Chapter 1,191 Lively Banquet
As a terrifying druid who has experienced nearly nine years of hardship and has fully matured, it is a necessary skill to assess the situation, think deeply, and make decisions before taking action.
Therefore, I judged wisely in advance, and after escaping from the hell of Silesia and Kajie, I did not panic and began to observe the movements around me.
The first thing I entered was the group of elders. They seemed to be discussing some very profound issues. From time to time, they would say something I couldn’t understand. There was an aura of talking and laughing around them, which made me, a novice, feel very stressed. big.
Next is the combination of Lal's three pieces plus Lao Ma's trio, and Seattle's Ke.
This is strange. In the past, Seattle Knatsi's character would never have bothered to fight with a guy who was much weaker than him. Look, the past few years since returning from the Fallen Alliance have also made him more humane. Now, he can accept the approach of other adventurers. Of course, his warlike and bloodthirsty nature has not faded at all. If you think he has become gentle, you are totally wrong. It is just like changing into a dragon. Under the influence of the environment, a layer of sheepskin was added to the original violent beast.
These guys get together... Needless to say, they are all foodies, so naturally they compete for food and drink. I have just escaped from Silis and the others, how can I get rid of the tiger and enter the wolf's den again?
I snorted, but it didn't stop me from observing these guys.
First of all, Cook, a mage, fell on the table with foam at the mouth, holding his belly that was about to burst, and became the first victim of this game.
Then came White Wolf, who wisely stopped what he was doing, announced his defeat and quit.
Then Malagby and Lal couldn't hold on any longer, stood up unsteadily, and vomited into a small jungle to one side.
I thought there was something new going on. For example, even though Cook was a skinny wizard, his appetite was comparable to that of a barbarian. As a result, he fell down in a completely normal order, which was really uninteresting.
I turned my attention to other places out of boredom. The remaining three players, the Barbarian Brothers and Seatick, no matter which one won, it was not a surprising scene.
My eyes froze and I saw something very terrifying.
Those were three young girls, to be precise, three extremely cute young girls.
However, such cute girls, now exude a weird atmosphere like holding a cult ritual.
The three of them sat around a grill. Although the charcoal fire was bright and illuminated the surroundings, the sight around them seemed to become extremely dark, as if even the light was afraid of their momentum and did not dare to get close. .
No one made a sound, but the movements of their hands never stopped. First, little Jasmine took the baked rice cake in her hand... Uh, okay, yes, rice cake. I read that right. She took the baked rice cake in her hand. , moved twenty degrees forward, and moved about half a foot.
Immediately afterwards, Jelika, who was located below her, looked very solemn under the firelight. She thought for a few seconds before taking the bottle roasting in her hand... Well, because we can't tell whether the content inside is birth control or contraception, let's just leave it for now. Calling it [Unidentified Miss], she moved back a little, and then pushed up the bridge of her nose. A bright light flashed in her purple eyes, revealing a kind of resourcefulness and long-term thinking of retreating to advance.
There was a click, and under the charcoal fire, the bottle... no, it was the lady, cracks appeared on the lady's body. I seemed to hear the lady's howl that could only be heard on the Santu River filled with corpses! ! !
Finally, there is Arius. Among the three, she has the strongest taste, but she is also the simplest. She does not hesitate to take the banana in her hand... I don’t want to complain anymore. All in all, just after walking in Jelùka, She couldn't wait to move the banana in her hand forward, charging straight for a long distance, and then fell down contentedly, as if she had occupied a large amount of territory and resources.
This seemingly reckless and aggressive move revealed the great momentum and boldness of the heavy sword without edge. Little Jasmine and Jelika, who had carefully considered every step, showed surprised expressions and looked at each other in surprise. Looking at Aleus, there was a solemn expression inside, as if he was reassessing the strength of the opponent in front of him.
I have no idea what they are doing! ! !
Although I really want to rush up and give each of them a chestnut, so that these guys don't have to waste food... No, it's not exactly food. There is a lady here, right? Isn't the poor lady still moaning on the grill, her skin has been scorched black, her body has been broken, and her blood has been dried out. Doesn't it really matter if she doesn't save her?
After thinking about it again and again, I shed tears and gave up on the impossible task of rescuing the young lady. Those three guys together were simply more terrifying than Arturia and Sister Sharna walking together. If they broke in rashly, I'm afraid I will also become the legendary Mr. D.
Forgive me for being such a cowardly and incompetent man who abandoned you, miss. You should go find your own happiness. With my back to the rock, I lowered the bamboo hat on my head slightly and took the first step.
There is……
I was startled and hid my sight.
It's Sister Sharna.
Just like her aloof character, it is impossible for anyone else to exist around her. She is like a cold-blooded beast that rejects all life. Except for a few people such as me and the old drunkard, the only way to stay by her side is to fall down. ’s cold corpse.
Logically speaking, this should be the case, but now, there are two more people in front of Sister Sharna.
They are the Amazon sisters of the KFC team, Des and Dena, ardent fans and blind admirers of Sister Sharna.
"Ms. Sharna, please accept the little one, we are willing to follow you and work as cows and horses."
The two Amazons knelt on one knee and lowered their chins to show submission. They raised the wine glasses in their hands and presented them respectfully to Sister Sharna.
Hey, Desdna, Rickon is crying over there. Looking at you, his tears and snot are already together.
"you?"
Sister Sharna didn't even look at the Amazon sisters in front of her. She just used a knife to cut a piece of meat on her hand, put it in her mouth and chewed it. Then, from her demonic mouth with a hint of oil, she coldly spit out a Character.
"roll."
"Lady Sharna!!"
Instead of becoming angry, the Amazon sisters held each other's hands, squeezed the two plump breasts tightly together, let out an intoxicating cheer, and faced Sharna groveling with red hearts in their eyes, as if to say, this is it, This is Your Majesty the Queen we admire, ah ah, please insult us and ravage us as much as you like.
I:"……"
I always feel like there's a strange smell coming out, it's not good, I can't think of it anymore!
I quickly covered my itchy nose and turned around. Immediately behind me, I heard Desidna moaning in pain or pleasure as she was kicked out.
Normally, it seems that they are very powerful beautiful sisters, but this hidden attribute is really surprising.
But... strangely, I always felt an ominous premonition, as if I had forgotten something very important... no, something terrible rather than important.
My eyes finally fell on KFC and the Hanbag team.
Ricken, who was hit hard by Des and Dena's betrayal, turned his sorrow into grief and anger, and his grief and anger into strength. He and Hans have once again started the thousands-year-old fast food restaurant dispute.
It's so boring. I'm tired of watching fast food restaurant battles. When will there be a script about fast food restaurant love, director?
Oh oh oh oh oh! ! ! !
Hans roared.
I saw him stacking the ingredients for the burger one by one.
By the way...it's a barbecue dinner tonight...forget it, let him do it.
When my eyes fell on Hans's gradually forming burger, I, like everyone else, exclaimed.
It's not an ordinary burger that is neatly stacked one on top of another, but a strange burger that's stacked in a shape to form a snake shape! !
On the last layer, accompanied by Hans's strange scream, the bread carved into the shape of a dragon's head was pressed up.
“Dragon Burger, done!!”
As the light spread everywhere, the burger in Hans' hand seemed to turn into a roaring dragon.
"Ignorance!!"
Ricken, who was full of resentment, and the colonel who had completely turned into a black man, shouted loudly and blew a breath of air onto the scarlet charcoal fire under the shelf. Suddenly, the already strong fire suddenly burst out with extremely strong fire. Flame seedlings.
The pieces of fried chicken he placed on the grill suddenly expanded and slowly rose under the fierce firepower.
"What dragon burger?" Xie Wai said, look at my Shenglong fried chicken!!"
With a roar, endless golden light erupted from the grill.
I:"……"
Regarding copyright...is there really no problem?
Could it be that the mystery of God's disappearance is that he was arrested and locked up in a dark room by the Space and Time Administration for copyright infringement?
I thought I had reached the tip of the iceberg of the truth about the million-year mystery after the Doomsday War, and my body couldn't help but shudder.
At this moment, a golden light approaching rapidly flashed past his hand.
ah--! You're a damn backup! ! ! !
After I came to my senses, the grilled fish that Eco had just grilled for myself had disappeared from my hands. When I looked back, I found a small golden animal with grilled fish in its mouth, and it was quickly escaping from the crime scene. I couldn't help but roar.
You dare to snatch something that my precious daughter cooked for me. You are so impatient. It seems that tonight’s barbecue will have to add more flavor! !
I chased after him with all my strength, and rushed towards the golden color with all my teeth and claws.
Rumble————! !
In my hurry, I accidentally overexerted my force. With this flying blow, my body fell to the ground and moved straight forward, creating a heroic mud ditch on the ground.
After my body stops, I will scan around with eyes burning with rage, looking for the prisoner.
I saw a dead dog with grilled fish in its mouth. Surrounded by many figures, the corner of its mouth slightly curled up and showed me a provocative smile.
Oooo----! ! You are the only one who will never let me go today! !
I got up using my hands and feet, but before I could take any action, my body suddenly froze.
Before that, search for a certain sentence that you just used. Yes, it is the sentence "surrounded by many figures", many figures...
I swallowed hard and glanced around guiltily.
Willas, Sarah, Linya, Lena Artoria, Aunt Karina, Aunt Lisa, Fini, Ona...the harmless and the dangerous, all appeared in sight, surrounding themselves. inside.
"Fan, are you okay?"
In my trembling eyes, Arturia took a step forward and gently patted the dust on my body.
"Ha...ah hahaha, everyone is...what are you doing?"
I involuntarily took a step back, eyes rolling, looking for an opportunity to escape.
"Isn't it obvious at a glance? We are having a passionate relationship with Alto." Linya smiled lightly and winked at me playfully.
"This...is like this, then I won't fight..."
"Fan, you're here just in time, why not have a drink with everyone, we are a family."
Arturia specially emphasized the word "family", completely blocking my way out.
"Cousin, come on, cup meow~~~"
Feini handed over a wine glass smoothly.
Can I beat you away easily? Casting a murderous look at Feini, I took the wine bottle handed over by Sister Karina amidst everyone's mocking or worried looks.
This taste...
It's Sac Cristal! !
The trace of luck that I was still holding on to was shattered in an instant. Even though Sac Crystal is the most expensive and rare wine in the entire continent, Artoria, as the Elf Queen, will definitely have it.
Looking at the rich aroma of wine and the beautiful red crystal-like liquid that made me a little dizzy in the cup, I cried without tears, and my memory vaguely returned to the time when I got married to Artoria.
After drinking a whole bottle, I was drunk and unconscious. I had also drank a whole bottle with myself, but my face remained unchanged. Arturia...A