Well, what does it feel like?
In the dream, I felt a warm sensation coming from my buttocks, as if I was soaking in a hot spring.
But the temperature of this pot of fountain continued to rise as if there was a fire burning underneath. After a while, the hot spring simply moved away, replaced it with a torch below, and squatted on the buttocks to barbecue.
“Hot, hot, hot————!!”
Of course, I woke up from the heat and kept rolling on the bed holding my smoking butt.
Who is so wicked as to wake people up in this way?
I had never used this method to wake up a barbarian's criminal consciousness. I cursed in my heart. If I caught the murderer, I would have to deal with it.
Then, I remembered to look around blankly. The exotic decoration and furniture looked strange... but a little familiar.
At this time, the brain that gradually woke up remembered what happened last night.
After bidding farewell to Artoria and his party, he came to the fox tribe, and successfully sneaked into the little fox's tent, completing a landmark affair... Bah, this is not called an affair. My relationship with the little fox is aboveboard. , it’s just that those fox men were too unreasonable and forcefully forced Ben Druid to use this method to meet the little fox.
And then... Naturally, I couldn't stand the charming power of this little naughty fox, so I rolled on the bed. It was fine at first, but when the aphrodisiac body fragrance emitted by the little fox in the room became stronger, I couldn't help but bloom a few times, As a result, the little fox was extremely emotional and couldn't help but be inspired by the Sky Fox bloodline. The result...is there any need to say the result?
A little while ago, Heavenly Grandma and her grandson swam back from halfway across the Santu River again.
I knelt down on the bed with tears streaming down my face and prayed before I came to my senses.
These people will be saying, who woke me up in such a cruel way, looking at a mirror on the table, the snow-white sunlight shining in from the sky window of the tent happened to shine on the mirror, and bounced off to me. I was just lying on my butt where I was sleeping, and I suddenly felt sad and angry.
Needless to say, anyone else in this tent besides me can be figured out with my butt.
Seeing that there was no one in the tent, I guessed that the murderer had committed the crime and escaped. I quickly jumped up from the bed. Unexpectedly, I overestimated my physical strength. I was still in mid-air, and my sore waist had lost its strength, so I failed to pretend to be cool. Instead, he pawed the ground like a hungry dog and fell on the bed again.
Damn it, it's all Shi's fault... No, it's all that little fox's fault!
He kept mumbling words in his mouth, waving like a heavy stone on his back. His back was sore and his whole body was numb. After putting on his clothes, he stood up unsteadily.
That little fox... where did he go?
I did the math... Logically speaking, it should be summer now, because God's Birthday is at the end of winter or early spring, between the New Year and New Year's Eve in the original world. After God's Birthday, I I stayed in the camp for nearly a month, and the journey to find the artifact fragments took another five months. In other words, almost half a year has passed since the birthday of the god.
From the beginning of summer to mid-autumn, this period should be the golden time for Harrogas. Food sources are extremely abundant. The fox tribe should not be short of supplies. The little fox, the leader of the fox tribe, can also take advantage of this time to take a break. No need to waste precious time on food.
So I concluded that she probably didn’t go far, at least she didn’t leave with the hunting party that was about to set off before dawn.
Just as I guessed, before I could calm down and use telepathy to find her location, the tent door of the room was lifted, revealing the graceful and charming figure of the little fox.
"You lazy idiot, have you finally woken up?"
Seeing me sitting on the bed in a daze, this little fox pursed her lips, walked over with a sly smile, and put the mirror on the table back without leaving a trace.
If you want to destroy the corpse and eliminate all traces, there is no way.
The brain that was fascinated by the radiant light displayed by this little fox as soon as he entered the door suddenly woke up like a bucket of cold water. He took a few steps forward, grabbed it with his big hand, and wiped out the little fox's sinful attempt to wave the mirror. The little hands hold tightly.
"Hmph, don't you have anything you want to say to me? You damn little fox." I gritted my teeth and glared at him.
"What do you want to say? Why can't I understand what you are saying, you bad guy? Are you talking about this mirror? Is there something wrong with it?"
Pretending to be at a loss, if someone was unaware, they would probably be stunned by the realistic acting skills of this little fox, thinking that it was just an accident. The mirror was already in that position, but the angle of the sun and the It's just a coincidence that my butt is in the right position.
However, this is just what ordinary people think, and how can it escape Ben Druid's sharp eyes.
Look at the back of her ass!
That big brown tail, as smooth as if it had been oiled, extremely supple, plush and cute, and known as the most beautiful among the fox people, was swaying from side to side in a naughty and cunning way, bit by bit, as if there were endless things to say. The cute little conspiracy hidden in it completely betrayed the heart of this little fox.
"You……"
I shook my head helplessly, wanting to punish this pretty little fox, but I couldn't bear to do it, so I could only slap her on the butt a few times, which was meaningful.
"Hmph, bad guy, he just knows how to bully people here."
Although it was just a few gentle pats, the little fox's face was already as red as a cloud, and the already watery and charming eyes were even more seductive, charming to the bone and soul.
Even if you compare all the celestial foxes in the past, nothing can match the charm of this little fox.
"Don't tempt me, be careful with your family."
I swallowed a gulp and licked my lips. I was still drooling when I woke up, but now my mouth has become dry, and there seems to be a fire burning in my heart. My tired and sore body, especially there, He suddenly cheered up as if he had taken some medicine.
not good!
I bit my tongue hard before I woke up. If I were to be seduced by this little fox in this state, I would undoubtedly drink poison to quench my thirst.
I finally realized the origin of Tianhu's love and sorrow very deeply. If it were anyone else, who could endure being with such a charming vixen every day.
The little fox seemed to have noticed it, and he quickly put on a straight face and restrained his natural charm.
"Humph, I almost forgot!"
She suddenly remembered something. That beautiful big brown tail was wagging angrily, and the two soft fox ears suddenly stood up straight. A pair of snow-white teeth were biting tightly, vaguely able to See the two small tiger teeth inside.
The little fox now looks like an angry little female cat.
"What's wrong?"
I scratched my head in confusion. She hadn't settled the matter with her for waking me up with a mirror. Why did she suddenly act like the villain was the first to complain and she became angry with me.
"Huh, huh, you are a big bad guy, a big pervert, don't you know what you have done? No...shameless, a pervert, a beast."
The little fox said coquettishly, with a blush on her pretty face, her arms tightly holding her breasts, taking a step back and staring at me, as if I had really done something evil and evil.
"You should explain it clearly." I was confused and my eyes widened.
You can eat random things, but you can't say random words. Otherwise, even if you are my wife, I will still... spank you.
"Ugh! This confused look is even more irritating!"
Seeing that I still didn't repent, the little fox murmured bitterly, cast a sinister look at me with his beautiful eyes, and moved towards me with his tail swung.
"Wait...wait, what do you want to do?"
Seeing the angry look of the little fox, it didn't look like he was joking. I was a little scared, but after racking my brains, I still couldn't figure out what happened to offend her. Let's talk about what happened last night, even though it was Heshen's birthday. When I was young, I did that thing of having sex. I can't say that an old couple is accustomed to it, but it shouldn't be so grand.
"Don't move, stand still!"
"Oh...Okay, hey, what's going on!"
Forced by her momentum, I subconsciously stood at attention, but it seemed like I had a guilty conscience, so I immediately rose up to resist.
Unfortunately, the protest was ineffective. This little fox, like a detective like Sherlock Holmes, came close to me and circled me at a distance of less than a foot. His sharp and dangerous eyes kept looking up and down, like a fine sculpture. The finely carved jade-like nose was also constantly twitching, sniffing something on my body.
He was still muttering to himself.
"It's not the smell of Willas... it's not the smell of Sarah... it's not the smell of Linya... it's not the smell of Sharna... it's not the smell of the Elf Queen... it's not the smell of Lena..."
Hey Hey hey!
Although I don’t know what the little fox is muttering, my sensitive heart of complaining emperor triggered strong complaints about the last judgment she made involving Lena.
I always feel that the last sentence contains some extremely terrible meaning, as if I have committed some heinous crime. It's like the judge on the stage, not asking you what crime you have committed, but asking you what you think. Words like which prison should you be thrown into.
Everyone must have misunderstood something. Lena and I have a pure brother-sister relationship... At this point, saying things like this will only add to the confusion.
Unconsciously, two lines of clear tears flowed down my cheeks.
"Tell me, whose smell is this?"
After muttering a few names that made me sweat, the little fox turned to the front again, suddenly raised his head, and stared at me with judgmental eyes.
"Sir, this is unfair!"
My legs trembled, and I subconsciously yelled out a famous saying.
"Unjustly accused? Hmph, do you think you can hide this from Ben Tianhu? Be honest."
The little fox's eyes changed, showing a kind expression that showed leniency when confessing but refusing to be strict. In the dark interrogation room, under the light of a bright desk lamp, he handed over the hot rice bowl for his mother.
"Your Excellency, the great Sky Fox Lucia, before you pronounce my crime, can you let the prisoner understand clearly - what are you talking about now?" I shrugged my head in agony, full of confusion. .
"That smell on you, who does that smell on you belong to?"
The little fox also seemed to realize that I was not acting, but that I really hadn't figured out the reason yet, so he couldn't help but bite two little tiger teeth, making a cute gnashing of teeth to scare me.
"smell?"
I smelled it on my shoulder and sleeve, and yes, it had a strong fragrance... from the little fox.
"Isn't it just what you smell like?" I raised my head innocently and blinked.
"It does smell like me... No, that's not what I'm talking about. There's also the smell of other women!"
Her pretty face turned red, and the little fox became angry and shouted in embarrassment.
"I didn't smell it." I denied.
"It's fine if I smell it." The little fox declared unreasonably.
"Ah, I remember!"
Suddenly, she looked stunned for a moment, then showed a look of surprise, and stared at me fiercely with an even more angry and sinister look as if she was looking at an animal.
"The smell of tulips...yes, it's the smell of that maid!"
"How...how is it possible!"
I almost gasped in surprise, this, this, this...
“I didn’t expect that you, a pervert… a bad guy… would not even spare your own maid.
I will continue to complete the 7,000 words tomorrow...RO
