Chapter 1,208: Someone’s [Inspirational] Promotion
Sure enough, there was absolutely no chance for everyone to stop it. The curtain that had just fallen suddenly started to squirm, accompanied by crackling sounds of fighting, shouts, thump, thump, thump, from one side to the other, thump, thump, thump, and then again. Call back here from there.
The audience in the audience was confused for a while. What was going on? Could it be a unique opening for the next performance?
But the next performance... Look at the program list. It's an acrobatic performance of crushing boulders in armpits and breaking toothpicks in eyelids, right? It's a show with a name that's so self-explanatory that it makes you want to lower your head and concentrate on eating popcorn. Is there any show? When did it become a martial arts drama?
Finally, there was a roar, and the fragile curtain finally couldn't bear the fighting of the three little guys. It was pulled hard and the whole thing fell down. A huge black cloth dozens of meters long and five or six meters wide fell from the sky. It was really impressive. It was so spectacular, just like a fisherman casting a net, no, he caught three small fish.
I saw the big black cloth spread on the stage, with three or three pieces bulging high in the middle, entangled together, and twisting constantly, like three fallen flies scurrying around like headless flies. squirrel.
But not long after, with a hissing sound, this tragic black cloth could not withstand the violence of Kajiel's half-angel, and was torn apart.
Kajiel was the first to emerge from it with her white wings. This little angel blinked her cute big teary eyes and immediately found me sitting in the special seat, as if she had just escaped from the terrifying darkness. The world welcomes the chicks in the warm embrace of their parents in the light. "Chi~~~~" the old man lets out a childish and coquettish cry, and swoops forward with two immature little hands.
"Hey, hey, what's wrong, my little one is cute."
I quickly moved Lena in my arms to one side, leaving a little space to welcome Kajie's breasts into the forest.
Boom————
It was like the impact of iōng's mouth breaking a boulder, and I burst into tears. This little angel had a vague demeanor of a little ghost. By the way, if I remember correctly, the dark world also has a setting of force and reaction. , could it be said that angels and ghosts are not afraid of brain collision?
After Kajier, Silis and Ecoli also took advantage of the cool weather and got out of Kajier's torn opening. They ran up angrily and pulled Kajie from behind, who was unwilling to move in my arms. Jie'er tried to pull this clingy little angel away from my arms, while Kajie'er grabbed me with both small hands, turned around, and bit Silis and Eco viciously.
With one arm around Lena, the other holding Willas, and protecting the twins and little angel who were constantly fighting, I just thought it would be easier to fight that pain worm again.
Fortunately, the special seats are just a blind spot away from the auditorium, and most of the audience cannot see this. Otherwise, if this scene were seen by tens of thousands of audience members, they would not know how they would laugh. Even so, The fight between the twins and Kajieer behind the stage has also been exposed in full view of the public.
Hearing the deafening laughter below the stage, I couldn't help but feel downcast. It was obvious that everything had ended successfully, but at the last moment...
Now I finally understand that after successfully crossing the finish line first, I was about to raise my hand to greet the audience, but due to negligence, I accidentally slipped and fell in front of tens of thousands of people who were cheering and celebrating. What does this feel like.
"Sir, what should we do now?"
Vilas pulled my hand and asked worriedly.
Because the emotions of the audience in the audience were too intense, the next program that had been prepared could not be carried out. Who would want to run on stage at this time and make a fuss about other programs, and no one turned their attention to their own? Performing in front of an audience?
Even Linya and Lena did not expect this situation and frowned for a moment.
That's right, it's time for Wu Fan, the "smart star", to appear again. I am known as Mr. Key by everyone. I am not bragging. He always becomes useless in useful places, but always in useless places. Becoming useful is my specialty.
"Dad, I'm sorry, it's all Silis (Eco's) fault."
Realizing that such an accident was caused by themselves, Silis and Ecoli lowered their heads in regret.
"What's there to apologize for? The so-called father, doesn't he only show his worth when his daughter makes a mistake?" I declared with great pride, hugging the two little princesses, and looked at their pretty faces that showed disappointment. , kissed him hard.
Typical female child control theory
When everyone heard this, they all sweated in their hearts. Only Carlos's eyes lit up, as if he had found the only confidant in his life.
"Brother, what should we do now?" Lena in her arms raised her head and looked worried.
As for what she was worried about, whether she was worried about the scene in front of her, or whether she was worried about the upcoming action of someone who had become unstoppable and wanted to come forward to solve the problem for her precious daughter. She was the only one worried about it. I just know it in my heart.
"Peace of mind and peace of mind."
I automatically classified Lena's worries into the first type. First I picked her up, gave Kajiel in my arms to Vilas, and asked Lena, Silis and Eco to take care of her, and then A man strode onto the stage with a solemn breeze from his back.
In the original world, is there any good way to quickly cool down the audience's excited emotions?
There is only one answer, two words - advertising time.
Just when he saw two peerless swordsmen performing their last move, and the winner was about to be decided, the scene suddenly changed, and a big bald man appeared, grinning stupidly at the audience, and placed a bottle of shampoo in front of him. , come on.
"Use Pan [beep], I think it will work."
Is there anything more exciting than this that can make an excited audience suddenly feel their bladder tightening?
Absolutely not
"Ahem, everyone, be quiet, be quiet."
On the stage, I shouted loudly into the magic loudspeaker. Probably because of the status of the acting elder, the laughter in the audience was finally restrained, allowing my voice to reach everyone's ears.
"Thank you all for watching this alliance performance organized by Grand Elder Akala. On behalf of Grand Elder Akala, thank you all..."
After I finished talking about a lot of scenes, I coughed a few times again to whet my appetite, and then I continued to speak slowly.
"Being able to hear everyone's laughter is the greatest encouragement and reward for this alliance performance. However, if you are unable to enjoy the fun of the next performance because of this, it will not only be good for everyone, but also for our hard-working actors. It is a huge loss, so I feel that during this program, I will perform an inspirational propaganda for everyone, so that everyone can enjoy the aftertaste of laughter, while also soothing their emotions and ushering in the next exciting program."
Motivational propaganda?
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all surprised by this new term. Although the literal meaning is easy to understand, it means inspirational propaganda, but how to be inspirational and what kind of propaganda method is it?
"Then, please continue to enjoy." He bowed lightly. At this time, the black curtain that was torn down by Silis Ecolù and Kajie just now was replaced with another one. The timing was just right. good.
Coming behind the curtain, I took out a memory crystal from my pocket and smiled an extremely evil smile.
Old man Farah, Mu Aodonggua, it’s time to pay the price for the last missing person notice. Since you did it in the first year of junior high school, don’t blame me for doing it in the fifteenth year. Use this...
this……
this……
Huh?
What is this?
I looked at the memory crystal in my hand and suddenly.
I just know that there must be something extraordinary in it that can make me enjoy the pleasure of revenge, but I can't remember the specific content at all.
Lost your memory again?
With a headache, I pressed the sun and began to worry. Is it a bit too much lately? The day before God's birthday, the entire day's memory completely disappeared from my mind, and now, I was holding a memory crystal in my hand that had forgotten its content but remembered its effect.
Is there any connection between the amnesia that day and the memory crystal in my hand? I have tentatively come to such a bold conclusion that I will never admit it to idiots suffering from dementia.
But I couldn't think too much, the curtain had begun to rise slowly.
Seeing this, I quickly stuffed the memory crystal in my hand into a magic circle that had been prepared in advance and could automatically provide the memory crystal with the ability needed to play the image, embedded it in the groove, and then quietly exited the stage.
When the curtain was completely raised, a sweet tune with a saxophone flavor slowly played on the stage.
"This song is..."
I tilted my head and let out an exclamation.
It's a canon song. How is it possible? Dark Continent doesn't have the skills of this style at all...
I am more and more certain that this memory crystal is my masterpiece, and only I, a time traveler, can imitate this song, but I really have no impression of the content inside.
Let’s continue reading.
When everyone was intoxicated by the elegance and tranquility of the canon, the memory crystal slowly projected the image onto the entire stage, as if a holographic projection movie was playing.
There was a sound of exclamation in the audience. Even among adventurers, memory crystals are rare, let alone civilians. This is the first time for most people to see memory crystals.
In that image, the sparkling and beautiful water like a star river was displayed in front of everyone, making the audience feel as if they could really smell the smell of water and the scene of fish swimming happily in it.
The camera gradually zoomed out, and the originally endless bō light gradually turned into a big river, with pieces of reeds bent by the wind, glorious pebbles all over the river, and fish jumping out of the water from time to time. The beauty of the Cannon woven into a fairyland on earth for the audience, and everyone was immersed in it.
The lens continued to zoom out and up, gradually forming a high-altitude bird's-eye view. The spacious river had turned into a winding road shining with silvery white light. At this moment, a shadow suddenly appeared in the picture, constantly appearing in the picture. The deer was leaping by the river. It looked a little blurry from a distance and could not be identified. It was probably a deer playing happily by the river, dancing gracefully and gracefully.
As if that light figure was the protagonist, the next second it appeared, the entire camera zoomed in suddenly, giving the figure a close-up shot when all the viewers were caught off guard.
I saw a tall and strong man with shiny bronze skin all over his body. He was posing like a roc spreading its wings. He stretched out his arms, tapped his toes, and jumped high into the sky. The same unrestrained smile spread its wings.
With the sparkling river as the background, it was as bright as the stars. It seemed that his strong and tall body had really broken away from the shackles of the earth and flew towards the high, mysterious starry sky.
Originally, there was nothing wrong with this.
The premise is that if this man's eyes are not blocked by a thick black horizontal bar, there is no mosaic on his crotch, and he is wearing clothes...
“Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff”
There was a sound of water spraying in the audience, and the feeling of falling from heaven to hell made them feel for the first time what visual despair is.
"Oh oh oh, Lina, look, look, I'm on stage too..."
Among the crowd, a triumphant voice suddenly came out.
"Pfft"
Before she could finish her words, Karina, who was still transformed into a killing angel, smashed the wolf fang in her hand.
However, just when everyone was about to collapse, the camera turned again.
This time, I turned to the vibrant reeds bending and dancing in the wind by the river.
A large exhalation of relief sounded, as if saying goodbye to hell at last.
But before he could breathe out, a short figure suddenly emerged from among the reeds. He was hiding inside, peeling away the reeds, secretly, and attentively watching the light wind that kept leaping by the river. A tall figure.
This guy was clearly a dwarf at first glance. The eyes on his square face and his neat white beard were also covered by a black horizontal bar.
The audience sprayed again.
It was disgusting. It was disgusting enough for a grown man to run by the river, but the guy hiding in the reeds and peeping at this disgusting scene with eyes that were focused and even yearning for worship seemed even more disgusting.
"Kill him, I want to kill that guy..."
In the special auditorium, there seemed to be a faint roar from a certain guy.
This scene seemed to end here, the picture gradually dimmed, and finally settled on the dwarf whom Reed was peeping at, with his big brown face that seemed to be determined.
Before the audience could take a breath, the Canon tune suddenly became upbeat, and a bad premonition flashed through everyone's hearts at the same time. Sure enough...
Without any warning, the dwarf who appeared in the scene suddenly changed. He was only wearing a hula, and he was dancing hula in the picture, and he was twisting his penis in disgust, which was thicker than his butt and chest. waist, and those short and thick limbs.
Moreover, it seems that in order to highlight the efforts and sweat put in by the dwarves in this scene, on the screen, such figures appear one after another as if they have cast shadow clones, lying horizontally, vertically, upside down, above, below and sideways, constantly twisting , twist, twist again.
Suddenly, the entire stage was filled with hundreds of figures of a dwarf wearing a hula dancing disgustingly and vigorously from all angles, as if only the thick dancing waist was left in the whole world.
"Dong-dong-dong-"
Already, a new audience with poor psychological endurance foamed at the mouth and fell down.
However, that disgusting and hard-working figure seems to have not received corresponding rewards. In the picture, he is constantly being laughed at by others.
This is also natural, the audience who barely managed to hold on without falling thought at the same time.
Immediately afterwards, the scene switched to the river again, with the [Light Spirit] appearing on the tall figure dancing in the air, while the defeated dwarf, as always, hid in the reeds and peeped.
"Still...continue dancing?"
Suddenly, the man by the river stopped and asked the dwarf's hiding place.
Silently standing up from the reeds, the dwarf nodded wordlessly, his eyes becoming moist with grievance.
"Why am I different from others?"
Sitting on the edge of the river, looking up at the sky, the dwarf looked at his chubby body and asked dejectedly.
"Why...do you have to be like everyone else?"
The tall man, who was still naked and covered in mosaics, gave such an answer with a gentle smile and the tone of an old man who had gone through countless vicissitudes of time.
The dwarf was stunned and stared blankly at the senior in front of him.
"Dance is alive"
A big palm fell heavily on the dwarf's shoulder, and the tall man's smile was filled with infinite wisdom and kindness.
"Don't be bound by your own body or the eyes of others. Forget everything, close your eyes gently and feel it. You can feel the wind gently blowing through your body."
Saying this, the man who was exposed by the river turned around and took out a neatly folded, boxy dance costume from nowhere. He handed it to the dwarf who had collapsed in tears with a gentle smile and said, The last sentence.
"Let the wind... guide its own dance."
"That's right, that's what I'm waiting for."
In the audience, the voice that had been resurrected at some point started shouting proudly again.
"Pfft"
With blood splattering and veins appearing on her forehead, Karina once again transformed into a killing angel and flew out the wolf fang in her hand.
In the days that followed, the dwarf followed Luo Benman by the river, wearing his own grass skirt. The two of them kept twisting, leaping, twisting, leaping, twisting, leaping by the river...
The audience who can still insist on seeing this place is already numb inside.
Even though he was ridiculed, and even in the end, his beloved grass skirt was torn and stamped to pieces. The man who taught the dwarves was arrested by the soldiers for public indecency and faced more than five years in prison. The canon played on the stage The music is still high-spirited, showing the dwarf's unwavering determination to dance.
The picture gradually turned into an insect chrysalis hanging on a branch, cracking open all over the ground, drilling out, and turning into a flying butterfly, flapping its beautiful wings on the reed river...
The music suddenly stopped, and the picture turned dark. Then, the outline of a stage slowly emerged. The audience was full of people, making people feel that this was a very grand performance.
In the silence, the curtain on the stage slowly opened.
Suddenly, in the silence where a needle could be heard, a thunderous sound suddenly sounded. An unprecedented violent canon caught everyone off guard and pushed the atmosphere to a climax in an instant.
At the same time, a figure that seemed to have emerged from the chrysalis and turned into a butterfly leaped out from the edge of the stage.
That's right, looking at the outline of this figure, you can see that the dwarf has completely changed. He is no longer the chubby figure before, but has become slender, tall and thin...
"I like fish the most when I transform."
Wearing a gorgeous magical girl costume, she was chanting her transformation lines and twirling the crystal magic in her hand. Farah jumped out from the side of the stage with her skinny legs flying.
"Puff puff------"
This time, the numb remaining audience was finally wiped out, and no one in the huge audience could stand safely.
Especially those guys who experienced this scene in Elf Square and thought that their mental endurance was unparalleled. After suffering a second heavy blow, they finally couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood and fell down...
As Farah's magical transformation dance ended, the screen finally dimmed, and finally a few big words appeared.
As long as you work hard, you can do it too
"Wu Iǎzi, you and I are irreconcilable."
The roars of Farah and Muradin sounded loudly in the special seats at the same time...
I feel like I still haven't finished writing this chapter, alas.
P: I can’t imagine the inspirational propaganda, please search for a touching Thai advertisement by yourself...A
