Chapter 1,240: Flat chest + stingy and troublesome =?
Everyone doesn’t buy too much, just one piece for each person, and for more than twenty people, there are only twenty pieces. Compared to the huge equipment library that I have sorted out, including hundreds of pieces of gold-level equipment, it is not much. What kind of.
Moreover, when these guys come around and crowd the stall, they will definitely attract the attention of other adventurers. After they leave, some people will not be able to help their curiosity and come over to take a look to see what is sold at this stall. What kind of medicine is it.
The principle that curiosity kills a cat applies to all worlds. Look over there, around Aleus' stall, how many adventurers have fallen down, covering their eyes and wailing, wishing to dig out their own eyes. It's just a bloody fact.
Perhaps the real purpose of this large group of people coming here was to cheer me up. After realizing this fact, I once again gave each person a good person card.
"How about we set up a stall next to you?"
It was Ricken and Hans' turn. They winked at me, as if they were afraid that my stall would attract everyone's attention.
"Go, go, you will only steal the limelight."
I waved my hand impatiently, if we really let these two guys get involved, there would be a big burger of life and a fried chicken leg of death, and I would become a green leaf sandwiched in the middle.
"Brother Fan, what do you think of Baal?" Wizard Kira suppressed a smile and pointed at Paladin Baal beside him, who was also giving me advice.
"What happened to Barr?" I looked confused.
"Stupid, you can put up a sign next to it later - if Barr comes here to buy, are you afraid that he won't attract customers?"
Kira's words made everyone stunned. They all looked at him with admiration. He was worthy of being engaged in brain research. This was amazing.
Baal was the only one with a grimace and scratched his head in embarrassment. It's not my fault that I chose such a name.
Then he went back to find Kira to fight for his life.
"Doug's loud voice is pretty good too. How about I give you a few shouts?"
Lal and Goff also volunteered.
It would be enough if this door god stood aside and added that loud voice that sounded like a sonic attack, so as not to scare away the guests who were about to come.
I looked at the three of them with disdain and thought to myself, it would be better if it were Sarah. With her beauty, needless to say, just sitting together and smiling at everyone is like honey to attract ants.
However, even if Lar agrees, I won’t do it. My baby Sarah is not a sales girl.
"If you buy it, hurry up and leave. Don't disturb my business."
Seeing everyone talking about how to make my stall instantly become the focus of attention, no matter whether these methods are effective or not, none of them are normal anyway. I feel the malicious atmosphere brewing in it, and I suddenly He was furious and drove these guys away like birds and beasts.
Only a pretty little fox was left, not leaving, but still standing in front of him. The beautiful fox tail kept swaying on the attractive buttocks, making people feel naughty and cute looking at it.
But the owner of this adorable big brown tail that makes people want to hold it in their hands and caress it, has a pretty face, and only the corners of his eyebrows reveal a slightly charming smile.
"Huh, who are you? You can rush me as soon as you say, but I won't leave. What can you do to me?"
Standing proudly and gracefully in front of her, although the meaning of her words was extremely strong, her voice had a delicate and tender feeling to it, as if she was acting coquettishly like a lover.
"This is going to be difficult." I scratched my head and said with a smile on my face.
"If you were here, everyone would immediately guess my identity."
"Bah, bah, bah, you're talking as if I have something to do with a bad guy like you, stop being so pretty."
The corners of the little fox's mouth were slightly raised, obviously a little shy, but his mouth was extremely hard.
"I can't help it. I kissed you, touched you, and even used your tail as a quilt for me many times. You can't marry anyone except me." I said shamelessly.
Suddenly, Lucia's face turned red.
"That, that, that... that's all forced by you, a bad guy, not counting, just... even if I can't get married, I didn't say that I would marry you!"
Seeing this usually smart little fox, stuttering and shy, I couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"You bad guy, you still dare to laugh, you should dare to laugh!!"
Showing two cute little tiger teeth in a threatening manner, this pretty fox gnashed his teeth and rushed towards me. His little hands kept twisting the softest part of my body clockwise and counterclockwise.
"Okay, okay, I surrender, noble Tianhu, please spare the little one."
Taking advantage of the situation, I held the fragrant beauty in my arms and pretended to beg for mercy with my teeth bared.
It really hurts to twist it like this.
"I won't let a scoundrel like you succeed." Seeing through my sinister intentions, Lucia snorted arrogantly, broke away from my arms, straightened out her clothes that were slightly messed up during the fight, and dumped me. A charming eye roll.
"Behave yourself. I am the leader of the fox people. How can I follow a bad guy like you and fight on the street? I don't know how to do it."
"As long as it's not on the street, then?"
"You're so thoughtful, don't even dare to lay a finger on me, and I'm going to sit next to you and let everyone know that you are that stupid elder."
As she said that, she straightened her clothes, flicked her tail, and sat down next to me. She also crossed her legs and assumed a posture of sitting still.
After listening to her words, I immediately felt happy. By saying this, doesn't it mean that the little fox himself admitted the ambiguous relationship between the two?
Whether intentional or not, it’s enough to make me laugh out loud.
"Stop causing trouble for your husband. Come on, put this on."
I was happy, but my husband still wanted to cheer up. Without saying a word, I took out a black cloak and wrapped all the charming and charming features of this pretty fox in it.
"Pervert, idiot, shameless, I haven't even figured out my horoscope yet, who wants to be your wife?" This sentence naturally made the little fox shy and scolding.
However, even as I was cursing, I didn't throw away my cloak. I curled up in it obediently, shrouding my alluring and charming face in the shadow of the hat, leaving only a small part of my tail exposed. He flicked it slightly from time to time, and the furry fox ears made the cape and hat bulge, making him look even more petite and cute.
There was a moment of silence in the atmosphere, with a faint fragrance. The little fox leaned forward and rested his head on my shoulder.
"Bad guy, if you hadn't come out to lie to us at that time, what would have happened now?" A soft, soft voice shouted from the side.
"Don't say it so harshly. What is cheating? Is it a consensual transaction?" I naturally knew that the little fox was talking about Lu Gaoyin seven years ago.
If at that time, dressed as a hidden super businessman, I had not set my sights on Lucia's team, but instead traded with other adventure teams, what would the relationship between the two of us be like now? Will they still be like this, leaning on each other and merging their hearts together?
"If Tianhu said he was lying, then he was lying. Don't change the subject and tell him quickly."
The little fox retorted, in her coquettish attitude, I felt that her body was trembling, and the souls that were connected to each other, in such a close snuggle, could still feel vaguely even if they were not open to each other. to the scene that appears in the other person's mind.
If there is no first encounter, there will be no future reunions. So now, maybe I, as the elder of the alliance, and Lucia, as the fox tribe's highness, the Sky Fox, met on the street, nodded to each other indifferently, and then An indifferent passing situation.
The little fox was imagining such a scene in his mind, and then he started to tremble with fear.
"I didn't expect that our clever and intelligent His Highness Tianhu would sometimes scare himself." He leaned in harder, snuggling closer together, feeling each other's body temperature, and getting rid of the imaginary scene that had just brought to him. Cold and trembling, I smiled and said softly.
"Don't worry, even if there wasn't that chance meeting, there will definitely be another chance encounter, and another chance encounter again, until we get together, the two of us are destined to be a couple."
"I've seen thick-skinned people, but I've never seen anyone as thick-skinned as you. I don't care about a bad guy like you."
With a purr, the little fox smiled.
"Whatever you say, you are mine anyway." I rubbed the little fox's head domineeringly and announced.
"Ahem, please..."
An adventure team stood in front of the stall in surprise, looking back and forth between me and the little fox, who were clinging to each other.
Probably because it is rare for two couples to set up a stall together.
"What are you asking? If you want to buy something, buy it quickly. If you buy it, hurry up and get out."
The warm and sweet atmosphere was ruined, and the little fox and I said in unison impatiently.
"Hug...sorry for disturbing you two."
The adventure team looked at us aggrievedly, as if to say, you two, if you want to flirt, go home, why are you still setting up a stall here to fool people?
"Ahem, wait, sorry, sorry, these guests were just discussing some little secrets with the child's mother, so they acted impulsively..."
After taking a look at these people, I quickly judged that the strength of this adventure team was probably around the second or third rate, and they were not very successful. I had already made up my mind.
"As an apology, I'll give you a 50% discount."
"real?"
Several adventurers were overjoyed. They happened to take a look just now, only to find that the stall was filled with top-quality equipment.
There was everything from the Kurast area to Harrogas-level equipment. It was hidden, and the gorgeous golden light that could only be seen if you got close almost made a group of people drool.
Therefore, the strength of this mysterious adventurer couple wearing black cloaks is even more awe-inspiring. A piece of golden equipment is almost a treasure for an adventure team with ordinary strength. The adventure team these two people belong to , How powerful do you have to be to not even care about these top-quality golden equipment and sell them out?
Moreover, originally looking at the price, the whole team’s household items could barely be purchased for one piece. But with a 50% discount... one could buy two pieces, which would increase the strength of the entire team!
How could this surprise the adventure team who was not living a very good life in front of them?
"You can pick whatever you want, but there is one condition. After you buy it, you are not allowed to tell anyone else." I made a gentle hissing motion near my mouth.
"Senior, no problem, we will never tell anyone."
The adventurers who were so happy that they were smashed by the pie falling from the sky would refuse such a small request from me. They would have sworn to heaven.
Just now I was worried that no one would come, but now I am worried that the stall will become famous.
However, this is one of my principles as a hidden super businessman. Those who are destined can get it. After all, there are thousands of adventurers in the camp. Even if the equipment on my body fills an equipment warehouse, it is not enough. I can only look at it. Whoever is lucky will be on a first-come, first-served basis, and if everyone knew it, hiding a super businessman would not be called hiding, and it would not be worthy of the name.
The second principle is to discount based on the strength of the adventurer. Of course, it will never be given away for free. If an adventure team needs free equipment to survive, then I still suggest that they give up their experience and choose to become a soldier of the alliance. .
Soon, a few more lucky adventurer teams came one after another. They met me, a hidden super businessman who only appeared once every three years. They returned home with a full load and a sense of happiness that fell from the sky.
However, the great happiness is not with me.
I said... have you misunderstood something? Although it makes me a little satisfied to recognize this little fox next to me as my wife, but... who stipulates that financial power must be handed over to the wife for safekeeping?
I saw each and every trading adventure team actively handing gold coins and gems to the little fox. I wanted to cry without tears. This look made our Highness Tianhu very proud. From time to time, he would wave it in front of me and fill it up. The small bag with the money in it made a clear jingling sound, which tortured my nerves.
"Accepting this money means that you are already my wife." I said to the little fox with a calm face.
"You bad guy, you have a beautiful idea." The little fox made a sly face at me.
"You can't do this, this is all my hard-earned money!" I pretended to be pitiful.
We competed with each other for the pouch in our hands, and the two of us started to play around. Of course, some accidents would inevitably happen during this process, such as rubbing our breasts together, but we were soon awakened by it, whether it was intentional or unintentional. The little fox pinched his neck angrily.
"Excuse me...Elder Fan?"
At this moment, another lucky adventure team discovered this hidden super store, greeted me quietly, and actually saw through my identity at a glance.
Reluctantly, I let go of the little fox's soft and boneless hand, and I raised my head. Under the sun, I saw a slim figure of a female Rogge archer, standing straight in front of me like a serious soldier.
The first reaction was that the voice and figure were so familiar.
The second reaction was, what a beautiful chest, Sarah would be somewhat comforted by seeing it.
The end of the year is here, and there is no way to stop all kinds of documents and work... Hurry up and take a vacation, you bastard! ! ! ! RO
