding the aura of being kept away from strangers.
Hearing the footsteps, he turned his eyes here and said something coldly.
"I'm late today, training is doubled."
Suddenly, the relaxed and happy smile just now faded away bitterly.
On the other side, a unique secret party is taking place.
The location was the same remote lake a few days ago.
Leona, who had returned to her girlish form, was soaking in the lake with a contented look on her face. For her, the world was big and bathing was the biggest! In the past, when he was in dragon form, he had achieved a remarkable record of sleeping underwater for three days and three nights.
Next to her, a small wooden barrel floated quietly, what else could it be if it wasn't a little King Arthur's royal bathtub.
But there was no one in the barrel.
Little King Arthur was staying outside, proudly showing off the results of her training over the past few days to Leona.
Using both hands and feet, he kept digging under the water, precariously supporting the little King Arthur's body to float and move forward slowly.
"How's it going, Leona? Ben Ang's swimming skills, which I just learned in the past few days, are pretty good." Little King Arthur was very proud that she finally conquered the water.
Leona was already so burnt on the outside and tender on the inside that she no longer even thought about ridiculing him.
"Who did you learn this from?" She looked at the cute and cute King Arthur swimming in a very ugly and funny dog-paddle style, feeling a little dizzy.
