Chapter 1,205 True and False Knights
"In short, it's empty talk, so let me look for evidence, in the name of grandpa."
Pushing up the bridge of my nose, I cast a deep gaze, as if I had finally reached the end of the 1,205-episode suspense blockbuster that revealed the truth.
By the way, who would watch a suspense movie with such a long plot? I’ve long forgotten the characters who appeared in the previous stage. I’ve forgotten all the foreshadowing I laid in the past. It’s changed from a suspense film to a main film.
No, I always feel like there is another guy covering his mouth, vomiting blood and shouting that he can be shot even if he is lying down, so let’s do something serious first.
Leaving Jelika aside, I began to break into the backstage and patrolled back and forth among the busy beautiful nvīng.
Probably because of the last crystal fragment mission, I, a prince who originally had an unreliable reputation among the elves, finally gained a little respect from this arrogant race. No matter what I think in my heart, at least on the surface, The elves in front of me were all willing to show me respectful smiles.
I randomly stopped an elf who didn't look very busy, chatted with her for a while, and then got to the point.
"By the way, who prepared our performance? Just by looking at the layout, I feel that it will be a performance that will make people applaud."
"Haha, doesn't His Highness the Prince know?"
After being praised like this by me, a proud smile immediately bloomed on Elf's pretty face.
"This is all the credit of Lord Kalijie. All the programs for God's Birthday this time, whether it is scripts, lyrics, or dances, are all done by Lord Kalijie."
"Oh oh oh, that's amazing." I expressed my shock.
Wait, Kalijie?
In other words, these elves still don't know that Kaljie, who was supposed to be with Artoria, has been locked in the cupboard and replaced by her extremely bad sister?
"His Royal Highness, you really don't know anything about it?" The nv elf couldn't help but be surprised when she saw the surprised look on my face.
"Sorry, I really don't know. I didn't expect Kaljie to be so powerful." I scratched my head in embarrassment.
"That's right. Your Highness is so busy, so it's reasonable."
Ling seemed relieved, and then said solemnly with a very admiring tone, slightly raising his chin.
"Lord Kalijie, among us elves, you are known as a gorgeous dance knight."
You didn't fool me?
Rather than confirming the title of the gorgeous dance knight, I was more surprised that the dirty joker who took pleasure in selling off his jokes in front of me actually told the truth several times in one breath. Could it be that the end of the world is coming?
After saying goodbye to the elves, I returned to Jelika.
"How's the confirmation? Your Highness the Prince tried to make the other party pregnant with words." Jelùka said expressionlessly.
"Don't tell me, I seemed to be glaring at whoever was pregnant. Anyway, I just confirmed that you weren't lying." I looked confused.
"But what she just said was Carl Jie, not you. How do you explain this? Who is the so-called gorgeous dance knight?"
"Jelùjie." The corner of Jelùka's mouth outlined a smile that succeeded in mischief.
"I'm going to go ahead and reveal my money without hesitation? Are you still fooling me? You are such a bad guy." I immediately lifted the coffee table angrily.
"But think about it, His Royal Highness, in fact, it is me who arranges the show now."
Jelika's cunning look now is like an evil doctor trying to act as an innocent citizen and providing misleading clues to the detective.
"That's right. This is what made me suspicious at first." After calming down, I began to think deeply.
That's right, regardless of which of Jelika's sentences are true and which are false, the only thing that makes it impossible to lie is that these programs were indeed arranged by her.
"What is the truth? For the future, please read [Sister Episode 9 of the Side Story of Detective Prince Idiot's Vengeance Journey]."
"Don't talk as if this book really exists, and don't let Princess Sanwu hear it, otherwise it will really come out of nothing." I didn't hesitate to stab Jelika on the forehead. .
"Could it be that... the gorgeous dancing knight is indeed right about Kaljie, but the real author behind the scenes is actually you, like this?"
After thinking for a moment, I expressed my guess.
Jelika was stunned. It seemed that I guessed it right. If it wasn't a red heart, it was at least nine rings.
Then she made a move that surprised me. She took out a small bottle, poured out the pills inside and counted them.
"What are you doing?" I was curious.
"Count and see if His Highness has eaten anything secretly."
"I won't eat this kind of thing"
"But His Highness the Prince's IQ just now was completely abnormal. Wasn't it because he ate something secretly?"
"That's called super long-term use, and I don't think your expired contraceptives can have the effect of improving your IQ."
Does this idiot really want me to complain about her?
"In other words, I guessed it right."
"That's roughly true, but I'm very curious about the basis of Your Highness's judgment." Jelùka looked at me suspiciously, as if to say, it must be a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, right?
"It's not difficult. If you think about it carefully, you will know that Kaljie has to wait for Artoria all day long. It is impossible for her to have time to write scripts, fill in lyrics, arrange dances, etc. And you, anyway, don't I regard the Royal Library as my own nest, so I should have some information in my mind and enough time to tinker with it."
"It's really rude. I also want to wait for the elder Yalandlan to tell me." Jelika retorted seemingly unwillingly.
"You didn't deny it, which means you admitted it?" I shook my head proudly.
In fact, there is still a follow-up basis for judgment that has not been mentioned, that is, the cowardly nature of this pornographic joke means that she is unwilling to be exposed in the eyes of everyone, and will only hide behind the scenes, such as her identity as the intelligence leader, and then she will be with him. Her younger sister Kalijie, who looked exactly the same, was pushed to the front desk ruthlessly.
What a pitiful sister. If I were Kalijie, when I was still in my mother's womb, I would have been tempted to kick the unscrupulous sister next to me.
"Speaking of which, what's Kalijie's taste like?"
I suddenly wanted to know that if they are both sisters, they should have similar artistic talents, although they are not like Jelika, who can soak in the royal embassy every day to absorb some useful and useless knowledge.
Kalùjie: "..."
"What's wrong? It looks like it's the end of the world."
"No, it's nothing, Kalijie, right?" Obviously hiding something, this dirty joke shook his head and showed a very subtle smile.
"As for Carl Jie, her taste in art is the same as His Royal Highness's singing voice."
"Isn't that awesome?" I immediately exclaimed, as expected, like sister, like sister.
Jelùka: "..."
"Why do you look like the end of the world again?"
"No, it's nothing." Jelika shook her head again with a sleepy smile.
"Very good, let's temporarily consider Kaljie as an alternate member of our band." I raised my fist in the air with great momentum.
"Applause, applause."
Jelika, this guy, has no sincerity at all. He clapped his hands and suggested with a perfunctory attitude.
"How about the name of the band is [Three People Who Destroy the World]?"
"It seems pretty good..." I twitched my chin and considered.
The name has a dark style, but the lead singer in it is also known as the savior. Such a strong contrast... is it true?
The more I thought about it, the more satisfied I became. I couldn't help but smile, and patted Jelika on the shoulder happily. You guys have finally done a good deed.
However, this matter should be discussed with Kaljie later. It is better to finish the work at hand first.
I suddenly remembered my mission and quickly kicked my free thoughts back into my mind.
"Stop talking about it, your show here still lacks any props, or does it need any cooperation?"
"There is a lack of an actor to play the Duke of Beasts." Jelika did not hesitate.
"I'm sorry, I don't have such actors and I will never let you act in that kind of show." I gritted my teeth. If there wasn't someone nearby, I would have to give this dirty joke a good beating on his ass.
"If not, forget it. We don't need other props here." Jelùka sighed in disappointment.
"Really don't need anything else?"
"No need, we are fully prepared. Besides, even if there is something missing, it is not something you can prepare immediately."
Oh oh oh, professionals are indeed different from amateurs. I looked at Jelika with a little admiration.
"In this case, I'll leave first. You guys should work hard."
Looking at the time, I think it would be better to get the required information for these props into Linya's hands as soon as possible.
Hey, where are those information?
I grabbed my empty arms and found that the stack of papers I was holding had disappeared out of thin air.
"Yeah, that's it." Then, I heard frequent sighs from the pornographic jokes.
Looking back, I saw that what this guy was holding in his hand was the prop information that disappeared from his arms out of thin air, and he was looking at it with relish.
"Although I don't have the heart to criticize these people, but just from these props, you can roughly guess the level of their show."
The sinister and venomous person came to this conclusion without any mercy.
"Sincerity and courage are more important."
Although I really wanted to say a good word for those people, after thinking about it again and again, I could only issue this weak retort.
What Jelùka said is absolutely right. Just looking at the titles of those programs, I had the feeling that Princess Sanwu would use her newly released works. There were never less than ten words printed on the hard cover. The title of the book, the feeling when it was handed to me.
Titanium alloy dogs are blind.
"Let's go."
"Um...Okay, huh? Where to go?"
Because Jelika's demeanor, behavior and tone were all too natural, just like a girl who trotted over and naturally took her boyfriend's arm while waiting at a date place.
Jelùka waved the prop information in her hand in front of my eyes.
"You want to come with me?" I tried to figure out what she meant.
"No." The result was immediately rejected by Jelùka expressionlessly.
"It's just to prevent His Royal Highness from applying glue to the props and making those actors look embarrassed on stage."
"I won't do such pranks that only children would do."
"All in all, we can't just watch the prince harass those female actors."
"No, no, absolutely not."
"Uh hahahahahaha, do you want this prop? It's very important to you, right? Without this prop, your performance will not be able to go on. Maybe your artist team will collapse and disband because of this failed performance. , everyone will live on the streets, hehehe, if this is the case, there is nothing we can do. As long as you are willing to listen to me and be my slave, I can consider lending you this prop..."
"Which part of the Duke of Beasts series is this borrowing from?" Having had countless experiences, I already seemed calm and calm when dealing with pornographic jokes like Jelika's.
"In short, to maintain the peace of the Dark Continent."
"So my existence has hindered the Dark Continent from achieving peace? It seems that I am very powerful. Although I don't understand the reason at all, I always feel that I am quite powerful."
Jelùka: "..."
I:"……"
"Okay, I understand. It's up to you. Is it really okay to leave your work alone like this?"
In the end, this battle of complaints ended with me giving in. Really, this guy is so unlovable, can't he be a little more honest in front of me? As long as you tell the truth obediently - "I just want to be with His Highness the Prince", no matter how arbitrary the request is, I will nod and agree.
Seeing that I had compromised, the corners of Jelika's mouth seemed to curl up slightly, looking very happy.
After exchanging some heated words with a few elves, she ran back slowly.
"okay?"
"okay."
"Is it all clear?" I was still a little worried.
"Don't worry, I have already told them. His Highness the Prince ordered me to go back in the name of the Queen, strip off my clothes and smear nǎi oil and honey on my naked body, and then lie down obediently and wait for him to finish his work." .”
"I don't feel at ease if you say that, you idiot."
I knew clearly that this guy was selling dirty jokes about her, but I still couldn't help but complain loudly.
This chapter is particularly tragic. The reason is that after listening to someone's instigation, I suddenly wanted to kill the virus on my computer. I bought the little red umbrella that someone said has a good reputation. As a result, after a round of scanning, no virus was found. , the C drive has 21G of space left, but it is inexplicably full, with only more than 30 MB left.
Then the WP used for coding crashed. Xiaoqi thought it didn't matter, there was an automatic backup. However, he reopened the document and restored the backup. All the codes were displayed. In desperation, he uninstalled Xiaohong Umbrella, cleaned up the C drive, and then After reinstalling WP, it was better, but more than half of the previously coded words were gone (the unfortunate thing is that I had an idea occasionally in the middle of coding and saved it manually). In the end, I could only upload 4000 words in a hurry. Let’s talk about it later…
P: 7000 will be completed tomorrow...
Xiaoqi now hates even Little Red Riding Hood...A
