I think this is a very serious issue. It involves my reputation as an alliance elder, and I must investigate it thoroughly.
First, where to start? Is it the red and attractive cherry lips in front of me, or the plump and soft breasts a little further down that are no less than a little ghost?
"abnormal……"
I don't know when, those deep purple eyes opened, and then the cherry lips that I had been peeping at trembled slightly and uttered these two words.
System prompts: The player Druid Wu Fan has obtained the title "Pervert Early in the Morning".
Hint, sister, hint! Oh oh oh oh, damn, I missed the best opportunity for a sneak attack.
I held my head and screamed, you idiot, can't I just kiss and touch you at the same time? When you can have your cake and eat it too, why bother with those ancient sayings? Go to hell with the ancients and all that!
Since they are ancient people, aren’t they already dead? If you think about it this way, the curse is really very powerless.
"It's not a good idea to call your master a pervert after waking up so early in the morning, my perverted comrade-in-arms, Knight Jeluka."
With a deep tone and an exaggerated gesture, I opened my hands to welcome the magic-repairing maid who woke up from her sleep.
"Your Highness, you can just pervert yourself to the end. Be happy, you are a unique existence in the world." Jeluka in her arms raised her head and showed a blessing smile.
"Don't bless me, idiot. Do you think that your master will become a pervert? Do you think I will be fooled? Those who can be happy because of this are the only perverts in the world! It is such a trap, right? Having said that, You haven’t asked me why I wake up so early in the morning and call people perverts.”
Then again, why do I have to complain so early in the morning?
"This is a misunderstanding. I was just scolding a pervert who was considering attacking my lips or my breasts. It has nothing to do with His Highness."
Jeluka turned her face away with an indifferent expression, as if it really had nothing to do with me.
I:"……"
It’s time to get rid of the bad habit of often unknowingly speaking out what’s on your mind.
"Okay, let's get down to business, why are you here and am I here?" I pointed at Jeluka and then at the room and asked with a serious face.
"Isn't this a natural setting?"
Jeluka's expression also became more serious. If only the word "setting" that made people think the credibility was discounted could be removed.
"His Royal Highness couldn't help his curiosity and secretly ate the bottle of expired contraceptive pills, a family heirloom that my mother had entrusted to me before she passed away, and then his bestiality..."
As if what she said was true, Jeluka covered her pretty face and sobbed softly like the helpless maid in the Duke of Beasts.
Damn it! !
She pinched her face and pulled it to both sides with the expressive expression of this pornographic maid.
There were too many complaints, which made me feel inexplicably powerless, so I could only use this interrupting skill.
"What's the truth?"
"His Royal Highness raped the maid." Jeluka, whose performance was exposed, took off the mask of the crying girl and replied calmly and concisely.
"It's too concise, idiot, please be more detailed!" I complained.
"On a thunderstorm night, I had just visited the palace. After venting his animal desires on the noble and beautiful bodies of Her Majesty the Queen and her five daughters, the Duke of Beasts was in a good mood and drank alone to the dark clouds and lightning outside the window. Zui, who had just been recruited to work in the castle, and who didn't know that people's hearts were sinister, saw this and wanted to help her master to go to bed to avoid catching a cold. However, she gently placed the Duke of Beast on his bed, which was stained with the blood of countless girls. On the big bed with tears, Duke Beast's scarlet eyes, which were stimulated by the wine, suddenly opened. At that moment, a pale and angry lightning flashed outside the window, dyeing the dark castle in the rain into a sad and beautiful color. Pale in color, the gears of fate began to turn, and no one could stop it. The entanglement between the bestial Duke and the beautiful maid began. No one thought that it was this seemingly weak and powerless Finally, because she could not bear the infidelity of the Beast Duke, the girl drove 100,000 horses and put an end to the Beast Duke's ugly crime of trying to get beauties across the continent to get pregnant for him, and became a great hero praised by everyone on the continent..."
"How about a plot like this?" Zeluka asked me after closing the book titled "Black Love of Life and Death - The Beast Duke and his Maid".
"Too weak, this author, the era of Astro Boy has passed, and this prince cannot be killed without tens of millions of horsepower." I touched my chin and judged.
"It's completely wrong. It's too detailed. It's not so much too detailed as it is a lie read from a book without any sincerity, you bastard!!" Suddenly I woke up and I turned over the coffee table in my heart. .
"In short, the plot is almost like this. Yesterday, when I was sending the drunk Prince back, His Highness suddenly became animalistic and ended up living a debauched life day and night without shame or impatience."
The maid, whose face was flushed and suddenly became shy, buried the part below her eyes in the quilt and said playfully.
"How did you know I was drunk?"
Subtly, I didn't refute the statement about animal nature. I always felt that at that time... ahem, that's what happened anyway.
"Your Highness Beja went to play with His Highness Tia."
"Oh." Jeluka's honest answer allowed me to connect the whole thing together, but...
"Maybe it's my imagination, but I always feel like you're hiding something."
"No, I swear in the name of His Royal Highness the Prince!"
"No...even if you swear in my name..."
I looked troubled. Although it was a bit unreasonable for me to doubt whether my own name could be used, my moral integrity bottle was still in a fairly dry state recently...
Ahem, whatever, just take it as what it is, even if there is something to hide, if this dirty maid insists on not telling me, it must be for my own good, I firmly believe that.
Phew~~~
On the other side, Jeluka also breathed a sigh of relief.
This idiot is really not easy to fool. He is always very sensitive in places where he shouldn't be, and his intuition is particularly sensitive.
The answer just now was a decision she made after thinking about it for a long time since the moment she woke up. Sure enough, she still couldn't tell the truth to this idiot and tell him that His Highness Tia gave him the love potion.
Of course...of course, this is also for the sake of the relationship between the two clans, not because of jealousy or anything...not at all. After all, he is known as the Twelve Knights who are fair and strict.
Jeluka calmed down and reluctantly convinced herself.
When she had just relaxed mentally, she suddenly felt a numbness, centered on the two sensitive soft flesh on her chest, spreading in all directions of her body. This sudden strong feeling eroded all the way to her brain. Amidst this, Jeluka let out a coquettish moan unconsciously.
"You are really sensitive early in the morning. I don't know who the pervert is."
The sensitive moan I heard unexpectedly made the flames in my heart rise, and I couldn't help teasing her.
"That's not the case, it's because the hands of the Beast Prince are too...too lewd."
Jeluka, whose face instantly turned red due to her body's unsatisfactory reaction, stuttered and retorted.
"Really? Is it my naughty woman or my little maid? This is indeed a question and needs to be discussed clearly."
Nodding her head infatuatedly, she rubbed the breasts that were full of smooth and soft texture with more force, and at the same time kissed those moist and attractive cherry lips.
Suddenly, an intoxicating noble and mysterious tulip fragrance came from my lips and nose. The nostalgic fragrance filled my heart and lungs, making me close my eyes deeply and take an intoxicating sniff. It seemed like I would become addicted and kept searching for it. Begging.
"Animal, perverted, unsatisfied with desires, obviously he did so much yesterday..."
During the kiss, Jeluka's intermittent, shy and cute protests came to her ears.
"That's not okay. You were satisfied yesterday, but I didn't feel anything at all." I said reluctantly as I slightly moved away from the slutty maid's lips.
"Who... Who... Who is satisfied? Being insulted, seduced and forced by you, the beastly prince, can only... only..."
She really can say these powerful words that ordinary girls find difficult to say without hesitation, this virtuous and dirty maid.
"What will happen?"
I gently pecked the sweet lips beside my mouth, and looked at the stuttering Jeluka with a constricted expression.
"I'll just...just feel uncomfortable."
Turning her head away, not daring to meet my eyes, the pornographic maid, who was becoming more and more cute, puffed her cheeks and murmured in a low voice.
"If that's the case, let me make you feel comfortable this time." I couldn't help but laugh lewdly, turned over and pressed against this arrogant and lovely maid...
"I just... don't feel comfortable... um~~ um ah~~"
"Huh? Why did I seem to hear a very comfortable moan just now?"
"That's...that's a painful moan...ah~~wuwu~~"
"I know, my little maid is a masochist, and she can't be satisfied with ordinary postures, that's right."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, there is absolutely no such thing! You perverted prince!!!"
Once in bed with this maid, who would become shy, timid and tough-tongued, but still had some attributes, we had a delicious morning.
By the way, being with this guy really gives me a very real understanding of what it's like to live a debauched life without shame or impatience day and night.
When the white light outside the window became dazzling, I knew it was time to get up.
Reluctantly, I put down the maid who had collapsed into a ball in my arms, her lips opening and closing unconsciously, her pupils completely losing focus, and having been spoiled by my own play, I hurriedly got up and got dressed.
It's rare to be with Jeluka, but I didn't expect it to be so short. I have no choice but to make this fool shy and unable to let go. Why don't you want me and Vilas to confess so quickly? If we can be honest, we can be together openly, and there is no need to be so secretive as now. Only by taking advantage of the right time, place and people can we stay together for one night.
Could it be that...this pornographic maid in bed prefers the excitement of this kind of affair?
"Pervert, beast, devil, unsatisfied slut, might as well be kicked to death by a million horses."
Jeluka, who had finally regained her breath at some point, quietly poked out a pair of purple eyes that exuded an extremely lazy and charming aura from under the quilt.
"Yes, yes, I am a pervert, otherwise how could I bully an idiot like you?" I bent down and lovingly touched the beautiful purple hair scattered on the white sheets.
Suddenly, this pornographic maid stretched out a slippery and slender arm from the bed, holding a perfume bottle and sprayed it on me violently.
"Cough cough - cough cough - what are you doing, idiot."
Being sprayed was a bit inexplicable, I coughed and widened my eyes, thinking that if I don't give a reasonable explanation, don't blame me for letting this guy's hidden attributes explode again before I leave.
"revenge!"
Jeluka smiled slyly.
"This aphrodisiac perfume can attract a million mares. If you go out now, you can immediately enjoy the benefits of having a million-dollar harem."
"You idiot wants this kind of welfare."
Even though I knew this guy was selling his integrity again, I couldn't help but grit my teeth.
"Stupid... His Highness is the one who is stupid. If you just walk out like this... wouldn't you be exposed immediately? You idiot!"
After saying this, the shy Jeluka completely retreated into the bed.
Huh?
After reacting, I smelled my body, and sure enough, the unique tulip fragrance that lingered on Jeluka just now could no longer be smelled.
It turns out that perfume has such a ferocious effect. It is said that she created such a perfume just for the two of us to use when we have an affair. If it is true, it is really well thought out and watertight. She is worthy of being the intelligence leader of the elves.
After saying goodbye to this pornographic maid with one last lingering kiss, I hurried to the new area of the camp and rushed into the command camp in one breath.
"Brother Wu (brother), you are finally here!"
Linya and Lena, who were already waiting anxiously inside, said in surprise at the same time.
"Sorry, sorry, there's still time to catch up."
I lowered my head apologetically. If it hadn't been for the last kiss goodbye to that stupid maid, I would have accidentally been struck by her shy and happy little woman's style of closing her eyes tightly, trembling and wet eyelashes, and blushing cutely. I would have been obsessed with it for too long. Given the time, I should be able to arrive in time.
"Really, where did you go last night? I didn't go home all night." Linya scolded me softly, but she didn't go into details, and the topic quickly changed.
Because everyone knows that after yesterday’s inspirational propaganda was released, it was impossible for me, who was being chased by Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua, to go home and throw myself into a trap. This reproach was just a coquettish and caring act from my wife.
This is the victory of the pornographic maid.
"By the way, where are old man Farah and Short Winter Melon?"
I stared around nervously. I had just rushed in and didn't have time to pay attention to my surroundings. To be honest, I was already prepared to be ambushed by those two old guys...
There was a sudden power outage around 10:30, which lasted for more than half an hour. I devoured about three to four hundred words, and I have to complete another 7,000 words tomorrow. What a tragedy.
P: A group of deep-sea mud beasts who have announced a cleanup will probably be cleaned up on the weekend. The last time to speak is before October. If you see it, please raise your voice and say something. ~~~~
