"So, what exactly do you want to tell me?"
After listening to the dark version of the story of Er Ye warming wine and killing Hua Xiong, I felt completely Spartan, and I still didn’t understand what the little King Arthur wanted to express.
"Idiot, Naisu, idiot, you didn't even hear it."
Okay, okay, I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot, please tell me.
"This incident shows the knight's loyalty. Ben Ang clearly gave him a night, but little Elufa only used a glass of wine to cool down and took the enemy's head back. It shows that she Absolutely obey Ben Ang’s orders and complete the task perfectly and ahead of schedule.”
"Then what?"
In fact, I think that little loli was just drunk and crazy. If she hadn't happened to encounter a lizard warrior attacking the bear tribe, even if the glass of wine had frozen into ice, even everyone in the tent would have frozen into ice. , she may not be able to find traces of the lizard people.
Loli's luck value is usually relatively high.
"So, although Ben Ang told Nai that he only had three days at most, as a loyal knight, Nai doesn't think that after hearing these words, Ben Ang should leave and follow behind?" King Arthur said this as a matter of course.
I:"……"
What does this guy think of me? A loyal dog who only has eyes for his master and can't live without his master?
"Sorry, I'm not a knight, I'm just a mount." I raised my hand to quibble.
By the way, I added in my heart: Moreover, the loyalty is very low. He may refuse the master's call at any time, or even abandon the master's deserted mount.
"The death penalty is a death sentence for an arrogant mount. This gift from this Ang is a death sentence."
Tears began to well up in the eyes of little King Arthur again, and he resisted the tears from falling. His little nose twitched, and he turned away and refused to pay attention to me again.
Really, in this case, doesn’t it mean that I am bullying her? I looked at Artoria with a look of help.
"Fan, I'm sorry, I can't help you this time." Artoria shook her head slightly and smiled bitterly.
"Your Majesty King Arthur...she hasn't slept well these past few days. She often looks in the direction of the teleportation array, waiting for you to come back."
Huh! ! ! Are you lying? Is this little guy so attached to her mount?
Doesn't this make me feel even more guilty?
"Alto, don't talk to that idiot. It's just an arrogant and ownerless mount. I don't care about it, not at all."
The little girl's eyes were red, and her hands kept gesturing to Artoria to tell her to stop talking.
"Sorry, sorry, it was my fault this time. I should have come earlier."
What can I say after seeing this scene? Even if I am justified, I have to apologize.
As I said that, I turned my palm so that the little King Arthur sitting on it faced me, letting her see the sincerity on my face.
"Humph, I'm not surprised. I'm sorry if I'm not surprised." Unexpectedly, the little boy tilted his head to the other side again.
"Don't say that. We are going to be good partners on the battlefield in the future. How can we be angry? You think so."
I persevered and turned my palm another 180 degrees, turning little King Arthur's face back with a flattering smile.
"Huh, I'm ignoring you."
He crossed his arms across his chest, hugged the sword, and turned his head away.
Oh? He didn't seem so angry anymore, which made me feel happy.
This little king is quite easy to coax, as long as he can sincerely apologize.
Regardless of the fact that she keeps pricking me with the [toothpick] in her hand, isn't this little guy full of cuteness, and the more he looks at it, the cuter he becomes?
So, in fact, as long as you treat little King Arthur as a cute creature, it is very easy to coax her.
That is……
"Don't say that. We will be good comrades-in-arms and good friends from now on. Come on, hang out and increase our friendship."
After saying that, I lifted up little King Arthur, put it on my face, and rubbed my big face against her.
"Wow~~Tie... stick it here, no, I don't want to touch this big smelly face."
The little King Arthur, who was caught off guard, was rubbed against me, and he whined. For a moment, he even forgot about the sword of victory in his arms. He just stretched out his two small arms and kept pushing me, trying to rub me up. cheek.
"Don't be shy, come on, come and rub me again."
"No~~No~~ It won't increase my favorability~~ It will only make me hate Naida even more~" Little King Arthur continued to scream.
"Ah hahaha, it's true. I'm so happy, and I'm still talking arrogantly."
"I'm not happy at all. Let go of Ben Ang. You're the mount of this fool. You're such a big idiot. I'm not happy at all. You're not comfortable at all. You're a bully. You're a bad guy who bullies people. Ben Ang will only accept it." Tracy's tongue licked." Little King Arthur was still struggling with his silly hands and feet to escape from my demon... er, demon face.
"Oh? The Red Dragon Queen's tongue, right?"
I imagined this warm red dragon lying on the ground, spreading its huge dragon wings to protect King Arthur lying on it, and then sticking out its tongue and licking her face gently.
Then imagine that the Red Dragon Queen turned into a flaming beautiful girl, flexing her delicate body, protecting King Arthur who is also a woman, stretching out her petite and cute pink tongue, licking King Arthur's cherry lips. **One scene.
Why is it that the same people, the same actions, but the roles are slightly changed, can the atmosphere be so different? Holding the nosebleed that was about to spurt out, I thought to myself.
As his blood swelled, he felt a little carried away.
"You want to lick it, right? Well, I really can't help it. He is such a coquettish king." I tried to imitate the Red Dragon Queen and licked the little King Arthur's face with my tongue a few times.
So, feeling a huge sense of crisis coming, little King Arthur subconsciously drew his sword and stabbed him.
It hit the tongue I just stuck out.
“Woo——————!!!”
This time I couldn't even scream. I covered my tongue and rolled around on the ground like a maggot in pain, with tears streaming down my face.
So as a human being, you can’t get too carried away.
"Humph, you idiot mount, the saliva is so disgusting, you deserve it." Jumping back on Artoria's shoulder, little Arthur stuck out his tongue while looking at me rolling on the ground, and said viciously.
Although it was indeed painful to have the weakest tongue stabbed, after this incident, the little one's anger seemed to have almost disappeared.
Or is it that you are pretending to be so angry because you just want to find an excuse to get intimate with me?
Thinking of this possibility, I couldn't help but feel complacent about my status as a mount. I am really a sinner.
No, no! You must not take that last step, you bastard! How can I, my dignified false savior, be someone else’s mount? Stop joking, if this little little one is the king...forget it, if I say this, I feel like I am abusing a very cute and cute little animal.
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"Are Willas and the others here too?" After finishing the fight with little King Arthur, Arturia and I got down to business.
It's actually a bit too exaggerated to say it's business. I just fulfilled the agreement with little King Arthur, and then brought the family to the elves to have fun, escort Lena, come to see little Heitan, and also inquire about crystals with Yalandlan. The relationship between the tree and the little ghost.
Counting on your fingers, it seems that’s all.
"Well, that's right. I won't cause any trouble to you." I said sheepishly.
I felt a little weird, so I came here with my wife and daughter. Fortunately, I was thick-skinned enough, so I just ignored those envious, jealous and contemptuous looks.
"Of course, I'm so grateful for everyone's care on God's birthday, and I'm just thinking about how I can repay you." Artoria looked quite happy, and the golden hair on her forehead curled up and turned.
"It's fine that I didn't cause any trouble. As for those polite words, it goes without saying. We are all one family... Well, cough, cough, cough." Even though I was thick-skinned, I became ashamed. How should I say it, hahahaha... …
"This is the first person to say kind words."
Turning his head, Wang Zhirongyi, who was right in front of him, burst into an intoxicating smile that was more dazzling than the sun.
Oh oh oh, could it be that I have completed the transformation from a young girl to a married woman? I always feel that my king is becoming more and more feminine. I exclaimed in surprise, almost being so fascinated by the beautiful smile in front of me that I couldn't stop myself.
"When I come over with Lena and the others tomorrow, let's go through a more formal ceremony." I thought for a while and said.
It doesn't really matter to me. It's better to think that those cliché etiquette are troublesome and I can avoid them if I can.
But Lena’s current status is not trivial. She is a candidate for the Grand Elder of the Alliance, and there is no one among them. In terms of status, she can be said to be on an equal footing with us official elders. She is the first to visit the elves to study, so naturally she must give her a good welcome. , we can’t let others feel that the elves have lost their etiquette.
So at this point, even if Lena and I have the same thoughts and find it troublesome and want to come here in a low-key manner, the elves will not be willing. I believe that Arlandland has already made arrangements at this time.
And then there are Vilas and the others, if they come to the elves to play in the name of my wife and daughter, maybe those elves will fight for their queen. Think about it, those who regard Artoria as their own. What would a male elf like a goddess think in his heart when he learned that his goddess husband came with a group of wives and daughters to have fun?
If we follow Lena as an envoy, we will have less trouble, well, probably.
"Yeah?"
Arturia stopped and stared at her unblinkingly with her beautiful emerald eyes like gemstones.
The bright and delicate golden long hair, probably because she had just taken a shower, fell casually on her shoulders. As the cool night breeze blew, it danced gently with the wind like an elf, brushing against the lines. The soft fragrant shoulders brushed against the delicate and beautiful cheeks and towards the black night sky, exuding a soft golden luster, which was more beautiful than the light emitted by the towering crystal trees and the stars in the sky.
Beauty out of the bath, beauty under the lamp and beauty under the moon are the most beautiful moments for women. However, Artoria's beauty no longer needs these embellishments. Her long golden hair alone has dimmed the bright moon and starry sky, and the crystal in it Her dazzling beauty will also lose its luster.
I also turned around and looked at Artoria, my eyes falling deeply into her beautiful pupils.
If there was strong reluctance and retention in these eyes, maybe I would stay at all costs. Anyway, I said hello to Crodia when I left.
But no, these beautiful eyes are only bright, deep, quiet, clear, majestic... and trusting.
In an instant, I understood.
It’s not that I don’t have the slightest feeling that it doesn’t matter whether I stay or not.
Just because you believe in me, believe in my judgment, and support my decision is like a girl's first love, a trust that is pure and flawless, as beautiful as a dream.
This innocent trust means that even if one day, I stab her chest with a sword, one minute before I stab her in the heart to death, I tell her that this is for her own good, don’t resist, she will smile to her. I nodded.
The pressure... is so great. How can a person like me be so virtuous and capable to gain such trust from His Majesty the King?
Although I don’t have much confidence, at least within my ability, I don’t want to betray this trust.
So, I nodded and made my own judgment.
If you stay here tonight, you may be able to continue the romance of Binggu and kiss my king Fangze again.
However, there are girls at home who expect more and need me more. I am the backbone of that family, so it is better to stay with them.
"If you want to go back, hurry up. Don't let them worry. Good night. I look forward to your arrival tomorrow." Arturia smiled slightly, holding little King Arthur in her arms, smiling softly and waving goodbye.
"Well, good night, see you tomorrow."
I also smiled and waved my hands gently, thought for a while, stepped forward, reached out and gently moved a strand of hair on her face that was blown by the night wind to her ears, and my fingertips undoubtedly ran across her delicate and smooth face. , causing a ripple.
After thinking for a while, he took another step forward, gently hugged Artoria, and regardless of how little King Arthur screamed when he was caught between our bodies, he kissed her gently on her delicate lips.
It seemed like it was only a moment, but it seemed like ten thousand years had passed. My lips parted slightly. I turned around, took a step forward, curled my little finger and ring finger, and used the gestures of the other three fingers to make a cool move towards the back.
"Good night."
Oh oh oh, so cool, what I am now.
"Wait...wait a minute, don't ignore me!!"
Unexpectedly, there was an angry shout from behind, followed immediately by a familiar stinging pain in his butt.
"Oh oh oh oh ——!!! You...you guy!!"
It was such a perfect farewell, but it was just the last bit...the last bit. This little guy actually ruined my good deeds. It was really not cute at all.
"You deserve it, you deserve it. You dare to ignore your master. You must teach this arrogant horse a lesson." Standing on top of my head, little King Arthur once again used his magic skill of pulling weeds, and kept tearing my hair with his two small hands.
"Wait...wait, ow!! Don't pull it out, I'm going to become a Mediterranean uncle, I really am going to become a Mediterranean uncle."
After my begging for mercy, the little one finally stopped her violence and stood above me with a proud look on her face, her hands on her hips, announcing her victory.
"Okay, what do you want?"
I turned around eagerly and asked with a sad face, unable to raise my head to face Artoria who was smiling at the corner of her mouth.
This feeling is like when I went shopping with my girlfriend and met a gangster. I calmly patted her frightened shoulder and said, "Don't worry, it's just a few passers-by. I Your Royal Highness, please give your knight a minute.
Then, with his hands in his trouser pockets and a gentle smile, under the adoring eyes of his girlfriend, he took the lead and led a few gangsters into a remote alley next to him.
There was a crackle deep in the alley, and a minute later, the siren of an ambulance rang, and my girlfriend was carried into the car amidst her cries...
Woohoo, so embarrassing.
"You're just a mount, don't leave your master behind." Little King Arthur, a combination of rogue abc, stood on my head and said this proudly.
"Okay, what do you want?"
"Let's go together. Wherever the mount goes, the master will go."
"Well... there seems to be something wrong." I always feel that it should be the other way around.
However, this statement is probably King Arthur's thoughtfulness + King Arthur's arrogance.
Of course, maybe it's just a helpless concession to my arrogant mount.
No problem, take this little guy away?
I glanced at Artoria and indicated with my eyes.
She nodded.
Also, this little guy's strength can be said to be invincible at this level in the pseudo-realm. In the first world, she is the only one who messes with others, but no one dares to take her idea.
The main thing to note is just don't get discovered.
I waved goodbye to Artoria again, and I got carried away with my pride. I stood above my head holding a small toothpick and kept shouting "Asian Angda~~I am Su Yasian Angda~~", like a victory. The little King Arthur, who looked like a general, picked him up, held him in his arms, and covered him with his arms.
Compared with the cool farewell just now, now it's like running away with your tail between your legs. Damn it, do I have a grudge against you?
Seeing little Arthur squinting his eyes in his arms with peace of mind, breathing evenly and comfortably, and slowly falling asleep, with his rosy little face looking very satisfied, I suddenly felt angry. Come to one place.
How about secretly, secretly stuffing the sleeping little guy into a huge peach with the peach core removed, and then placing it in the river and letting her live a magical adventure?
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I've finally finished writing it. I'll do the polishing after get off work tomorrow at noon. I'm so sleepy and tired that I want to roll out of bed. I'm sorry.
It’s the last day of double, everyone, do your best, fight! !
