Chapter 1,315 The Dog-Eared Lady’s Version of Vilas (Achieved 700W Words)
"What the hell is going on, you bastard!!"
I quit. If I were on stage, I would be so angry that I would tear off all my costumes, wigs, etc. and smash them in the director's face.
King Arthur, where are you bastard? Come out, I want to challenge you!
It's just a joke, but don't come out, boss.
After calming down, I immediately became scared again.
"Then... that... where is... exactly?"
Opposite him, Vilas held a pan tightly in his hand, cowered his delicate body, and looked around uneasily, like a poor little dog who went out for a walk with his owner and accidentally got lost because of his naughty running around.
Because it is based on the Veras in my mind, the Veras in front of me in terms of personality, demeanor, etc. is actually the same as the real one. Naturally, it will not be like those big waves of Mephisto, Baal, and other strange things. Strange things, when they see people, they will pounce on them with their teeth and claws, and attack and slap their faces with all kinds of attacks.
Is the Veras puppy in my mind aggressive? Not at all, no, wait, maybe a little bit...
Oh oh oh, you are indeed my Willas. The confused look of this lost puppy is so cute. Even if it is just an illusion, it cannot stop my blazing heart of wifely love from accepting my husband. A warm embrace.
With red stars in my eyes, I rushed forward without hesitation.
Then there was a not-so-unexpected "bang--" and a home run from the pan.
"Alas~~~"
Jeluka sighed with a hint of pity from above her head.
"I'm just testing the opponent's attack power."
After completing the parabolic motion in the air, my whole body fell to the ground with a bang, facing the earth. After a long time, I raised my head, touched my nosebleed, and said.
"Then what?" Jeluka's voice was particularly cold.
"As expected, this blow from the pan is neither too big nor too small, just the strength of Willas."
I gave a thumbs up to the sky, ah, I really want to take this Vilas home, so that I have two Vilas.
"I was originally molded according to your image of Lord Vilas, how could there be any difference." The tone came from the angry Jeluka, who clearly regarded me as an idiot.
"Hmm, are you jealous? What a petty maid, she is jealous of even a mere illusion." I sat down, crossed my arms, and nodded.
"..."
There was silence on the other side.
"Hey, you're kidding, don't leave me alone!!" I thought this stingy, stupid maid got angry and left me alone.
"Stay there, Your Majesty is in trouble, you idiot prince." After a moment, Jeluka's angry and light curse came from above.
Ah, this guy finally said it. When Artoria was in trouble, he had no time to take care of his surroundings and immediately called me, the master, a fool. Have you ever seen such an arrogant maid? Never seen it.
Arturia also encountered a huge red dot, but she didn't know if it was like me. What appeared in front of her was an opponent she couldn't strike. Speaking of which, she couldn't strike at all. What exactly is it?
I started to imagine deeply, and finally my mind was fixed on a grassland scenery. On the lush green grass, a group of lions running carefree and high-spirited...
It's impossible, no matter what, it won't be...ahem.
Stopping the thoughts in my mind, I coughed a few times and began to face the predicament in front of me.
The opponent is Vilas.
Although he created it based on his own Willas as a template, unlike those mass-produced Mephisto and Baal, the Willas in front of him is not aggressive at all. On the contrary, he is kind, honest, and shy. It should be said that he is now in an absolutely undefeated situation.
The problem is, the more this happens, the less able I am to make a move, which means it is an absolutely unwinnable situation.
Lord King Arthur, is there such a thing as a tie?
I tried to file a petition, but was heartlessly ignored.
Forget it, let's wait until Jeluka is done with Artoria's affairs and come back to discuss with her what to do. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry now, and...
His eyes fell on Vilas (pseudo) who was still looking around in a panic, and also included me as a target of caution.
"Come, come and sit."
I waved to her. If it’s the Vilas in my heart, maybe I can train her well... Ahem, no, let’s get to know her better.
"who are you?"
The Veras (pseudo) in front of me seemed to have no memory of me. Holding the pan tightly, she walked up carefully and sat three meters away from me.
Then, he moved his knees and moved forward a short distance.
This small gesture moved me again.
To the Vilas (pseudonym) in front of me, I was just a stranger, and I had just behaved like a pervert to her. However, she still cared about my feelings and moved her forward with a small movement. His kind and considerate personality is clearly highlighted.
"Ahem, um, do you know what your name is?"
"I don't know." He shook his head like a puppy.
"Do you know where this place is?"
"I don't know." He continued shaking his head.
"Why are you here?"
"have no idea."
…
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After a while, I knelt down in a Z-position in frustration.
As expected, Willas was just a creation of imagination. No matter what he asked, all he got was "I don't know" and the conversation made no progress.
Well, in that case, let’s try another approach.
"Here, stretch out your right hand and shake it." I smiled and put my right hand on my body.
As a result, he was hit by a pan and fell to the ground.
"Hug... I'm sorry, are you okay? I don't know why, but I suddenly couldn't control myself. I'm really sorry..."
Vilas (pseudo) bowed desperately and apologized with tears in her eyes.
I:"……"
Sure enough, even Vilas, who was created out of thin air, is not so easy to fool.
If this is the case, try other methods. It is rare to have a Vilas who can bully no matter what, standing in front of you. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity must be made good use of to satisfy those inner desires that usually dare not be in front of Vilas. Dark longing, oooooooooooooo! !
Wait, what did Jeluka say just now?
I seemed to have caught something, and a flash of light flashed through my mind.
The Vilas in front of me... was transformed or created based on my understanding of Vilas. So, can the dark desire in my heart that I have always wanted to realize be fulfilled here?
I feel the need to experiment.
Hehehehe, little Vilas, don’t blame me. Although I am your husband, I am also a normal man controlled by a woman! ! !
I stared at Willas across from me and laughed with evil intentions.
As a result, he was hit by a pan again.
"Sexy things... are wrong." Vilas (pseudo) said to me shyly but courageously.
"Sorry..." I apologized honestly, and also paid my apology in advance for my next behavior.
"Ah, I suddenly remembered something. Sorry, I'll leave for a while."
I made an exaggerated gesture like, "Oh, my phone suddenly rang. I went out to answer it." With Vilas' (fake) cute tilted head and confused expression, I opened a distance of more than a hundred meters from her. Sitting down.
What you need to do next must be concentrated without any interruption.
"Hmm~~~~~"
Like a street liar and a qigong master exerting force on a chopstick, I closed my eyes tightly and frowned into a deep frown.
The long-lost self-hypnosis** is used again.
You need to make a small change in the image of Vilas that has been deeply ingrained in your heart. To put it simply, tell yourself and let yourself believe that Vilas is not like this, but like that.
For me, the existence of Vilas is too important, so I don’t want to change the deep-seated things, and I can’t change them. But, if it’s just that...
After a while, I slowly opened my eyes, as if someone had slapped me from behind. I covered my swollen forehead, stood up unsteadily, and then couldn't wait to go back and enjoy the results.
At the same time, Vilas (pseudo) also let out a scream.
nie! !
After seeing Vilas again, I clenched my fist and roared to the sky from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you, King Arthur, for your second test, which made me realize my wish that I thought I would never be able to achieve in my lifetime.
Compared with the Vilas just now, the Vilas in front of him did not have an extra mouth or a missing nose.
It's just that the normal human ears turned into fluffy dog ears, and then there was a puppy tail that was wagging back and forth on the buttocks.
"Pfft~~~~"
Looking blankly at the dog-girl version of Willas, the long-lost nosebleed spurted out like a waterfall.
No, although I had imagined it, but when I saw it, I still had no immunity at all. Especially when combined with her tearful eyes and the way she was overwhelmed by the changes that had happened to her, it was simply...
So cute, you bastard! ! ! ! !
"Zi~~~~"
A sinister look with wet tears suddenly fell on him.
I saw Willas (fake) holding a pan, looking like she was filled with tears due to extreme shyness, and swaying closer.
Oops...Oops, it's darkened!
I turned around and ran away, but Vilas (pseudo) reacted immediately and chased after me while waving the pan unconsciously, putting on a great battle royale show.
"Eh~~~ It's really fun? I thought that His Highness the (idiot) Prince was in trouble and was worrying about it, but it seems that's not the case. He was having a lot of fun."
Jeluka's extremely cold voice came from above her head.
"Wha...when?"
I was shocked. Oops, the little dark desire in my heart must have been exposed in front of this dirty maid.
"It started when the (idiot) Prince was hit for the second time." Jeluka gave me an answer that made me despair. Wasn't it almost all seen? !
No, wait, Jeluka shouldn't be able to see the situation here, so...
"I don't know why, but after Her Majesty the Queen walked out of the maze, she could see the situation on the (idiot) Prince's side very clearly."
No----! ! !
Just like the tragic teenager who watched the movie for the first time and was caught by his mother who broke into the room, I held my head and let out a miserable scream.
Wait, Artoria got out of the maze?
Doesn't that mean that she is also watching?
I suddenly noticed an even more desperate message, and in my heart I sadly just wanted to turn around and hit the pan that Veras was wielding, and be beaten to death.
Being exposed in front of Jeluka, to be honest, although I feel guilty, I am not under much pressure. After all, we are all moral merchants on the same street who make a living by selling morals. She knows all about me, and she knows many of my shameful secrets. He also knows many of her shameful secrets.
But Artoria...forget it, my life is over.
For a moment, I wondered if this dirty maid was trying to scare me. Arturia was not around at all and had not passed the maze yet. However, after thinking about it carefully, I overturned this assumption.
Because Zeluka used lingo again, secretly adding the word "idiot" in front of His Highness the Prince, which only I could detect. If Artoria hadn't been there, she would have been extremely jealous by now because of her petty temper. , there is no need to do this at all, just bite a stupid prince, a beast prince, and be kicked to death by 100 million horses, be stuffed to death by 10,000 bottles of birth control pills, be slapped to death by a hundred pans, etc.
Alas, this world might as well be destroyed.
Just as I expected, Artoria's voice came over next.
"Fan, watch your back."
I was shocked and realized that I had been distracted for a moment, slowed down, and almost wiped my butt with the pan.
Although I did have the intention of simply running into it and being beaten to death, thinking about it still felt that it was not worthwhile, so I accelerated my speed.
Rather than the frying pan, which poses little threat behind me, I am more worried about the future and how I will face Artoria later.
I felt even more miserable than being caught and raped in bed, and my heart was filled with grief.
"Let's solve the current dilemma first, Your Highness."
The pornographic maid, who saw my loss and frustration clearly, seemed to feel a breath of bad breath, and then she spoke leisurely.
"What can I do? Let me tell you in advance that I will never take action against Vilas, even if she is fake."
"I knew you would say that." Jeluka sighed helplessly.
"However, if it is Lord Vilas, even if you don't take action, aren't there actually many ways to deal with her?"
"any solution?"
"The solution is in His Royal Highness's inventory, why not look for it?" This unscrupulous maid began to play charades for me.
Inventory?
There is something in my inventory that can deal with Vilas? I do not know how?
I searched and searched in the inventory filled with Willas (really), but still couldn't understand what Zeluka meant.
"Inside the right corner."
Jeluka, who really couldn't stand it anymore, gave another hint.
In the right corner?
I subconsciously looked for it in the right corner of the inventory, and found a large pile of books.
The Duke of Beasts series?
It also includes the latest work that Princess Sanwu thrust into my hands before I left.
Suddenly, I understood what Jeluka meant. It turned out to be like this. Hum, she is really a maid that no one should take a look at.
I looked astonished, laughed randomly and confidently, suddenly stopped and turned around, facing the blackened and violent Vilas.
Take a look at the moves, one of Wu’s unique skills, Princess Sanwu’s Heavenly Lady Scattering Flower Technique (book version)!
In an instant, I threw all the Beast Duke series inside into the sky and fell down. RO