"Speaking of which, what happened to the other 20%?" When the truth came out, I suddenly remembered that except for Tianhu Qingshang, there was a high probability of the remaining one, and I couldn't help but curiously asked.
"Well, it's actually very simple. (Idiot) Your Highness Prince, you can think about it. Which generation of Tianhu is not a enchanting man who can conquer the country. A man who can win her favor is naturally equivalent to setting up countless enemies, and the probability of death is higher, too. It’s a normal thing, and a small number of them did die in accidents, which is also a normal probability.”
"That's it, that's it." I couldn't help but sigh again and again. It turned out that everything was so simple, and then I was suddenly shocked again.
"Is it possible that many people now want to tape my skin and dismantle my bones?"
"(Idiot) Your Highness, the Prince, can hug the coquettish girl... Your Highness, Lucia, go for a walk on the street, or go for a drive among the fox people. You will definitely know the answer." Jeluka said to me with ill intentions. Smiling, his purple eyes were full of encouragement.
"This... forget it."
Shrinking my neck, I said dejectedly, there is no need to try things that I can think of just by thinking about them.
"Ah! You guy, you know everything. You already expected it yesterday, and you didn't tell me to prepare myself mentally." There was an exclamation, and when I came back to my senses, I realized that this dirty maid He had already guessed everything, and when he showed up just now, he said, "I didn't expect you, an idiot, to be alive (that's pretty much what it meant anyway)" but refused to tell me in advance. Didn't he obviously want to see a good show?
"You have misunderstood me."
Jeluka calmly took out a bottle of medicine from the pocket of her maid uniform that looked like a fourth-dimensional bag.
The unpretentious bottle was simply marked with a piece of paper, with the words "Dali Pill" written on it.
"This is..." It felt familiar, as if I had seen it not long ago.
"Yesterday" was thrown away by His Royal Highness himself. "Jeluka shook the bottle with an expression that said you deserved it.
It turned out to be the bottle of medicine that was secretly stuffed into my pocket yesterday! !
"Can't you remind me in a more understandable way?" I looked embarrassed and regretful. In fact, when I saw the words Daliwan yesterday, I had vaguely guessed what Jeluka wanted to express. It's just, man. , have not experienced the lesson of being squeezed dry.”
How could he give up in advance and rely on this kind of medicine? Man, that's what it is.
"Because I really want to see His Highness the (idiot) Prince looking so regretful now!" He clasped his hands together like a flower blooming. The slutty maid showed a bright smile comparable to Dia.
Me: "..." When I recover, I will definitely teach this arrogant maid a lesson.
But before that, I thought of a good way to remedy the situation, so I had to hold back and be nice...
"That's it. By the way, do you think it will be better if you take it now? Can you regain some strength?"
Trying to put on a gentle smile, I looked at the other person with great expectation.
"Okay, it's a very tonic thing anyway. It can be effective very quickly after being made by our family's secret recipe."
As expected, Jeluka nodded.
"So..." I held out my hand.
It's not too much to ask this slutty maid to replenish her demons, but giving her a few pills shouldn't be too much." It's not too much at all, it would be better to say that this is a reasonable order from the master to the maid.
"Hey hey heynn~"
"No, even if you imitate Tia and show such a refreshing and bright smile, that medicine"
I watched eagerly as Jeluka stuffed some powerful pills into her maid's pocket and disappeared.
"(Idiot) Your Royal Highness, it seems that you haven't noticed a fact until now." Her face changed at every turn, and she sighed. She faced me with an indifferent expression.
"That's because I'm very angry!" "I've been very angry since I first came in... no, since yesterday. (Idiot) Your Highness, can't you tell?" Turning that indifferent but exquisitely beautiful face She came closer, as if she wanted me to see clearly how angry she was now.
"Now I can see a little bit..."
I don’t know how I responded, but I felt guilty and my voice lowered.
Although you can usually notice it, this arrogant maid will occasionally remain calm in front of my address. In a very strange way, people feel like they are in a fog, and they feel the word "idiot" half-hearingly. exist.
And gradually I judged that when such a situation occurs, it is usually the little maid who is making trouble with herself. But like today, from the beginning of the conversation to the beginning, the title "His Royal Highness" has not been missed in Fan Zou. I am still the first met.
This is enough to show that the degree of awkwardness in today's pornographic maid is extraordinary.
"I originally thought that talking to His Highness the Idiot Prince would help my anger gradually subside, but in the end..." The result was that she sighed.
And he didn't even use the subtle cover-up, just added the word "idiot"! !
"Am I being very cautious?" She opened her deep purple pupils and stared at me unblinkingly.
Not only very, but simply ruthless.
"Hmph, I know you idiot, you must be saying in your heart that I am petty and jealous." Probably because the expression on her face was too obvious, the angry little maid snorted.
And even the title of His Royal Highness was omitted! He immediately became an idiot! !
She wasn't angry, but felt trembling. The resentment that had been accumulated on this jealous maid seemed to burst out in one breath.
"Perhaps the porn master is right. This is the difference between domestic cats and wild cats. As a wild cat, I just want to grab what is in front of me, but I don't have the calmness of a domestic cat."
Feeling quite regretful and biting her lip helplessly, Jeluka continued to murmur to herself.
House cat? wildcat? Why is Princess Sanwu a domestic cat? Why did she say she was a wildcat again?
What exactly does it mean? It makes no sense at all, you bastard! !
"I am jealous, like to play tricks on others, I don't know how to restrain my mouth, I look calm but I am actually a coward. Although I am praised as a knight of justice by my tribe, I am very childish and willful. Once a man approaches me, I can't help but run away in fear. I am like this ...will you still like it?”
He leaned half of his body on the bed, and gently pressed his hands on my chest. The dreamlike and beautiful face, and the filled purple pupils with stubborn tears that cannot be fully described with all the words of praise were separated by less than an inch. distance, and looked at me closely.
At this time, Jeluka's eyes were weak and pitiful, like an abandoned cat, and a listless, self-destructive tulip seemed to wither immediately as long as I said a word "no".
Very, very few. It seems that except for the first time she talked to me about the fate of the Twelve Knights, I really can’t remember when she showed her true feelings and completely exposed the most true and weak side of her heart to herself. before.
"What a suspicious and stupid maid." I reluctantly reached out my hand and stroked her soft purple hair, and I grinned.
"If she turns into a fair, serious, tolerant, kind, calm and generous Jeluka, Ben Druid will not like it."
"real?"
You're a bear... No, I'm a fool. That's not right. Anyway, I left without lying to you. "
“That’s great mmm”
With a sigh of relief in her heart, Jeluka wiped the crystal tears from the corners of her eyes as if the incurable disease that had been bothering her for so long had been cured, and smiled with happiness and contentment from the bottom of her heart.
"But (idiot), if His Highness the Prince doesn't like my incompetent sister, it will also trouble me a lot."
"It's what you say that really bothers me." I held my forehead with a headache.
Speaking of which, the maid covered it up too quickly. She immediately put on the mask of shame again, allowing me to look at the little woman who showed her true feelings for a few more seconds without getting pregnant.
Moreover, this sentence is really hard to complain about. If you think about it carefully, what you just said is fair, serious, tolerant, kind, calm and generous. Isn't it just the sister of this dirty maid, Caroline?
Hence the conversation just now.
Such a comparison is really surprising. Why is the personality gap between these twins so big?
Also, it’s you who are useless, it’s you who is my sister. Please apologize to Caroline and all the sisters in the world! !
"Oh nn!!" Another sigh.
"What's the matter? Why are you still dissatisfied and why are you sighing there?"
"No, to be able to get a personal answer from His Highness the (idiot) Prince, to be honest, I am so happy that I almost feel like I will die without regrets."
"Don't die, you idiot!"
When I saw Jeluka lightly pressing her chest in emotion and looking over with her sparkling eyes, I knew that she was not lying, but was showing a small hint of her true feelings, and I couldn't help but get nervous.
"Kimi is very happy, really happy." She continued to murmur excitedly to herself as if she couldn't hear my words at all.
"But it's strange. Even though I'm so happy, my anger hasn't gone away at all."
Me: Angry…”
"Why is this happening? Is this what others often call a conflicting mood?"
No, you are just being troublesome.
Just hearing the word "idiot" in front of His Royal Highness, it has always been overt or covert, whether it was at the beginning or now, has never disappeared, I know very well that she is still having trouble.
"I received the affirmation from His Highness the Prince (Idiot). As a personal maid, I was so happy and moved that I had to serve His Highness the Prince (Idiot) tenderly in order to repay the favor."
Oh oh oh, after being with me for almost half a year, this guy finally came up with some ideas that a normal maid must possess!
"It's just that I'm very angry and want to punish the (idiot) His Highness the Prince."
Is it really okay for a maid to think like this?
"Should I serve you gently? Or punish Mo?" Jeluka was in a dilemma.
"Just think it's even, be good."
I burst into tears. At this point, I can no longer expect anything good like the crane to repay my kindness. As long as this maid can live in peace, I will be grateful to God.
"But this will make me very embarrassed. I can neither vent my joy nor calm down my anger." Jeluka looked at me eagerly.
"It's hard for me to say that, you bastard!" I looked at her eagerly.
"In this case……"
She became thoughtful and kept looking at me.
"do not do that,""
I was as desperate as a girl with torn clothes surrounded by more than a dozen hungry men.
Suddenly, her eyes lit up and her cheeks blushed slightly. This lawless maid seemed to have some good idea and glanced at me with a charming and shy look.
"I'm sorry." Then, he suddenly bent down and apologized.
"Don't apologize, bastard. Before you apologize, apologize for your current behavior, and then immediately give up the following treasonous thoughts!!"
"If it's His Highness the (idiot) Prince, it'll be fine for one second. He won't die. Just keep it safe for 1 second."
"An Xin, what the hell, you just made me even more scared when you said that. What on earth do you want to do? Stop it!" Seeing this naughty maid approaching with a smile on her face, I could only keep shrinking towards the corner of the bed.
My vision went dark, and with the other party's quick hand speed, I could only tell that it was a pornographic maid. The maid suddenly lifted up the quilt, and then used a clever technique to wrap me up into a rice dumpling.
To be precise, the entire upper body was rolled up layer by layer in thick quilts, and the entire head was wrapped into a big rice dumpling.
My vision was pitch black and I couldn't see anything, because the thickness of the quilt "effectively blocked out the outside world, and I couldn't sense the next actions of the pornographic maid, which made me even more worried."
I only felt that I was gently piled on the bed again, and then there seemed to be some light weight pressing down on the quilt. It stood on both sides and pinched slightly, making my extremely weak body unable to move my upper body.
"Ouch!"
While I kicked my legs vigorously, I thought fiercely, "You arrogant maid, don't let this Druid slow down." Otherwise, the next revenge will be... hmm.
Suddenly, a cold feeling came from the most sensitive part of the lower body.
Um……,
…Ehhhhhhh? !
In such a state of astonishment, I even forgot to struggle.
Then, that "cold" soft, flexible touch, like a girl's slender hands, began to move up and down according to some tutorials in the Beast Duke series.
What's going on...?
There was a roar in my brain, and I was completely confused. I couldn't even enjoy the bursts of pleasure that came over me.
Soon, I figured out what this dirty maid was thinking.
To both serve and punish, that's probably what it means.
After I figured it out, even if I was in the dark, facing the unknown, and unable to see, I immediately calmed down and stopped struggling.
This stupid maid is really...she is so timid and shy, but she still insists on doing this kind of thing.
Do you really have to be so happy and jealous to overcome this huge shame and muster the courage to do this?
However, I feel this is in vain.
I am not boasting, I have really been squeezed out by the little fox.
Although this is indeed not something worth boasting about...
Therefore, even if you can fully feel the fresh and exciting feeling, it is just a waste of effort.
Just when I was thinking so smugly(?).
Suddenly, Jeluka's voice came through the quilt.
"Dear...His Royal Highness, this"...are you satisfied with this? "
The serious tone, somewhat similar to Artoria's, contained a strong sense of shame and uneasiness.
I was stunned for a moment, then understood.
This pornographic maid is her sister in COSPLAY! ! !
What are you thinking about?
At this moment, the body's slight reaction faithfully responded to Jeluka's intention.
Oh oh oh oh bastard! ! No, I don’t have a single thought about Caroline! What's wrong is the darkness in a man's heart! !
"You are truly worthy of being the Prince of Beasts. If you are not satisfied with me, you even want to get involved with your sister..." The voice that changed back to Jeluka's original tone came next.
If Caroline were here, she would definitely be angry and cry.
But it’s still too sweet. Even so, I won’t give in so easily! !
"Hmm." Huh, he is really a master who doesn't know how to be satisfied. Isn't the service of the twins enough? "
Jeluka delivers a killing blow.
Both twins...twins? !
Oh oh oh oh oh oh, I can’t imagine it, you mustn’t imagine it, bastard! Twins are definitely a no-no! ! !
I resisted in vain, and for the first time in my life I hated this person whose IQ was not high, but his brain supplement skills were at M level.
"Hmph, master's body"...that's really honest. "I feel it, and the ten slender jade fingers move more dexterously and quickly.
"There doesn't seem to be enough time..."
After a while, Jeluka's voice came from talking to herself, as if she was thinking about something.
Immediately afterwards, her movements also stopped.
It even felt like the surrounding atmosphere was still at this moment.
He looked like a storm was about to come.
After a while, as the body moved hesitantly, a warm, moist, numbing breath was finally breathed gently on it, and then the intense pleasure of being wrapped in warmth and softness surged into the brain.
"This is also... Haha... There is nothing... I can't do anything about it. That naughty fox... is coming back soon, with a strong sense of shame, and it seems that he is here to suppress this sense of shame. The vague self-talk, trying to convince myself, slowly started to sound.
The brain roared and went blank...
After a while.
The closed door was pushed open with a creak. Humming a tune, Lucia walked in with a smile full of happiness, like a delicate flower after the spring rain, holding a pot of soup in her hand.
"Huh?"
She seemed to have noticed something, and raised her nose slightly, but she could not confirm it, so she could only look in the direction of the open window in confusion.
However, the little Tianhu, whose heart was filled with happiness and extremely fulfilled, seemed not to care about such a little confusion, and then turned his tender and affectionate eyes to the bed.
I saw a corpse whose soul had shed its shell and whose body had turned gray.
"Hey Ying hey!!!"
Lucia's huge exclamation came from the small room where the fox man was stationed.
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As the title says, in short, Xiao Qi wants to take revenge on society, revenge on his mother, and revenge for the more than a thousand deleted words in Chapter 1. Xiao Qi wants to see if it can be allowed to be written like this.
PS: 1 Chapter 1 will be posted tonight. Xiaoqi will post in the comment area later. Please post your box in it.