Chapter 1,292 This chapter tells us that don’t forget to wipe your mouth when stealing!
Jeluka still has a conscience. Although she almost killed me when she made an extremely bad move before leaving, she did not forget to put the bottle of Dali Pill into my hand when she left, and she finally came back to life. .
But before the joy was over, the little fox was really happy! Hell Salt Soup came over again. Although she looked shy and arrogant and couldn't hide her apology, she explained to me that this was a tonic soup specially made by the fox tribe for patients recovering from serious illness. It added a lot of ingredients, but why did I only eat it? To salty taste?
All in all, although the process was difficult, this little fox finally became Ben Druid's woman from the inside out, and the other three members of Lucia's team, Malagby and Cook It seems that the crisis alarm with Bai Lang can be lifted.
Let's go from red alert to yellow alert a little bit.
Although I listened many times, every time I mentioned these three guys, the little fox would deliberately change the topic without giving a clear signal. It seemed that although the fire was gone, the little anger was still there. Just take care of yourself, Ma. You see, I really tried my best. In order to save you, I even put in my body.
Then, after that, I don’t know how the little fox found out that Lao Ma and the other three were hiding at Carlos’s place. That afternoon, I was sitting with Princess Sanwu drinking tea and sunbathing, when suddenly Malagubi came from the other side of the forest, The shrill screams of Cook and the White Wolf were occasionally accompanied by the white light of lightning and the fiery red light of explosions lighting up the horizon.
Not only me, who is only a thousand meters away, but the entire Mages Guild can hear it.
Faintly, it seems that the lines "Boss Fan, save me" can still be heard mixed with the screams.
I:"……"
Princess Sanwu: "..."
“Zizzizi~~~~Boom, boom~~~~Zizzizi~~~~”
I:"……"
Princess Sanwu: "..."
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch~~~~~~~~ (Boss Fan, save me)"
"It's really heroic." Princess Sanwu made a sound as if she was talking to herself while filling herself with tea.
"Isn't that true? I seem to see the god of death holding a sickle, hovering in the air." I squinted my eyes and felt the heat coming from the teacup, and I responded casually.
"Friends, it turns out they are just such superficial things." Princess Sanwu seemed to feel something, and she also realized a very important new truth on the road of life.
"Yes, the difference between friends and passers-by is that passers-by can betray at any time, but friends must betray at critical moments in order to maximize their benefits." I showed the wise expression of a meditator and added the finishing touch with one sentence.
"So, adults are actually a bunch of dirty things."
Hearing what I said, Princess Sanwu slowly put down the teacup, clicked it, and lightly tapped her palm.
"I know, no wonder Vilas wants to call the master sir."
"You guys really can look at problems from different angles." The corner of my mouth twitched.
"Excellent."
"You're just good at talking." I snorted disdainfully.
"You are indeed a master of beasts if you say such things in broad daylight."
"That's not what I meant, bastard, why do you always misinterpret my words!" I couldn't help but lift the coffee table in my heart. This three-no princess really has no lower limit in front of me.
Ignoring my anger, this kitten-like maid stared at me motionlessly with her bright yellow eyes.
"Is there any...is there any problem?"
I don't know why, I felt weak for a while. It makes no sense. I haven't given this stupid maid a chance to catch the flaw recently.
"nothing."
Princess Sanwu responded to her mantra and remained silent for a moment. When I relaxed my guard, she suddenly asked.
"Compared to the verbal skills of wild cats, the verbal skills of domestic cats are much better."
"Domestic cat, wild cat?"
I looked at Princess Sanwu with an indifferent expression in confusion. I felt like I had heard these two words somewhere before, and I had some impressions.
Don't be in a hurry, just drink some tea at this time and calm down, maybe you can recall it right away.
I took a deep breath and slowly put the hot tea into my mouth.
Sure enough, it worked. Once I calmed down, a certain memory immediately came to mind.
It was a memory of a conversation with a pornographic maid two days ago at a very special place and time.
Then the tea in his mouth sprayed out in the shape of a spectacular mist arrow with a "pop~~~~~" sound.
This...this porn princess!
Wiping the corners of my mouth, my embarrassed look was reflected in those quiet bright yellow clear pupils.
Only I know what earth-shattering words the owner of these seemingly pure and beautiful eyes just said as if nothing had happened. If it weren't for the sip of tea in his mouth, the blood would have spurted out.
"What...what do you mean, I don't understand."
Even if it was just a cover-up, I pretended to be stupid and laughed, and I wouldn’t admit it even if I were beaten to death.
"Is it?"
The other party just looked indifferently with his delicate face like a doll, and still responded calmly, with no sign of anger.
Although they are both personal maids, Princess Sanwu is far less jealous than the dirty maid, but to say that she has no reaction would definitely be a lie, and the other party is her destined enemy.
After a while of silence, I couldn't hold it any longer.
"How did you know?" He carefully considered his words and asked.
"Two days ago, a wild cat came back in a hurry."
She said this, paused, and there was no emotion in her eyes. However, if you look closely, you will find that the white jade-like fingers that are slightly pecking at the teacup are giving off a hint of ridicule.
"Wild cats are just wild cats. They don't know how to wipe their mouths when they go out to steal food."
Before I had time to react, there was a "boom" and the sound of someone falling magnificently from inside the tent.
Vilas and Sarah went shopping, and Linya and Lena also went over early in the morning to deal with camp chores. The precious girls were still in the priest training camp at this time, and it was clear who was left in the family.
I also kept coughing awkwardly.
How could this stupid maid be so careless? She was caught in the act by someone else, her nemesis and the first princess of darkness. She was so careless.
I can even imagine what it was like at that time. It was the first time that the maid did something that could only be said with a beep. After she left, she became more and more embarrassed, so much so that she exposed her obvious flaws and was dismissed. Princess Sanwu saw it.
It happened that she saw it.
Think about it, if it was Vilas and the others who bumped into each other, at worst they would just smile innocently and remind them: "Jeluka, there's still goat's milk stuck to your face."
It felt like being caught and raped in bed, and I had no way to refute it.
"Speaking of which..." I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, my face pale.
"Is it really okay to discuss this kind of thing in broad daylight? It feels like something has been seriously overdrawn again in the new year."
"nothing."
Princess Sanwu drank tea very calmly, which made me very curious. This princess, just a set of the Duke of Beast series, already has a lot of moral integrity. She probably can't even catch up with the pornographic maid. Where does she have so many moral integrity? Coming?
Could it be that... besides being a non-crying, non-laughing, non-talkative person, besides possessing the three attributes, it is actually an inscrutable means of accumulating moral integrity? ! !
I seem to have noticed something terrible.
At this moment, the wailing not far away had stopped and returned to silence.
It's hard... can't you say! !
My body shook violently, and I was stunned for a long time. Two lines of tears of sadness flowed from my eyes, and I couldn't stop them anymore.
Carlos's home was destroyed, what should he do if he wants to eat boiled noodles in the future? At this moment, I, Wu Fan, suddenly realized that a great dining spot had been destroyed unintentionally, and he was extremely sad.
After a moment, the little fox's petite voice staggered across from the other side, and Princess Sanwu, who had a very thin presence, disappeared without knowing when she was holding her teapot and teacup, giving up the space.
"No talking, no questions, no disturbing me."
As soon as he came up, this little fox gave orders very domineeringly. However, his mouth was delicate and his body was very honest... Don't get me wrong, he was very delicate and delicate. He sat in the middle of my crossed legs, got into my arms, and was furry. The fox curled its tail, covered itself with a warm blanket, and closed its eyes.
She looked so tired and lonely that I felt pity for her, so I took her in my arms and patted her gently, wishing I could hum a lullaby so that this abandoned little fox could have a stable and warm life. Dreamland.
"Hello."
For a long time, I thought the little fox had fallen asleep, but suddenly a cry came from my arms.
"What are you doing? Call me honey."
I was taken aback, and then I nodded lovingly on the small, round nose of the girl in my arms.
"Hmph, you have such a beautiful idea, but it's still 10,000 years too early."
The eyelashes trembled a few times, and a faint blush appeared on his face. The pretty little fox closed his eyes and snorted angrily.
"Ms. Saint, I request to predict your name ten thousand years from now." I continued to coax shamelessly and unwillingly.
"Reject, you have to be a bad guy for 10,000 years first!"
The result is tragic. Well, a bad guy is a bad guy, and it’s not without its benefits. Think about it, if they all call me “honey” and call them all at the same time, which one should I respond to first?
"I'm talking to you about something serious!"
Only then did the little fox realize that I had changed the subject, and he couldn't help but twist his waist 360 degrees. It hurt so much that I screamed. With those eight pathetic abdominal muscles, I almost lost a brother.
"Bad guy, what do you think I should do next?"
I moved my body in my arms and changed into a more comfortable position. The little fox eagerly raised its head from below and looked at me with a confused expression.
Obviously, after suddenly losing his teammates and accepting the fact that he was alone, the little Tianhu suddenly found that he had lost his goal and became confused.
If it were before, she wouldn't have to think so much at all. She would lead three coolies and go directly to Harrogath to clear up wasteland, and then fight the tentacle Baal... No, there is a problem in this.
I suddenly realized that it was a wise decision for Lao Ma and the others to decisively kick the little fox out of the team.
Because, if they don't do this, they won't even be able to pass Harrogath.
Have you thought of it? You really haven’t thought of it yet?
Before the crusade against Baal, those three shameless old guys were at the gate of the Temple of the Worldstone Fortress and on the top of Arreat!
Back then, I rushed up to Carlos and Seattle, who were watching with laughter and gloating, only to be completely beaten back.
Because the rule for challenging these three barbarians is that they will adjust their strength accordingly according to the strength of the strongest person in your team. In other words, the stronger the strongest person in your team, their strength will be the same. The stronger.
Under such rules, it is impossible to defeat them by relying on strength. This level tests the overall strength and cooperation of the team. If there are five people in the team with balanced strength and tacit cooperation, it is not difficult to defeat five against three. And those adventurous teams with personal heroism will definitely end up failing.
Think about it, if Lucia was not kicked out of the team, and the four ignorantly broke into the altar on the top of Mount Arret and triggered the test, the three old guys would not be happy when they saw the strength of Lucia's team. All the way to the back of your head?
Hey, you can torture people again.
"You bad guy, what are you thinking about? Speak up quickly."
Perhaps seeing me in a daze again, the little fox became very angry, stretched out two naughty little hands, and pulled my face back and forth.
"No, aren't I thinking about you?"
After glaring at it, I told the little fox about the hidden danger I just thought of.
"Is there still such a thing?" The charming little Tianhu opened her beautiful eyes in surprise.
"You are a saint of the fox tribe and you don't know yet?"
I'm confused, let's forget it as soon as we cross the party. It's normal to not know the common sense of the Twelve Horsemen, but the little fox is a native and a saint of a family, and he doesn't know it. This is too fake.
"I don't know, and no one told me." The little fox puffed up his cheeks, not knowing who he was angry with.
"It's not that I can't understand..."
Thinking that the most likely possibility is that adventurers who pass the test or fail keep it secret, waiting to see how others will fail. I have a deeper understanding of the bad nature of adventurers. No, even the children's shoes of Carlos, the Knight of Love are here. Tricked me.
The human heart is evil, the human heart is evil!
"That is to say, if those three guys and I are on a team, even Harrogath won't be able to pass, unless the three of them are also promoted to the pseudo realm."
The little fox thought about it and couldn't help shouting angrily in my arms.
"What's going on, those big bears can make such barbaric and unreasonable rules just because they are the guardians of Harrogas Mountain?!!"
No, this is entirely to test the balance and tacit understanding of a team. What is reasonable is very reasonable, but what is unreasonable is the strength of your team.
I secretly replied in my heart, pleading guilty to the barbarians, but the little fox was angry now, and I would be a fool if I told her the truth.
Speaking of which, because they are orcs, do they also give the barbarians the nickname "Big Bear"? What should we do if the bear tribe appears in the future?
"Good boy, don't be angry. Don't be angry. Anyway, Lao Ma and the others don't have to worry about this anymore. This matter is considered an accident."
"You mean, they drove me away, and this decision was very wise by Kamura?"
The little fox looked at me maliciously, with two small tiger teeth quietly exposed and aimed at the neck.
"Of course not, it's definitely because of Lao Ma and the others. Look at me, Carlos, Seattle, Sister Sharna, and you, who didn't break through to the pseudo-realm in Harrogas, or even earlier? We can only blame them for not living up to expectations.”
I accidentally touched the little fox's back scale again, and I quickly stepped on the three of them.
"Don't say that about the three of them. In fact, they worked very hard..."
Saying this, the little fox shook his fist angrily at me again, but his voice also dropped. I finally realized that my previous complaint was unreasonable.
White Wolf, Cook, and Malagby. Although apart from White Wolf, the other two seemed unreliable, the three of them were considered outstanding among the adventurers.
It's just that no matter how outstanding he is, he still can't escape the normal range. A normal adventurer, no matter how outstanding he is, is simply impossible to reach the pseudo-realm in the first world, and even the state of mind is almost impossible.
There are only a few of those who are abnormal and accepted as perverts in the world. What I just said, plus Arturia, Dia, the old drunkard, old Farah, the hairy leg fairy, the elves That copycat red b, wait a minute, if you count the potential, the little ghost is also a strong player among them.
Otherwise, if the streets are full of perverts, who can all become heroes or saviors, how can the Demon King still live? The title of the chivalric novel. It should be changed to "Brave men don't be arrogant" to be more interesting.
"I think it's better for you to worry about yourself first."
After thinking about it, I felt that there was nothing more to say. Anyway, the little fox was no longer in Lucia's team, and Lao Ma and the others had also escaped the crisis of being molested by those three old guys, so that was it.
The problem is the little fox himself.
There are more than a hundred mailboxes. Xiaoqi is really overwhelmed with sending them. After sending less than half of them, he decisively uploads them to the network disk. You can download them yourself. The address can be found in the book review area. First of all, because the review cannot be passed, Xiaoqi will not be included in the review. It has not been polished, so please ignore any weird things that appear.
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