Chapter 1193 Octopus, slime, Feeney
After returning to the banquet, Linya's face was still rosy, and she was even more intoxicated than after drinking a bottle of Sac Crystal, which made Karina and the others feel extremely strange. She originally had a good capacity for drinking.
Of course, there is nothing you can do on the bar street. Not to mention the time, what if someone sees you? However, Linya Xiaonizi did not refuse my proposal. Don’t worry, wait until the two of us are alone in the future...
Drinking this way and that, after getting sixty minutes drunk, all kinds of beastly blood will boil.
Just thinking about it in my mind gave me the urge to bleed from my nose. I could understand why Linya's face remained red until the end of the banquet.
The drunken Sister Sharna was attracted by the old drunkard. This is something that the entire Rogge camp should breathe a sigh of relief. However, everyone seems to be still surprised by the second personality of Sister Sharna. After returning, how will the atmosphere be? There was some silence, as if everyone had their own thoughts, and there was no longer the unbridled noise just now.
Seeing this, I snorted proudly in my heart.
It's time to take it out, my secret weapon, I paid a lot of money to buy it from that die-hard dealer.
That's right, I got it in the afternoon with Lal Santiaozi and the others at the West District Market. What's that octopus called? All in all, it's a very naughty species. It's said that it never rises to a height of 10,000 meters from the bottom of the water. It's really scary, so scary. How dark is the heart of a guy living in that pitch-black seabed?
Well...someone, bring up my octopus.
"Cousin Meow, are you calling me Meow?" Coolie Feini came up at the right time and asked.
"I'll go, when did you wake up?" I said I was shocked. Didn't this transvestite just fall into the place called muscle hell?
"Thanks to His Majesty Alto for letting me drink the hangover soup, so I'm fine now." As if she noticed my doubts, Fini puffed up her little chest proudly.
Damn it, this guy was rescued before he even crossed the Santu River? But he was almost dragged into another hell by Sister Sharna.
Thinking of this, I feel a little unbalanced. What's going on with this contrast?
It was like a question-and-answer contest. Feini and I were each sitting on the lifting platform of death. Just now, I had risen one step closer to Feini who was at the highest point.
"Go, go, push up the big box on the back of the tent." I waved my hand angrily to drive Feini.
"Yes meow."
Feeney took the order, walked around the back of the tent with a little curiosity and pushed a box filled with water to the front.
Of course, that big octopus cannot always be kept in Lal's inventory. Even if Lal is willing, no matter what kind of naughty octopus it is, and even despises the existence of Master Wu, if it leaves the water for a long time, it will still Hang up.
The huge box immediately attracted the attention of everyone present. Except for Lars and Vilas who knew what was inside, everyone looked curious, including Feini, who wanted to know how tall this person was. What on earth is in a box that can accommodate several people taking a bath in it?
"Cousin, cousin, what on earth is here?"
Feini couldn't bear her curiosity. As soon as she stopped what she was doing, she couldn't help but poke her head in. Looking at the dark bottom of the box filled with water, she felt that there was something strange under the water. The living creature is squirming slightly like an elegant lady.
Nie, this is the opportunity!
The resentment I had accumulated just now for being a quasi-tragic emperor made me feel evil thoughts in my heart when I saw this scene. I took out a staff with my hands behind my back.
Hey, look at my telekinesis.
Unprepared, Feini immediately loaded herself into the box.
"Uh-huh, what...what's going on, meow?"
Under the sound of splashing water, Feini poked her head out of the water with a puzzled expression. The box was only one person tall, and she could touch the bottom by standing on tiptoes. Moreover, Feini's predecessor was a flow mage. With all kinds of useless skills, swimming is naturally not difficult for her.
At this moment, Feini suddenly noticed that under the water, the living creature that she had just sensed with a slight aura suddenly came up to her, an unknown object with thick arms, cold and smooth, and strong suction, like Like a rapidly growing vine, it snaked along her feet and soon wrapped around her waist.
"Meow-meow-meow-meow-!!! What on earth is this, meow?!!!"
I felt something wrapped around my lower body, which seemed to be covered with countless smooth bumps as big as thumbs, like tongues, licking the delicate white skin, and there was a nauseating numbness like a wriggling creature. Feeling, for a moment, Feini forgot the fact that she was also a fourth-level wizard, and kept struggling in the water like an ordinary girl.
Suddenly, water splashed all over the box. Fini, who was entangled from the waist down, could only rely on her hands to slap the water. She kept choking on the water in a panic, just like a drowning person struggling to cry for help.
"Don't... don't panic, Feini, I'm here to save you."
Feini's old best friend, Oona, who has a serious fetish for cross-dressing, picked up a stone and rushed to the box. She kept hitting the box with the stone, reenacting the story of Sima Guang rescuing people.
It's a pity that Oona is one of the only two ordinary people among everyone present. The other one is naturally Aunt Lisa.
Naturally, her rescue action was the least efficient. After smashing it several times, there was still no sign of the box breaking.
And Feini inside felt the same greasy and disgusting things that were wrapped around her lower body, stretching up and gradually wrapping around her entire body.
At this moment, Oona shouted loudly, raised the stone and smashed it down, the whole box finally made a clear cracking sound, and was smashed into a big piece. Under the squeeze of the water pressure, with a bang, the whole box unexpectedly collapsed. The whole thing was broken.
Suddenly, the water inside poured out, turning the surrounding mud into a vast quagmire.
Fini also escaped from the water smoothly.
However, no one present reacted, and their eyes were blank, including Oona who smashed the box.
As far as the eye can see, Feini, who is wearing a cute maid uniform, is entangled by a huge octopus. Four or five of the two-meter-long octopus tentacles are wrapped around her body, sucking her tightly. The surface of the purple-spotted tentacles covered with suckers secreted a large amount of transparent and slippery mucus with paralyzing and stimulating ingredients, which was covered with Feini's wet maid clothes, hair, pretty face, and clothes that clung to her delicate body. And on the exposed snow-white skin.
It was an extravagant scene that could make a man's desire expand to the extreme in an instant.
What's more, the ends of three thick tentacles got into the gaps between Feini's collar, waist, and skirt, and swam directly inside with Feini's delicate body.
"Ah~~~Yeah~~~there~~~it doesn't work there~~~can't~~~ah~~~can't suck~~~suck~~~suck there~~~will~~~ah
As these octopus tentacles penetrated into the maid's clothes, her whole body was stained with mucus. Her pretty face was crimson, and she was trembling and weak. From the man's small mouth, she feebly let out a series of unbearable stimulations. A charming moan that makes people think
"Hiss~~~hiss~~~~"
You can hear the angry sounds of the men present.
"Oops... Oops, I seem... I seem to suddenly feel that even if I am a man, it doesn't matter."
Hans stared blankly at this scene, two bloody noses came out, and he murmured subconsciously.
"Boss Hans, hold on, don't fall into that kind of world!!"
Paladin Baal sucked in the nosebleed that was about to flow out, and reluctantly reminded the captain who was standing aside.
“Inspiration…no…inspiration at all!!”
Arius, who was originally very interested in Fini, should have been excited after seeing this scene, but she suddenly fell to her knees weakly, with a look of defeat on her face.
Even if she relied on the powerful power of a corrupt woman to hypnotize herself, after this night, she could no longer treat Feini as a man. In other words, she had lost the best subject in the world.
The seriousness of this fact is as if someone who was used as a reference for the Duke of Beasts in Little Jasmine's eyes to create inspiration suddenly became as serious and smart as Carlos, just like Jeluka, who suddenly had no points to sell, but One can imagine the shock that Arius felt in his heart.
Others had mixed reactions.
"That's enough you damn octopus!!"
With an unbearable roar, the sword in his hand had already penetrated into the octopus's bare head.
Time seemed to pause for a second, and then, black blood spurted out from the crack where the long sword entered. After a while, the tentacles wrapped around Feini softly slipped from her body. Feini, who had been tortured enough, He also collapsed weakly to the ground.
"Thank you... Wuwu~~~Thank you, meow, cousin meow~~~"
Lying among the mucus on the ground, holding her arms in her arms, wearing clothes that exposed large areas of snow-white skin, like a delicate doll that had been played with, sticking out her tongue and panting, Feini cast a grateful look at her and said with Said a cute little voice like a kitten.
I:"……"
Such a situation was beyond my expectation. All in all, I must not tell her now that the murderer who threw her into the box was me.
Soon, the limp Feini was taken away by Oona. After this farce, the welcome party resumed its previous hustle and bustle, and even became more lively.
You can tell by looking at the red faces of those men. These guys are definitely still thinking about the scene just now in their minds. They are really a group of hopeless guys.
I sighed helplessly, and then immediately cast a firm and unfazed look at Vilas and the others, saying that no matter how good Feini was, I would not be kind to her.
Humph, after all, we used to be professional otakus, and we can barely tolerate this level of confusion.
"Ahem, what are you doing? Come on, come on, let's put up the shelves."
A heavy cough finally woke up many people from their trance. I picked up the dead octopus whole, washed it with water, and then shouted to everyone.
Octopus must be grilled whole to have atmosphere.
Seeing the rare delicacy, the group of foodies became more excited. They finally put the scene behind them and started to get busy, cleaning the internal organs and cutting flowers on the surface for seasoning. A huge octopus , after more than half an hour of tinkering, he was strung on a spear, tied with eight tentacles, and roasted on the burning charcoal fire.
After a while, the originally brown octopus slowly turned into a ripe red color, exuding a unique umami flavor from the top.
While spinning the spear and brushing seasoning on it, everyone gathered around the grill and became excited. Only Arturia stood outside the crowd, and the golden color on her forehead turned a little faster than usual.
"It should be fine."
As the fragrance spread throughout the banquet hall, at last, Vilas sighed that she was done, and suddenly it exploded like water falling into a frying pan.
After cutting off a chopstick-long octopus tentacle, I emerged from the crowd and immediately saw the lonely Arturia standing there, standing out from the crowd.
"Oh, Artoria."
After waving to her, I stepped forward and handed the plate in my hand to her.
"Eat it, the taste will definitely be the same."
The good materials and the craftsmanship of Veras and the others made me grin with confidence and give a thumbs up to Artoria, as if a white light flashed through my teeth.
Arturia looked at me and then at the grilled octopus on the plate with a calm expression on her face. After about a few seconds, she finally took action.
Instead of taking the plate, he directly grabbed the octopus with his two small hands and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and chewing~~~~~
"That... Artoria?"
I asked hesitantly, looking at Arturia who was holding most of the tentacles that were still exposed, chewing her mouth continuously, and showing a very natural and cute expression.
I always feel like her eyes are always wandering and she just doesn't look at the food in her hands. Is it my imagination? "
"Is it easy to shout?" Arturia asked vaguely while chewing the roasted tentacles in her mouth.
If something happens, I probably want to say this.
"Don't be so hasty, there's still plenty left."
Seeing how Arturia was anxious and eager to swallow it all, I thought she was greedy.
"I'll give you some more."
Looking back, I saw that within a short while, there was only a small half of the octopus left on the grill. After secretly cursing these foodies, I took the plate and turned around and walked towards the grill.
At this moment, something, like a nail, suddenly hit my head.
"It hurts, who is it?!"
I immediately turned around and glared around.
Unfortunately, Arturia was the only one standing next to her. Let’s not say whether she would do this. She couldn’t do it even if she was holding an octopus with both hands.
The other suspects are Carlos and Little Fox. With the speed of these two people, it is not difficult to do such a thing.
Carlos was unlikely, but the little fox... looked for her figure and found her chatting among the group of Vilas, looking unlikely.
"Artoria, do you know who knocked me on the head just now?" In desperation, I just asked Artoria who was standing aside.
He shook his head.
Arturia, who was still shouting about the octopus tentacles and kept stuffing them into her mouth, shook her head in a cute manner, and the golden dots on her forehead rose up and down with her movements.
Damn it, Arturia didn't even see it. Could it be that he drank too much and was hallucinating?
I shook my head in disbelief and turned around again, intending to give Artoria a few more pieces of octopus.
"It hurts, it hurts!!!"
The same attack as before fell on his head again, three times in succession.
I was angry, who the bastard is! !
Looking around, there was still no trace of the prisoner, and Artoria... forget it, she had turned into an octopus-eating demon.
Confused, I just turned around, this time it was a five-hit combo! !
Ho ho ho ho! ! !
It is tolerable, but what is unbearable!
I turned around deliberately, feeling the attacking aura just now, and suddenly shot back with a carbine.
No one was around.
Is it really a ghost?
Looking around carefully, the only things moving in my sight were Artoria's chewing mouth and the golden spot on her forehead. I was immediately frightened and inexplicable.
“Tia, order the octopus for me
I used the Great Summon to call Tia over. I handed her the plate and watched her happily accept the task, trot away, and look back.
In my dull gaze, the golden gleam on Artoria's forehead was like a woodpecker's beak, constantly piercing my forehead, which was very close at hand. A