"Lao Ma, Cook, Bai Lang, you are tired!"
I burst into tears, as if I were seeing old comrades who had been imprisoned for many years unjustly. I rushed up to them, wanting to put them down.
Suddenly, a small wooden sign stuck straight into the ground in front of me caught my attention.
What's going on? This wooden sign thief looks familiar. At first glance, I thought I was seeing my long-lost brother.
Isn't this the writing pad I made for the Hell Fighting Bear form?
What's going on? I obviously hid all the wooden signs in a very hidden and safe place. How did the little fox find it and steal a piece of it? No wonder I felt uneasy this morning. It's empty, as if something is missing, as if something important but cannot be remembered has suddenly disappeared.
This little fox... really deserves to be an assassin. I can't help but think of Harrogath in the first world, exploring the tribal temple with her and looking for tribal treasures. This fox assassin hunts for treasure and digs holes. His kung fu is at the master level, probably comparable to Feini's.
No, no, now it’s not about counting the small wooden sign. Of course, I don’t mean that the small wooden sign is not important. You have to think about it. It is the mouthpiece of the hell fighting bear, and it also has the effect of a harmless aura for humans and animals. Do you think it is important to effectively reduce the enemy's hatred and morale?
With such a strategic prop, whoever wants to say that this is a malicious show of cuteness, I will burn his underwear on fire!
But compared to the situation of Lao Ma and the others, the importance of the small wooden sign must be put first. Well, wait, anyway, the three of them will not get pregnant if they hang for a while. If the small wooden sign is not recovered in time, maybe the next second It will be blown away by the wind or picked up by animals. I'd better recycle it first.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nmmmmmn~~"
Seeing that the other party was desperately trying to save their lives, Lao Ma and the three of them felt happy for a while, thinking, they are indeed brothers, they are still reliable at critical moments, but it's a pity that they haven't finished thinking yet. When he saw the other person, he felt like he was seeing his long-lost sister. He suddenly squatted down and fell in love with a wooden sign in front of him.
The three humanoid insects hanging on the big tree struggled even more fiercely.
Hey, wait a minute, the little wooden sign still says "Left by the little fox?"
Ignoring the desolate scene above my head, I glanced at the small wooden sign, and read each word to Juan's meticulous but domineering handwriting.
"Those who let it go without permission will die!"
"Hisnm" everyone took a breath.
"this,""
Just from these four words, I can imagine how furious the little fox would be if Lao Ma and the others were put down now. I am afraid that the anger towards the three of them will be transferred to his own head.
Do I look like the kind of person who takes a bullet for my brother? !
certainly!
Filled with great pride, I put away the small wooden sign and cast my bright and determined eyes on Lao Ma and the others.
The three of them are also looking at me with hopeful eyes, hoping that I can have the courage to fight against evil forces and become a druid with both wisdom and courage in the new era.
"Life is precious, but brothers are even more valuable." I said firmly.
Suddenly, the three people in the tree shed hot tears.
"But for the sake of my wife" both can be thrown away. "After that, he left without looking back, leaving the three of them wailing and struggling.
I wish you to become a Buddha soon." Amen.
A few days later, "...,
Malagby, Cook and White Wolf finally decided to set off for training after suffering from an inexplicable collective cold.
Being able to break through to the Harrogas area so quickly, most of the credit goes to the little fox. Now that she is no longer in the team, she should work harder, at least she won't be unable to survive because of the little fox's absence.
With this positive thought, the three of them decided to set off as soon as possible. Even Bai Lang, a severe girl-obsessed patient, made up his mind and pushed the departure date forward again and again, and finally set it to today.
"Boss Fan, you are so..." So...yawn! ! It's so unloyal. "
Malagby sneezed loudly, then hissed back the two pieces of snot, and complained that it had been several days, and this petty paladin still didn't forget to take a handful of snot. Tears told me what happened that day.
"You must not want me to bear all the anger of that little fox." I rolled my eyes and said angrily.
"Why don't you tell her that if I hadn't been there to comfort her, you wouldn't have been able to hang her on a tree for one night, but you would have been tied to the three barbarian statues on the top of Arreat for three days and three nights? "
As if imagining that horrific punishment, Malagjing shivered all over, and his nose and tears came out as soon as he brushed his nose.
"Boss Fan, don't say anything. I won't thank you enough for your kindness. I'll invite you to the bar next time."
"That's true." Seeing that Malagbi was willing to donate generously, I nodded with satisfaction.
But just as it showed on his face, this guy added another sentence.
"You can drink as much as you like, and you'll pay for everything else."
Me: angry...
This guy must have said this knowing that I was not good at drinking. Fortunately, he didn't stay in the camp, otherwise Rogge would have had a strong competitor for the fifth stingiest throne.
Looking back, I saw the brother and sister White Wolf and Lena standing not far away talking quietly. From time to time, White Wolf would look at me warily at a high frequency.
He looked on guard, as if I, the elder of the harem, were gathering what he would do to Lena in his absence.
This guy, don’t even think about it, I am also Lena’s brother.
Ask yourself and swear to your conscience, I have never had any undue thoughts about Lena, and I have never made tea with her beyond the feelings of brother and sister..." One by one, cough, cough, cough!!
Don't get me wrong, I'm not feeling guilty, it's just that a gust of wind happened to blow over and choked my throat.
All in all, replenishing girl power is just like the setting in magical girl cartoons where miniskirts are required. Not every magical girl likes miniskirts. It is a setting, so I have no choice but to do it without changing clothes. If you wear a miniskirt that's as shameful as PLAY, you won't be able to save the world and the world will be invaded by a terrifying evil organization.
You can understand my difficulty.
After a while, the conversation between the brother and sister finally ended. White Wolf came to me without saying anything. He looked at me with complicated eyes for a while, then suddenly patted me on the shoulder several times, and then used both hands to push it upward. With one press, it seemed as if some kind of promise between the men had been completed. He breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and left coolly.
This was probably some kind of code. He first patted me nine times and then pressed me hard once, which seemed to translate into "Don't attack Lena, or you'll die!!!"
Then, the little fox chattered endlessly, and the three of them listened with low eyebrows, as if they were three monkeys with no temper at all when facing the tiger standing on the top of the mountain.
No matter how long the road is, it has an end. Gradually, the outline of the high platform of the teleportation array has appeared in the field of vision.
The three of them stood at the edge of the teleportation array and turned back to look at the group of us seeing off.
"Do you remember what you just said?"
The little fox put one hand on his hips and pointed the other hand at the other person, trying hard to put on a fierce expression to hide something.
"Remember, sister Lucia, please just be at ease." Malagbi wanted to ease the mood of divorce, and smiled funnyly, but his voice choked up first.
"First of all, I am still the captain of Team Lucia!" The little fox sniffed and said loudly, taking in a breath of cold air.
The three of them nodded hurriedly, their noses red.
"Second, even if I am not in the team, the name of the team cannot be changed without my permission."
"I know, don't worry. If any bastard dares to change his name, I, Cook, will be the first to beat him up." It is said that the lawyer is the calmest and most restrained, but now Cook has wiped the corners of his eyes.
"Third, if you want to add a new person to the team, you must check it carefully. You must bring it over for me to see. I have to nod. I can't trust the vision of you guys!"
"Don't worry, we will never let anyone enter Lucia's team without your nod."
Bai Lang nodded. Although his expression was the calmest among the three, if you look closely, you can still find that his eyes are a little red.
"Fourth, you have to be on call at all times, and you have to work as a cow and a horse for Ben Tianhu as before. Don't think that you can be completely liberated when Ben Tianhu is gone."
The little fox's voice was also choked with sobs.
"I know, I know." Lao Ma and the other two kept nodding.
"Fifth, at least once a month... no, three times, come and report the team situation to Tianhu. Even if you can't come, you must still write a letter."
"Don't worry, we've bought all the letter paper."
After Cook finished speaking, he took out a stack of letter paper with an eye-popping thickness, and he continued to take out it. He didn't know how much he bought. I said you are still experienced, these letter papers alone are enough to keep going. It's been a few years since I wrote it.
"Sixth, and the most important one, be sure to take care of yourself, you know?! Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely cannot die, otherwise, even if I die, I will not bypass you!!"
I always feel that the last sentence is the scariest...
"Sister Lucia, we can't bear to leave you." As soon as the little fox said these words, everyone's tear ducts immediately collapsed, and Malagubi cried and shouted.
"Without you here, future experience trips will be like boiled water, without any flavor at all."
I can use my own integrity as a guarantee. The above words are definitely the cry from Malagbi’s heart and soul.
"Again..." I'm not a child anymore. I occasionally think about how to go without Ben Tianhu, you three idiots. "Although he said this, the little fox's tears also flowed out.
"Ahem, I said..."...I hesitated for a moment, feeling that if I didn't do something, this farewell would really turn out to be a mess.
"Actually, everyone doesn't need to be so sad."
"Can you not be sad? We have been together for thirteen years. How can we break up so easily? You bad guy, you have no sympathy at all." The little fox's eyes were red and he stared at me angrily.
"That's right, Boss Fan is too cold-blooded. He only cares about his wife and not his brothers." Even the other three people had the same expression.
"I said...,
...I had no choice but to give up.
"Little fox, you are going to Harrogas next to find those three foodies..." Let's train with those three ancient barbarians. "
"Of course, sooner or later, one of these foxes will catch up with you and then get rid of you, the bad guy, and let you taste the feeling of being rejected, hum!" This little fox inadvertently exposed some things that made the big-mouthed horse The inside story of Rugby's eyes shining.
As long as he thinks about it, he can probably see "Begin with Chaos and End with Abandonment?" in the bar tomorrow. A holy girl from the fox tribe got pregnant out of wedlock. She wanted to marry her son, but was rejected by a certain harem elder! 》 Such gossip headlines.
"You three, you must also be looking for new teammates. We have already arrived in Harrogas. It is very difficult to find a suitable candidate. It will definitely take a lot of time, right." Turned his head and looked at I continued to ask Lao Ma and the others.
The three of them nodded. Indeed, there were originally only four people in an adventure team, which was already a very small number. Now that the little fox is gone, the strength of the entire team has suddenly dropped by more than half. They can't survive without finding new teammates.
"That's right, that is to say, as long as you want to, you can still see each other every day in Harrogas, at least for the next six months."
I clapped my palms and looked at the sensational foursome with a half-smile.
Little fox Bai Kuma and the other three: "..." "Ha.........ah hahaha" What are you talking about, you bad guy? Of course I already know such a simple truth. Do you think I will because of that? In the heat of the moment, you forget something so simple? "
The little fox covered his mouth and smiled, but it was a pity that there was still a hint of surprise, panic and guilt in his eyes that he could not cover up.
"You're right..." We are just rehearsing in advance for future separation, don't you think so? "Cook, White Wolf."
The "yes, yes" drill is a drill. "
These guys, they really deserve to be a team for thirteen years, and they can talk nonsense and have a tacit understanding.
"Since it's a drill..." I grinned at the three of them, and then took action without hesitation.
"Then get out of here! Other adventurers are still waiting to use it."
Watching the three old horses who kept waving at the little fox, telling her to come to Harrogas quickly, disappeared behind the teleportation array, we turned around and went home.
"Still sad? If you want to see her, can't you go to Harrogas to see her immediately?" Along the way, I saw the little fox twitching its ears and tail, looking unhappy, so I couldn't help but ask.
"It's not a matter of meeting or not, it's just that we can't practice together in the future..."
As if wanting to take in some warmth, the little fox leaned towards me and murmured.
"That's true." I can understand the little fox's mood. It's just like... just like Lena next to me. One day she suddenly said, "Brother, let's cut off the relationship between brother and sister." It's not like being in the same home and seeing each other every day.
No no no! ! !
Even if it is just an imagination, as a girl control, I cannot accept this setting! !
From this, I can more deeply understand the frustration of the little fox at this time.
"There is no other way. The three subordinates who have finally been trained and obeyed are gone. I can only use you, a bad guy, to support me for the time being." With a pair of lonely little hands, he hugged She came over and hugged my arm tightly, staring at her with uneasy and warm eyes, as if she was afraid that I would throw her hand away.
Couldn't this tough-tongued little fox be a little more honest for once and beg for warmth and comfort?
After sending Lena back, I stayed with the little fox for a whole day. I didn't do anything. I just held her in my arms and basked in the sun, listening to her soft and sweet voice, ringing in my arms, and she kept talking. Interesting things that Team Lucia experienced, and things that happened with me.
Of course, her arrogant style is indispensable. Anyway, after she said it, I became a clinging to her and clung to her. In the end, I had no choice but to follow me out of kindness...
Oh, I accidentally told the truth. It should have been "let me work as a follower".
Until night... Ahem, whether you understand it or not, I have put two layers of soundproofing in the room...
The next day I couldn't get out of bed again.
Bastard, you clearly promised not to transform before we started!
I felt that my pure feelings had been deceived. Of course, all the pure white things were also deceived.
Relying on the powerful pills left behind by the pornographic maid that time, I managed to cheer up and return home.
"Fan, you came back just in time."
As soon as the tent door was opened, in the hall, Artoria, who was sitting upright without any shame, chatting with Jeluka, and had been hidden for a while, showed me a faint and dazzling smile.
"Altolia, why are you here free? Is the matter over there... okay?" I was shocked.
"It's still far away. I just got a general understanding with Great Elder Akala. With one person's efforts, he can manage the entire alliance in an orderly manner. How can it be so easy to learn from the great elder's leadership skills?"
Altria shook her head sadly, but her expression was not at all depressed. On the contrary, she was full of energy and eager to try.
This is the confident and indomitable style of Altoly, just like the sun in the sky. Although it will always encounter sunset and night, it only takes one night to bloom again with brilliance and bring peace to the world. and hope that the broadcast will be withdrawn to every citizen.
If it were me, I would have thrown away my books and climbed trees to make bird nests.
"Then go now...,
..." I'm a little confused about the reason why Artolia appears here at this time.
"Although I really want to stay with Great Elder Akara, continue to listen to her teachings, and understand her wisdom, but how can I feel at ease if my time is wasted because of this."
Altria held my hand with a sincere apology: "Sorry, Fan, I kept you waiting for so long. Let's leave quickly." Me: "..." Actually, I really wanted to say no delay, not at all. Without delay, it would be best to learn from Akara for another year and a half, but there is no way to tell this truth in front of Altria, who is fully expecting me to evolve into an excellent king. .
She had too much expectations for me, or it should be said that she misjudged my ability from the beginning, always thinking that I was just a swan that had not yet put on its snow-white feathers. As a king, Artoria's vision was very accurate. , why did something happen to me?
As for the king of the harem, I can try my best to do it.
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