Chapter 1,209 Tia rushes forward!
"Huha~~Huhuhu~~~~I'm going, it's so dangerous."
Hiding in a small bush, I took a few big breaths like a drowning person emerging from the water. Then I quickly held my breath, gathered the breath in my body, poked out a pair of eyes, and looked at the angry old man Farah and Mu. Short winter melon, the roaring soldiers passed by in two groups from the left and right.
At this time, the additional attributes of the title [Elder Fan without any aura of master] come into play. Others may not be able to escape the pursuit of these two experienced and cunning old guys, but on the screen After taking hold of my breath, I completely transformed into an ordinary rhino-pronged beetle in the bush, and no one could detect it.
I should have been proud, but for some reason I felt an inexplicable sadness in my heart.
After confirming that the two old men had left, I emerged from the bushes, with a slightly lonely figure, and secretly lurked towards the unknown tomorrow.
I probably won’t be able to go home today. The Mage Guild is Old Man Farah’s territory. Therefore, sending a mage to monitor whether I have returned home is a very cost-effective thing for him. This old guy will definitely not be stingy in doing it. .
Let's find a place to stay first, Artoria's place? It's not very safe, and we can't rule out that it's being watched there, and there's also the little fox's whereabouts. Others may be suspicious of the passion between me and the little fox, but old man Farah knows it very well, so he can't go.
Let’s go to Prince Fake Smile’s place for a night, and teach him some skills that he has been coveting for a long time, how to capture Anya. With my strength, which has killed up to 10,000 female protagonists in thousands of GALGAE, It shouldn't be a big problem to work out a perfect strategy route...probably
After making the decision, I buried my ordinary figure in the crowd, just like one of thousands of ants, slowly moving forward inconspicuously...
That's enough, please. I am a complaining soul, please stop complaining about my sense of existence, okay? I'm the majestic King of Heroes.
"hey"
The soul of the King of Heroes and the soul of the Tucao Emperor in my heart were fighting fiercely between heaven and man. They only lasted for a second and showed a complete defeat, the trend of a prodigal dog. Suddenly there was such a sound behind me, something came from behind. He pressed forward, as if to trap me, and wrapped his hands tightly around my waist to hug me.
Feeling guilty as a thief, I was suddenly frightened, my arms became weak, and I almost fell to the ground.
Could it be that he was still discovered by Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua?
I quickly dismissed the idea.
Because there was a beautiful feeling of two towering, soft objects squeezing from his back.
Do Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua have this thing? This kind of creepy and disgusting joke would be more believable than telling me that the four demon kings are all beautiful women.
Of course, it is not ruled out that old Farah abused his power and sent his beautiful mage to catch me. However, this kind of role usually belongs to "Wukong, this nv monster will be provoked to be dealt with by my master, you go and deal with it" "Feng" food delivery type, one comes and one is thrown, it is impossible to catch yourself.
The most important thing is that I felt how familiar the two wonderful touches on my back were.
Question: Who likes jumping on my back the most?
Answer: Sylvester, Eco
Beep beep, wrong, they like to jump into my arms, but in the opposite direction, idiot.
Answer 2: Tia.
BING
"Tia, it's you."
I patted my chest in shock, pulled Tia off my back, and turned around to stare at her. This girl scared me terribly.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuuuuuuuuuuuuuuorishaumon, Fanfan's words don't count. The day before yesterday, he said that he can satisfy others no matter what they want. Now he is ignoring me."
Tia, who didn't know the truth, immediately lowered her head in disappointment when she saw me losing my temper. She pursed her lips stubbornly as if she was enduring a huge grievance.
In an instant, the sharp eyes of countless passers-by came over, looking at the innocent and pure Tia, and then at me dressed as a thief. Combined with the conversation I just heard, out of a hundred people, at least ninety-nine and a half of them had it in their minds. Scenarios such as "uāuā young master", "playing with feelings", and "always giving up" will appear.
I go
I quickly pulled Tia and ran wildly. I stopped when I reached a deserted place and looked at Tia helplessly.
Fortunately, no one discovered his identity just now, otherwise he would not have to wait until tomorrow. It is named with a name like "Young Master uāuā: The Thirty-six Chapters of the Beast Elder", which contains one of the parts played by Elder Fan - Thirty. The tragic experiences narrated by six poor girls will spread quickly, and by then Akara will not be able to keep my reputation.
"You little girl, what exactly are you going to do?"
I stretched out my hands and kept rubbing Diya's smooth and soft face with my rough palms, pretending to be fierce.
"Hey hehe~~~"
Tia, who was put on all kinds of funny and cute expressions by me, seemed a little sleepy and a little happy at the same time, smiling innocently and honestly.
Forget it, we are adults, we are not as experienced as a little girl.
I let go of my hand angrily, and suddenly this clingy little girl came up to me, hugged my arm, and pressed her full breasts up again.
"Fanfanfanfan, the image just now was so interesting. Even though I have seen it once, it is still very interesting."
Tia looked at me with very happy and adoring eyes.
"No matter where you are, you are the most powerful."
Thinking of the [motivational] propaganda played on the stage just now, I couldn't help but laugh together, purring and licking Tia's head in admiration.
By the way, does this innocent and cute girl really understand the funny point of the image? I'm a little skeptical.
"Hey, hey, I'm so happy to be praised by Fanfan."
Without concealing the joy of being praised by me at all, the little girl raised her head happily with her little hands behind her back, and her pretty red face showed a brilliant smile that made people couldn't help but squint their eyes.
"Well done. Thanks to you, I was able to complete my revenge plan." Infected by Tia's smile, I couldn't help but grin.
"revenge?"
The words that appeared unexpectedly made Tia tilt her head slightly in sleepiness.
"It's nothing. I mean, it's thanks to Tia that everyone laughed so happily." Thinking back to the rows of spectators who fell down, I felt quite sad in my heart.
One general has achieved great success, and sacrificed so many people for revenge. Don't blame me. The laws of this world are so cruel. The weak eat the strong, natural selection, and the stupid bird flies first.
"Did you help Fanfan? Hey, hehe, the girl was shy, but she came even more happily.
There must be time some other day to replace her irresponsible grandfather and teach this little girl the difference between men and women.
Feeling the increasingly clear soft touch on my arms, the strong contrast between the body's reaction to the plump body and the psychological positioning of Tia's little girl, made me whimper and cry out for help.
All in all, in order to calm down and explain the somewhat inexplicable conversation between Tia and I, let’s go back to two days ago, which is the day before God’s birthday.
There’s nothing to explain, right? A smarter guy would probably have vaguely guessed something from the conversation. That’s right, the [motivational] promotion just now was to carry out his long-planned revenge plan on the day before God’s birthday. , taking advantage of this last free day, I found P master Tia, and the two spent a whole day doing it.
Of course, I would also like to thank the Gorilla who made a guest appearance here. If he hadn't saved this starving gorilla by the river in the middle of making the video, and then with a sudden move of spirit, he would have re-photographed the video. The content has been adapted, and the promotion this time will not be so exciting.
As for why the memory of that day was completely gone, I said that after the imaging was completed, we as producers checked the content first, and then I passed out and fell unconscious while foaming at the mouth. The whole day's nausea experience was sealed. For everyone who already knows the lethality of this image, this explanation should not be difficult to understand.
Compared with the torture suffered by the audience below the stage, I, the author who recorded the whole process and guided Tia step by step on how to do sex, was the biggest victim. In this way, it is not clear whether this act of revenge is actually based on It ended with a loss for both sides.
I really want to seal away this disgusting memory again.
"Fanfan, let's go celebrate together, the performance is a great success"
Tia happily held my arm tightly with one hand, raised her other small hand into a fist, and suggested this.
"It's not impossible..."
Looking at the dusk, I am not in a hurry to stay at the Fake Prince's place, so as not to reveal any mistakes, I will spend some time with little girl Tia first, and it will not be too late to go there in the evening.
"Where should we go?" I hesitated as I felt like I had nowhere to go.
"Why don't you go to my room."
Tia tilted her head, thought for a while, and then said suddenly.
"your room?"
My brain tells thinking.
Yes, I almost forgot. In addition to the Smiling Prince, there is also the option of the Horadric clan. I can go to Dia's place for a while and wait for the two old men to find a place where I am most likely to hide. Over and over, gradually the target falls on the Horadric tribe's foothold, and then moves to the werewolf tribe, which is much more reliable.
This is the truth behind the cunning rabbit's three burrows.
"Okay, no problem." I clapped my palms and mō this little girl's head again in praise.
After a while, Tia and I sneaked back to the hotel where the Horadric tribe stayed. This little girl probably sneaked out. None of the Horadric mage who usually followed her was seen. .
As for how she sneaked out, I would venture to guess that those Horadric mages who have been trapped in the desert for decades, have not seen much of the world, and have pure hearts like flowers, were probably also created by the two of us. [Inspirational] The propaganda is playing, announcing total destruction.
"Great, no one."
Tia turned around and gave me a V-sign of victory, then quickly pulled me upstairs and rushed into one of the rooms.
I also breathed a sigh of relief. To be honest, the eyes of the Horadric mages looking at me have become more and more sharp and penetrating recently, as if I will do something to their little princess. These guys are still It's so boring, I don't even look at Tia, she looks like she's just a little girl.
"Is this your room?"
After calming down, I looked around the room curiously. After all, this was probably the first time I saw Tia's room.
"How about it, it's pretty clean."
Tia, who was preparing something, turned back and smiled shyly at me.
Not only is it clean, it is simply too clean.
I had the urge to burst into tears.
All the furniture and tea sets in the room were prepared by the hotel itself. They were clean and there was not a single thing that could be seen as far as the eye could see, especially the wooden table that was so cold that there was nothing on it. It looks just hard and cold, with a thin quilt neatly folded in the corner, and the pillow is a very hard piece of driftwood, just cut into the shape of a pillow.
Even a hotel wouldn't prepare these shabby things for guests.
"These...did you bring them with you?"
I pointed and was stunned for a while before I stammered and asked.
"Yes, I have replaced the original quilt and pillow. Although it is very comfortable to sleep on, Dia, who is still used to sleeping like this, nodded charmingly.
This girl is obviously a princess, but what kind of simple life does she live in the Horadric tribe?
I had the urge to rush up, hold Tia in my arms and dote on her.
The Horadric tribe is not poor, and perhaps it was indeed difficult when they were trapped in the desert. However, after the seal is unlocked, this group, known as the mage race, will never worry about money. With their competitive skills, The Eldar also need excellent magic, and they have many means to make money. However, as a princess of the clan, Dia can still maintain simple habits. This is such a noble quality that makes people awe-inspiring.
"Fanfan... do you like this?" For some reason, Diya suddenly asked, her expression seemed a little cautious.
"It's not about whether you like it or not. Most people would like to sleep more comfortably, but it doesn't matter. If you practice outside, the conditions will be even worse."
I thought for a while and replied vaguely, I can sleep, but if I can sleep more comfortably, I will still choose to enjoy it and will not go out of my way to sleep on such a cold and hard wooden pillow.
"Hey~~~That's it. Is this what Fanfan thinks..."
Tia, who didn't know if she understood the meaning of my words, stared at her thoughtful expression.
"Ready for the celebration party"
After a while, the snacks prepared by Tia were placed on the round table. It was said to be a banquet, but in fact it only consisted of a few plates of nuts used for drinking in the bar, a bottle of wine, and two glasses.
"Want to drink?"
I'm a little uneasy. Although I don't know much about Tia's drinking capacity, from the last welcome party of Artoria, it can be clearly seen that she is at least much better than me.
"Fanfan is not good at drinking, I know." The girl stuck out her tongue playfully and filled the glass with wine.
"So, just three drinks."
"Oh, of course, no problem, thank you, Tia."
I was so moved that my eyes welled up with tears, but Tia was still considerate of me. After three glasses of wine, I could hold on even to Sark Crystal Wine. Could it be that the Horadric tribe could make wine stronger than Sark Crystal Wine?
At this time, Tia looked at the faint golden light of the wine in the cup, but fell into deep thought. In her mind, the words of her grandfather after her coming-of-age ceremony rang out.
"Tia, you are an adult now."
As the elder of the clan, Tia's grandfather searched the room for a while, and then excitedly gave Tia the bottle of wine he was holding in his hand.
"Ahem, to be honest, grandpa, I am really worried about what kind of husband you will find in the future, Tia. However, the only thing that makes me feel at ease is that although your heart is pure, it is also because of this Your pure heart is like a pool of clear lake water, any unclean color flowing into it can be easily identified, so I don’t have to worry about you being deceived."
Grandpa coughed a few times and continued.
"Besides, as a princess of the Horadric tribe and a beautiful granddaughter that I am proud of, I highly doubt that any man can resist your charm."
"But don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the unexpected. When you have someone you like but they still can't feel your feelings, just use this."
After saying that, the unscrupulous grandpa handed the wine bottle to Tia, gave a thumbs up and flashed his teeth.
"It is not effective on women, but it can capture any man. Just one drink and he will be yours. When you have children in the future, I will pass on the recipe of this wine to others for your children." be prepared."
The memory ends here.
Child...?
Even Tia, when she silently recited this word that could stir the hearts of all women, her cheeks also felt hot.
As long as Fanfan drinks this...can he give birth to a child for Fanfan in the future?
However, Tia still had some doubts about her unscrupulous grandfather, so she automatically increased the amount of one cup to three cups, so that everything would be safe.
In Diya's heart, she clenched her fists tightly.
The battle to capture Fanfan... begins
In the plot of God’s birthday, one person must definitely be pushed down and say, eh hoo hoo~~
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