When I first rushed in, I made two preparations. One was to apologize to Linya and Lena, and the other was to prevent Old Farah and Mudiao Donggua from sneak attacks.
If these two old guys really dare to use the vicious dog attack when I rush in as I thought, then the whirlwind legs I have prepared long ago will definitely sweep these two public enemies of the Dark Continent out of the camp. Then he fired another Flame Rising Dragon Fist, completely turning them into dust in the universe.
Unfortunately, it seemed that there was a bit of miscalculation, and everything was calm inside the tent.
When I asked about my doubts, Linya showed a slightly troubled smile.
"Lord Farah... and Lord Muradin really made an uproar in the camp yesterday. They wanted to catch you, Brother Wu, at all costs, but they stopped after a while."
"What are these two old guys paying attention to?" Hearing Linya say this, I became even more vigilant.
Do Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua seem to be such people who don’t hold grudges? I would rather believe that Akara is actually a spy sent by the forces of hell.
"Brother Wu, you have to be careful. The two of them must be paying attention to something."
Seeing my thoughtful look, Linya reminded me softly, "Look, even this little girl doesn't believe in Old Man Farah and Mu Donggua. The two of them are not far from being the public enemies of the world."
"Don't worry, I'm prepared. By the way, did they say anything when they arrested me?"
I snorted secretly and asked Linya carefully, not letting go of any clues to the conspiracy surrounding me.
"That...ahem..."
For some reason, Linya seemed to cover her mouth, turned her head and chuckled secretly, but she immediately covered it up with a cough.
Damn it, did these two old men say anything bad about me? For those of you who haven’t learned the lesson yet, be careful if I mistake the motivational propaganda in my hand for the opening tune of the camp’s daily morning news.
"Two adults said...ahem..."
Linya, who finally held back her smile, looked away, and seemed to stutter unspeakably for a while before continuing.
"Brother Wu will be hung at the entrance of the Mages Guild for three days and three nights."
"That look?"
I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized what it meant. Immediately, boundless battle fireworks rose in my pupils, I clenched my fist, and let out a series of sinister laughter.
They are two old men, let's see who cheats on the other.
…
Rewinding time to twelve hours ago, after the performance held by the alliance ended [successfully], nearly an hour later at night, a shocking conspiracy was secretly brewing in a small tent in the training camp.
There were no lights inside the tent, and one could only see four pairs of twinkling eyes in the darkness. They were like behind-the-scenes characters in a game, sitting on the floor around a round table. The aura of mystery and conspiracy exuding from their bodies was reflected in the darkness. It keeps accumulating and seems to burst the small tent.
"Ahem, um... Sir, what do you want me to do for you?"
One pair of eyes blinked, revealing the aggrieved and confused look of the onlookers who had been involved in the accident who did not know the truth.
"Let me tell you in advance, I'm very busy."
Next to her, another pair of eyes with cunning eyes flashed, she spoke slowly, and made a "gulu" sound in the darkness, as if she was drinking something. Her leisurely posture was completely opposite to what she said.
"Don't say that, drunkard. The feud between you and that boy has lasted for more than a day or two. Why not take advantage of this time and work together to teach that brat an unforgettable lesson."
Sitting opposite, his two elbows were propped up on the table in a splayed position, his fingers were clasped together, and his chin rested on them. The third pair of eyes, which completely imitated the posture of a certain commander in a certain Skyhawk Warrior, slowly and deeply He raised his eyes and spoke in a confident tone that would make the other party take the bait.
"What's the benefit?"
The second pair of eyes was not intimidated by the opponent's aura, and stretched out his hand without hesitation.
"In the face of righteousness, do we still care about personal interests?"
The fourth pair of eyes, which was obviously much shorter than the other three pairs, scolded in a rough and righteous voice.
"What's the benefit?" Those eyes were unmoved and continued to stretch out their hands.
"hateful!"
The two pairs of eyes began to whisper to each other and whispered.
"This drunkard really can't be fooled."
"Didn't I say it from the beginning? You can't rely too much on this guy."
"She's obviously a vampire. I can't help but give her enough benefits."
"The price is too high. Even if the revenge is successful, I won't be happy."
"That's the reason. We can't let this guy be the main force, otherwise we will both be blackmailed and bankrupt."
"Just give her a little benefit and let her help a little bit."
The two pairs of cunning eyes, having made up their mind, began to negotiate with the second pair of eyes.
"Please... may I ask, where is my existence? Why do you want me to come here?"
The first pair of eyes weakly raised his hand.
"Of course it's revenge. Don't you feel angry at all about that brat's motivational propaganda?" Two pairs of eyes said in unison.
"Angry, why are you angry?" The first pair of eyes tilted slightly in confusion.
"I took the initiative to cooperate with Wu in taking the photo. To be honest, the effect was really good. In this way, more people will realize the charm of streaking by the river, and they will no longer have to be alone from now on."
The third pair of eyes: "..."
The fourth pair of eyes: "..."
"No, we can't count on this guy."
"Yes, he is not only an idiot, but also a pervert. I originally thought he had some use value."
"Please...please..." Tears welled up in the first pair of eyes.
"Even if what you are saying is true, can't you consider that the person involved is here to hear it?"
Of course, these words were ignored again.
"Even if we don't count on others, as long as the two of us can work together, we don't have to be afraid even of the Four Demon Kings and Three Demon Gods."
"That's right, let that brat see the horror of Rogge, the stingiest man, and the stingy dwarves teaming up."
“A pleasure to work with.”
The hands of a sperm whale and a deep-sea octopus are held together in a historic moment.
"I already have a plan, you see."
In the darkness, there was a crisp sound of paper, and then a big hand pointed at it.
"Look, the opportunity is on the fifth day."
"That's right, let that kid fall into a trap and reap the consequences."
"us……"
Just as the two pairs of eyes were about to communicate, they suddenly looked at the first pair. The first pair blinked innocently, as if to say, you guys are talking, I'm listening.
A moment later, the owner of these eyes was thrown outside the tent.
"This guy is too stupid. If he is not careful, he will expose our plan."
Then, three other pairs of eyes began to whisper, and gradually, a series of sinister laughter came from the tent...
Time goes back to twelve hours later.
"Linya, how are the preparations going in the arena?"
"Everything is ready to start at any time."
In the command camp, a group of people were coming and going, busy preparing for today's program.
Even the elves are putting on a show for God’s Birthday. As the organizer of God’s Birthday, the Adventurer Alliance cannot lag behind. Like them, we prepare a grand show every day.
Needless to say, the first day of the God’s Birthday was a ritual ceremony, and the second day, yesterday, was a stage performance.
Today, the program prepared by the alliance is——
Arena match.
That's right, when it comes to festivals, for adventurers like us, how can we lack fighting and find someone to compete with? Firstly, they can stretch their muscles, and secondly, civilians can get a taste of what they want, witness the thrilling battles between adventurers at close range, and it can also serve as a publicity effect.
Do you also want to be a member of the ring and have great power? Action is worse than a heartbeat. Now, as long as the young man is under 20 years old, he can immediately apply to the alliance for a test to check whether he has the talent and qualifications to become an adventurer.
Of course, we must also take into account that some civilians do not like this kind of sword-to-knife battle. No problem, our alliance has prepared two games.
The first game is an entertainment game. As the name suggests, it is used to entertain the audience. The contestants on the stage are not necessarily... no, perhaps it should be said that the outcome is rarely determined by fighting. Instead, the content of the competition is determined by drawing lots. The aim is to make everyone laugh.
The official arena competition will be after the entertainment competition. The adventurers who must have known today's arrangements from the program schedule are already gearing up and ready to make a move.
"Brother Wu, the competition is about to begin." Linya looked at the time and suddenly spoke.
"Let Master Kasha be the host... To be honest, I feel a little uneasy. Could you please trouble Brother Wu to make a trip to ensure that the game can proceed normally."
"Thanks, baby Linya."
Ignoring the ambiguous looks from other people in the tent, I kissed this considerate little wife on her forehead.
Linya, who was a little shy, lowered her head in embarrassment under the gaze of others, and worked together with Lena to push me out of the tent.
"Go quickly, just leave this place to me and Lena."
Linya took a few steps forward gently and carefully helped me straighten the ties of my cloak, smiling like a gentle and considerate wife watching her husband go out.
Lena, standing next to her, was also smiling. In a daze, the smile on her face seemed to overlap with Linya's.
How is it possible, like a wife or something, Lena is her sister, and she treats me like an elder brother.
I shook my head and walked away quickly under the watchful eyes of two pairs of beautiful eyes that looked like ripples of autumn water. After a while, I saw from a distance the stage surrounded by audiences one layer inside and one outside.
From this point of view, the performance held by the alliance yesterday should have been well received, so the number of viewers who came to watch today was much larger than yesterday.
The game seemed to have just begun. The old drunkard who was the host sounded on the stage, and the ear-splitting screams spread through the magic loudspeaker.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the entertainment competition organized by the alliance. Let me introduce myself first... What, no need? Hahahahaha, that's right. There should be no one here who doesn't know me, Kasha."
Indeed, everyone knows that Rogge is the number one pest.
I must not be the only one who secretly complains like this.
"Junior Brother Wu, why are you here?"
At this time, two tall figures slowly stepped out from the crowd.
Carlos, Seattle G.
"Where, isn't this just in time?" I looked at the stands and said quibly.
"Now let's invite the first team players." The old drunkard's voice focused everyone's attention on the stage.
I saw her rudely extending an arm into the closed box, stirring it constantly, and then took out a paper ball at random.
Even the contestants are determined by drawing lots, with three people forming a team to participate.
Because of this, the official name of this entertainment match is [King of Fighters Tournament]. As for who named it, please make your own guess.
"Oh oh oh, that's incredible. These three people are the first to play. Could it be that the game is about to enter the climax at the beginning?"
The old drunkard spread out the paper ball and took a look, and suddenly exclaimed, which made the audience even more excited. They all wanted to know which team it was that could surprise this rogue old woman with such a thick face. player.
"I guess everyone can't wait. We are going to invite our first team players..."
The sound of intensive drumming sounded, which whetted our appetite for a while. It wasn't until we couldn't help but want to throw stones at the ring to break eggs that she yelled.
"The strongest team in our camp, the all-star team, the Cassifan team with the stupidest name as always!!"
What does it mean to be as stupid as ever? This is a team name I spent an hour thinking about, bastard! !
I cast a hateful look at the old drunkard on the stage, but that guy was too thick-skinned. I guess even my gaze, which turned into blue anger, couldn't pierce her face.
"It's us?"
Seattlek pointed at himself uncertainly.
"What is it about us? Haven't we already decided on our team name a long time ago?" I turned around and glared at Seattle.
"No...that..."
Seacoat scratched the back of his head helplessly and glanced at Carlos, as if to say: Can't you stop this guy? Haven't you suffered enough from Beidou Youqing Poyanzhan?
Carlos avoided Seattle's accusing gaze and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Can I explain that I was threatened by a lunch box and nodded?"
"Okay, okay, let's go up first and then talk about it. I didn't expect that the first team would be us."
I pushed the reluctant Carlos and Seattle onto the stage. The moment we appeared, there was a shock in the audience.
It turns out that Team Cassifan refers to these three people, and the names are really... ahem, easy to understand.
If it is these three people, the host just said that they are the strongest all-star team, but there is no water at all. Based on their combat power alone, these three people can definitely win the first place in the game.
In this way, as long as the competition method is not too outrageous, there should be no suspense about the result.
"Let's see who the three opponents are. Who will be so unlucky that the first one will encounter them?"
Kasha scratched in the box again, took out a ball of paper and unfolded it. Suddenly his eyes widened and he couldn't help laughing.
"This is really fate."
Turning the paper in his hand towards the audience, Kasha announced loudly.
"Let us warmly welcome the second team players, the three who won the first place in yesterday's league performance."
After staying for a while, the crowd suddenly burst into loud laughter.
"Who won the first place in the league performance yesterday?"
After the inspirational promotion, I was chased by Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua and I was unable to participate in the final voting. Naturally, I didn’t know who won the first place.
When I looked back, I saw Carlos' pale face and trembling lips. He obviously didn't listen to my words, so I had to turn my attention to Seattle.
"It's a drama between you and Vilas."
Seacoat flashed his teeth and gave me a thumbs up.
A drama between me and Vilas? Then... doesn't that mean that Sirus and the others won first place?
I didn't expect them to take first place. After all, the matching of the characters was too poor, and they fell short in the end.
According to Seattleke's explanation, they won the first place with an absolute advantage in votes.
It seems that even in the Dark Continent, the theory that cuteness is justice has a certain market.
etc! ! !
In other words, our opponents are Xilusi, Aikolu and Kajiel? !
My face turned pale, just like Carlos's.
No wonder the old drunkard smiled so happily and evilly, and no wonder the audience in the audience booed, with some surprised exclamations such as "It turned out to be an internal fight."
Unexpectedly, the first opponent he encountered was his own precious daughter! !
Sure enough, from the other side of the stage, the petite and cute figures of Xilusi, Aikolu and Kajie slowly walked up. The two little princesses stuck out their tongues at me with playful expressions.
Kajier looked cute, sucked her little finger, and let out a "ji~~~" sound happily, wanting to abandon the dark side and throw herself into the arms of the enemy. Fortunately, Silus and Aikelu pulled her from behind. Lived her.
I won’t let you idiot, Jie, act like a spoiled child with your father! !
Seeing the configuration of the contestants standing on one side of the stage, the audience laughed even louder and looked at the show, waiting for Kasha's last draw.
Decide how you want to play!
The old drunkard had a happy smile on her face. The smile on her face was as disgusting as I thought. She reached for the last box and fiddled with it very hard for a while before finally slowing down. Pull out the ball of paper and unfold it in your hand.
Then burst into laughter.
"This... this is really a rare lottery." Kasha, who was out of breath from laughing, said intermittently.
"The content of the competition... turned out to be... a battle until one of the teams fell completely. There is only one rule, no surrender."
"What? You bastard are up to something, aren't you?"
I angrily snatched the paper from the old drunkard's hand and took a look at it.
Yes, that’s exactly what it says above.
Moreover, this crooked, earthworm-like handwriting has no semicolon except this one, so it was written by myself.
To put it this way, it seems that when I was preparing these paper signs, I did write down such a [normal] competition method...
You will not live if you do your own evil.
Understanding that this was not an old drunkard practicing favoritism, but a joke of God composed of several coincidences, I burst into tears and fell to my knees with TZ in my heart.
On the other side, Xilusi and Aikelu were also at a loss after hearing the rules of the competition.
Their original plan was to admit defeat immediately no matter what kind of competition was drawn so that their father could advance, but they didn't expect that there would be a rule not to surrender.
In comparison, Kajie'er seemed carefree. She just wanted to throw herself into the arms of someone across from her and act like a spoiled brat. Competitions, rules, etc. were all nonsense.
"I declare - the game begins!!"
Smiling happily, in order to avoid any complications, Kasha immediately announced loudly, quickly left the stage, and looked at the two daughters above who were pale and embarrassed.
what to do?
Carlos and I looked at each other and found the answer in each other's eyes.
Isn't this our only option?
He showed a knowing smile as if he was a daughter-in-law, and said everything without saying anything.
"There's nothing I can do. Even though it's you little guys, there are no missing words in my dictionary. If you don't want to get hurt, just lie down obediently."
Seattle's ferocious bald head flashed in and out, and he kept pressing the knuckles of his ten knuckles. Just the crunching sound was like the sneer of death, making people shudder.
Then, he took a step forward, intending to put more pressure on the three people on the opposite side.
When he took this step, time suddenly slowed down.
When Seattle's leg slowly reached its highest point, without any sound, two huge fists swung hard at his big bald head from behind.
Seattle's feet fell down bit by bit, and his two fists came closer bit by bit. When his footsteps finally stepped down...
"Boom————!!"
There were two loud noises, and Seattle was attacked by a sneak attack. His body turned into a high-speed spinning top and flew up into the air. With a fierce force, Seattle's huge body fell heavily off the stage, smashing the ground into pieces. A big hole.
In the pit, Seattle's eyes were wide open, looking a little bit dead-eyed - he didn't expect that in his heroic life, he would be betrayed by two teammates in the end.
After we worked together to send the dangerous person Seattle Ke down, Carlos and I stood face to face with stern expressions. Against the backdrop of the howling cold wind, it seemed like we were staging a final showdown at the top of the Forbidden City.
Almost at the same time, Carlos and I moved.
"Forgive me, Junior Brother Wu."
Taking a step like a phantom, his fist turned into a roaring dragon's tooth and struck towards the opposite side. Carlos murmured this.
"Brother Carlos, I won't hold back this time."
In the exact same posture as Carlos, my fist turned into the palm of a roaring giant bear and struck the opponent mercilessly.
"Boom——!!"
"Boom——!!"
With two muffled sounds, cannonball-like fists crossed in the air and landed on the opponent's cheek almost simultaneously.
Maintaining this posture, Carlos and I looked at each other with relief. After a moment, our bodies collapsed.
"Oh oh oh, the winner seems to have been decided. Family and friendship, loyalty and betrayal, these three players taught us a vivid lesson. It was really a very exciting internal fight."
Looking at the three fallen corpses on the stage, Kasha burst into tears with laughter. While rubbing the corners of his eyes, he tapped his toes, jumped onto the stage, turned around and announced loudly to the audience.
"The winners are our little princesses."
Suddenly, there were cheers and disappointment in the audience. No one expected that the favorite to win the championship would be eliminated in the first game.
"Dad, dad, are you okay? It's all Xilusi's fault (Aikolu)."
At this time, the winners did not feel any joy of victory. With anxious expressions on their faces, they ran to the opposite side as fast as possible and hugged their father tightly in their arms.
As for Carlos, who was lying next to him, when Kajie flew over him, she grabbed one of his legs, as if she was carrying a ball of fluttering cotton, and swung it around in the air several times with ease. , and then flung off the stage.
Carlos, who had been pretending to be dead, closed his eyes tightly and shed a trace of tragic tears while being abandoned in mid-air.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about the deep love between father and daughter when we get home. Time is limited, so hurry up and move on to the next scene."
I originally wanted to enjoy the care of the two babies, Xilusi and Aikelu, but the old drunkard saw through it and swept me off the stage, and the second game began.
After touching in the box, Kasha took out a paper ball again, unfolded it, took a look, and said.
"The next team of contestants is...the trio?"
Everyone was confused for a while, who is this curious combination?
"Wu, you bastard!!"
There was a roar from the crowd.
"Oh, it seems that these are the trio." Kasha narrowed his eyes.
After a while, Lar, Doug and Geoff walked onto the stage with sullen expressions on their faces, not forgetting to look back and glare at someone in the audience who was snickering.
Since it is a King of Fighters competition, it is natural that according to the rules of the game, the winning team will continue to compete until they lose. Although this rule is very detrimental to the players who came to the stage earlier, the player who was drawn to the last stage will be Being able to easily step on the corpses of countless ancestors and arrive directly at the terminal, there is no fairness at all, it all depends on luck.
However, since it is an entertainment competition, there is no need to worry too much.
Therefore, according to the rules, the opponents of Lardog and Gefu are still the three of Silos.
"snort."
Lal on the stage snorted coldly, his eyes serious.
"Xilusi, Aikelu, Kajiel, although I also know that this kind of competition is unfair, but..."
His eyes widened suddenly, Lal pointed at the three people opposite him with overwhelming momentum.
"Who said you are not my daughter? Accept your fate. I must win this game and let my precious daughter see my father's heroic figure. Hahahahaha..."
No... bullying three little girls, even if you win, can't be called heroic at all. It would be more appropriate to say that it is embarrassing.
I looked at little Sarah who came from the side and glared angrily and helplessly at her father who was laughing on the stage with his hands on his hips, and Aunt Lisa who had a warm smile but somehow made people feel chilly. In my heart, I suddenly felt a little sad about losing my comrade-in-arms.
Uncle Lal, if you surrender now, you still have time to save a small life...
I started to feel dizzy and feverish in the afternoon. I went to the hospital and got two bottles of anti-inflammatory and antipyretic injections. My condition improved a bit. When I got home and coded 7,000 words, my condition started to get worse again...
Tomorrow is the Super Singles’ Day that happens once in a century. I wish all the singles a happy holiday. Xiao Qi is also going to buy a cake to celebrate... Uh-huh~~~~~~
